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00:00:23I was a funny little man.
00:00:26I needed the fans help just to make it out of bed every morning.
00:00:33But luckily, I was blessed with the best fans in the league.
00:00:42For the rest of the day, I needed God's help.
00:00:45But luckily, I was blessed with the best God in the league, too.
00:00:56I don't want to go to Rome today.
00:00:59Why do you stay?
00:01:03Because I hate New York.
00:01:05But we live here.
00:01:09We'll give it a little old, too.
00:01:10Dirty, wasted.
00:01:13I am faithless.
00:01:19I am shameless.
00:01:24I am faithless.
00:01:33Will you ever want to make love with me again, sir?
00:01:37I love you so much.
00:01:42But will you ever want to make love with me again?
00:01:46There is nothing scarier in the world than knowing exactly where you want to go, but having absolutely no idea
00:01:52how to get there.
00:01:56Except maybe knowing where you want to go, knowing how to get there, and then having no idea of who
00:02:02you are when you arrive.
00:02:06Excuse me.
00:02:07Bring me the usual, okay?
00:02:10Excuse me.
00:02:10You know what the usual is.
00:02:11I get it every day for ten years, okay?
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:13Oatmeal.
00:02:18No.
00:02:18No milk.
00:02:19Excuse me.
00:02:20For ten years, I ordered my oatmeal.
00:02:21Do I ever once get milk with it?
00:02:23No.
00:02:23Right.
00:02:24So why would I want to start getting milk today?
00:02:30Excuse me.
00:02:30I haven't moved, okay?
00:02:31You can't remember where I live.
00:02:36Hey!
00:02:40Disgusting.
00:02:41Hey, Michael.
00:02:42You found the place.
00:02:43Incredible.
00:02:44Want the paper?
00:02:45No.
00:02:46Why would I want the paper I make you bring me every day for ten years?
00:02:52What's this?
00:02:52Free today?
00:02:54One dollar?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55Or give me a buck?
00:02:56Yeah?
00:02:57Okay.
00:02:57All right now.
00:02:58Come on.
00:02:58Disgusting.
00:02:58Disgusting.
00:03:00Nice for you.
00:03:01Charco, please don't let him in again.
00:03:02I don't want to see him around here anymore.
00:03:03Okay?
00:03:04Get out of here.
00:03:06Disgusting!
00:03:08Disgusting!
00:03:17Disgusting!
00:03:24So many universes.
00:03:25So many planets.
00:03:27So many countries.
00:03:28So many cities.
00:03:30So many cab drivers.
00:03:32So many streets.
00:03:33So many people.
00:03:35So many years.
00:03:36So many months.
00:03:37So many hours.
00:03:38So many moments.
00:03:41Be careful what you pray for.
00:03:45God, that was always a tough one for me.
00:03:47Hmm.
00:03:49And for me, Michael Shiver.
00:03:53Um, 78 and 5th, please.
00:03:56We got it.
00:04:08You're Sarah Easton.
00:04:09Supermodel.
00:04:10I see you everywhere.
00:04:12You're Michael Shiver.
00:04:13Cap driver.
00:04:14I see you nowhere.
00:04:15What if I told you I was the kind of guy that if you were off, you know, run wang
00:04:19in Spain or whatever it is the hell you people do, and you told me you miss me, I'd have
00:04:24a thousand red roses waiting for you in your hotel.
00:04:26Only a thousand?
00:04:28Oh, sure.
00:04:29You're just so jaded, right?
00:04:30Nothing would surprise you.
00:04:32That's right.
00:04:33What if I told you I was the kind of guy who would fly across the universe just to see
00:04:39you smile?
00:04:40Just smile.
00:04:41And then I'd turn and go home.
00:04:43I'd say you're a man who's looking to get his heart broken.
00:04:45I'd never fall alone.
00:04:48This time you would.
00:04:50Come on, Sarah.
00:04:52You're not so hard.
00:04:54Or I'm not.
00:04:55No.
00:04:56You're not.
00:04:56Well, we'll never know, will we?
00:05:012.50, please.
00:05:19Yo.
00:05:25I don't want your 20 bucks.
00:05:27I want to take you to dinner tonight.
00:05:31Goodbye, Michael Shiver.
00:06:00I don't have to wait cold.
00:06:12Now, when did you become like a real priest, like get to perform marriages and stuff?
00:06:16Well, after my senior thesis, which is Sunday, and I hope you'll be there.
00:06:21I'm in that thing, aren't I?
00:06:22No, you said you didn't feel comfortable biting off the head of a baby Jesus doll wearing a G-string
00:06:26covered in baby oil.
00:06:27Oh, that's right.
00:06:28I still don't understand how they're going to let you do this weird performance thing as you've seen your thesis
00:06:34to become a priest in a chapel?
00:06:36For many reasons. It's an Episcopalian ordination. My seminary is very progressive.
00:06:41No shit.
00:06:43Where are you going?
00:06:56I think I'm going to walk.
00:07:02I'm fine. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
00:07:04You sure?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Bye.
00:07:12You're here.
00:07:14You're stalking me.
00:07:15I like that you're here.
00:07:17I like that you're stalking me.
00:07:19I was just having a harmless cup of tea with some friends. If there's any stalking going on, I think
00:07:23it must be coming from your area.
00:07:28You're just going to be rude to my friends?
00:07:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:37I'm married.
00:07:39Excellent.
00:07:41I love my husband.
00:07:42As do I.
00:07:44Is he available? Should we call and invite him to dinner with us?
00:07:47See, those 40s guys, they were smooth men.
00:07:50That whole invite the husband or the girl you like thing?
00:07:52Genius.
00:07:53I mean, total and utter disregard of the idea of a little thing like a girl being involved with someone
00:07:58else
00:07:58could possibly impact their chances of living happily ever after with them.
00:08:01I love that.
00:08:02He's in Rome.
00:08:04It's even better.
00:08:05I'll fly him here.
00:08:07Fuck it.
00:08:07I'll fly him on the Concord.
00:08:08I'll put him up in a suite in the Four Seasons.
00:08:10I will support both of you in the most luxurious romantic lifestyle imaginable as I just sit on the sidelines
00:08:18like, like Cary Grant, wearing a suit with an ascot on some lawn, just smoking cigarettes confidently, waiting.
00:08:31Waiting for you to love me.
00:08:36Or better yet.
00:08:38Better yet what?
00:08:45I'll tell you later.
00:08:47There isn't going to be a later.
00:08:48Oh, there's definitely going to be a later.
00:08:51You're good.
00:08:53But you're not that good, Michael Shiver.
00:08:56And why'd you come?
00:08:58I came by accident.
00:09:01The only accident is you leaving right now.
00:09:03But don't worry, because it's never going to happen again.
00:09:24There wasn't a harder time in my life.
00:09:27I felt destined to leave the man I knew I loved.
00:09:31The man I knew I wanted to have a family with.
00:09:35But with equal certainty, I knew I would never leave him.
