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✍🏼SYNOPSIS:
🍷One drunken decision changes everything in The Fake Dating Spell!
Hannah must fake-date her worst enemy Blake or lose everything. 💔 What she doesn't expect? The fierce protector hiding beneath his cold exterior!
😍When pretending stops feeling like an act, her world flips again—her ex returns, desperate to win back Miss H, the secret identity she's been hiding! ✨ Will she choose the boy who broke her heart or the enemy who became her everything? Stream now!
🏼 GENRE: Female, All Ages, Student, Jock, Fake Relationship, Love-Hate, Identity Reveal
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✍🏼SYNOPSIS:
🍷One drunken decision changes everything in The Fake Dating Spell!
Hannah must fake-date her worst enemy Blake or lose everything. 💔 What she doesn't expect? The fierce protector hiding beneath his cold exterior!
😍When pretending stops feeling like an act, her world flips again—her ex returns, desperate to win back Miss H, the secret identity she's been hiding! ✨ Will she choose the boy who broke her heart or the enemy who became her everything? Stream now!
🏼 GENRE: Female, All Ages, Student, Jock, Fake Relationship, Love-Hate, Identity Reveal
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00:00:06You
00:00:07Get off me you asshole stop purving peeping look what you did to my shirt
00:00:27How's that my fault and who said you can take your clothes off you're just such an arrogant violent maniac
00:00:40Parker you're playing with fire here, you know
00:00:45I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight
00:00:59You're just a filthy half-blood you think you get to play with us
00:01:06I
00:01:07Blake please help me
00:01:16I'm not helping a stupid half-blood you're gross
00:01:29Ten years ago my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone
00:01:33Now Blake Portman is my number one enemy
00:01:36The Quinteria midseason championship is heating up the favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense time
00:01:41Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the midseason championship trophy
00:01:44That was ten years ago today
00:01:46I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot the student council president as for my nemesis
00:01:50Quinteria's biggest asshole
00:01:52The Ember wings star player Blake Portman
00:02:07Don't get cocky Portman
00:02:09Those last 200 points have greenkin written all over them
00:02:14You, please
00:02:15You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game
00:02:17Sit down Tristan
00:02:26Run back to your little greenhouse, Ruud
00:02:38And now the goal! Blake Portman drags the Ember wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart
00:02:45They are Quinteria's midseason champions!
00:02:57I guess the crown belongs to the Ember wings again this year Parker
00:03:01Try not to cry about it
00:03:02Don't get cocky Portman
00:03:04Brute force only gets you so far
00:03:06Enjoy the crown while it's warm
00:03:08I've got my eyes on finals
00:03:10And next semester I'm taking it all back
00:03:12You can try
00:03:13Keeps things interesting for me
00:03:15But you'll have to get used to losing to me Parker
00:03:22Blake Portman
00:03:24You stupid, smug bastard
00:03:26Just you wait
00:03:31You're an animal!
00:03:33You crippled your own classmate just to win
00:03:35Was it worth it?
00:03:45Ow
00:03:47Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:03:52He's not a loser!
00:03:54At least he doesn't cheat to win
00:03:56You make me sick
00:04:01Admit it Hannah
00:04:02Deep down that weak loser can't satisfy you
00:04:05You want someone strong
00:04:08Someone like me
00:04:11Keep dreaming asshole
00:04:12Keep dreaming asshole
00:04:22Tristan, stop!
00:04:24Let me heal the bruises on your arm
00:04:28Don't touch me!
00:04:30Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:04:32Your magic can't heal anything!
00:04:33Your magic can't heal anything!
00:04:37Tristan
00:04:38What are you saying?
00:04:40I still don't get it!
00:04:41Your healing's so useless
00:04:42It cost me everything in front of the whole school
00:04:45You half blood hack!
00:04:47You're blaming me?
00:04:50For losing?
00:04:51Because of my blood?
00:04:53That's right
00:04:53We're done
00:04:54You're off the team Hannah
00:04:56I don't need a half blood reject healing for me
00:04:59Half blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school
00:05:02I'm the one who really-
00:05:09Heather!
00:05:10There you are!
00:05:11See that Hannah?
00:05:12This is who I deserve
00:05:13That healing book the whole school's obsessed with
00:05:15By the mysterious Miss H
00:05:17Yeah, that's her
00:05:18Her?
00:05:19You really think she's Miss H?
00:05:20That's adorable
00:05:22I'm Miss H
00:05:23Aw, don't look so crushed Hannah
00:05:26You can't help being born a filthy little half blood
00:05:29You never stood a chance against a pure blood like me
00:05:33Tristan choosing me?
00:05:35Everyone saw it coming, sweet
00:05:45Heather's my personal healer now
00:05:46You Hannah?
00:05:48You're done here
00:05:51Fine, you're right Tristan, we're a bad fit
00:05:53My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time
00:05:56You're perfect for each other
00:05:57A fraud and a coward
00:06:08Call that a warning
00:06:09Half blood or not
00:06:10I'm better than you'll ever be
00:06:25Hannah, stop!
00:06:26Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:06:28Tristan isn't worth it!
00:06:30It's not about him
00:06:31I'm just pissed at myself
00:06:32What a joke
00:06:38All because of that bastard
00:06:48Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:06:50This is all your fault, psycho!
00:06:52If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field
00:06:55I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped by that loser
00:06:57I hate you!
00:07:00Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:07:03Get a grip
00:07:07Shut up!
00:07:08You barbarian!
00:07:15What are you staring at?
00:07:16She's too drunk
00:07:17Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:07:23Put me down!
00:07:24Where are you taking me?
00:07:25Let me go!
00:07:28Shut up and quit wiggling
00:07:29Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window
00:07:37What's that noise?
00:07:39And that's the head of discipline
00:07:41We can't let him know we're drunk
00:07:51Wait!
00:07:52This is the Rose Room
00:07:52Only registered couples are allowed in!
00:07:57Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here
00:07:59Let me go!
00:08:03Keep yelling
00:08:05And the Greenhearts will lose all their points
00:08:16Outrageous!
00:08:17Shameful!
00:08:18The Rose Room is off limits!
00:08:21Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:08:23That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Greenheart!
