00:00Don't you have anything better to do than be a problem all the time?
00:04Okay, I'll be right back, I'm looking for a drink.
00:07Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:10Yes! Oh fuck!
00:14What is it?
00:16Stop pretending you're really watching, I think you don't know anything about it
00:19Ah, you just look at how handsome you are.
00:21And how exactly do you know that I don't know anything about it?
00:25Okay
00:26Who was the OL's physical trainer in 1990?
00:34Okay, so to really learn about football
00:36I need to know the entire staff of every team in the world since 1990, is that right?
00:40And just out of curiosity, do you ask the same question to your male friends who watch football?
00:43Or is it only for girls?
00:45Oh yes! Right away you're going to say I'm a misogynist
00:49I'm just giving my opinion, that's all.
00:51Yes, that's true, because it's vital for you to give your opinion.
00:56But you know what, it would really be better if you just kept quiet, actually.
01:01Is your friend coming here to watch the match?
01:04No
01:05Actually, I think she doesn't really want to have to answer your stupid questions.
01:08Just because you're incapable of accepting that a girl likes and watches football for football's sake
01:13That's not any smarter.
01:15No, I'm not sure it's a very good idea for you to hang out with her.
01:18Because if it's going to end the same way
01:20What does "same" mean?
01:21Wait, did you see how she's dressed?
01:24Seriously, she didn't have a shorter skirt.
01:27Damn, what she puts on her legs is none of your business, actually.
01:29Mind your own business
01:30Well, you see, I'm right, it's bad company, you're starting to talk badly.
01:34Shut your mouth
01:35So
01:37Seriously, this is just a joke.
01:39Yeah, except you see what you call humor
01:40It doesn't make me laugh, it actually makes me angry.
01:42So please, just learn to shut up for a bit.
01:46No, really, I'm telling you it's just an ear infection.
01:49Damn, I'm telling you no, the symptoms she has aren't an ear infection.
01:52I don't understand, are you the one in medical school or am I?
01:54Seriously, can you stop pretending you're more than she is with me on all the
01:56topics?
01:58Damn, it's just the truth, actually you're talking shit, you're talking shit
02:01I'm right, that's all.
02:02Well, anyway, you know what, there's really no debate because she was going to
02:04see the doctor
02:06She told him it was an ear infection.
02:08No, what, you know better than a girl who's been a graduate for years?
02:12Pfft, a diploma means nothing.
02:14Seriously, can you hear yourself talking?
02:16Can't you see you've hit rock bottom?
02:18You know, you should be less narrow-minded and show some intelligence.
02:20Because I swear I can't stand hearing you talk nonsense all the time anymore.
02:23But look at yourself there, you know you're losing the debate, and it pisses you off.
02:28Yeah, you know what, Paul, that's exactly it, actually.
02:31You're right, you're always right anyway
02:33Actually, you were even right, you know, about the reason for the sink leak.
02:36You know, when you swore to Mom that you knew better than her that she was wrong
02:39And besides, if you had fixed it, that would have been awesome!
02:42And guess what, it started leaking again.
02:45And besides, it started leaking again, even more than before.
02:48But don't worry, you don't need to watch Mom fix it.
02:51For real this time
02:52Honestly, don't you have anything better to do than be in trouble all the time?
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