00:09:40Kind of like the way I felt about Game 6 of the 86 World Series.
00:09:45There's no way in hell the Mets could win that game.
00:09:49But they did.
00:09:51And I knew they would.
00:09:57There are those times when you know without a doubt that there is God.
00:10:02The chills.
00:10:05You just get those chills.
00:10:07Hey.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12That was great, Amy.
00:10:13I think we got it.
00:10:17What is up with you?
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Where did you meet her?
00:10:21In your cab?
00:10:23Absolutely.
00:10:24Crazy.
00:10:25I love it.
00:10:25And she just appeared outside last night.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28Just be careful, Michael.
00:10:30Why?
00:10:30She's married.
00:10:31She'll rip you apart.
00:10:32You'll never know what hit you.
00:10:33That's not fair, Sally.
00:10:34You don't know her.
00:10:35Come on, Robin.
00:10:36She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:10:38Okay, man.
00:10:39See you guys.
00:10:40Bye-bye, guys.
00:10:40That sounds great.
00:10:41Thanks a lot.
00:10:42Yeah, Amy.
00:10:42Good.
00:10:42It's a very nice thing.
00:10:44She's a millionaire.
00:10:47She's the fantasy of every man alive.
00:10:49She's got this rich, royal family, jet-setting husband.
00:10:52What is she doing fucking around with Michael?
00:10:54I mean, he's going to fall in love and get destroyed.
00:10:57Maybe she wants a real person around her.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Michael, her bohemian cab driver, real friend.
00:11:04Yeah.
00:11:05I don't know.
00:11:06Look, look.
00:11:07I don't even have her number.
00:11:09Contrary to what you people might think, it's not that interesting to me.
00:11:12I like her.
00:11:13She's weird.
00:11:14You know, I enjoy her.
00:11:14If it was easy, I'd see her again.
00:11:16But it's not like I'm going to stake out her house or anything.
00:11:18Probably never see that girl again.
00:11:21Mm-hmm.
00:11:22You'll probably never see her again.
00:11:25Exactly.
00:11:27Why do I have a hard time believing that, Michael?
00:11:30Michael.
00:11:30Ha!
00:11:49There is nothing that convicts with her.
00:12:23Is this an accident as well?
00:12:24It's so strange and perfect for men kissing them through the bars from the street.
00:12:33They'd fuck if they could.
00:12:35I know, but they can't.
00:12:37So they just kiss for hours.
00:12:41Kind of like high school.
00:12:42I love that.
00:12:44Get in.
00:12:55The front.
00:13:06It's you.
00:13:15So what was so important you wanted to show me?
00:13:18Want some tea?
00:13:19Fuck.
00:13:20Oh, you wanted to show me a tea.
00:13:24I have cold water and coke.
00:13:27You wanted to show me a cold water and coke?
00:13:34You're about to be in serious trouble, sir.
00:13:36You wanted to show me a serious trouble.
00:13:41I'm not going to fuck you.
00:13:43Good.
00:13:45I don't want to fuck you.
00:13:47I just want to make you cum.
00:13:49Never.
00:13:50I don't cum.
00:13:51The rule is, the harder you try not to cum, the harder I make you cum.
00:13:58Fuck you.
00:13:59You felt that way through your butt just now.
00:14:02Now I breathed that you wiped me.
00:14:04No.
00:14:06It's not.
00:14:07I'm going to leave my mouth there and it'll just blow really hard.
00:14:10And you're going to feel my mouth and you're going to feel my lips.
00:14:14And you're going to want to cum from just now.
00:14:16I'm not going to let you because you're going to let me to die.
00:14:20I'm right when you're about to cum.
00:14:23I'll stop.
00:14:24Don't stop.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:37Come on.
00:14:50Fuck.
00:15:09Oh, my God.
00:16:05Oh, my God.
00:16:08Why, if words at times I know, why, if notions whose faces at times sleep with me, why, when all
00:16:19is all and nothing is alone, can I only say again and again, your smile slays me.
00:16:27I can't ever wait to see you again.
00:16:40I can't ever wait to see you again.
00:16:53And who you were friends with anyway, but I know this can't be the same girl, right?
00:16:57Sally.
00:16:58No, Robin, come on.
00:17:00You encourage him.
00:17:01I would think that you'd be appalled.
00:17:02Why?
00:17:03Why?
00:17:04I don't know.
00:17:05I mean, he's got to be bludgeoning some kind of feminist ethic or something.
00:17:08Nope.
00:17:09A spiritual ethic?
00:17:11Mm-mm.
00:17:13A social ethic?
00:17:14No.
00:17:16Definitely a gay ethic.
00:17:18Sally, he sex-talk fucked a supermodel into coming without touching her in his kitchen.
00:17:23If anything, the guy's up for some sort of award.
00:17:27Are you going to eat with us or are you going to check your messages all day long?
00:17:30Because I have to go if...
00:17:32Shh, shh.
00:17:32What if I told you I was the kind of girl that if you called me and told me you
00:17:36missed me,
00:17:36I would have a thousand pine-scented Christmas tree air fresheners hanging in your camp?
00:17:44I'm going to kill her.
00:17:45I'll meet you.
00:17:47Did she call?
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:48You're meeting her now?
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:50Okay, I can't be friends with you if you're just going to be crazy and kill yourself.
00:17:53I love you.
00:17:54I'll talk to you soon.
00:18:29I'm just a pretty boy.
00:18:31I'm just a pretty boy.
00:18:36You're here when he's falling.
00:18:39I'm just a pretty boy.
00:18:41I'm just a pretty boy.
00:18:44I'm just a pretty boy.
00:18:47You're a pretty boy.
00:18:49I'm just a pretty boy.
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:09Hey.
00:19:10Did you like my message?
00:19:11I loved your message.
00:19:13You like the Fax Ferry?
00:19:15I love the Fax Ferry.
00:19:19Do you want to go get some tea?
00:19:21Let's go.
00:19:28I meant to prop a cup of tea, not...
00:19:46Michael, please.
00:19:48You do not want me like this.
00:19:49I'm telling you, you do not know what you're getting us up into here.
00:19:53Michael...
00:19:54Shut the fuck up.
00:19:57Don't go anywhere.
00:20:05Don't go anywhere.
00:20:34Please, untie my hands.
00:20:36Come on, I want to do something to you.
00:20:48Oh, you like that, don't you little shit?
00:20:54You like how I strangle you like that, huh?
00:21:24Oh, fuck me.
00:21:26Oh, fuck me.
00:21:50Did you come?
00:21:52No.
00:21:54Tough luck.
00:21:57You were faking, right?
00:21:59Of course.
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:03Everybody knows the first time is always the worst.
00:22:06I know, the lack of chemistry and everything.
00:22:08Exactly.
00:22:21That was so shh.
00:22:47I don't do this.
00:22:49Neither do I.
00:22:51I'm serious.
00:22:52I've never done this before.
00:22:59Neither have I.
