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EngSub My Love Touches the Divine 🌎Aurora
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00:14I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:21Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:25The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:30It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:33You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:37Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:42It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:19If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:33Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:36You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:43But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:49anymore.
01:49I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:53You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:59Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:06Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:10I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:13Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:17with one foot in the grave and as his sidepiece, not his wife!
02:19It's not the same, Michelle!
02:23Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:25I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:29Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:33If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:38I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:43Fine, Jennifer!
02:46You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:49If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:09Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:16Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:18Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:21But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:35Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:40Yeah.
03:44I'd be absolutely honoured to take her as my wife.
04:00Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:04Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:07Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:12Father never gave a damn about me. He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares now about my price tag.
04:19I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:22I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:28Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:30If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:36No way.
04:37You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:45Let's get out of here, honey.
04:46I mean my dear husband.
04:58I'm sorry, Jennifer. What you see is what you get.
05:01No cozy honeymoon suite tonight, just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:04Hey, cut that out. We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:08For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:43Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:45Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:56Don't sweat the details right now.
06:03Jennifer, my sweet.
06:05It's still our wedding night.
06:07Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:12Absolutely.
06:13Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:21Trust me.
06:21I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:56Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
07:00The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, stat!
07:12Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:14Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:35Mother, what the hell happened?
07:37Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:42Poseidon, you're finally awake!
07:46Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:49That's what knocked you out cold.
08:07Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:11Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:25Spill it! Who is she?
08:28Just a regular mortal girl.
08:31But to me, she's everything.
08:34We're already married, Mother.
08:36If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:41Praise the oceans!
08:43Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:46I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:51Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:54Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:56You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
09:00Which means...
09:02That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:07Are you kidding? I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:11No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now.
09:28Ugh, too basic.
09:29Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:32I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:35Actually, scratch that.
09:37I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:56It's been nine goddamn years.
09:59How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:03Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:10I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:13I'll get to it!
10:14You brainless cow!
10:16The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:18I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:20I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:23Hey, back the hell off.
10:25This is my house, too.
10:27Ah!
10:29You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:31Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:33Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:36Mom!
10:38You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:41Look around!
10:42We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:48That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:53Back off!
10:55Don't you dare touch our mother!
11:01You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:03That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:06You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:09Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:11Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:16Chill, Mum.
11:18Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:21Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:24Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:26We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:47This is seriously creeping me out.
11:49Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:58Wait, that era!
12:00The bloodline of the sea god?
12:02How the hell did it end up here?
12:09Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:15Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:19Stop standing around like idiots!
12:21Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:26Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:31Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:36Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:43No, stop!
12:45We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:50Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:54Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:07Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:23What the actual hell just happened?
13:26Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:32Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:35His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:45If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:51God damn it!
13:52Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:55If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
14:01Listen up, people!
14:02It has to be them.
14:03Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:07So it was you, three little rats!
14:09Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare!
14:17Son of a bitch!
14:18How dare they treat the airs to the sea like garbage!
14:21We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:24Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:27No!
14:28My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:30We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?
14:35This is absolute bullshit!
14:36Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:37Grab him!
14:38Burn him at the stake!
14:40The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:54No!
14:55Stop!
15:04Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:11Stand down!
15:21Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:25Damn it, we're too far!
15:27Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:28Just hang on a little longer!
15:30My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:32He's coming!
15:34Burning the main enough for the sea god.
15:36He's sending us a sign.
15:40Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive.
15:43Packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells,
15:46turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:49Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:52The real sinners are these sick freaks, putting their hands on children!
15:55Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us?
15:57His biggest believers?
15:59Bullshit!
15:59I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year,
16:02while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:04Zip it, Jennifer!
16:05You're a completely lost Oz!
16:10Mom!
16:11Mom!
16:16Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty,
16:19but you brought the sea god's haul down on us.
16:21Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:27Back off, you ugly witch!
16:29Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:38You little maggots!
16:40This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:44You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:54You dirty little bastards!
