00:18You're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious about that yes I
00:25thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:45you're taking stuff with the water boy uniform but pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the NFL
00:59with my
01:11name on it dad son check MSC you need to look at the NFL draft now
01:27my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to
01:34California in the morning I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow I we knew long distance could be a
01:52possibility we can make it work yeah my biggest dream has always been the NFL but
02:02Hayden's my first love the one who made it safe for me to be gay can I take this next
02:07step without it
02:26oh wait wait wait everyone don't sign yet I want to get this on video the moment my son well
02:33well our son
02:35joins the NFL
02:38Kaden come here I need you here for this
02:42come on son
02:57I'm turning down the NFL
03:04son playing football for the NFL has been your dream so you could walk why would you give that up
03:10come on dad the Cobras are all the way in California it's across the country from Ivy
03:17don't try to change my mind I know what I'm doing
03:22you cannot give up your dream for some some boy mom Hayden isn't just some boy okay
03:28son we got a way to think about this come on son really come on there's long distance right we
03:34can fly him out it's fine
03:35you are so stupid right now
03:37oh my god enough okay no one's gonna change my mind Kaden is more important to me
03:44son son
03:46Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me
03:50first you turn my son gay and now you're ruining his life
03:54I didn't turn him gay
03:55you are the worst mistake
03:57he has made in his life
03:58break up with him
04:00I would never do that I love him
04:02oh you love him
04:04he is giving up his future for you
04:06tell me Kaden would you actually give up Ivy for him
04:11I will talk to Donovan
04:13I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes
04:16no
04:17didn't you see what happened in Minnesota
04:19if he is ever caught with you his career is over
04:24this is what happens to gay professional football players
04:29Hayden
04:29if you truly love him
04:32break up with him
04:34and make it hurt so bad that he runs to California
04:37and he never looks back
04:39that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you
04:43otherwise
04:44he will wake up one day
04:46and he will realize he wasted his life on you
04:51and he will hate you for it
04:54you look to me so innocent
04:58I never was the one to judge you
05:13I can't let him give up his dreams for me
05:16if it's meant to be
05:17we'll find our way back to each other
05:23okay
05:24Kaden
05:27I've loved you since
05:28you dyed me in wonderful colors
05:31will you marry me?
05:33Kaden
05:35marry me
05:37you know you want to
05:42why am I nervous?
05:44no matter what I say
05:46Kaden will say yes
05:50looking good one
05:55I want to break up
06:03oh my god dude
06:05I thought you were serious or something
06:06I am serious
06:08I want a fresh start
06:11new school
06:12new pool of men
06:15what do you mean
06:16we talked about
06:18you were just a high school experiment
06:20it's over now
06:21it's time to move on
06:23I don't believe you
06:25Kaden
06:26come on
06:27if something is wrong
06:29talk to me about it
06:31we can't break up
06:33and he will realize
06:35he wasted his life
06:36on you
06:37and he will hate you for it
06:41I found someone better
06:43you gotta
06:44hit the road soon
06:45babe
06:47I don't fucking believe this
06:49believe what you want
06:50it's over
07:01if you don't want to be together
07:03you're fine
07:04but
07:06you're my best friend
07:09I can't lose that
07:14I've been here for a while
07:15and I'm impatient
07:16compliant
07:17think it's worth the wait
07:19to just try this
07:20cause I like you
07:21what do you do
07:22you don't seem to see
07:23the good I do
07:25I'm sorry Donovan
07:27you won't go and join the NFL
07:29if I don't cut you off
07:32staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
07:38say that again
07:40I dare you
07:41I dare you
07:46I don't want to be your boyfriend
07:48or your friend
07:52then I guess that makes us enemies
08:07okay
08:07I think he bought it
08:09honestly didn't think I could pull it off
08:11how do you think I did
08:14hey
08:15hey Caden
08:18you don't have to do this
08:20I do
08:21I do have to do this
08:22I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams
08:28that's not up to you
08:30that's up to him
08:33he'll understand eventually
08:35you'll see
08:39please come
08:42please
09:05tell him I changed my mind
09:09I'm gonna sign with the NFL
09:19you think I'm disposable
09:21just wait Caden
09:23I'll get so big
09:25you won't be able to escape me
09:34goddammit
09:35we need bigger athletes
09:37how are we gonna stand out here in Boston
09:39all ideas welcome
09:40a signing bonus
09:41like a big one
09:42or a free car
09:43like a Hummer
09:45throw parties with influencers
09:46could make us look really cool
09:48we could turn overlooked talent into household names
09:51did I tell you to sit
09:53clean this shit up
09:54then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house
09:57I have ideas to pitch
09:58what does a fudge packer like you know about sports
10:02you are the diversity hire
10:04okay I didn't want you here
10:05if you don't like it you can leave
10:07if you fire me I won't meet the credits to graduate college
10:10then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch
10:14don't get guys left at?