00:23:01You know I'm never gonna leave my husband for you, right?
00:23:05You know that, Michael.
00:23:07Well, there are many scenarios here we need to evaluate, sir.
00:23:10That may be, but none of them will involve me leaving my husband.
00:23:17All right.
00:23:19Plan A would be that you leave your husband right now, and we have a fabulous, wonderful relationship.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32Plan B would be that you don't leave him, and you and I have a stunning affair.
00:23:39Okay, well, what about...
00:23:41Let me just say what I think the plans are, and then you can say what you think your plans
00:23:44are.
00:23:44I'm sorry.
00:23:45Come right ahead.
00:23:45Plan C is that although you thought this was outrageously excellent, and you are seriously
00:23:57into me, you don't want it to happen again, but we remain friends.
00:24:03Actually, actually, C has a couple of subgroups, all right?
00:24:06C.A. is that you thought it was outstanding, but you don't want it to happen again, but we
00:24:10stay friends.
00:24:10C.B.
00:24:11C.B. is the same as C.A., except that we can't remain friends because there's just too much
00:24:17of a...
00:24:18Chemistry.
00:24:20A bon vivance.
00:24:23C.C.
00:24:24C.C.
00:24:25C.P.
00:24:34i don't want it to happen again.
00:24:36For whatever reason.
00:24:39It could happen.
00:24:41C.C.
00:24:43would be that you say you don't want it to happen again, but it doesn't anyway.
00:24:47and plan d is that it doesn't really matter what we decide because god has the bigger plan and
00:24:52whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen anyway so it doesn't really matter what plan do you want
00:24:56okay a was i leave my wait wait wait wait plan e would be that we have this incredible affair
00:25:03for
00:25:04like a set amount of time when is your husband getting back in about two months but i mean i'll
00:25:09probably see him before then whatever whatever two months we have a smashing affair for two months
00:25:14we know it has to end then we never see each other again which one do you want okay well
00:25:22i want the c the one where we get to stay friends as well
00:25:30c yeah the one that although i am fantastically incredibly attracted to you we just can't do it
00:25:39again but we get to stay friends as well really yeah i hate plan c c a i think it
00:25:47was hate plan c a
00:25:50which one do you want the one we get to keep fucking of course oh that was just fucking to
00:25:55you
00:25:56no okay making love whatever but i would say that was pretty much fucking well it had elements of
00:26:05fucking but it couldn't have been such heroic fucking if we hadn't felt the making love underneath
00:26:13which one do you want any of the ones where we get to either make love with fucking underneath
00:26:19fuck with making love underneath make love or just plain fuck so either a b the c that cancels out
00:26:26your crazy c and makes us do it again e or the god's will one as long as god makes
00:26:30it turn out the
00:26:31way i want look michael i really love my husband you know i'm just i can't let an attraction it
00:26:39doesn't matter how hot it is fuck up my marriage i'm not a child anymore so what is this then
00:26:45pick a
00:26:46plan what is this this is life pick a plan i want to keep seeing you sarah okay without fucking
00:26:55or any
00:26:56of your crazy weird mutated fucking subgroups all right
00:27:07the plan will be that i just investigate this little michael come on i'm serious
00:27:16okay just let me do this one more time no come on michael no come here listen to me
00:27:28one more time no no look we're gonna be one more no come on we're gonna be fantastic friends who
00:27:37loved fucking each other loved one more no no we'll be fantastic friends who did love fucking
00:27:46each other but we cannot let this happen again okay i adore you i like you a lot you'll see
00:27:56it'll be
00:27:58fine yeah i'm starving i'm starving oh come on okay
00:28:12candlelight steel blue-gray clouds over small lights sweet ballads and snowflakes on the steps waiting
00:28:20like me for you to fall come on come on if only you were able to move to go to
00:28:31fly to fall
00:28:33i know how deep your smile how hard your love how far your longing how wild your pleasure
00:28:40if you were able to fall to see you there then it would tickle me crazy
00:28:47to see you then in the embrace of that fall but i already know that for you you have that
00:28:53smile
00:28:54this is the best bud that i have ever had
00:28:58your eyes for another bring that that love that joy that fall therefore i hum i sigh i giggle i
00:29:10kiss
00:29:10i smile i smile i know i bow i go having had the joy having had the very joy i
00:29:19ever desired for you
00:29:20only for you in your fall
00:29:25for him
00:29:48do you believe in god yes do you try why did she learn to write michael you come on we're
00:29:55late
00:29:55it was really beautiful it was really beautiful it was really beautiful you come on wait what
00:30:07okay we need to go now
00:30:09i thought you guys made it sally this is sara sara sally hi sara sally nice to meet you
00:30:26are you in this no no michael robbins please i'm from the bronx
00:30:34religion has come in hard ways unforgiving unforgiving we must resurrect or we will die
00:30:44it is a question of the authority of god chicken heart what you are willing
00:30:49do your heart do your heart do your heart do your heart for your god have you ever tasted
00:30:56a human heart
00:31:03oh have a heart
00:31:06i'm scared
00:31:18so what'd you think
00:31:22i liked it it was like um chippendales meets the exorcist
00:31:33you're so whack i i loved it i thought it was phenomenal i mean you know i'm i'm way too
00:31:38stupid
00:31:38to understand any of it i mean that in the most politically correct way that's not true michael
00:31:45what do you think sara i was blown away i really was i was very moved
00:31:53really yeah i mean i thought it was you know satirically searing without being dogmatic
00:31:59and it was personal without being preachy i actually identified with it you know just as a
00:32:04woman trying to struggle with life and love and god i think more people than just that
00:32:11should see it i really do i like her is she coming to dinner with us yeah she stopped spouting
00:32:19out all that crazy smart talk she is i mean if not i think you two should just go to
00:32:22the
00:32:22fucking nietzsche seminar and selling out and rent basket case and go to mcdonald's well no if
00:32:26you're gonna rent basket case i think we would have to come exactly
00:32:34i really like her i'm gonna say she's great what have i been trying to tell you people
00:32:41she's nice you know she's funny and she's not uppity at all oh she likes lattacita and basket
00:32:47guys come on and she's really intelligent how old is she my age a little younger 28 really
00:32:53excellent she looks younger no she's an adult man that's great she really likes you michael
00:33:01your family oh yeah you can tell by the way she looks at you yeah definitely definitely
00:33:10we had sex last night really don't say anything we're not supposed to do it again which is supposed
00:33:14to be funny why and she has a penis so it makes it really hard to talk about her when
00:33:34she goes to
