00:04Oh, no violence, tell him, Ed!
00:06You heard your mother.
00:07Look, right, I'll get her out, even if I have to drag her by her hair.
00:10That's not a bad idea, that.
00:11Gizzy crutch.
00:13No, no, whoa, whoa!
00:15Oh!
00:17Good lad!
00:19Oh, good lad!
00:28Be strong, son.
00:30What have you done?
00:31You mad cow!
00:33Sticks and stones.
00:35You've got to search for the hero inside yourself.
00:39Search for the secrets inside.
00:43Watch where you put your arms, you filthy beggar.
00:47Search for the hero inside yourself.
00:50Until you find the key to your life.
00:53Never mind the key to your life!
00:55Where's the key to Mel's cuffs?
00:56We'll have to do it the hard way.
00:57Did you pop your chainsaw, yeah?
00:58It's in the transit.
00:59Mum!
01:01Key!
01:02There wasn't one.
01:06Get off!
01:08I'm going to take you to the highest court in the land!
01:12Get off!
01:16Now, I can start fumigating!
01:20That palace is spotless!
01:21The grease on that!
01:23You're lucky I can't knock you into next week.
01:25Mum, shut your face.
01:26I dread to think what your bathroom's like.
01:28Eddie, phone Kim and Aggie.
01:30Who?
01:30Talk about fighting fair!
01:32I've got another door on me arm!
01:34And I've got a front door with a big hole in it!
01:39See the new neighbours of Landy?
01:41Mum, Mum.
01:44Make a poor woman homeless!
01:46You'll never get a week of sleep in that!
01:49Mum!
01:49Oh, no way, poor Dazza.
01:51Mum!
01:51Get off me!
01:52I'm sure they'll find a bed for you at the funny farm.
01:54Especially if you tip up looking like that.
01:56Get off me!
01:58Judas!
01:58Will you give over?
02:00Minute white coat, so I'll be here in a minute.
02:02Come on, honey.
02:03Boom.
02:11No way.
02:14What's wrong?
02:17Will somebody tell me what's going on?
02:19You heard the lady.
02:28I can't believe it.
02:30Van.
02:31Who?
02:31No way I'm living next door to those scumbags.
02:34I beg your pardon.
02:35Phone the landlord.
02:36Tell him we've changed our minds.
02:37We've got to live here now.
02:38We signed a contract.
02:39Yeah, like that means anything to you people.
02:41What do you mean, you people?
02:42Don't talk to my dad like that, all right?
02:44You signed a contract with us.
02:45You only did half a job.
02:47We could have built the Taj Mahal in the time we spent in your kitchen.
02:50Hang on a minute.
02:51Don't tell me these are the people.
02:52Refused to pay me bill.
02:53Swiped all me gear.
02:54Well, I've got news for you.
02:55This is a decent street.
02:57Decent people live here,
02:58so put your scummy gear back in your scummy van
03:01and get out of here.
03:03You're only doing this deliberately just to wind us up.
03:05What?
03:06You lay one finger on you and the cops will be here like a shot.
03:09She's right.
03:10Best we all just calm down.
03:12Why don't I put the kettle on?
03:21Where are you going now?
03:22Casualty.
03:23To get rid of these.
03:27Here.
03:34You!
03:35Shut our mouths!
03:36Shut your...
03:36Shut up!
03:37Shut up!
03:42What's kicking off?
03:43Like you've got new neighbours.
03:46Nice.
03:47You should have stayed the other side of the street.
03:49Oh, yeah.
03:50Much classier, I think.
03:52You still get the old crim over there, though.
03:54Who?
03:55You.
03:56Me?
03:57Well, you knock-offs out your bag.
03:58It's for a special occasion, though.
04:00So, like the judge or better still,
04:02tell it to Molly.
04:03No way.
04:04I'm serious.
04:05Molly's putting two and two together
04:06and coming up with 500.
04:08It's under control.
04:09Don't make me laugh.
04:10You're playing with fire.
04:12If Molly knew half the stuff he was getting up to...
04:14Yeah, well, she's not gonna know, is she?
04:15But if she did,
04:16you wouldn't need all this extra cash for the flash wedding.
04:18Cos there won't be one.
04:20Just leave it, will you, Kev.
04:21I'm gonna go and join her, Jim.