10:19yeah
10:19yeah I gotta take this
10:20here
10:21watch this press conference
10:22we'll discuss after
10:24hey don't forget to clean up
10:26this has no sugar in it
10:28and you're ruining my fucking day okay?
10:32Mr. Miller
10:33you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
10:36and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL
10:40what motivates you?
10:42easy
10:43my first love from high school
10:49Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years
10:52not since our breakup
10:55but going back in the closet
10:56made him the biggest most loved quarterback in the world
11:00how romantic
11:01the love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
11:06that love inspired me
11:08once
11:09until I got dumped for another guy
11:12then hate became the bigger motivator
11:16there's a rumor you got a career ending injury in last year's championships
11:19is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
11:22I tore my ACL in the championship that's true
11:25but I will be back by the end of the season
11:27does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
11:31come on
11:33I guess we'll just have to wait and see
11:38I mean what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
11:41some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of
11:44I mean she's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people
11:49is it Maple whatever
11:51Maple Hills
11:53there are 800 students
11:57you know the enrollment?
12:00you weren't there?
12:01oh my god
12:04you're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
12:10oh
12:11oh my god
12:13you see his face
12:15I bet that's one of his fantasies
12:17getting bug banged by the star QB
12:20did Donovan even know you existed?
12:24yes
12:26we crossed paths
12:40I've never kissed a guy before
12:43am I doing it right?
12:45am I doing it right?
12:47Donovan did know me
12:48oh yeah maybe in your dreams bud
12:50fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller
12:54not only did he know who I am
12:56I helped him win a state championship senior year
12:58oh my god
12:59this Dwayne Peepai actually believes his fantasies are real
13:02well
13:04try cleaning now
13:07we told him
13:09we have a huge potential client in tomorrow
13:12everybody dress for success
13:14I need you on your A game
13:15we need to sign this guy
13:18who is it?
13:21Donovan Miller
13:22oh
13:23oh
13:25looks like Kate's fantasy is about to come to life
13:28huh
13:28ha
13:29ha
13:30ha
13:36sorry for teasing you
13:37we just like to rip the newbies
13:39we cool
13:45ooh
13:46heads up
13:47tomorrow is steam day
13:48if you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller
13:50Dick will love it
13:53I have Donovan's old jersey
13:55will this make Dick take me seriously?
14:12what you doing?
14:14staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
14:18I was looking something up for my internship
14:21right
14:22and I'm wearing all black
14:26you should quit
14:27they treat you like shit
14:29I can't
14:31they are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and
14:35I need an intern credit to graduate
14:38Donovan has no idea does he?
14:41that you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college
14:47I don't know man
14:50I think you should tell him
14:52he doesn't want to hear from me
14:54besides I'll
14:55I'll never see him again so it doesn't matter
14:59good morning class
15:00please open your books to page 42
15:22welcome to Boston Mr. Miller
15:24welcome to Boston Mr. Miller
15:26welcome to Boston Mr. Miller
15:37what is going on at the
15:42why is the room like this?
15:45because Donovan is here
15:48you're lying
15:52but I haven't seen him since
15:55it's been three years
15:57okay well get ready because
15:59Aaron's about to bring him in
16:02here he is
16:04a Donovan who actually knows you exist
16:08now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies
16:12come on Caden kiss him
16:14kiss your big quarterback crush
16:17because the cars weren't he can have the real thing
16:27it's been years since I broke up with Donovan so he joined the NFL
16:32and I'm still not over him
16:37what the hell is going on in here?
16:39sir it looks like Caden
16:41knew that Donovan was coming today
16:43and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest
16:45mhm
16:46you are my biggest fan?
16:54still a bully
16:56you haven't changed at all have you?
17:08come here
17:08Camille
17:14you're not fucking funny
17:15now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract
17:18goodbye
17:30no
17:31no
17:31no
17:34no
17:34no
17:40you kept my jersey
17:43that back I don't want
17:44I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
17:56you won't wear glasses
18:00it's been three years
18:02I upgraded to contacts
18:05I liked you better before
18:07what do you want?
18:09I want you to be honest for once
18:11about why you dumped me back then
18:13me?
18:14after you pretended to not know me up there?
18:21no
18:21aren't you curious about why I'm here?
18:25you got traded to the Bobcats
18:28okay
18:29I had five offers
18:32why do you think I chose Boston?
18:34they're a strong scoring record
18:36don't be stupid Caden
18:39I came here for you
18:48I am
18:48I am
18:49I am
18:49I am
18:49a