00:33:35the bathroom because she pees quite quickly like a boy
00:33:41he has this uh fascination with my dick
00:33:50they thought you were funny they thought you were interesting so they think i'm dumb oh yeah
00:33:54they think you're dumb of course they think you're dumb
00:33:58now they loved you
00:34:01hey i was in the top two percent studying to be a veterinarian when i started modeling
00:34:08really yeah you wanted to be a veterinarian yeah wow that's wild you're in the top two percent
00:34:18mm-hmm god top two percent of all models incredible the top two percent of england actually
00:34:30you're very smart sir you're much smarter than i am that's for sure yeah i was wondering what was
00:34:34up with you and your crazy cab thing what do you mean i mean there's nothing wrong with driving your
00:34:39cab
00:34:42i don't know man i'm totally grateful for that cab i've learned incredible things in that cab in ten
00:34:49years what about your writing what writing your beautiful writing that's the fax fairy the fax fairy writes to you
00:35:01do you want to come out for tea sure okay
00:35:14i've always loved apartments where the elevator opens right into it it's
00:35:17kind of like a fort yeah and your mouth could be the mode what the fuck is that supposed to
00:35:23mean
00:35:24i don't know i'm delirious what's the time it's like nearly two or something maybe it's too late for tea
00:35:31no it's perfect
00:35:35so excuse me one second
00:35:41hello hi pumpkin hello how are you yeah i missed you too
00:35:55i just got in and just make some tea
00:35:57and that's what i'm looking for
00:36:03oh
00:36:04but what if love is all i find
00:36:10the angel and the song
00:36:15so sweet but so
00:36:20i don't think i'll fall apart i think i'll fall apart if i see you again
00:36:31i think i'll fall apart if i see you again
00:36:36i'm just making me tea before i go to bed
00:36:42how are they
00:36:43i hope you're something i love
00:36:44no you can't believe that stuff
00:36:51all right okay you go to the gym
00:36:56and i'll talk to you when i wake up in the morning okay
00:37:01i love you too
00:37:03yeah i miss you okay good night sweetheart bye
00:37:15he's gone to the gym now yeah
00:37:19what's it like seven in the morning over there something like that
00:37:27usually about the time of the night that i wander the kitchen for the last time to polish off the
00:37:30end of the crumb top donut
00:37:33you don't look so bad
00:37:40i'm gonna go
00:37:42but we haven't had our tea
00:37:45i know i
00:37:46i just suddenly got kind of tired
00:37:50don't go
00:37:57what about plan cc
00:38:00c a
00:38:02what about plans
00:38:09if you do that again i'm gonna have to fuck you kind of hard
00:38:15what if i do what if i do what again that
00:38:24you remember that thing you said you wanted me to do to you
00:38:30that's what i thought that's what i thought you're all talking now actually
00:38:51what do you think you're doing
00:39:13i don't think you're in much of a position to be telling me what to do
00:39:18take your pants
00:39:20you know what i have here
00:39:37i don't think you're in your mouth
00:39:48you're sucking it now
00:39:51you're getting it hard
00:39:53that's the plan
00:39:53yeah
00:39:59guess where it is now
00:40:02oh
00:40:02shit
00:40:04you want it in your mouth
00:40:05i'll put it in my pose
00:40:08huh do you
00:40:09yeah
00:40:10yes
00:40:25Oh, you like having the cocktail, you sir.
00:40:28You like being in control, don't you?
00:40:31This is what you wanted all along.
00:40:34You're fucking yourself.
00:40:36You fuck me, aren't you?
00:40:38Oh, you like being the boy, don't you?
00:40:42Oh, yeah, rub it on...
00:40:45I'll rub it on your pussy.
00:40:47I'll rub it on your pussy.
00:40:49Rub it on your pussy.
00:40:51I'll fuck you, son.
00:40:52Fuck you, pussy.
00:40:54You're gonna come so fucking hard, aren't you?
00:41:00I'll rub it on your pussy.
00:41:01I'll rub it on your pussy.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:33That was...
00:41:39You little shit.
00:41:52Hello.
00:43:06There.
00:43:07Then.
00:43:08In my arms.
00:43:10In the shadow of my yearning for you.
00:43:13There.
00:43:15Then.
00:43:17In my arms forever.
00:43:23Hello.
00:43:24I miss you.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26Oh, baby.
00:43:28I just wanted to wake up with you this morning.
00:43:31I wanted to see your sweet smile.
00:43:35That is fucking weird.
00:43:37I understand.
00:43:38I understand.
00:43:39I'm not because of you, honey.
00:43:40It's okay.
00:43:41I understand.
00:43:42I just wanted to tell you that I miss you.
00:43:45I miss you too.
00:43:46You call me later?
00:43:49Absolutely.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:52Bye.
00:43:54Bye.
00:43:55Goodbye.
00:44:00Bye.
00:44:21We got up.
00:44:24You did, didn't you?
00:44:26I don't know that I'm at liberty to discuss what happened last night, Sally.
00:44:29Come on.
00:44:30Robin's given her mom the blow-by-blow on every one of your girlfriends since we've known you.
00:44:33This has nothing to do with Joan.
00:44:35Even if Joan was not here, I just don't know that I would be at liberty to discuss her.
00:44:39Oh, he likes her.
00:44:41This is more than kiss and tell, isn't it, Michael?
00:44:43Stop.
00:44:44I can't believe because you really like her you won't tell us about your sex.
00:44:48That's so unfair.
00:44:49I'm not saying we had sex last night.
00:44:52Yeah, I mean...
00:44:54She might have done that thing that I asked her to do against my refrigerator.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58That whole thing that...
00:44:59Sally.
00:45:00What thing?
00:45:02That thing.
00:45:04What whole thing?
00:45:05No, Mom, Michael's right.
00:45:06He's really not at liberty to discuss this right now.
00:45:09Come on, Michael.
00:45:10Let's go to the bathroom and talk to this.
00:45:11No, no.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13No.
00:45:14No.
00:45:19The real James Tony had come into fights
00:45:22overweight and had to lose, had dramatic weight losses in the past
00:45:26and had fought and sometimes he looked good
00:45:29and sometimes he looked better than others,
00:45:30sometimes he didn't look so good.
00:45:32But that's James Tony.
00:45:33The real James Tony.
00:45:34The N-shaped James Tony should have showed up to that stuff.
00:45:37But that's what he did.
00:45:38I have never been this hungry in my entire life.
00:45:44I know.
00:45:45It's ridiculous.
00:45:46Where are the people?
00:45:48I don't think I can talk anymore until I eat.
00:45:51Isn't this one we can call?
00:45:53Honey, who can we call?
00:45:54We have like 16 foods coming over.
00:45:56Okay, we have chicken wings and meatloaf from Harriet.
00:45:59Yeah, Chinese food from Dynasty.
00:46:01Not weird Indian stuff.
00:46:04Here, take some money.
00:46:05No, I got it.
00:46:06Just get the dishes.
00:46:08What is it?
00:46:08Tiny?
00:46:09Oh, hello.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:10What are you people playing?
00:46:11What are you playing?
00:46:12You're playing the Jixit Atlantic City or something?
00:46:14Come on.
00:46:1820, what are you doing?
00:46:2032.
00:46:2122.
00:46:22Keep it.
00:46:22That's good.
00:46:23All right.
00:46:24You're lucky I'll give you any tips,
00:46:25you crazy people, for taking something.