00:08:26But Professor Finch
00:08:27We're just celebrating our anniversary in private
00:08:30I don't think that violates any rules
00:08:33Anniversary?
00:08:34You two?
00:08:35Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:08:43Please!
00:08:46Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:08:48Babe, tell them
00:08:53Yes sir
00:08:54Blake is like my boyfriend
00:08:56We just got carried away
00:09:06We're sorry about that Professor Finch
00:09:08I'll file the paperwork tomorrow
00:09:19Don't touch me!
00:09:20You're disgusting!
00:09:22Who said you could kiss me?
00:09:24Funny
00:09:26That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms
00:09:28Gonna leave me hanging?
00:09:35Well, well, look who it is
00:09:37Dumped one day crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:09:40Wow, Hannah
00:09:41Didn't think you were so desperate
00:09:43Hannah?
00:09:44What are you doing here?
00:09:45You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:09:46None of your business
00:09:50Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:09:52She's already hooking up with Blake
00:09:55What if she's been cheating on you all alone?
00:10:01Who cares?
00:10:02He's welcome to my leftovers
00:10:04Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her
00:10:07Really?
00:10:08Well, get a good look at this
00:10:38See?
00:10:39We all know who got the upgrade
00:10:41Better kisser
00:10:42Better lover
00:10:42And he crushed you on the field today
00:10:45Tristan
00:10:46You're the one who got tossed out
00:10:47What?
00:10:48I
00:10:56Wow
00:10:58Little Miss Perfect Parker
00:11:00You're insane
00:11:02The whole school's gonna know we're together now
00:11:06Then we'll have to make it look real
00:11:09Blake
00:11:10Let's make a deal
00:11:13You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:11:17To piss out your ex?
00:11:18What's in it for me?
00:11:20Because I can be your healer
00:11:22In secret
00:11:22I know you don't just play for the school team
00:11:25You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches
00:11:27That's why you're always black and blue
00:11:29Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school
00:11:32Miss H
00:11:33The one who wrote the healing codex
00:11:35Come on
00:11:37You're Miss H
00:11:38The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:11:41Damn
00:11:42You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line
00:11:46Tempting
00:11:47But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah
00:11:52I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone
00:11:57Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:12:06Who says I can't?
00:12:07Bring it on
00:12:09Whatever it takes to piss that loser off
00:12:12Good
00:12:13How about a one month contract?
00:12:16For one month, you heal me and I'll humiliate Tristan
00:12:26A few rules
00:12:28One, this contract is a secret, it dies with us
00:12:30Two, any physical contact, you warn me first
00:12:32Three, one month and out, after that we're strangers again
00:12:34Four, and most important, no real feelings, I will never fall for you and don't you dare get any ideas
00:12:40Let's add a fifth
00:12:41You come to every single one of my games
00:12:51It's a deal, girlfriend
00:13:07Listen up guys, meet my girlfriend Hannah Parker
00:13:10So stay away boys, unless you wanna deal with me
00:13:13For real? Aren't they worst enemies?
00:13:15Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up? Was she cheating?
00:13:17Whatever, Blake's not a rebound, he's an upgrade
00:13:19Hannah's so lucky, guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers
00:13:21Shut up, all of you
00:13:24Just you wait, bitch
00:13:25Hannah, what is happening?
00:13:28I leave you alone for two minutes and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:13:34It's a long story
00:13:39Truth or dare, pick Hannah, truth
00:13:42Come on, you were with Tristan forever and he still never wanted you
00:13:46Tell us Hannah, you're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:13:51Yes
00:13:51Yes, I am
00:13:56How am I supposed to get it up?
00:13:59For that nerdy loser
00:14:05That's funny to you?
00:14:08I happen to like that she takes things seriously
00:14:10Drop the act, Blake
00:14:13She's dumped by day and yours by night
00:14:15What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:14:17Why not?
00:14:18What is he saying?
00:14:20Enough! You two are obviously faking it
00:14:22If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:14:24What's her favorite color?
00:14:25December 9th
00:14:26And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green
00:14:28It's silver white
00:14:32He... he knows?
00:14:34It's been 10 years, he still remembers?
00:14:38Hey man, let's put it to the test
00:14:40Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:14:43Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night
00:15:00One minute
00:15:01Hannah, you gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:15:03Don't waste our time
00:15:04Just admit you've lost
00:15:17Hannah, get off
00:15:19It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing
00:15:25I've barely ever kissed a boy
00:15:27And now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:15:31See?
00:15:32They can't even kiss in public
00:15:34They're faking it
00:15:35Frauds!
00:15:36Liars!
00:15:54Why did you run away?
00:15:57I... I don't know how to French kiss
00:16:00Tristan said I was too boring to touch
00:16:04Is her right?
00:16:06Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:16:10Tristan is blind
00:16:11An idiot
00:16:13Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are
00:16:16What are you hiding from?
00:16:18Total humiliation!
00:16:19Get out here, liars!
00:16:21Someone break the door down!
00:16:22Let's see the fake couple!
00:16:27Hear that?
00:16:29You wanna shut them up?
00:16:30We gotta really sell it first
00:16:32Parker
00:16:33Do you trust me?
00:16:46Good girl!
00:16:48Remember to breathe!
00:16:50Good girl!
00:17:02Remember to breathe!
00:17:03Parker
00:17:03Parker
00:17:04You've just got your sworn enemy hard
00:17:07Practice makes perfect
00:17:09Wanna take it further?
00:17:11Give me your panties
00:17:14What?! Now wait! You absolute pervert!
00:17:17Trust me
00:17:32From the stairs
00:17:33To accept fitting
00:17:33item
00:17:36In a moment
00:17:41It was supposed to be
00:17:41What?
00:17:42Can you look at me?
00:17:45We are not disappointed
00:17:46You want not to like
00:17:47The entry
00:17:49How about some privacy?
00:18:11You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:18:19Blake, please help me.
00:18:28I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross!
00:18:4110 years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:18:46Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:18:49The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:18:51The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:18:53Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:18:56That was 10 years ago. Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:19:01As for my nemesis, Quinteria's biggest asshole, the Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:19:19Don't get cocky, Portman. Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:19:26You? Please. You've been swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:19:29Sit down, Tristan.