16:57Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:02No!
17:03Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:06My skin!
17:07I'll take the hit!
17:08Just don't touch them!
17:12Jennifer!
17:13This is your goddamn fault!
17:15If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards,
17:19we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:21No, put this all on me!
17:23Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:26They're your own flesh and blood!
17:28For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:30Get the hell off me!
17:32I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:33What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:36Skin them alive already!
17:43These mortals!
17:45No!
17:46These monsters!
17:47How dare they stoop this low!
17:52Screw it!
17:53I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:02Thomas, stop!
18:03You know the rules!
18:05If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate!
18:08You'll be wiped from existence!
18:15Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:26Do it like this!
18:28Put your backs into it!
18:29If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:32I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:39I can't stomach this anymore!
18:42Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:50Wait, Samus!
18:52I feel the power of the sea god!
19:11Back the hell off!
19:22Look!
19:23It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:25The boss is actually back!
19:29Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here!
19:32I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:35It's really you?
19:36Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:40Look!
19:40This is Chris and Sophia!
19:43Our kids!
19:45Dad!
19:46We totally knew it was you!
19:48You actually came back!
19:50What in the hell just happened?
19:53Jesus!
19:53How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:55Father, forget that look over there!
19:58That filthy beggar is back!
20:00Talk!
20:02Right now!
20:03Who did this?
20:05Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:09You don't get to question us!
20:11Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:14They brought this shitstorm on us!
20:16As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:20Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:22These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:25Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:27I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:37You absolute clowns!
20:39You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:43without realizing I am the sea god!
21:01Oh, Poseidon!
21:02Holy crap!
21:03He really is the sea god!
21:05Oh, great sea god!
21:06Please forgive us!
21:07Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings!
21:10We're innocent!
21:11Don't buy his bullshit!
21:12Open your eyes!
21:13It's just a cheap dark magic trick!
21:16If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat!
21:19He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god!
21:22If the real god finds out we worshipped a damn warlock, we're cooked!
21:26We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out!
21:30You arrogant, brain-death mortals!
21:33You tortured my wife and kids!
21:36So now, I'm Thing Terrive, I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath!
21:41I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with!
21:51No freaking way!
21:52Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:03Ha!
22:04Look at that!
22:05I totally called it!
22:07This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:18What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:36Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:40You brain-dead idiots!
22:42The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:47Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:50Step on it!
22:51If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map!
22:55The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:57Freeze!
22:59Look!
22:59He's running on fumes!
23:01Now's our window to take this warwick out!
23:04What the hell is going on?
23:07Enough!
23:08I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:10But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:16You gullible morons.
23:18Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:22Like the sea-dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:25Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air.
23:29I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic.
23:37Damn straight.
23:39A true god is untouchable.
23:42You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:45And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:49Right now.
24:03Un-freakin'-believable.
24:06The guy's literally made of steel.
24:11Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:17You unrepentant mortals.
24:20You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:24You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:27Time to face the music!
24:33Holy crap!
24:35He really is the sea god!
24:36We are dead meat!
24:42What just happened?
24:43Why am I running on empty?
24:44No.
24:45The coma.
24:46I've burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:53This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:56We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:59You absolute idiots!
25:00Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the sea god?
25:04He's just a wicked warlock!
25:06If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:11It's an ancient curse.
25:13I tank my powers fighting it off.
25:15That's why I'm weakened.
25:16You brain-dead sheep!
25:18Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:20Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:32Shut the hell up!
25:34Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:44A little birdie told me some crackpop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:52Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock.
25:54He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes.
25:57High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god.
26:01If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up.
26:10I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:14You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:19The high priest is his top servant.
26:22This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act.
26:26Make him pay!
26:30Thank god for the high priest.
26:33We almost bought the scam.
26:35The sea god would have been pissed.
26:38And we'd be dead meat.
