00:00I'm here, I'm here, I'm here...
00:42Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of the evening, and it is a special Texas
00:49Deathmatch.
00:50In this match, there must be a winner.
00:53There will be no time limits, no disqualifications, no stopping the match because of blood, and
01:01no count outs.
01:04Balls can be taken anywhere in the ring, or anywhere in the building.
01:09Balls do not count in the outcome of the match.
01:15If one wrestler pins another, there will be a 30-second rest period, after which the
01:22wrestler will have 10 minutes to answer, 10 seconds to answer the bell.
01:29If he fails to do so, his opponent will be declared the winner.
01:36And now, ladies and gentlemen, here are your participants.
01:41Introducing first, he is represented by the Cosmic Commander, and hails from Lexington,
01:48Tennessee.
01:49Weighing at 222 pounds, he is hot stuff, Eddie Gilbert.
01:58And his opponent hails from the Double Cross Ranch in Amarillo, Texas.
02:05He weighs in at 240 pounds, he is Terry Funk.
02:11Peter Funk!
02:19Speaker 1 deprived!
02:21an
02:36Speaker 5
02:39King
02:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:50There's 30 seconds.
05:0715 seconds.
05:1210, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
05:23They now have a 10 count.
05:26They now have a 10 count.
05:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:35Oh, oh, oh.
05:42Oh, oh.
05:44Oh, oh.
06:0930 seconds.
06:2415 seconds, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
06:40Surrey Park now has the 8-10 count.
06:43Whoo!
06:45Whoo!
06:47Whoo!
06:47Oh my God!
06:53Hi!
06:54Oh my God!
06:56No!
07:01Oh my God!
07:04I told you good whoever made it!
07:11Yeah!
07:36Come on, Gilbert.
07:43Come on, Gilbert.
08:11Come on, Gilbert.
08:13Get him hot stuff.
08:15Get him hot.
08:17Get him.
08:19Get him.
08:23Get him.
08:27Get him.
08:35Get him.
08:43Get him.
08:48Get him.
08:49Get him.
08:51Get him.
08:52Get him.
09:02Get him.
09:10Get him.
09:14Get him.
09:15Get him.
09:16Get him.
09:18Get him.
09:31I'm the prettiest boy.
09:37All right, people.
09:44Let's go.
09:59Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:01Let's go.
10:06Let's go.
10:08Let's go.
10:24You're right.
10:33You're right.
10:46Oh
11:10Come on!
11:13Come on!
11:23Excuse me!
11:24Excuse me!
11:28Come on!
11:29Come on!
11:35Come on!
11:36Come on!
11:37Come on!
11:37Come on!
11:55Come on!
11:57Come on!
12:10Come on!
12:13Come on!
12:15Come on!
12:15Come on!
12:16Come on!
12:22Oh!
12:24Oh!
12:40Oh!
12:41Oh!
12:42Oh!
12:43Very struck!
12:43Very struck right now!
12:4615 seconds, I can count.
12:4815, 15, 10, 8, 7, 8, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 4.
13:24Come on, come on, get it back.
13:26Why are you pulling him?
13:46Come on, get it back.
13:49Come on, get it back.
14:22I'm going to kick this fuck in here.
14:25Please, Mr. Fuckin' Man.
14:27Asshole.
14:28Excuse me.
14:40I'm going to kick this fuck out of here.
15:03I'm going to kick this fuck out of here.
15:07I'm going to kick this fuck out of here.
15:17I'm going to kick this fuck out of here.
15:24You get up!
15:29You get up!
15:30You get up!
15:30You get up!
15:3810 seconds.
15:4210, 5, 8, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
15:5410 seconds.
15:5710 seconds.
21:0015 seconds.
21:0210 seconds.
21:0410 seconds.
21:0510 seconds.
21:07Seven.
21:09Seven.
21:09Six.
21:10Five.
21:11Four.
21:12Three.
21:13Two.
21:14One.
21:15Zero.
21:31The match continues.
21:33The match continues.
21:44What the hell are you doing, man?
21:54What the hell are you doing with this?
22:09Get back in the way.
22:23What the hell is this? Come on down.
22:25What the fuck are you doing?
22:27After you get something back, you're ready.
22:30You're ready.
22:33Hand back, America.
22:37Hand back.
22:46Hand back.
22:59Hand back.
23:04Get out of here.
23:05Hey, Frank, wait a little tiny bit of this.
23:11Oh, no.
23:15Oh, no.
23:17Oh, no.
23:18Oh, no.
23:18Let's get back!
23:19Woo!
23:22Hey, for them, either.
23:24I'm gonna use the other one.
23:26I'm gonna use the other one.
23:29Let's go, Terry!
23:32Oh, my God.
23:34That's what happens when you get in there, people.
23:36We got so many Gilbert!
23:39Woo.
23:40It's time to have a good opportunity.
23:43It's time to have a good opportunity.
23:50Here, here, here!
23:51One, two, one, two, one.
23:55There, here, here, here, and the other microphone.
23:55One, two, one, two, one.
23:56One, two, one, three, three.
23:59We're running the microphone here and the other microphone.
24:11Yeah, baby, yeah.
24:23No, no, Lee stays with the manager.
24:34No, Lee stays with the manager.
24:38Oh, Lee stays with the manager.
25:00Let's go!
25:31Let's go, sir!
25:36Let's go!
25:37You got it down, sir!
25:39Hey, two, one, four, five, three!
25:44Let's go!
25:47Let's go!
25:49Let's go!
25:50Let's go, sir!
25:52Let's go!
25:53Oh, my God!
25:5430 seconds!
25:5830 seconds!
26:0530 seconds!
26:0630 seconds!
26:0730 seconds!
26:0830 seconds!
26:1130 seconds!
26:14Hey!
26:15Don't give me nothing!
26:18Hey!
26:20Hey!
26:2015 seconds!
26:24What?
26:38I can't get up!
26:42I can't get up!
26:44I can't get up!
26:45I can't get up!
26:46I can't get up!
26:49Hey, come on!
26:56I can't get up!
26:59Move this off!
27:00Take your fucking head off!
27:01He's going!
27:02I can't get up!
27:03One, two, three!
27:05All right!
27:11Let's go!
27:13There's going to be a winner this match, it takes a set match.
27:17There's going to be one, the first man from the team is the winner.
27:24Ladies and gentlemen, the third man joins the line right now.
27:29Therefore, they each have a takeout through what you're talking to me.
27:35There must be a winner, and therefore the first man to this team will be declared the winner.
27:42Let's go.
27:51Shut up!
27:53Shut up!
27:57Shut up!
27:57Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
28:24Oh, let's go, let's go.
28:54Let's go, let's go.
29:12Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
29:19Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
29:50Let's go, let's go.
29:58Let's go, let's go, let's go.
30:10Let's go, let's go.
30:22Let's go, let's go.
30:23Let's go, let's go.
30:30Let's go, let's go.
30:35Let's go, let's go.
30:39Let's go, let's go.
30:46Let's go, let's go.
30:58Let's go, let's go.
31:04Let's go.
31:07Let's go.
31:09Let's go.
31:20Let's go.
31:22Let's go.
31:25Let's go.
31:29Let's go.
31:51Let's go.
31:59Let's go.
32:03Let's go.
32:04Let's go.
32:07Let's go.
32:08Let's go.
32:12Let's go.
32:17Here you go!
32:19Here you go!
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