00:19:38Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:19:50And now, Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
00:19:57They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:20:09I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker. Try not to cry about it.
00:20:15Don't get cocky, Portman. Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:20:18Enjoy the crown while it's warm. I've got my eyes on finals, and next semester I'm taking it all back.
00:20:24You can try. Keeps things interesting for me. But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:20:35Blake Portman. You stupid, smug bastard. Just you wait.
00:20:44You're an animal. You crippled your own classmate just to win. Was it worth it?
00:20:59Al. Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:21:05He's not a loser. At least he doesn't cheat to win. You make me sick.
00:21:13Admit it, Hannah. Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you. You want someone strong. Someone like me.
00:21:23Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:21:35Tristan. Stop. Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:21:41Don't touch me! Get that pathetic little light show away from me! Your magic can't heal anything!
00:21:49Tristan. What are you saying?
00:21:52I still don't get it! Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school!
00:21:57You half-blood hack!
00:22:00You're blaming me? For losing? Because of my blood?
00:22:05That's right. We're done. You're off the team, Hannah. I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:22:12Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school! I'm the one who really-
00:22:22Heather! There you are! See that, Hannah? This is who I deserve.
00:22:26That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H? Yeah, that's her.
00:22:31Her? You really think she's Miss H? That's adorable.
00:22:34I'm Miss H.
00:22:36Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah. You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:22:41You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:22:46Tristan choosing me? Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:22:57Heather's my personal healer now. You, Hannah? You're done here.
00:23:03Fine. You're right, Tristan. We're a bad fit.
00:23:05My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:23:09You're perfect for each other. A fraud and a coward.
00:23:20Call that a warning. Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:23:37Hannah, stop! Getting drunk over that asshole? Tristan isn't worth it!
00:23:42It's not about him. I'm just pissed at myself. What a joke.
00:23:50All because of that bastard.
00:24:00Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:24:02This is all your fault, psycho!
00:24:05If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
00:24:09by that loser!
00:24:10I hate you!
00:24:13Your shit taste in men is my problem? Get a grip.
00:24:19Shut up! You barbarian!
00:24:27What are you staring at if you're drunk? Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:24:35Put me down! Where are you taking me? Let me go!
00:24:40Shut up and quit wiggling. Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:24:49What's that noise?
00:24:52That's the head of discipline. We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:25:03Wait! This is the Rose Room! Only registered couples are allowed in!
00:25:09Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here! Let me go!
00:25:16Keep yelling, and the Greenhearts will lose all their points.
00:25:30Get off me, you asshole! Stop perving!
00:25:33Peeping? Look what you did to my shirt.
00:25:50How's that my fault? And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:25:53You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:26:02Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:26:06Let me go!
00:26:07I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:26:14Outrageous! Shameful!
00:26:16The Rose Room is off limits!
00:26:18Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:26:20That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Greenheart!
00:26:24But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:26:27I don't think that violates any rules.
00:26:30Anniversary? You two?
00:26:33Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:26:44Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:26:46Babe, tell them.
00:26:51Yes, sir.
00:26:52Blake is my boyfriend. We just got carried away.
00:26:58I...
00:27:04We're sorry about that, Professor Finch. I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:27:17Don't touch me! You're disgusting! Who said you could kiss me?
00:27:23Funny. That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:27:25You're gonna leave me hanging.
00:27:33Well, well. Look who it is. Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:27:38Wow, Hannah. Didn't think you were so... desperate.
00:27:41Hannah? What are you doing here? You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:27:44None of your business.
00:27:47Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:27:50She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:27:53What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:27:59Who cares? He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:28:02Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:28:04Really? Well, get a good look at this.
00:28:36See? We all know who got the upgrade. Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:28:42Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out!
00:28:46What?! I...
00:28:54Wow. Little Miss Perfect Parker. You're insane.
00:28:59The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:29:02Well...
00:29:03Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:29:07Blake...
00:29:08Let's make a deal.
00:29:11You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:29:14To piss out your ex?
00:29:16What's in it for me?
00:29:17Because I can be your healer.
00:29:19In secret.
00:29:20I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:29:23You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:29:25That's why you're always black and blue.
00:29:27Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:29:29Miss H.
00:29:31The one who wrote the healing codes.
00:29:35You're Miss H?
00:29:36The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:29:39Damn.
00:29:40You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
00:29:43Tempting.
00:29:45But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:29:50I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do, in front of everyone.
00:29:56Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:30:03Who says I can't?
00:30:05Bring it on.
00:30:06Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:11How about a one month contract?
00:30:14For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:30:24A few rules.
00:30:25One, this contract is a secret.
00:30:27It dies with us.
00:30:28Two, any physical contact, you warn me first.
00:30:30Three, one month and out.
00:30:31After that, we're strangers again.
00:30:32Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:30:34I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:30:37Let's add a fifth.
00:30:39You come to every single one of my games.
00:30:48It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:31:04Listen up, guys.
00:31:06Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:31:08So stay away, boys.
00:31:09Unless you want to deal with me.
00:31:11For real?
00:31:11Aren't they worst enemies?
00:31:13Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:31:14Was she cheating?
00:31:15Whatever.
00:31:15Blake's not a rebound.
00:31:16He's an upgrade.
00:31:17Hannah's so lucky.
00:31:18Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:31:20Shut up!
00:31:21All of you!
00:31:22Just you wait, bitch.
00:31:24Hannah!
00:31:24What is happening?
00:31:26I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:31:32It's a long story.
00:31:37Truth or dare.
00:31:38Pick, Hannah.
00:31:39Truth.
00:31:40Come on.
00:31:41You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
00:31:43Tell us, Hannah.
00:31:44You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:31:49Yes.
00:31:49I am.
00:31:54How am I supposed to get it up?
00:31:57For that nerdy loser.
00:32:03That's funny to you?
00:32:06I happen to like that she takes them seriously.
00:32:08Drop the act, Blake.
00:32:10She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:32:12What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:32:15Why not?
00:32:16What is he saying?
00:32:18Enough!
00:32:18You two are obviously faking it.
00:32:20If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:32:22What's her favorite color?
00:32:23December 9th.
00:32:24And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
00:32:26It's silver white.
00:32:30He...
00:32:30He knows?