26:42What a joke.
26:43I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:45He's full of shit.
26:47You arrogant little speck.
26:49Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:52You son of a bitch!
26:53How dare you slander me!
26:55I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:21Holy crap!
27:22What's happening?
27:23The high priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:25Is that guy actually the sea god?
27:31Bullshit!
27:32Impossible!
27:33Yeah, that was the sea god's wrath!
27:36Warning me!
27:37Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:41Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:45Oh, it was his wrath, alright.
27:47But who do you think called it down?
27:50Listen up!
27:51Defy the sea god!
27:53And you'll get worse than lightning!
27:55He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:12Ignorant sheep.
28:28No freaking way!
28:38No freaking way!
28:40No freaking way!
28:43Leaders couldn't lay a finger on my family!
28:48Guys, listen.
28:49There is zero chance he's the sea god.
28:51Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:53It's a joke!
28:54He's a cheap warlock!
28:56Hold the line!
28:57Did you idiots forget his orders?
28:59Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave?
29:01We're dead meat if you back down!
29:04But his voodoo is too strong.
29:06We can't even dent this freakish water wall.
29:10Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole.
29:12Hurl every sharp object we've got.
29:14Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force mailed.
29:24Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air?
29:29Are you actually the Sea God?
29:32You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:38Alright, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:45Watch and weep, warlock!
29:48I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the Sea God's anchor!
29:58Trident, shield Genevieve!
30:12Trident, shield Genevieve!
30:25Are you kidding me?
30:27How did the Sea God's anchor snap like a twig?
30:29Who the hell are you?
30:32I warned you, you absolute fools.
30:35Open your damn eyes!
30:36This is the trident, the ultimate symbol of the ocean, and I am its master, Poseidon, the Sea God.
30:45The Sea God? He actually is the Sea God.
30:48Sweet Jesus, what the hell have I done?
30:52You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years, just to line your own pockets!
30:58That is an unforgivable sin!
31:07No, almighty Sea God! Mercy!
31:10William brain-matched us!
31:11We never wanted to hurt your family!
31:14Lord decided, please spare us!
31:17Jennifer, these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell.
31:21It's your call.
31:23How do you want me to finish them?
31:24No!
31:26Jennifer, my precious daughter, don't do this!
31:28You know me, I would never truly hurt you!
31:30Okay, I screwed up, I admit it.
31:33But I see the light now, we share the same blood, we're family!
31:37Please, Jennifer, don't let them wipe us off the map over a grudge.
31:41Think of the kids!
31:43Exactly!
31:44Jennifer, my sweet sister!
31:46We share the same blood.
31:48I swear to God, I'll never pull this shit again!
31:51Please, cut up the brakes!
31:57Honey, I'm not a monster like them.
31:59They still share blood with our kids.
32:02I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads.
32:06Let's just walk away.
32:07I just want a peaceful life.
32:31Well, look at you, gorgeous!
32:34You must be my boy, Poseidon's wife.
32:38Absolutely stunning.
32:50Mother.
32:52Oh my goodness!
32:53And who are these two adorable little monkeys?
32:58Mother, these are the kids Jennifer gave me.
33:01Pretty cute, right?
33:03Grandma!
33:04Grandma!
33:07Are you kidding me?
33:09Nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot!
33:14I packed way too light.
33:16But don't worry, darlings.
33:18Grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home.
33:25What the actual hell?
33:28I've never seen this much gold.
33:32One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet.
33:41Come along, my precious grandbabies.
33:44Let Grandma show you how we do real gifts.
34:08Take a look, kiddos.
34:09A little welcome gift from Grandma.
34:12What do you think?
34:13We'd love anything you give us, Grandma.
34:15But there's literally nothing here.
34:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
34:25Hooray!
34:27Ha ha ha!
34:43Whoa!
