00:00I thought I was going to be late for the midterm, but the professor extended the time.
00:04That's lucky. Are we still on for studying later?
00:08Hey, Alex, can I ask you something a bit embarrassing?
00:11That already sounds suspicious. What is it?
00:13You know Monica, right? She's friends with your sister.
00:15Why? Well, I kind of like her. Actually, I like her a lot.
00:18Wait, seriously? Since when?
00:20Since that party at your house last month.
00:22She was really nice to me, and we talked for a while.
00:25I haven't been able to stop thinking about her.
00:26Wow, I didn't know that. So what does this have to do with me?
00:30Maybe you could talk to Diane for me.
00:31Talk to my sister? About what?
00:33Maybe she could ask Monica if she'd be interested in going on a date with me.
00:36So you want my sister to set you up with her friend? Why don't you ask directly?
00:39I'd love to, but I barely see her. I'm not part of that circle.
00:43Yeah, fair point. So will you help me?
00:46Sure, I'll help. But I'm not guaranteeing anything, all right?
00:50I'm just letting you know. Yeah, that's fine, man.
01:01Hey, sis. Can I ask you a favor?
01:03What is it?
01:04My friend Eric likes your friend Monica.
01:06Could you ask her if she'd go on a date with him?
01:08No, I'm not doing that.
01:10Yeah, why not? He doesn't have a way to contact her.
01:12That's not my problem. If he likes her, he should ask her himself.
01:16So you won't even ask?
01:17Nope. I'm not getting involved.
01:24Looks like I'll have to ask Monica myself, using your body.
01:38Time to leave this body.
01:46Now let's find my sister.
01:53Let me borrow your body for a while, sis.
01:59Monica, can you come meet me?
02:02I need to talk to you.
02:06Hey, girl. What's up?
02:07You called me out of the blue. What's going on?
02:10Well, there's something I wanted to ask you.
02:12Do you remember Eric? My friend? I mean, Alex's friend.
02:16Oh, you mean that nerdy guy with glasses?
02:18Yeah, I remember him. What about him?
02:19I was wondering if you'd want to go on a date with him.
02:21What? Diane, he's not my type.
02:23I'm into muscular, athletic guys.
02:25You know that.
02:26Yeah, right.
02:27So I guess you're not interested?
02:29Nope.
02:30Anyway, since I'm already out, want to go shopping?
02:34I'll be right back. I need to use the restroom.
02:40Thanks for letting me use your body, sis!
02:43Oh!
02:46Looks like I'll have to go tell Eric the bad news.
02:51So, about what I asked you earlier?
02:53Well, um, about that.
02:55If she agrees to a date, I'll give you something you really want.
02:58What? Why?
02:59You're my only way to reach her, and I just want one chance. That's all.
03:03Just one date?
03:04Yeah, that's enough for me.
03:06Wait a minute. If it's just one date, maybe I can.
03:10That's actually a pretty good deal for the reward.
03:14Well, looks like Monica said yes.
03:16Seriously?
03:16Yeah, my sister just texted me, but don't forget your promise.
03:19Don't worry. You'll get your reward.
03:21So, good luck on your date, Eric.
03:23Just behave yourself, all right?
03:37Possession success.
03:39Are you okay?
03:40I'm fine, sis.
03:41I mean, Diane.
03:43Just a little dizzy.
03:46Sorry, Diane. I just remembered I've got something to do. I'll see you later.
03:49Wait, we didn't even hug goodbye.
03:51You're kind of acting weird today.
03:56Hello?
03:57Hello, Eric.
03:58It's Alec. I mean, Monica.
04:01Monica?
04:03How did you get my number?
04:05Oh.
04:06Uh, Alex gave me your number.
04:09Anyway, are you free?
04:11Want to go on a date right now?
04:13Huh?
04:14Right now?
04:16Sure.
04:18Where do you want to meet?
04:20Great. Let's meet at Moonlight Cafe.
04:22Bye.
04:24Poor Eric.
04:25Today, I'll pretend to be a seductive Monica
04:28and make your dream come true.
04:36Come on.
04:38Sorry I'm late. The traffic was terrible.
04:40No worries. I just got here.
04:42Really?
04:46What can I get for you?
04:49I'll have a black coffee, please.
04:51Same for me, please.
04:52Huh. I didn't know you liked black coffee.
04:54I figured you'd go for something sweeter.
04:57Oh, I-I felt like trying something new.
05:03I still can't believe you finally agreed to get coffee with me, Monica.
05:07I've got to say, you look absolutely stunning today.
05:10Oh, whatever. I mean, thanks, Eric.
05:14You're looking pretty stacked yourself.
05:17Stacked?
05:18Uh, yeah, a little bit.
05:20Just trying to stay in shape.
05:22I really wanted to make a good impression on you.
05:29Here are your two black coffees.
05:31Thanks, beautiful.
05:33You know, the way you talk reminds me of my friend Alex.
05:37What? No, I-I am completely normal and definitely Monica.
05:47Huh. Sure. If you say so.
05:50So then I told the Arch Lich,
05:51your phylactery is showing and everyone laughed.
05:54Oh, man, this is going to be a long, long date.
05:57Incredible.
06:01You know, I was just reading the most interesting article about ancient...
06:05Ugh, this is so boring.
06:07Let's spice things up a little.
06:10So, Eric,
06:12what are you like in a girl?
06:15I've caught you staring at my tits for a while now.
06:18Curious, aren't you?
06:20I-I-I'm not...
06:22Come on.
06:23I know you've been wanting to touch my tits.
06:25I know you too well, Eric.
06:27You know me that well?
06:29But this is our first date, Monica.
06:31Damn it.
06:31Eric, you idiot.
06:33Your instincts are way too good.
06:35Anyway, go ahead and give them a squeeze.
06:37You have my permission.
06:44Soft, right?
06:46Do you like it?
06:49Monica!
06:51There's something I've wanted to tell you.
06:53Hmm?
06:54I know this might sound sudden,
06:58but...
06:59I really like you.
07:02I have for a long time.
07:04Crap.
07:05This is exactly what I was hoping wouldn't happen.
07:07You don't have to answer right away, but...
07:10I wanted to be honest.
07:11I can't say yes.
07:13The real Monica wouldn't.
07:14If I do, I'll only make things worse.
07:17Eric,
07:18thank you for telling me.
07:20So,
07:20does that mean...
07:21You're someone I genuinely care about,
07:24but only as a friend.
07:27I see.
07:29I'm really sorry.
07:31I don't want to give you false hope.
07:33It wouldn't be fair to either of us.
07:35Sorry, dude.
07:36I think this is the best way to end it.
07:38I think this is the best way to end it.
07:38I think this is the best way to end it.
07:40I think this is the best way to end it.
07:42I think this is the best way to end it.
07:45So, how did your date with Monica go?
07:48It went pretty well,
07:49but in the end, she turned me down.
07:51It really sucks.
07:53Come on.
07:53At least you got to touch your tits.
07:55Yeah, I guess.
07:57Wait a second.
07:58How do you know that?
08:00I just got lucky with my guess.
08:02That's all.
08:04Really?
08:05Anyway, don't forget the promise you made.
08:08Yeah, yeah.
08:10Just tell me what you want.
08:11Then let me borrow your PS5 for a while.
08:13Fine.
08:14But seriously?
08:15You don't feel bad for me at all?
08:16I literally just got rejected
08:17after confessing my feelings.
08:19All right then.
08:19I'll treat you to burgers
08:20from your favorite place.
08:22Deal.
08:22Deal.
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