00:32:31It's been 10 years.
00:32:33He still remembers?
00:32:36Hey, man.
00:32:37Let's put it to the test.
00:32:38Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:32:40Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
00:32:46What?
00:32:57One minute.
00:32:59Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:33:01Don't waste our time.
00:33:02Just admit you've lost.
00:33:14Hannah, get off.
00:33:16What?
00:33:17It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:33:23I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:33:29See?
00:33:30They can't even kiss in public.
00:33:32They're faking it.
00:33:33Frauds!
00:33:34Liars!
00:33:35No!
00:33:52Why did you run away?
00:33:55I...
00:33:55I don't know how to French kiss.
00:33:58Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:34:02Is her right?
00:34:03Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:34:07Tristan is blind.
00:34:09An idiot.
00:34:10Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:34:14What are you hiding from?
00:34:15Total humiliation!
00:34:17Get out here, liars!
00:34:18Someone break the door down!
00:34:20Let's see the fake couple!
00:34:25Hear that?
00:34:26You wanna shut them up?
00:34:27We gotta really sell it first.
00:34:29Parker?
00:34:31Do you trust me?
00:34:44Good girl.
00:34:46Remember to breathe.
00:34:53Blake...
00:34:54Blake...
00:34:54Wait...
00:34:55What's that?
00:34:57I...
00:34:58Surprised?
00:34:59Take his compliment, Parker.
00:35:01You've just got your sworn enemy hard.
00:35:04Practice makes perfect.
00:35:06Wanna take it further?
00:35:09Give me your panties.
00:35:11What?!
00:35:12Now wait, you absolute pervert!
00:35:14Trust me.
00:35:21Let's make love again, on your own.
00:35:30Let's make love again, all night long.
00:35:35Let's make love again, all night long.
00:35:40Let's make love again, on my own.
00:35:46How about some privacy?
00:36:09You're just a filthy half-blood.
00:36:11You think you get to play with us?
00:36:17Blake, please help me.
00:36:26I'm not helping a stupid half-blood!
00:36:28You're gross!
00:36:30I'm not helping a stupid half-blood!
00:36:39Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:36:43Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:36:46The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up!
00:36:48The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense time!
00:36:51Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship Trophy!
00:36:54That was ten years ago.
00:36:56Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:36:58As for my nemesis, this is Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:37:02The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:37:17Don't get cocky, Portman!
00:37:19Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them!
00:37:23You, please.
00:37:25You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:37:27Sit down, Tristan.
00:37:35Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:37:46Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:37:48The Ember Wings drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart!
00:37:55They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:38:07I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:38:11Try not to cry about it.
00:38:12Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:38:14Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:38:16Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:38:18I've got my eyes on finals, and next semester I'm taking it all back.
00:38:22You can try.
00:38:23Keep things interesting for me.
00:38:25But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:38:32Blake Portman.
00:38:34You stupid, smug bastard.
00:38:36Just you wait.
00:38:41You're an animal!
00:38:43You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:38:44Was it worth it?
00:38:55Al.
00:38:57Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:39:02He's not a loser.
00:39:04At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:39:06You make me sick.
00:39:11Admit it, Hannah.
00:39:13Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:39:16You want someone strong.
00:39:18Someone like me.
00:39:21Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:39:32Tristan.
00:39:33Stop.
00:39:34Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:39:38Don't touch me!
00:39:39Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:39:42Your magic can't heal anything!
00:39:47Tristan.
00:39:48What are you saying?
00:39:49I still don't get it!
00:39:51Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school!
00:39:55You half-blood hack!
00:39:57You're blaming me?
00:39:59For losing?
00:40:01Because of my blood?
00:40:03That's right.
00:40:04We're done.
00:40:05You're off the team, Hannah.
00:40:06I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:40:09Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school!
00:40:12I'm the one who really-
00:40:19Heather!
00:40:20There you are!
00:40:21See that, Hannah?
00:40:22This is who I deserve.
00:40:23That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:40:27Yeah, that's her.
00:40:28Her?
00:40:29You really think she's Miss H?
00:40:30That's adorable.
00:40:32I'm Miss H.
00:40:33Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:40:36You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:40:39You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:40:43Tristan choosing me?
00:40:45Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:40:55Heather's my personal healer now.
00:40:57You, Hannah?
00:40:57You're done here.
00:41:00Fine.
00:41:01You're right, Tristan.
00:41:02We're a bad fit.
00:41:03My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:41:06You're perfect for each other.
00:41:07A fraud and a coward.
00:41:17Call that a warning.
00:41:19Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:41:35Hannah, stop!
00:41:36Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:41:38Tristan isn't worth it.
00:41:40It's not about him.
00:41:41I'm just pissed at myself.
00:41:42What a joke.
00:41:48All because of that bastard.
00:41:57Parker.
00:41:58What the hell is your problem?
00:42:00This is all your fault, psycho!
00:42:02If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
00:42:06by that loser.
00:42:08I hate you!
00:42:10Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:42:13Get a grip.
00:42:16Shut up!
00:42:18You barbarian!
00:42:25What are you staring at?
00:42:26She's too drunk.
00:42:27Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:42:33Put me down!
00:42:34Where are you taking me?
00:42:35Let me go!
00:42:38Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:42:39Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:42:47What's that noise?
00:42:49That's the head of discipline.
00:42:51We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:43:01Wait!
00:43:01This is the rose room!
00:43:03Only registered couples are allowed in!
00:43:06Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here!
00:43:08Let me go!
00:43:13Keep yelling and the green hearts will lose all their points.
00:43:27Get off me you asshole!
00:43:29Stop perving!
00:43:31Peeping?
00:43:32Look what you did to my shirt.
00:43:47How's that my fault?
00:43:48And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:43:50You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:43:59Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:44:03Let me go!
00:44:04I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:44:11Outrageous!
00:44:12Shameful!
00:44:13The rose room is off limits!
00:44:16Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:44:18That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:44:21But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:44:25I don't think that violates any rules.
00:44:28Anniversary?
00:44:29Anniversary?
00:44:29You two?
00:44:30Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:44:41Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:44:44Babe, tell them.
00:44:49Yes, sir.
00:44:50Blake is my boyfriend.
00:44:51We just got carried away.
00:44:55I...