34:45Whoa!
34:45This is freaking awesome!
34:47Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:50Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:52Jennifer, my dear,
34:53slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:57This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:59And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:02Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:05No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:11Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:14Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:18Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's mother.
35:20She's gonna skin me alive!
35:22Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:25Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:29You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:35Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:39I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:43I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack. Bad grandma.
35:46Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:49Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:51Break it all! Bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:55Thank you, Mother.
35:57Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:59This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:03Treat her like royalty or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:06Mother, chill!
36:07I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:11I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:15I'll grab it the second we can't breath her, babe.
36:20Hold the phone. I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:29Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer. This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:33You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:36Consider this a my bad care package. A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:40Zeus, you absolute meathead. Did you completely forget?
36:43Jennifer is still 100% human. Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:48Ah, crap. My bad, Jennifer. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Brain frat.
36:54Hand it over.
36:57I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:03Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bearspone and my family missed it.
37:07Let's do a massive blowout. Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:11Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:13Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:16We'd stick out like Sarethes partying with actual gods.
37:19I'm just really freaked out. Are they gonna act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:25We don't need them. Just you and Dad is enough.
37:31My poor sweet babies, you've been through the wrencher.
37:34Listen to Grandma, okay? That nightmare is over.
37:37None of my kids are toxic snobs like that. They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:41Damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:43And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:49you.
37:49Okay, Besteiden. I trust you.
38:01The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:07Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:16Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:25Jennifer, go nuts. Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:30Up here, we use magic power like cash, and Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:43I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:48I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:53Obviously.
38:54But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:04Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:06By the almighty ocean.
39:08My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:12Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:14I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:17Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:20Just rock these around the palace.
39:22This is just...
39:23Thank you so, so much.
39:24We absolutely love it.
39:27Don't mention it, but hey, Grandma, Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:32We need to put some meat on them.
39:34Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:36Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:40She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:42You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:44This is way too much.
39:46Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:50Listen to me.
39:51You need to seriously carb load.
39:53Damn right.
39:53Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:55Don't fight us.
39:56Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:04Hey there, Jennifer, come on over.
40:06Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:17Awesome!
40:18I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:26Come on, Jennifer, let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:29Say ah.
40:30Ah!
40:34Ah!
40:46Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:48Mother went totally overboard.
40:50If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:52I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:53No sweat.
40:54Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:56I'm obsessed with it.
41:01Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:05What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:08Oh, honey, no.
41:11Three kids?
41:12I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:14Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:16Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:19Our kids will never be alone.
41:22Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:26I'd put her on speed dial.
41:27You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:29All right, all right.
41:31You're the boss.
41:35Oh!
41:36Oh!
41:39Oh!
41:41Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:46Oh!
41:50God, Jennifer, you're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:04Grandma, where's mom?
42:06She's the VIP today.
42:08Why is she MIA?
42:10Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:12Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:17Hey, Pesteiden, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:20Did we hit a snag?
42:23Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:26She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:28I just slipped out.
42:30Freaking believable.
42:31The wedding is literally about to start.
42:33Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:35All right, Mother, chill.
42:36I'm going to get her right now.
42:44All right, Mother, chill.
42:46Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:49It's our damn wedding day.
42:50I'm going to be so late.
42:51I've got to sprint.
42:59Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:03Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:18I'm real.
43:20What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:25Hey, gorgeous.
43:26Hades, god of the underworld.
43:28Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:31Yeah, hard pass.
43:32Not interested.
43:39Cute, but that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:49Back off!
44:01Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:08Well, color me shocked.
44:10Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:14You...
44:19Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:27What the hell is going on here?
44:31Hades!
44:32How did I raise such a scumbag?
44:35Apologize to Jennifer.
44:37Right now!
44:39My bad, Jennifer.
44:40Didn't know who you were.
44:41Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:43It'll make you completely immortal.
44:45Just let it slide, mother.
44:47The wedding's starting.