00:46:26All right.
00:46:27Ella.
00:46:27Ella.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:31Oh, how excellent.
00:46:35Michael, why will you never take any money?
00:46:37Because I'm taking you on a date.
00:46:39Okay, well, how about if I want to take you on a date?
00:46:42Well, you call me up, you ask me out.
00:46:44If I say yes, we go on a date.
00:46:46And I get to pay?
00:46:47No, I still pay.
00:46:50Why?
00:46:51Because I'm the boy.
00:46:53Look, I really appreciate how generous you are,
00:46:55but, you know, I have money.
00:46:56Yeah, so do I.
00:46:58I know you do, but, you know.
00:47:03Think you make more than me, Miss Fancy Supermodel?
00:47:06I get very good tips in that cab.
00:47:11Ooh.
00:47:12Nice one.
00:47:19Mmm.
00:47:22All right.
00:47:23How much money are you making?
00:47:25A day?
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:26$250,000.
00:47:29$250,000.
00:47:32All right.
00:47:34$10,000.
00:47:35$20,000.
00:47:37$45,000.
00:47:39$1,600.
00:47:43All right, so you make a little bit more than me.
00:47:45But, you don't know about all my secret,
00:47:47various hidden accounts and monies that I have stored around.
00:47:51I bet.
00:47:58Because Whitaker on his best night was better than,
00:48:00was better than Leonard.
00:48:01On Whitaker's best night.
00:48:03Was at least, if not better,
00:48:04at least more perfect than Leonard.
00:48:06On Leonard's best night.
00:48:07And Julia Leonard was a great, great, great fighter.
00:48:10As number three, I could, uh,
00:48:11Oscar for the boy,
00:48:12even though we can see him.
00:48:16I've never been more full in my entire life.
00:48:20I know, it's ridiculous.
00:48:22Isn't that something we can call?
00:48:25I don't think we should talk anymore
00:48:27until we shit or vomit.
00:48:29Yeah, or at least burp or fart.
00:48:37How gross, Whit.
00:48:39I know.
00:48:42Oh, do you have the receipts?
00:48:45Why?
00:48:47Well, I think we should have them
00:48:48so we can refute the Sarah Easton
00:48:50as an anorexic story
00:48:51that it will inevitably surface
00:48:52at some point in your career.
00:48:53Shut up.
00:48:55You.
00:49:07You are so beautiful.
00:49:16You are so beautiful.
00:49:22Sarah.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:30Will you make love with me?
00:49:32It's not like you'd ask.
00:49:34No.
00:49:37I mean,
00:49:40do I want you to make
00:49:41a sweet, soft, gentle love to me?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:47Are you afraid I might not like it?
00:49:50No.
00:49:51I love the way you touch me.
00:49:54I love every way you touch me.
00:50:23I know this is probably pushing it.
00:50:27But
00:50:28anywhere in this sweet, tender
00:50:31love-making thing
00:50:33that we're gonna do
00:50:35cut us off bed.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:41Huh.
00:50:42Your left phone is number 475-15509-3-Max.
00:50:45Tell him in your on the air.
00:50:46Hello.
00:50:47Hello, this is Chris.
00:50:48How you doing, Chris?
00:50:49Hey, uh, I'm sorry.
00:50:50I don't know.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:13Did you come as hard as you usually do?
00:51:16What do you think?
00:51:19Maybe.
00:51:20Did you come?
00:51:22Oh, come on.
00:51:25Women are those weird
00:51:26try to decipher all their undulations.
00:51:28Does it actually have anything
00:51:29to do with coming, people?
00:51:31Uh-huh.
00:51:31Guys are braced right forward.
00:51:33Actually, you don't make any noise
00:51:35when you come.
00:51:36Yes, I do.
00:51:37No, you don't.
00:51:39You kind of look like
00:51:40you're taking a shit
00:51:41when you come.
00:51:43What?
00:51:45Yeah, you go like this.
00:51:46You go...
00:51:47Stop that!
00:51:49I do not look like that.
00:51:50Yeah, you do.
00:51:51Come on, look out.
00:51:52I'm never coming again.
00:51:53Oh, no.
00:51:54It's never come again, then.
00:51:56No, baby.
00:51:57You hate how I look
00:51:58when I come.
00:51:59No, I love how you look
00:52:00when you come.
00:52:08You're still hard.
00:52:10I don't know.
00:52:11It's weird.
00:52:13It's been a while, though.
00:52:15I don't know.
00:52:17Likes you.
00:52:18Wants to impress you.
00:52:19Doesn't want to go away.
00:52:21Is it always like this?
00:52:24No.
00:52:28Only with you.
00:52:33I don't want to take a shit.
00:52:41I have to go to Spain.
00:52:44For work?
00:52:45Some.
00:52:47To see Philippe as well.
00:52:50Hmm.
00:52:51That would be nice.
00:52:52When do you have to go?
00:52:54Tomorrow.
00:52:56I'm going to be in Barcelona
00:52:58by myself for the weekend.
00:53:00And then Philippe's going to meet me
00:53:02in Madrid.
00:53:06I'll miss you, Sarah.
00:53:08It's only a week.
00:53:10I'll miss you.
00:53:11I know.
00:53:13I'll miss you, too.
00:53:21Sarah.
00:53:27Will you spend the night with me?
00:53:33I'd like to.
00:53:35I just...
00:53:35I understand.
00:53:38Just make it seem too real, you know?
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42I understand.
00:53:51Wait, don't go yet.
00:54:09I am the only one to blame for this
00:54:14Somehow it all ends up the same
00:54:20Soaring on the waves of self-striving
00:54:22And like Icarus I collide
00:54:30Will all I try so hard to
00:54:34You can't come with us?
00:54:36No, no, I've been slack-born lately. I really got to drive.
00:54:38Where's the girl? She couldn't come.
00:54:40She's in Spain.
00:54:41Working?
00:54:43A little bit.
00:54:44The guy's there.
00:54:48So how'd you leave it with her?
00:54:50Well, actually, I sent her a little note that she should be getting kind of sad.
00:54:55What did you do?
00:54:56John, I'll see you later.
00:54:57What did you do, crazy man?
00:54:59Thanks for coming.
00:54:59Do you believe that you're bizarre?
00:55:01When you're sure that God has the same intention as you,
00:55:06not even intention, inspiration,
00:55:09that it's finally your turn.
00:55:11The rush, the calm, the excitement,
00:55:14and the lack of words to describe that feeling.
00:55:17Those chills.
00:55:19You just get those chills again.
00:55:21But the sacrifice of love, Michael,
00:55:24the sacrifice of that kind of love and life,
00:55:28when does God teach us how to do that?
00:55:30Take my world apart.
00:55:40I am on my knees.
00:55:46Take my world apart.
00:55:51Broken on my knees.
00:56:01There weren't enough roses in Barcelona.
00:56:04They had to fly them in from the Canary Islands.