00:45:01We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:45:03I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:45:14Don't touch me!
00:45:15You're disgusting!
00:45:17Who said you could kiss me?
00:45:19Funny.
00:45:21That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:45:24You're gonna leave me hanging.
00:45:30Well, well.
00:45:31Look who it is.
00:45:32Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next day.
00:45:35Next?
00:45:35Wow, Hannah.
00:45:36Didn't think you were so... desperate.
00:45:39Hannah?
00:45:39What are you doing here?
00:45:40You're really sleeping with this asshole?!
00:45:42None of your business.
00:45:45Tristan...
00:45:45Didn't you just dump her?
00:45:47She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:45:50What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:45:56Who cares?
00:45:58He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:46:00Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:03Well, get a good look at this.
00:46:33See?
00:46:34We all know who got the upgrade.
00:46:36Better kisser.
00:46:37Better lover.
00:46:38And he crushed you on the field today.
00:46:40Tristan.
00:46:41You're the one who got tossed out!
00:46:43What?!
00:46:43I...
00:46:44רγι
00:46:45Go!
00:46:51How's it?
00:46:52Why?
00:46:53Why?
00:46:55Yeah.
00:47:00I made it coisa
00:47:05Blake, let's make a deal.
00:47:09You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:47:12To piss out your ex?
00:47:14What's in it for me?
00:47:15Because I can be your healer.
00:47:17In secret.
00:47:18I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:47:20You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:47:22That's why you're always black and blue.
00:47:24Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:47:27Miss H.
00:47:29The one who wrote the healing codex.
00:47:32You're Miss H.
00:47:34The healer the whole school has been hunting for?
00:47:36Damn.
00:47:38You must be desperate, putting a secret like that on the line.
00:47:41Tempting.
00:47:42But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:47:47I'll hold you, kiss you,
00:47:50do everything couples do in front of everyone.
00:47:53Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:48:01Who says I can't?
00:48:02Bring it on.
00:48:04Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:48:07Good.
00:48:08How about a one-month contract?
00:48:11For one month, you heal me,
00:48:13and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:48:22A few rules.
00:48:23One, this contract is a secret.
00:48:25It dies with us.
00:48:25Two, any physical contact, you warn me first.
00:48:27Three, one month, then out.
00:48:29After that, we're strangers again.
00:48:30Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:48:32I will never fall for you,
00:48:33and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:48:35Let's add a fifth.
00:48:36You come to every single one of my games.
00:48:46It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:49:02Listen up, guys.
00:49:03Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:49:05So stay away, boys.
00:49:07Unless you want to deal with me.
00:49:08For real?
00:49:09Aren't they worst enemies?
00:49:10Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:49:12Was she cheating?
00:49:12Whatever.
00:49:13Blake's not a rebound.
00:49:14He's an upgrade.
00:49:15Hannah's so lucky.
00:49:15Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:49:17Shut up!
00:49:18All of you!
00:49:19Just you wait, bitch.
00:49:21Hannah!
00:49:22What is happening?
00:49:23I leave you alone for two minutes,
00:49:25and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:49:29It's a long story.
00:49:35Truth or dare, pick Hannah.
00:49:37Truth.
00:49:37Come on.
00:49:38You were with Tristan forever,
00:49:40and he still never wanted you.
00:49:41Tell us, Hannah.
00:49:42You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:49:46Yes, I am.
00:49:51How am I supposed to get it up?
00:49:54For that nerdy loser.
00:50:01That's funny to you?
00:50:03I happen to like that she takes them seriously.
00:50:06Oh, drop the act, Blake.
00:50:08She's dumb by day and yours by night?
00:50:10What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:50:13Why not?
00:50:13What is he saying?
00:50:15Enough!
00:50:16You two are obviously faking it.
00:50:18If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:50:20What's her favorite color?
00:50:20December 9th.
00:50:21And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
00:50:24It's silver white.
00:50:27He...
00:50:28He knows?
00:50:29It's been 10 years.
00:50:30He still remembers?
00:50:34Hey, man.
00:50:35Let's put it to the test.
00:50:36Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:50:38Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first
00:50:39wins best couple of the night.
00:50:55One minute.
00:50:56Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:50:59Don't waste our time.
00:51:00Just admit you've lost.
00:51:12Hannah, get off.
00:51:14It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:51:20I've barely ever kissed a boy,
00:51:23and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:51:27See?
00:51:27They can't even kiss in public.
00:51:29They're faking it.
00:51:30Frauds!
00:51:31Liars!
00:51:49Why did you run away?
00:51:52I don't know how to French kiss.
00:51:55Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:51:59Is her right?
00:52:01Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:52:05Tristan is blind.
00:52:06An idiot.
00:52:08Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:52:12What are you hiding from?
00:52:13Total humiliation!
00:52:15Get out here, liars!
00:52:16Someone break the door down!
00:52:17Let's see the fake couple!
00:52:22Hear that?
00:52:24You want to shut them up, we gotta really sell it first.
00:52:28Parker, do you trust me?
00:52:42Good girl.
00:52:43Remember to breathe.
00:52:51Blake, wait, what's that?
00:52:55I...
00:52:56Surprised?
00:52:57Take his compliment, Parker.
00:52:59You've just got your sworn enemy hard.
00:53:02Practice makes perfect.
00:53:04Want to take it further?
00:53:06Give me your panties.
00:53:09What?
00:53:09Now wait, you absolute pervert!
00:53:12Trust me.
00:53:13Oh, I don't know.
00:53:15I am positive.
00:53:20I hope I should be here.
00:53:31How I feel?
00:53:33You understand?
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:37I'm good.
00:53:39I don't know.
00:53:44How about some privacy?
00:54:06You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:54:14Blake, please help me.
00:54:24I'm not helping a stupid half-blood! You're gross!
00:54:37Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:54:41Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:54:44The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:54:46The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense time.
00:54:48Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:54:52That was ten years ago.
00:54:53Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-suit, the student council president.
00:54:56As for my nemesis, this is Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:55:00The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:55:15Don't get cocky, Portman!
00:55:17Those last 200 points have greenkin written all over them!
00:55:21You, please. You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:55:25Sit down, Tristan.
00:55:33Welcome back to your little greenhouse read.
00:55:46The next game!
