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Dave, Sam and Jeff are about to graduate from Holden University with honors in lying, cheating and scheming. The three roommates have proudly scammed their way through the last four years of college and now, during final exams, these big-men-on-campus are about to be busted by the most unlikely dude in school. Self-dubbed Cool Ethan, an ambitious nerd with a bad crush, enters their lives one day and everything begins to unravel.
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00:01I don't want you to worry about finishing the exam.
00:03No one ever does.
00:05It's the way I designed it.
00:06So just finish writing whenever you...
00:08Heads up!
00:09You!
00:09Little Red Riding Hood.
00:10Stop writing.
00:11You can stop writing, sir.
00:12It's fruitless.
00:13Congratulations.
00:14You just got an F.
00:15Do you even know my name?
00:17No, I don't.
00:22Dave and his friends were the biggest scammers on campus.
00:26We've done this before.
00:27Let's do it again.
00:27There was nothing they couldn't get away with.
00:30Oh!
00:31My leg!
00:32You broke my tinea!
00:33Professor Marco, I got hit by a truck today.
00:35Are you okay?
00:36I got hit by a truck!
00:39Until...
00:39They met the one guy.
00:41I know what you did.
00:41I was there. I saw it.
00:42You're all cheaters.
00:43You're sitting right next to you. Remember me?
00:44They couldn't get away from...
00:46I got the proof.
00:47I'm not afraid to expel you.
00:49What do you want?
00:49Money, free dry cleaning, Europass?
00:52No, I don't...
00:52A Europass?
00:53No, no!
00:54I want you to get me a girl.
00:59I'm not gonna eat that, you retard.
01:00No one calls me a retard.
01:02You freakin' hobo!
01:03Yeah!
01:04The story about slackers.
01:06Bring me the girl, Dave.
01:07You and your friends are going down.
01:09I'd really hate to kick you guys out of school.
01:12One more job.
01:13I see we bury him.
01:14Ah!
01:16Lovers.
01:16His name's Ethan, and he really likes you.
01:19Oh!
01:20Angela!
01:22Shut up!
01:22Oh!
01:23Ah!
01:24Beautiful.
01:25And a guy with a special friend.
01:27You be quiet, hair doll.
01:29I want your girlfriend to be my...
01:31I mean, Ethan, he's nuts!
01:33I gotta be with Angela.
01:34As your attorney, I can't advise that.
01:35Huh?
01:37Angela, the guy that I like is your friend, Dave.
01:40Dave!
01:41Yeah?
01:43Fudge!
01:45Slackers.
01:46Is this a hair doll?
01:47I didn't make that!
01:48It fell out of your hair that way!
01:49It fell into my hair this way?
01:51Give me it back!
01:52I want it back!
01:52Give me it back!
01:56You're going down!
01:57I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, girl.
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