00:56:11You are the craziest, most passionate man I have ever met.
00:56:15This is incredible.
00:56:16I mean, there are so many beautiful roses here.
00:56:20I can't believe I'm not here to see them.
00:56:22And the smell in here is so amazing.
00:56:25Where are you?
00:56:26Call me.
00:56:27Okay, I'm at the Ritz in Barcelona.
00:56:30Well, yeah, I mean, you know I am.
00:56:33And I'm going to be in Madrid in the morning,
00:56:36so if I don't hear from you, I'm going to call you, okay?
00:56:39Hi, I'm going to talk to you crazy man.
00:56:41Um, wow, this is so amazing.
00:56:45I'm going to talk to you crazy man.
00:57:19I'm going to talk to you crazy man.
00:57:47It says in there I sent you a thousand red roses.
00:57:50It also says we went out for dinner with Gianni and Donatella
00:57:54until five in the morning.
00:57:56You know what these people are like.
00:57:57They always get things totally wrong.
00:58:00So I didn't send you the roses?
00:58:04I wish you had.
00:58:07How's that why you're not happy to see me?
00:58:08I am so happy to see you.
00:58:10Fuck!
00:58:12Why would you fuck me?
00:58:14Are you fucking someone else?
00:58:15No.
00:58:17Are you fucking...
00:58:17Are you fucking someone else?
00:58:19No, I am not fucking someone else.
00:58:21Are you?
00:58:24Believe.
00:58:29Are you having an affair with someone?
00:58:31No.
00:58:32But I have been completely faithful.
00:58:34What?
00:58:36What?
00:58:37What do you want from me?
00:58:40You say you love me.
00:58:41You say you want a family with me.
00:58:42You won't even make love with me.
00:58:44I'm sorry.
00:58:46What?
00:58:47When was this?
00:58:48Two different girls.
00:58:50You don't know them.
00:58:51Who was this with?
00:58:52I don't know.
00:58:53Six months ago.
00:58:54A year ago.
00:58:55Twice maybe.
00:58:57I don't want you as a friend only.
00:59:00I need you as a lover too.
00:59:02Bullshit.
00:59:03Bullshit, Philippe.
00:59:04I'm just your perfect little fucking prize.
00:59:06That's all I've ever been.
00:59:07I just make some little accessory to your dumb entourage.
00:59:10Why do we always have to be in the right place at the right time?
00:59:13San Tropez in the summer.
00:59:14We have to go to the Barry Bar when we're in New York.
00:59:16We have to eat at San Lorenzo when we're in London.
00:59:19I mean, why can't we just, you know, get Chinese food and sit on the floor and talk about God
00:59:22or something?
00:59:23Why can't we just order Chinese food and sit on the floor and talk about God?
00:59:27You eat Chinese food with God?
00:59:28What the fuck are you talking about?
00:59:31I'm so tired.
00:59:36I'm just so tired.
00:59:40Maybe we just, we just need to get away here, both of us.
00:59:45Maybe we should go to Bali.
00:59:48You just don't get it.
00:59:51I'm always away.
00:59:54I'm always away.
01:00:00So you want me to go?
01:00:05I don't know.
01:00:07I really don't know what I want.
01:00:10I may be superficial sometimes.
01:00:12And I may love my toys and my money, but you're wrong about one thing.
01:00:21I do not only see you as a prize.
01:00:24You're the woman I love.
01:00:27You're the woman I've lived with for three years.
01:00:29And who I want to spend the rest of my life with.
01:00:31You're my wife.
01:00:36I'm the wife of a man who fucks other women.
01:00:46Just let me know.
01:00:49When you know what you want.
01:00:51Alright?
01:00:53Just let me know.
01:01:15Maybe if I can't drive you mad.
01:01:19You're the woman I've been suffering that's all the kiss.
01:01:26And I'm barely joking.
01:01:38You're the one.
01:01:40Well, everyone is outrageous.
01:01:45A dynamo will be sleeping through the afternoon
01:01:54And if I ever dwell your style
01:01:57And suffer in your day
01:02:01Protecting it
01:02:05With no ability to run
01:02:25I love my story and my chocolate. You're so nuts. I'm home. Where are you? I can't wait to see
01:02:32you.
01:02:32Call me as soon as you get this, okay? I don't care what time it is. Just you can wake
01:02:36me up. I want to talk to you.
01:02:37If you're driving, just come over, okay? I'll be here. Bye.
01:02:43I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it
01:03:13is.
01:03:13I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it
01:03:32is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time
01:03:33it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what
01:03:33time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care
01:03:33what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't
01:03:33care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I
01:03:34don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is.
01:03:35I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it
01:03:39is. I don't care what time it is. I don't care what time it
01:03:43Okay, come up.
01:03:45Michael, this is just way too frustrating.
01:03:48I really want to talk to you.
01:03:49This is driving me crazy.
01:03:52Well, I'm at home, okay?
01:03:54I can't wait to talk to you,
01:03:56so please call me when Vinnie wake up, okay?
01:03:59Bye.
01:04:00Come in.
01:04:03Good party!
01:04:07Oh my God.
01:04:23I got to tell you, I did not like you being away at all.
01:04:27I know.
01:04:29So, you got my little package?
01:04:32My God.
01:04:34You know where I was?
01:04:35Where?
01:04:36I was in my bath that was filled with hundreds of rose petals.
01:04:41No way.
01:04:42Yes.
01:04:43I swear.
01:04:44I cut the buds off and I brought them back with me.
01:04:47I can't believe I wasn't in that bath with you.
01:04:50It is so good to see you.
01:05:02Longing for the one I love
01:05:05Can I have a little kiss?
01:05:06Love.
01:05:07What are you?
01:05:08A little kiss.
01:05:14Oh, come on, bigger than that.
01:05:17A medium kiss then.
01:05:18Okay, a medium kiss.
01:05:33No, that was a big kiss.
01:05:35No, that was a big kiss.
01:05:36No, that was a big kiss.
01:05:38Uh-uh.
01:05:39That was big.
01:05:40One who knows who can.
01:05:44Hoping that somewhere, along the way, I'll have a friend.
01:05:53One who really knows, just the way it goes.
01:05:58Phil consegue.
01:06:03There's no kaai there.
01:06:07There's no kaai.
01:06:14Where was the conc Cheye?
01:06:14That was the déizant.
01:06:14There's no kaai.
01:06:15There's no kaai.
01:06:16There's no kaai.
01:06:16There's no kaai at you.
01:06:17That was a pro.
01:06:18No, it was a tmb.
01:06:18Or maybe I put me out.
01:06:18There's no kaai at you.
01:06:20It's nice.
01:06:20There's plenty.
01:06:21Ghost to saai.
01:06:21Okay, a but it's a DM.
01:06:22Give me a minute,
01:07:14God, I miss kissing you, Sarah.
01:07:17I missed everything with you, Michael.
01:07:41I have absolutely no idea where we are or what's been happening.
01:07:47I only know that we have fucked forever.