00:55:48Blake Portman!
00:55:49Drag the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart!
00:55:52They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:56:05I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:56:08Try not to cry about it.
00:56:10Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:56:11Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:56:14Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:56:16I've got my eyes on finals.
00:56:17And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:56:20You can try.
00:56:21Keeps things interesting for me.
00:56:22But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:56:30Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:56:34Just you wait.
00:56:39You're an animal!
00:56:40You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:56:42Was it worth it?
00:56:53Ow.
00:56:54Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:57:00He's not a loser!
00:57:02At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:57:04You make me sick.
00:57:08Admit it, Hannah.
00:57:10Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:57:13You want someone strong.
00:57:16Someone like me.
00:57:18Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:57:30Tristan, stop.
00:57:32Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:57:36Don't touch me!
00:57:37Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:57:39Your magic can't heal anything!
00:57:45Tristan, what are you saying?
00:57:47I still don't get it!
00:57:48Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school!
00:57:53You half-blood hack!
00:57:55You're blaming me?
00:57:57For losing?
00:57:59Because of my blood?
00:58:00That's right.
00:58:01We're done.
00:58:02You're off the team, Hannah.
00:58:04I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:58:07Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school!
00:58:09I'm the one who really-
00:58:17Heather!
00:58:18There you are!
00:58:19See that, Hannah?
00:58:20This is who I deserve.
00:58:21That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:58:24Yeah, that's her.
00:58:26Her?
00:58:26You really think she's Miss H?
00:58:28That's adorable.
00:58:30I'm Miss H.
00:58:31Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:58:33You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:58:37You never stood a chance against a pure-blood like me.
00:58:41Tristan choosing me?
00:58:43Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:58:52Heather's my personal healer now.
00:58:54You, Hannah?
00:58:55You're done here.
00:58:58Fine.
00:58:59You're right, Tristan.
00:58:59We're a bad fit.
00:59:01My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:59:03You're perfect for each other.
00:59:05A fraud and a coward.
00:59:15Call that a warning.
00:59:17Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:59:32Hannah, stop!
00:59:34Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:59:35Tristan isn't worth it.
00:59:37It's not about him.
00:59:39I'm just pissed at myself.
00:59:40What a joke.
00:59:45All because of that bastard.
00:59:55Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:59:57This is all your fault, psycho!
01:00:00If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
01:00:04by that loser!
01:00:05I hate you!
01:00:08Your shit taste in men is my problem?
01:00:11Get a grip.
01:00:14Shut up!
01:00:15You barbarian!
01:00:22What are you staring at?
01:00:23She's too drunk.
01:00:25Every party needs a bouncer, right?
01:00:30Put me down!
01:00:31Where are you taking me?
01:00:33Let me go!
01:00:35Shut up and quit wiggling.
01:00:37Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
01:00:45What's that noise?
01:00:47That's the head of discipline.
01:00:48We can't let him know we're drunk.
01:00:58Wait!
01:00:59This is the rose room!
01:01:00Only registered couples are allowed in!
01:01:04Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here!
01:01:06Let me go!
01:01:11Keep yelling and the green hearts will lose all their points.
01:01:25Get off me, you asshole!
01:01:27Stop perving!
01:01:28Peeping?
01:01:29Look what you did to my shirt.
01:01:45How's that my fault?
01:01:46And who said you could take your clothes off?
01:01:48You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
01:01:56Parker.
01:01:57You're playing with fire here, you know.
01:02:01Let me go!
01:02:02I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
01:02:09Outrageous!
01:02:10Shameful!
01:02:11The rose room is off limits!
01:02:13Breaking in without being a registered couple?
01:02:15That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Greenheart!
01:02:19But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
01:02:23I don't think that violates any rules.
01:02:25Anniversary? You two?
01:02:28Quintera's infamous mortal enemies?
01:02:39Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
01:02:41Babe, tell them.
01:02:46Yes, sir.
01:02:48Blake is my boyfriend.
01:02:49We just got carried away.
01:02:59We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
01:03:01I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
01:03:12Don't touch me!
01:03:13You're disgusting!
01:03:14Who said you could kiss me?
01:03:17Funny.
01:03:18That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
01:03:21You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:03:28Well, well.
01:03:29Look who it is.
01:03:30Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
01:03:33Wow, Hannah.
01:03:34Didn't think you were so desperate.
01:03:36Hannah?
01:03:37What are you doing here?
01:03:38You're really sleeping with this asshole?
01:03:39None of your business.
01:03:42Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
01:03:45She's already hooking up with Blake.
01:03:48What if she's been cheating on you all along?
01:03:54Who cares?
01:03:55He's welcome to my leftovers.
01:03:57Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
01:04:00Really?
01:04:01Well, get a good look at this.
01:04:31See?
01:04:32We all know who got the upgrade.
01:04:34Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
01:04:37Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out!
01:04:40What?!
01:04:41I...
01:04:49Wow.
01:04:51Little Miss Perfect Parker.
01:04:53You're insane.
01:04:54The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
01:04:58Then we'll have to make it look real.
01:05:02Blake, let's make a deal.
01:05:06You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
01:05:09To piss out your ex?
01:05:11What's in it for me?
01:05:12Because I can be your healer.
01:05:14In secret.
01:05:16I know you don't just play for the school team.
01:05:18You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
01:05:20That's why you're always black and blue.
01:05:22Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
01:05:25Miss H.
01:05:26The one who wrote the healing codas.
01:05:30You're Miss H?
01:05:31The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
01:05:34Damn.
01:05:35You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
01:05:39Tempting.
01:05:40But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
01:05:45I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone.
01:05:51Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
01:05:58Who says I can't?
01:06:00Bring it on.
01:06:01Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
01:06:05Good.
01:06:06How about a one month contract?
01:06:09For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
01:06:19A few rules.
01:06:20One, this contract is a secret. It dies with us.
01:06:23Two, any physical contact, you warn me first.
01:06:25Three, one month, then out. After that, we're strangers again.
01:06:27Four, and most important, no real feelings.
01:06:29I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
01:06:32Let's add a fifth.
01:06:34You come to every single one of my games.
01:06:43It's a deal, girlfriend.
01:06:59Listen up, guys. Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
01:07:03So stay away, boys. Unless you want to deal with me.
