00:00What's up?
00:01What's up, doves?
00:02Patty and Harry here.
00:03Creators of Colin from Accounts.
00:05And we have a little announcement.
00:07What's going on, dear boy?
00:08Yeah, firstly, we just want to say season three is coming at you.
00:11We really hope you enjoy it.
00:13We love it.
00:14Yeah.
00:14And we hope you do too.
00:15Oh, for you?
00:16And we also need to add that this is our last season.
00:20Boing.
00:21Are you serious?
00:22Oh, fucking no, thanks.
00:24Oh, fuck.
00:24This is fucking bullshit.
00:26No, you can't say that.
00:27I don't bloody need this.
00:29What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:30This is fucking ridiculous, all right?
00:31It's fucking ridiculous.
00:33Understandably, you're upset.
00:34Yes.
00:34No.
00:35Why?
00:36Well, okay, creatively, it just feels like, you know.
00:40Feels like the right time for these characters, for this world.
00:42We don't want to flog a dead horse.
00:43Here we go.
00:44Yeah, here we go.
00:44Yeah, here we fucking go, mate.
00:46Comedy comes in threes.
00:47So that's it, yeah.
00:48Yeah, that's it.
00:48You're pathetic.
00:49Am I?
00:50This is pathetic.
00:50Is it?
00:51Yeah, it is.
00:52Anyway, we're sorry if you're disappointed.
00:53After that sincere apology, yeah, we're good.
00:56I mean, we're going to miss it terribly.
00:57Oh, you know, that's sweet.
00:59Look, we really are.
01:00We love this world, we love the characters, and we love-
01:02We love making TV for you guys.
01:04We really do.
01:04Is that what you're doing?
01:05Because it just sounds like a list of excuses.
01:08I think you should leave.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Yeah, but that's what we're doing.
01:11We're trying to do exactly that.
01:14Anyway, we love you guys.
01:15Well, don't I get to say goodbye to dear little Colin?
01:17We just want to say bye.
01:18We want to say bye.
01:19We'll see you around the bend.
01:21Bye for now.
01:22Bye.
01:23Bye, Colin.
01:24Don't crunch too many numbers.
01:25Love you.
01:26Cheers.
01:27Ciao, ciao.
01:29Fucking straight people.
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