01:07:51Oh, I know.
01:07:53It's crazy.
01:07:56I would suggest that we went to eat, but I'm afraid we'll just start fucking again.
01:08:01I know, it's ridiculous.
01:08:03So do you want to go and eat?
01:08:06Sure.
01:08:08You want to go to my place and order it?
01:08:11No, let's go out.
01:08:13Cool.
01:08:13No, you always do.
01:08:14You're going to drop the camera.
01:08:15Let it go.
01:08:18Sarah!
01:08:19Sarah!
01:08:20Sarah!
01:08:23Sarah, where are you going?
01:08:24Yes, sir.
01:08:25What's this guy?
01:08:27Have a ride.
01:08:28Have a ride.
01:08:32Hey, Sarah.
01:08:33Hi, Dara.
01:08:33How are you?
01:08:34I'm good.
01:08:35How are you?
01:08:35Good.
01:08:35You want to eat?
01:08:36I think so.
01:08:38Um, do you have a table?
01:08:40You, of course.
01:08:41Steve.
01:08:42I think I went to college with your wife.
01:08:45Beth?
01:08:46Yeah, she went to Bard, right?
01:08:47Yeah.
01:08:48What's your name?
01:08:49Michael Shiver.
01:08:50Are you a writer as well?
01:08:52No, actually, I'm a, I'm a cap guy.
01:08:55Right.
01:08:56So you guys want to eat?
01:08:58I don't know.
01:08:59Do you want to eat?
01:09:00Sure.
01:09:01Let's go someplace else.
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:04We're going to go.
01:09:05Okay.
01:09:06See you soon.
01:09:06See you.
01:09:07I'll tell Beth I saw you.
01:09:08Yeah, thank you.
01:09:09Nice to meet you.
01:09:09Bye-bye.
01:09:18Where do you want to go?
01:09:20I don't know.
01:09:22You want to go to La Tecita?
01:09:24No.
01:09:25I hate that place.
01:09:28Okay.
01:09:29Can you go to 78th and 5th, please?
01:09:32Why did you want to leave back then?
01:09:33Oh, please.
01:09:35You hated that.
01:09:36You hate all the places that I want to go.
01:09:39What are you talking about?
01:09:40I don't always want to go to these cheesy, scummy little places, you know.
01:09:44I don't always want to have to sit on your floor and eat Chinese food.
01:09:47I want to go somewhere that's civilized and you never want to go anywhere like that.
01:09:51I love all your suggestions.
01:09:54I'm perfectly fine to go anywhere you want to go.
01:09:56I was fine back then.
01:09:58All of my husband's friends were there, okay?
01:10:01You would have gotten all sullen.
01:10:03I don't understand.
01:10:04I don't understand.
01:10:05I'm fine.
01:10:07I thought that you said you weren't a writer.
01:10:09I'm not.
01:10:10Who's that?
01:10:10Where's the police?
01:10:11There, where's this guy?
01:10:13Well, what was that?
01:10:14Back there with Derek, then at all exchange.
01:10:16What?
01:10:16I went to school with his wife.
01:10:17I knew they opened a restaurant.
01:10:18What's the big deal?
01:10:19I do not like being lied to, Michael.
01:10:21Fuck!
01:10:22Is it a problem for you that you're rich and I'm poor, Sarah?
01:10:24Money has got nothing to do with this.
01:10:26Is it novelty of the weird, but when you mean cab driver got wearing a little thin?
01:10:30You said it, not me.
01:10:31So it is.
01:10:32You think I'm that shallow, huh?
01:10:34You think that I pick my friends by what they do?
01:10:37Michael, we have really different lives and you haven't seen my life.
01:10:40We've been doing everything on your terms, okay?
01:10:43This has not been reality.
01:10:45This is not real.
01:10:47What about it hasn't been real, Sarah?
01:10:49The way that you look at me after we make love?
01:10:51The way you call me at 7 in the morning?
01:10:53The way you call me 20 times a fucking day?
01:10:54That's not real?
01:10:55You're just lonely without your husband here?
01:10:57I don't think so.
01:10:58I think this is totally real.
01:10:59I think this has been completely reality.
01:11:00I don't think you can deal with it.
01:11:02I can't right now.
01:11:03You can't right now?
01:11:04No.
01:11:07What is that supposed to be?
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:12I don't know.
01:11:21Do you ever hear of a book called The Blameless?
01:11:24No.
01:11:27Maybe.
01:11:27I don't know.
01:11:32I wrote it ten years ago when I got out of college.
01:11:35It was like a big deal.
01:11:37It was on the bestseller list.
01:11:40I was the toast of the town.
01:11:42Blah, blah, blah.
01:11:44I got to see your world.
01:11:48Parties and producers and Paris and London.
01:11:52I became somebody that I didn't know and somebody that I didn't really like really quickly, Sarah.
01:12:01It wasn't worth it, so I took their money and I came home.
01:12:03So what?
01:12:05You're a cab driver with a million dollars in the bank.
01:12:08Not a million.
01:12:09But if I don't make my hundred every night in the taxi, I'm not going to go hungry.
01:12:12It's just a little bit too precious for me, Michael.
01:12:15I don't look any different to you now, Sarah.
01:12:19Our worlds aren't any closer now that I have a bank account and nowhere to eat in Paris.
01:12:25If I really am that person, why the hell would you be with me?
01:12:31Unless that's who you are, too.
01:12:33Maybe I am.
01:12:35I knew you were lying to me.
01:12:39I could not hold on to who I was in the world that came with what I did.
01:12:44If and when I learn how to do that, I will write again.
01:12:48I'm a cab driver.
01:12:49I never lied to you.
01:12:51Bullshit!
01:12:51I have been me with you, okay?
01:12:53You've known everything.
01:12:54You've known who I am, who I've been with, who is real and who isn't.
01:12:59You are so selfish.
01:13:04You're just a selfish person.
01:13:40Sarah, I, uh, I love being around you.
01:13:48I'm so sorry if you think that I'm selfish or that I'm a child or that I'm a liar.
01:14:03No, Michael.
01:14:08It's a stupid thing to say.
01:14:11I don't mean it.
01:14:14So generous.
01:14:16No, if that's how you feel, I can try to act more like a...
01:14:19I don't.
01:14:23I don't.
01:14:29What's in your heart, Sarah?
01:14:31I thought I had gotten to you.
01:14:33I thought that I had gotten into your heart.
01:14:38You have.
01:14:42Just that my heart changes.
01:14:48I don't have any answers.
01:14:51I told you that.
01:15:02Where's the trendiest, most expensive restaurant in New York?
01:15:10I want to go to the trendiest, most non-diobly, non-Chinese food on my floor restaurant in New York.
01:15:21I want to spend the night with you.
01:15:25I want to wake up in your arms.
01:15:27I want to wake up in your arms.
01:15:48Ser Lemon.
01:15:52I want you to wake up in your arms.
01:15:57It's more than you.