01:07:06For real? Aren't they worst enemies?
01:07:08Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up? Was she cheating?
01:07:10Whatever. Blake's not a rebound. He's an upgrade.
01:07:12Hannah's so lucky. Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
01:07:15Shut up! All of you!
01:07:17Just you wait, bitch.
01:07:19Hannah! What is happening?
01:07:21I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
01:07:27It's a long story.
01:07:32Truth or dare, pick Hannah. Truth.
01:07:35Come on. You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
01:07:38Tell us, Hannah. You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
01:07:44Yes, I am.
01:07:49How am I supposed to get it up?
01:07:52For that nerdy loser.
01:07:58That's funny to you?
01:08:01I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
01:08:03Drop the act, Blake.
01:08:05She's dumb by day and yours by night?
01:08:08What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
01:08:10Why not?
01:08:11What is he saying?
01:08:13Enough! You two are obviously faking it.
01:08:15If you really love her, what's her birthday? What's her favorite color?
01:08:18December 9th.
01:08:19And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
01:08:22It's silver white.
01:08:25He... he knows?
01:08:26It's been 10 years, he still remembers?
01:08:31Hey man, let's put it to the test.
01:08:33Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
01:08:36Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
01:08:52One minute.
01:08:54Hannah, you gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
01:08:56Don't waste our time.
01:08:57Just admit you've lost.
01:09:09Hannah, get off.
01:09:12It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
01:09:18I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
01:09:24See?
01:09:25They can't even kiss in public, they're faking it.
01:09:28Frauds! Liars!
01:09:47Why did you run away?
01:09:50I... I don't know how to French kiss.
01:09:53Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
01:09:57Is her right?
01:09:58Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
01:10:02Tristan is blind. An idiot.
01:10:05Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
01:10:09What are you hiding from?
01:10:11Total humiliation!
01:10:12Get out here, liars!
01:10:14Someone break the door down!
01:10:15Let's see the fake couple!
01:10:20Hear that?
01:10:21You wanna shut them up, we gotta really sell it first.
01:10:25Parker, do you trust me?
01:10:39Good girl.
01:10:41Remember to breathe.
01:10:48Blake, wait, what's that?
01:10:52I...
01:10:53Surprised?
01:10:54Take his compliment, Parker.
01:10:56You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
01:11:00Practice makes perfect.
01:11:02Wanna take it further?
01:11:05Give me your panties.
01:11:06What?! Now wait, you absolute pervert!
01:11:09Trust me.
01:11:41How about some privacy?
01:11:54How about some privacy?
01:12:04You're just a filthy half-blood.
01:12:06You think you get to play with us?
01:12:12Blake, please help me.
01:12:21I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross!
01:12:31You're gross!
01:12:34Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
01:12:38Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
01:12:41The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up!
01:12:43The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie!
01:12:46Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy!
01:12:49That was ten years ago.
01:12:51Today I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
01:12:54As for my nemesis, this is Quinteria's biggest asshole.
01:12:57The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
01:13:00Three, two, three...
01:13:04Two, three!
01:13:06Two, three, four!
01:13:08Two, three, four!
01:13:12Don't get cocky, Portman!
01:13:14Those last 200 points have greenkin written all over them!
01:13:18You, please, you've been swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
01:13:22Sit down, Tristan.
01:13:28Ahhhh!
01:13:30Welcome back to your little greenhouse reed.
01:13:45Blake Portman drags the Emberwings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
01:13:50They are Quatria's mid-season champions!
01:14:02I guess the crown belongs to the Emberwings again this year, Parker. Try not to cry about it.
01:14:07Don't get cocky, Portman. Brute Force only gets you so far. Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
01:14:13I've got my eyes on finals, and next semester I'm taking it all back.
01:14:17You can try. Keeps things interesting for me. But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
01:14:27Blake Portman. You stupid, smug bastard. Just you wait.
01:14:36You're an animal! You crippled your own classmate just to win. Was it worth it?
01:14:51Al. Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
01:14:57He's not a loser. At least he doesn't cheat to win. You make me sick.
01:15:06Admit it, Hannah. Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
01:15:11You want someone strong. Someone like me.
01:15:15Keep dreaming, asshole.
01:15:28Tristan, stop. Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
01:15:33Don't touch me! Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
01:15:37Your magic can't heal anything!
01:15:43Tristan...
01:15:44What are you saying?
01:15:45I still don't get it!
01:15:46Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school!
01:15:50You half-blood hack!
01:15:52You're blaming me?
01:15:54For losing?
01:15:56Because of my blood?
01:15:58That's right. We're done.
01:16:00You're off the team, Hannah.
01:16:01I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
01:16:04Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school!
01:16:07I'm the one who really-
01:16:15Heather! There you are!
01:16:16See that, Hannah? This is who I deserve.
01:16:19That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
01:16:22Yeah, that's her.
01:16:23Her? You really think she's Miss H?
01:16:25That's adorable.
01:16:27I'm Miss H.
01:16:28Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
01:16:31You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
01:16:34You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
01:16:38Tristan choosing me?
01:16:40Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
01:16:50Heather's my personal healer now.
01:16:52You, Hannah? You're done here.
01:16:56Fine. You're right, Tristan. We're a bad fit.
01:16:58My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
01:17:01You're perfect for each other.
01:17:02A fraud and a coward.
01:17:13Call that a warning. Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
01:17:30Hannah, stop! Getting drunk over that asshole?
01:17:32Tristan isn't worth it.
01:17:35It's not about him. I'm just pissed at myself. What a joke.
01:17:43All because of that bastard.
01:17:53Parker, what the hell is your problem?
01:17:55This is all your fault, psycho!
01:17:57If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field,
01:17:59I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped by that loser!
01:18:03I hate you!
01:18:05Your shit taste in men is my problem?
01:18:08Get a grip.
01:18:12Shut up!
01:18:13You barbarian!
01:18:20What are you staring at? You're too drunk.
01:18:22Every party needs a bouncer, right?
01:18:28Put me down! Where are you taking me? Let me go!
01:18:33Shut up and quit wiggling. Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
01:18:42What's that noise?
01:18:45That's the head of discipline.
01:18:46We can't let him know we're drunk.
