00:00I hear Love Island is over, and so I thought it was a good time to say never watched an
00:06episode.
00:06Never?
00:07And while it does sound like I'm bragging, because I am, I'm also wondering, did I miss out?
00:12It's like a microcosm of everything that's wrong with men and women today,
00:17and that is endlessly watchable, and yet beautiful love stories do emerge.
00:23I don't know, I just hear all this chatter, and they use these weird words like lustful.
00:27I feel like it's a lustful relationship.
00:30Lustful was a big buzzword this season.
00:32Is it good to be lustful, or is it bad?
00:35Depends on who you ask.
00:37Okay, the whole show is about horny people, right?
00:39Like, imagine The Bachelor, but you immediately have to open-mouth kiss every single person,
00:45and that's how you decide who you want to couple up with.
00:47Oh, that's how you decide?
00:49A lot of the time.
00:50Now, why would I want to watch this over season one of Hunting Wives or Heated Rivalry?
00:55Like, if I'm going to get my horny people, I want it to look pretty.
01:00I don't want the toe stuff.
01:02I didn't know that that fetish was as rampant as it seems to be, based on the toe licking and
01:08sucking.
01:09Suck a little toe.
01:10These people are walking around barefoot all day in the hot Fiji sun, sweating.
01:15So, when you say these people fall in love, they just trauma bond.
01:18They're not in love.
01:20They're trauma bonded.
01:21It is a lot of trauma bonding, I have to say.
01:23If you get there, and you're in the mix, and you meet everyone, and you're like,
01:27no thanks, does that ever happen?
01:28So, actually, I have a beautiful story to tell you.
01:30This season, there was a young lady named Trinity who really came out of the gate.
01:35It was very clear that she was born to be a reality TV star.
01:38It was revealed in a challenge.
01:40She was telling a story about how she was hooking up with a guy in the backseat of her mom's
01:44car.
01:44The story she told was so crazy, and her rationale was, well, you know, it was daylight savings time.
01:49I guess crazy stuff does happen when you shift back an hour.
01:53She coupled up with this young man named Bryce.
01:56He's a very sweet soul, and they had, I wouldn't even call it a friendship.
01:58There were, like, acquaintances, like, work acquaintances, and over time, hour by hour, week by week,
02:05they built the most beautiful love story.
02:07They just won the whole show.
02:09Trinity and Bryce!
02:11People were going crazy.
02:12No one saw this coming.
02:13No one saw it coming.
02:14With this very unlikely duo, it's, like, a beautiful story.
02:17Time will tell.
02:17We'll see who sticks around, but I really think Bryce and Trinity are the new Nick and Alandria in it
02:22for the long haul.
02:23They are the ones to watch, for sure.
02:25So I did miss the best show of the summer, even though it was 314 episodes, you say.
02:31Dude, I'm doing two-a-days.
02:32I'm doing UK shows.
02:33You have a full-time job.
02:34It's a good background show.
02:35You can cook.
02:36I love to cook watching people suck each other's toes.
02:38I find it good inspiration.
02:40I find it good inspiration.
02:41I find it good inspiration.
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