01:16:11This machine takes messages for Sarah and Philippe.
01:16:15Please wait for the turn.
01:16:18Sarah, are you there?
01:16:20It's Michael. Pick up.
01:16:22Are you there?
01:16:24Sarah?
01:16:28Sarah?
01:16:30It's Michael.
01:16:31Sarah, are you there?
01:16:32Open the door.
01:16:33I know.
01:16:40I know.
01:16:44I know.
01:16:48I know.
01:17:12I'm here with you now, Philippe.
01:17:15I'm here with you.
01:17:19I will wait, you will break, I will summon, you will make, I will come undone, you will succumb, I
01:17:44will be rest all, you will bleed.
01:17:57I will kill time, you will sense a threat as a lie.
01:18:05I will turn and fail.
01:18:13I will not wait, you will only be the same grace.
01:18:20I will be the undertaker.
01:18:25I will not wait, you will not wait, you will not wait, you will not wait.
01:18:55You can't touch me
01:18:58You can't touch me
01:19:07I will breathe
01:19:11You will burn that flame
01:19:16I will suspend your life
01:19:23I will miss the ground
01:19:27You will wish me down
01:19:31You will be my Resurrector
01:19:43I will hold my lover
01:19:49Remember
01:19:52I will hold my lover
01:20:03You can't touch me
01:20:08You can't touch me
01:20:16You can't touch me
01:20:18You can't touch me
01:20:25When the living room is cold
01:20:29When I'm sleeping on my feet
01:20:33When I wish upon how I would
01:20:37Any milky day
01:20:41When the cold of my life
01:20:46Follows me
01:20:47I've wanted to tell you for a while now
01:20:49I wanted to say it as you reached for a teacup in your kitchen that night
01:20:52After we fought about why do we always have to eat Chinese food on your floor
01:20:55And then made up
01:20:57I wanted to say it as the moonlight shone in on you
01:21:00As you slept in your bed the first time we made love there
01:21:03When I felt your heart racing against my chest
01:21:05In your sweet foyer in Spain
01:21:06When you first saw your roses even though I wasn't there
01:21:10But mostly I wanted to say it the last night I saw you
01:21:13As I held you in my arms
01:21:15Looking down at your precious face
01:21:16Knowingly looking up at me
01:21:18Still inside you
01:21:21Quiet, motionless
01:21:22But so inside you
01:21:24I wanted so badly to tell you that
01:21:29The words each time graced my lips like an imposter
01:21:32Only to fall away like some great blizzard that was taken out to sea
01:21:35To rain its fury on the dark ocean alone
01:21:37Unbeknownst to any hearing
01:21:41I pray that you can hear them for what they are
01:21:43Feel them for what they are
01:21:45And not mar them with the knowledge that they stand apart from your ability to reciprocate them
01:21:50Please take them in your heart and feel them with your eyes closed and your soul open
01:21:54For just a moment
01:21:56My voice speaking them softly in your ear with a kiss
01:22:00When you smile
01:22:02When your head lightly moves to dance
01:22:05When your tongue finds my lips
01:22:07When you ramble over a glass of wine
01:22:10When you sit naked after we've made love
01:22:12When you act boldly
01:22:13When you laugh
01:22:14When you squeeze my hand
01:22:16When you call my name in a gruff whisper
01:22:18When your heart races on my chest in a close embrace
01:22:20When you love me
01:22:25What I'm sad about is selfish
01:22:26I'm sad at God's timing
01:22:28I'm only a man
01:22:29And as a man I miss you
01:22:32I miss you terribly
01:22:35I miss your kiss
01:22:37I miss your smile
01:22:40How I miss your smile
01:22:42But most of all I miss the moment that hasn't happened yet
01:22:44The moment when you let yourself fall for me
01:22:47What makes it hard for me is knowing how much you care for me
01:22:50How much in a way you do love me
01:22:52How much you would enjoy smiling wryly
01:22:54As you hurled yourself backwards off the cliff and said
01:22:57Catch me baby
01:22:59If I didn't know that I could make you a villain
01:23:01Me a victim and soothe myself
01:23:02But I can't because it isn't the truth
01:23:05The truth we both know
01:23:06The truth is
01:23:07Not today
01:23:10I know that you're not leaving Philippe for me
01:23:11And I wouldn't want you to
01:23:13I would want you to leave him for you
01:23:15I also know you would never fly a million miles
01:23:17Just to see me smile at you
01:23:19Someday maybe, but not today
01:23:21So I guess I better disappear, Sarah
01:23:24I know you'll be okay
01:23:25And soon I will be too
01:23:27And maybe, just maybe, if God so desires
01:23:29A day will come when as friends
01:23:32We will find ourselves accidentally strolling along the white cliffs of Dover
01:23:35Or the mountain rocks of Mendocino
01:23:38Or the bonny emerald north of the Scottish seaboard
01:23:40Or the glistening harbor of old New York
01:23:43And from the heights
01:23:44In the stars
01:23:46Amongst the angels whose arms will cradle us
01:23:48In a moment neither of us was told about
01:23:50But knew like our oldest happiness
01:23:52We will look into each other's eyes
01:23:54And know
01:23:56It is today
01:23:58It is today
01:24:02And whether that day is tomorrow
01:24:04Or next week
01:24:05Or next year
01:24:05Or next lifetime
01:24:06I will finally get to tell you to your sweet face
01:24:09The face that I will miss more than I could ever tell
01:24:13That
01:24:14I love you
01:24:17I love you
01:24:18Oh baby, I love you
01:24:21And you'll smile wryly
01:24:23Close your eyes
01:24:24Say, catch me baby
01:24:26And fall
01:24:27Yeah
01:24:33Hey
01:24:38Hey
01:24:43Hey
01:24:44Hey
01:24:49Hey
01:24:50Hey
01:25:05I was a funny little man
01:25:07He needed the fan support
01:25:09Just to make it out of bed every day
01:25:12Luckily
01:25:13I was blessed with the best fans in the league
01:25:18For the rest of the day
01:25:19I needed God's help
01:25:20But luckily
01:25:21I was blessed with the best God in the league too
01:25:25And boy did he come to play
01:25:28That crazy God always comes to play
01:25:32Oh
01:25:37Oh
01:25:39Oh
01:25:43Yeah
01:25:44Yeah
01:25:47Yeah
01:25:49Yeah
01:25:50Yeah
01:25:54Yeah
01:26:01Yeah
01:26:03Yeah
01:26:03Yeah
01:26:04Yeah
01:26:05Yeah
01:26:07Yeah
01:26:08Yeah
01:26:08Yeah
01:26:10Yeah
01:26:12Yeah
01:26:12Yeah
01:26:13Yeah
01:27:14Do you doubt love like I do?
01:27:18And do you sometimes have to shout?
01:27:21There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:27:27There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:27:31There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:27:45There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:27:49There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:28:09There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:28:53There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:29:20There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:29:24There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:29:49There's no reason I'll run into this game.
01:29:49You
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