00:00I don't want white women to have to change.
00:02My dream for the world is that everyone gets to be a white woman.
00:07I want everyone to be able to cry at a problem they created.
00:13Now that I have a baby, I'm furious at men. I'm furious.
00:16It's an irrational anger. It is.
00:18Because men, you weren't the ones who decided that women have babies.
00:22It's what you would have chosen.
00:27This is not the first time one of my male friends has talked about pooping naked.
00:31And it makes me furious.
00:34Because I've never felt that safe in my entire life.
00:40We shame moms if they need help or want help or if they're lucky enough to have help.
00:45Why do you need help? Look at Erin Brockovich.
00:47She was a single mom who also uncovered a corporate water pollution scandal.
00:53If you're not doing that, you're probably just a lazy bitch.
00:57I don't know what women did before phones when they were breastfeeding.
01:00I don't know. You just stared into the darkness?
01:02Or they say if you want your baby to be smart, read to them, read to them, read to them.
01:07Yeah. Accidentally buy a gay book and find out how liberal you really are.
01:14This is how safe men feel pooping.
01:17Yeah, we're still talking about it.
01:20Do you remember in the first Jurassic Park?
01:40Sorry, this lady has a leaky faucet for a while.
01:42I hate herself.
01:45She's so decap động at all.
01:46Did she see her nieces?
01:46I didn't feel 취risk in a while.
01:46I have enjoyed this.
