00:00How do you like your bacon, Hanson?
00:04Dressed as a third-world prostitute, so she has for making the effort.
00:08Oh. Where's Dan?
00:10He's just, er, taking himself off the mortgage, seeing as you obviously own the place.
00:14Oh, I thought he rented.
00:15We rent. It's a figure of speech. He's at work now.
00:18Can I just make myself some breakfast in me own home, please?
00:23Say, do you the bother?
00:28We can make this work.
00:30Aye.
00:31What's your contribution like, locking yourself in the bathroom for hours on end, out of sight?
00:35Safest place last night, from what I heard.
00:40You'll need to do the washing up if you live here.
00:42Oh, I would, but I don't have a decontamination suit.
00:46Well, you don't need one when you're the contamination.
00:49Kerry! I'm no happier to be here than you are to have me.
00:52Well, which is why you're leaving.
00:53But I was put in a difficult position, and because I didn't want to offend Sam or Dan, I accepted.
00:58Why would you be offending Dan?
00:59You were the one who did Rachel the favour.
01:01I were happy where I were.
01:03It's not my fault I'm here.
01:05Oh, no, no. It was a total accident.
01:07You just tripped up and landed right on your feet.
01:14Come on.
01:17Oh, look, yeah, she is. On a Dan hunt.
01:20Come in, love.
01:21It's been all of four minutes since you were last underfoot.
01:24In fact, while you're here, why don't you just take one of me cream buns?
01:28Huh?
01:30Don't mind if I do.
01:32I tell you what, why don't you take it back to Dan?
01:35Loves his cream cakes like his non-paying lodgers, all dried up and leaving a bad taste.
01:41Anyone heard our vales?
01:43Same as, apparently.
01:44Hmm.
01:45My name's Tracy, and I just care about everything so much I do.
01:49You barely even know a man.
01:51I know that she was more of a mother to your daughter than you ever were.
01:55Well, then.
01:58Hey, someone's going to have to clear all this up.
02:00Oh, no.
02:00Carrie, no.
02:01No.
02:02No.
02:03Hmm, parsnip.
02:04Exactly like Yehid.
02:12Oh.
02:26Oh, what the fucking hell is going on?
02:29Ah!
02:29Ah!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh, what is on the floor?
02:34Popcorn.
02:34Why?
02:35Toplets.
02:36Well, did you think to pick it up?
02:38Briefly.
02:39Well, there's no hot water.
02:41Oh!
02:42Ow!
02:44Oh!
02:45Ah!
02:46Drawing pin?
02:48Was that you?
02:50No.
02:51Yeah, it was.
02:52On purpose, and the popcorn.
02:54Well, I mean, if you don't like it, you could always jog on.
02:57So you're kicking me out?
02:59Hmm.
03:00I promised Sam that I wouldn't.
03:03And I actually quite like the idea of having a moan as a favour.
03:07I've survived worse than bits of stuff on the floor.
03:10Yeah, we'll see.
03:11Cool.
03:12Well, I'm going up for a bath.
03:14There's no hot water!
03:15What's a good job I'm hot, then?
03:18Look out!
03:19Ah!
03:20Water!
03:21Just in general.
03:22I mean...
03:23I don't know.
03:24I don't know.
03:25I don't know.
03:25I don't know.
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