00:00Behold the bounty of Earth.
00:03This is the cube of Rubik.
00:05This simple puzzle was actually considered unsolvable by the humans.
00:09Did they not have brains?
00:10Um, simple ones.
00:11Now, this was apparently a 21st century torture device.
00:16How long would they keep them strapped in there?
00:18Sometimes hours at a time.
00:19Pretty gruesome.
00:20And over here we have their alphabet.
00:22It was called emoji.
00:25A few symbols could express the vast extent of their emotion.
00:27Uh, they had chia pets, just like we do.
00:31And this is the white and gold dress that caused the Civil War.
00:34This is Scott Baio.
00:35But most amazing of all are the avocados from Mexico.
00:39They're always in season, so you can enjoy them all year long.
00:42Anybody want to feed Scott Baio?
00:44It's included in the price of admission.
00:46No?
00:49I mean, he double dipped.
00:52He'll regenerate.
00:54No, he won't.
00:56He was a quad moker.
00:57Avocados from Mexico.
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