00:01Hey, okay, right there ready.
00:04TJ, over here, little orange head, flavorful body.
00:06What the? What do you bought?
00:08I like your style.
00:09What are you? What is you?
00:11Yeah, you look like an unemployed Civil War general.
00:13Yeah, well, there's not a lot of work for Civil War generals right now.
00:16You look like you're about to get evicted from your parents' basement.
00:19Oh, really?
00:20Yeah.
00:20You look like you've recently been evicted from your parents' orange crate.
00:24You look like you're on a cleanse that doesn't work.
00:26Do you realize that your sunglasses move when you talk?
00:28It's kind of my thing.
00:29It's terrifying.
00:30You look like your pet turtle is the only one you can lean on for emotional support.
00:33Derek's a good listener.
00:34Was it difficult to give up your dream of becoming a punk rocker to manage an electronics store in San
00:40Diego?
00:40You look like you were raised in the wild, but your dad wolf worked a lot.
00:43Well, yeah, so you had to bring home that wolf bacon.
00:45Do you consider fresh-squeezed orange juice murder?
00:48You look like a toddler who took a growth serum.
00:50And you're a citrus snowboard instructor?
00:52You look like an out-of-work magician.
00:54It's a hobby.
00:55I feel like you peaked in middle school.
00:56You're awfully sassy for someone without a torso.
00:58I think your superpower is breathing heavy.
01:01That would be a pretty good superpower, actually.
01:03People would know you're there.
01:04Mm-hmm.
01:05Now, your mother was an orange.
01:06Was your father medical marijuana?
01:08You look like you broke your yoga mat.
01:10Do you even have eyes under there?
01:11Hey, I got a movie idea for you.
01:12Okay.
01:13This loser walks into a bar.
01:15Mm-hmm.
01:15Okay, it's called Right Now.
01:20Touché, or is it touch?
01:22Touching.
01:22Ha-ha-ha!
01:23Ha-ha!
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