44:48Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:58In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:03From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:07I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:23Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us!
45:42Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:45We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:51All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:54Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:04Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:07This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:14If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:18Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:22I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:36I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:39Three days tops.
46:42And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:57And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:05Stay safe out there, honey.
47:09Dad, hurry back so we can play.
47:14Dad, hurry back so we can play.
47:26This is it.
47:28Look at this place.
47:30Hades better not be playing us.
47:32He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead.
47:38Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:40He's the god of the underworld.
47:43The sea god basically nuked our family.
47:46Lord Hades is our only lifeline.
47:55Over here!
47:57Bet you can't catch us.
47:59Chris, Sophia, slow down.
48:00You're going to eat dirt.
48:02We don't care if we get hurt.
48:04When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds.
48:10You-ho, Jennifer, come look who's here.
48:14Why the hell is the door locked?
48:17We're your flesh and blood.
48:19Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:22Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:28Son of a bitch!
48:30Hades called it.
48:31The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:34Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:38Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:40Are you brain dead?
48:43We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:47Now we're homeless!
48:49You owe us!
48:57Cut the crap!
48:58You made my life a living hell back then.
49:00Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:03Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood.
49:06Are you just going to watch me get hunted down every day?
49:10Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:13A few table grabs could save our family!
49:16Yeah, Jennifer!
49:18Just bail us out this once!
49:20Consider it rent for housing you!
49:23We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:27Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:29Stop giving them handouts.
49:32But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:41You better keep your word.
49:43Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:51Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:54I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:07Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:11They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:15Please!
50:16Open the damn door!
50:17Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:21This is 100% on you!
50:23You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:29I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:31The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:34If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:37Jennifer, are you really going to watch your father get slaughtered?
50:39Make your mother a widow?
50:40If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:06How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:08Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:12We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:15Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:19No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:30Unreal!
51:30Look at this mother-lod!
51:32Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:36Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:39We do!
51:44Check out this palace.
51:46The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:48We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:50You brain-dead idiots!
51:52Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:53Move your asses!
51:55Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:59Right!
52:00Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:03What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:05When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:08Yeah!
52:09You stupid jerks!
52:11If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:15Give me a break!
52:17How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:21He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:27No!
52:28Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:47Not bad at all.
52:48Like we agree, I'm going to reward you freaks very handsome.
52:53You're the best Lord Hades! Thank you!
52:58Get your hands off her!
53:07Get your hands off her!
53:23I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:31Jennifer, you were in real danger. Why didn't you call me?
53:36Honey, I'm so sorry. I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:40I'm just a useless mortal. I can't keep dragging you down.
53:45Look at me, babe. We're married.
53:48Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:51I already missed nine years.
53:57Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:04I get it, honey. I promise.
54:14And as for these psychos,
54:17they've crossed the line too many times.
54:20Even if you want to give them a pass, I'm going to slaughter every last one of them.
54:31Almighty Sea God, please!
54:33You've got it all wrong.
54:34We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut,
54:38hooking up with another guy.
54:41We were protecting your honor.
54:43Exactly!
54:44If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude.
54:47Honestly, you should be thanking us.
54:49You're all sick in the head.
54:51I'm going to wipe you off the face of the earth.
54:54He tears.
54:57He tears.
54:59He tears.
55:03He tears.
55:03He tears.
55:04He tears.
55:04I'm almost alone.
55:09He tears.
55:18I'm going to help you.
55:20You're all right.
55:21You're not tooσω限.
55:33Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:35I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:40Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:42If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:51Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:54Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:02Come on, Jennifer.
56:04Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:09Poseidon, please, get up!
56:11Jennifer, get over here.
56:12Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:17Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:20Get over here, Jennifer.
56:22Or I swear, I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:28Don't.
56:30Jennifer, listen to me.
56:32If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:37Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:44I'll do it.
56:46I agree to whatever you want.
56:50Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:10You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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