04:23Why?
04:23You're gonna go and get fit?
04:24Oh, no.
04:25To hide behind more lies.
04:27I'm not listening.
04:28I'll see you in an hour.
04:42I'll see you in an hour.
04:42Come on.
04:46Here!
04:47Did she watch how you talk to my family?
04:50You being such upstanding citizens.
04:52Nah, you know not about us.
04:53We know you ripped out my kitchen.
04:55I'll rip something else out in a minute.
04:57After breaking and entering my home?
04:59Who says?
05:00Oh, come off it.
05:01We know it with you lot.
05:02Prove it.
05:02Every time the coppers nab you,
05:04which is probably twice a day,
05:05that's what you say, isn't it?
05:06Prove it, prove it.
05:07You ripped their kitchen out first.
05:10You get inside.
05:11Well, you got a victim, because of you lot.
05:12It wasn't yours.
05:13You hadn't paid for it.
05:15You threatened my dad.
05:16He threatened me mum.
05:17That's how all the trouble started,
05:18when he started shouting the odds.
05:19Scared the life out of me.
05:20Frightening women.
05:21You had no intention of paying for it.
05:23Your sort never do.
05:24I've had enough of this!
05:25You are asking for a good kicker, mate.
05:27Seriously.
05:28Leave it, Gary!
05:29They're not worth it.
05:36You're dead right.
05:38They've got a vendetta against me,
05:39and thanks to you,
05:40they're living next door.
05:41I've told you it's got nothing to do with me, mate.
05:44Yeah, well, if I were you,
05:45I'd just make sure your CCTV was switched on.
05:48You cheeky little swine.
05:51Do you sell a glue?
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:52Oh, for your gaddy, is it?
05:54Superglue.
05:54I want two tubes, please.
05:56Two?
05:57Mm.
05:57I want to clamp his gob shut,
05:58and the other for this.
06:04So...
06:05Settling in all right?
06:06Robin's got no door.
06:16What are you gawping at?
06:28Oh, well.
06:30God.
06:31Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:33Come here.
06:34Come here!
06:35Oi!
06:35I'll call the police!
06:37I don't want to fight with you, Gail.
06:39It is Gail, isn't it?
06:41Yeah.
06:43I'm Anna.
06:44Look, this is mad.
06:46We hardly know each other.
06:48I know you're a windass.
06:50Oh, right, so that's it.
06:51We're written off.
06:52Talk about judging a book by its cover.
06:55That and the fact that your lad stole my kitchen.
06:58Look, we've got a choice.
06:59We can carry on brawling in the street,
07:01giving each other evils,
07:02or me and you can sit down like grown-ups
07:05and sort this mess out.
07:14Well, they're here now,
07:15so I don't want you saying or doing anything
07:18to upset them, OK?
07:20Hi!
07:21Hi, Anna, over here!
07:28Six hours I was down at Casrote.
07:31They've got you free, though.
07:33The lad in front of me had a cue ball stuck in his gob.
07:36I had to dislocate his jaw to get it out.
07:39I could hear the screams in Burnley.
07:43See, they've got their feet under the table now, then.
07:47Mmm.
07:48You couldn't stay there forever, Mum.
07:51No.
07:53I'm not.
07:56I don't know if it's me who got myself into this mess.
08:01Take care of yourself, Mum.
08:03Keep in touch.
08:08Oh, I'm here.
08:13Bye.
08:17Me and Gail had a long chat this afternoon.
08:20Didn't we, Gail?
08:21Yes, we did.
08:23And we decided that there's been mistakes made on both sides.
08:27But neither of us wants the bad feeling to carry on.
08:30Do we, Gail?
08:30No, we don't.
08:33So we're going to make a fresh start.
08:36Wipe this lake clean.
08:38So, Eddie.
08:39Joe.
08:40Shake him.
08:42What?
08:43Eh?
08:45Eddie.
08:46Do it, Joe.
08:57Now, David.
08:58Gary?
09:02Come on.
09:04Shake hands.
09:05This is off its head, this is.
09:07David!
09:07No way, Mum.
09:08I'm not shaking his hand.
09:10I hate his gut.
09:10The feeling's mutual.
09:11Look, if you lot want to play happy families, that's fine.
09:15You can count me out.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:22Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:24Bye.
09:24Bye.
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