01:18:48We can't let him know we're drunk.
01:18:56Wait! This is the Rose Room! Only registered couples are allowed in!
01:19:02Our houses will lose points! If we're caught in here, let me go!
01:19:08Keep yelling, and the Greenhearts will lose all their points.
01:19:22Get off me, you asshole! Stop perving!
01:19:26Peeping? Look what you did to my shirt.
01:19:42How's that my fault? And who said you could take your clothes off?
01:19:46You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
01:19:54Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
01:19:58Let me go!
01:20:00I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
01:20:07Outrageous! Shameful!
01:20:08The Rose Room is off limits!
01:20:11Breaking in without being a registered couple?
01:20:13That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Greenheart!
01:20:16But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
01:20:20I don't think that violates any rules.
01:20:23Anniversary? You too?
01:20:25Quinter has infamous mortal enemies?
01:20:36Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
01:20:39Babe, tell them.
01:20:44Yes, sir.
01:20:45Blake is my boyfriend. We just got carried away.
01:20:50I...
01:20:57We're sorry about that, Professor Finch. I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
01:21:09Don't touch me! You're disgusting! Who said you could kiss me?
01:21:14Funny. That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
01:21:18You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:21:25Well, well. Look who it is. Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
01:21:30Wow, Hannah. Didn't think you were so desperate.
01:21:34Hannah? What are you doing here? You're really sleeping with this asshole?
01:21:36None of your business.
01:21:39Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
01:21:43She's already hooking up with Blake.
01:21:45What if she's been cheating on you all along?
01:21:51Who cares? He's welcome to my leftovers.
01:21:55Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
01:21:57Really? Well, get a good look at this.
01:22:28See? We all know who got the upgrade.
01:22:31Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
01:22:35Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out!
01:22:38What?! I...
01:22:47Wow. Little Miss Perfect Parker.
01:22:50You're insane.
01:22:52The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
01:22:56Then we'll have to make it look real.
01:23:00Blake...
01:23:01Let's make a deal.
01:23:04You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
01:23:07To piss out your ex?
01:23:09What's in it for me?
01:23:10Because I can be your healer.
01:23:12In secret.
01:23:13I know you don't just play for the school team.
01:23:15You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
01:23:17That's why you're always black and blue.
01:23:19Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
01:23:22Miss H.
01:23:24The one who wrote the healing codes.
01:23:28You're Miss H?
01:23:29The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
01:23:32Damn.
01:23:33You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
01:23:36Tempting.
01:23:37But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
01:23:42I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone.
01:23:48Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
01:23:56Who says I can't?
01:23:58Bring it on.
01:23:59Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
01:24:02Good.
01:24:04How about a one month contract?
01:24:06For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
01:24:17A few rules.
01:24:18One, this contract is a secret.
01:24:20It dies with us.
01:24:21Two, any physical contact you warn me first.
01:24:23Three, one month and out.
01:24:24After that, we're strangers again.
01:24:25Four, and most important, no real feelings.
01:24:27I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
01:24:30Let's add a fifth.
01:24:31You come to every single one of my games.
01:24:41It's a deal, girlfriend.
01:24:57Listen up, guys.
01:24:58Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
01:25:00So stay away, boys.
01:25:02Unless you want to deal with me.
01:25:04For real?
01:25:04Aren't they worst enemies?
01:25:05Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
01:25:07Was she cheating?
01:25:07Whatever.
01:25:08Blake's not a rebound.
01:25:09He's an upgrade.
01:25:10Hannah's so lucky.
01:25:11Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
01:25:12Shut up!
01:25:13All of you!
01:25:14Just you wait, bitch.
01:25:16Hannah!
01:25:17What is happening?
01:25:18I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
01:25:24It's a long story.
01:25:30Truth or dare?
01:25:31Pick, Hannah.
01:25:32Truth.
01:25:32Come on.
01:25:33You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
01:25:36Tell us, Hannah.
01:25:37You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
01:25:41Yes, I am.
01:25:47How am I supposed to get it up?
01:25:49For that nerdy loser.
01:25:56That's funny to you?
01:25:59I happen to like that she takes them seriously.
01:26:01Drop the act, Blake.
01:26:03She's dumped by day and yours by night?
01:26:05What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
01:26:08Why not?
01:26:09What is he saying?
01:26:10Enough!
01:26:11You two are obviously faking it.
01:26:13If you really love her, what's her birthday?
01:26:15What's her favorite color?
01:26:16December 9th.
01:26:16And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
01:26:19It's silver white.
01:26:22He...
01:26:23He knows?
01:26:24It's been 10 years.
01:26:25He still remembers?
01:26:29Hey, man.
01:26:30Let's put it to the test.
01:26:31Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
01:26:33Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
01:26:37Who are you?
01:26:39Who are you?
01:26:43Who are you?
01:26:44Who are you?
01:26:50One minute.
01:26:51Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
01:26:54Don't waste our time.
01:26:55Just admit you've lost.
01:27:07Hannah, get off.
01:27:09It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
01:27:16I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
01:27:22See? They can't even kiss in public. They're faking it.
01:27:25Frauds! Liars!
01:27:45Why did you run away?
01:27:47I... I don't know how to French kiss.
01:27:50Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
01:27:54Is her right?
01:27:56Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
01:28:00Tristan is blind. An idiot.
01:28:03Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
01:28:07What are you hiding from?
01:28:08Total humiliation! Get out here, liars!
01:28:11Someone break the door down! Let's see the fake couple!
01:28:17Hear that?
01:28:19You want to shut them up? We've got to really sell it first.
01:28:23Parker, do you trust me?
01:28:37Good girl. Remember to breathe.
01:28:46Blake, wait. What's that?
01:28:51Surprised? Take his compliment, Parker.
01:28:54You've just got your sworn enemy hard.
01:28:57Practice makes perfect.
01:28:59Want to take it further?
01:29:02Give me your panties.
01:29:04What? Now wait! You absolute pervert!
01:29:07Trust me.
01:29:13That's the fern flak again.
01:29:16I'm saying all night long.
01:29:32It was a klub.
01:29:35Keep your momentum trying...
01:29:36You'll get outta here.
01:29:36I would bet on my own milk or their beer.
01:29:39How about some privacy?
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