00:14The bowling contest is the first ever tag team table match.
00:19In order to determine a winner, the team must drive their opponents consecutively through the tables.
00:26Introducing first, at a combined weight of 556 pounds, Devon Camaray on Dudley Boys.
00:39The Dudley Boys have been introduced to this capacity crowd here at Madison Square Garden.
00:44A very unique matchup, the first ever tag team table match.
00:47Can you b-b-believe how ass-backwards the people in New York City are?
01:01You people actually cheer for those pretty boy punks, the Hardy Boys!
01:13But you have the nerve to boo a person, the greatest pitcher in the history of baseball, my new hero,
01:25John Rocker!
01:27Oh, no!
01:29Good grief.
01:32That's distasteful as it can be.
01:35If you idiots were smart, you would elect John Rocker as your mayor so he can clean up this miserable
01:45city.
01:46Well, John Rocker, that's Ted Turner.
01:49And as far as the Hardy Boys are concerned, you might as well take your head, put them between your
01:58legs, and kiss your stinking asses goodbye!
02:04And he didn't even stutter!
02:09They got a taxi cab hanging up on the rafters!
02:12Graffiti on the walls!
02:13And here come the Dudleys right after the Hardys!
02:16Hey!
02:16Remember, you gotta drive your opponents through consecutive tables here, offensively!
02:21Offensive moves!
02:23Putting your opponents through two tables!
02:27I've never seen anything like this, JR!
02:29Oh my gosh!
02:30Ow!
02:31Well, Nelson right into that powerbomb by Bubba Ray Dudley on Jeff Hardy,
02:35as Devon has Matt Hardy beating down in the corner!
02:39And the Dudleys are not wasting any time here!
02:40Hey!
02:41Here they go!
02:43The first table, these guys not wasting any time getting the furniture out!
02:50Remember, this is not for pinfalls or irrelevant, there's no disqualifications or count out here!
02:56The match only ends when both Hardeners have been driven through tables!
03:01Okay!
03:03Oh my gosh!
03:03Jeff Hardy on his way to crash that table, saved by his brother Matt, who just DDT'd Bubba!
03:13And Jeff Hardy!
03:14Oh my God!
03:16It's grief!
03:18Jeff Hardy, right over the top rope in Bubba Ray Dudley's face, as Jeff Hardy's trying to set up this
03:24table!
03:25And Matt Hardy grabbing a steel chair!
03:28We got tables and chairs!
03:30He's got, oh!
03:32Look out Bubba on the outside!
03:36And Devon!
03:37Oh man!
03:39Got a powerbomb!
03:41Suplex!
03:42Through the table!
03:43Table set up in the ring!
03:44No one has gone through the table yet!
03:46Nice suplex by Devon Dudley on Matt Hardy!
03:50Oh!
03:50Tearshot!
03:51My God!
03:54Uh-oh!
03:55That steel just ricocheted off the skull of Bubba Ray Dudley!
03:58And, oh, Jeff Hardy!
04:00I think I know what we're gonna see here!
04:02Look out, Jeff!
04:02On the rail!
04:03Oh!
04:05And he met the table all right!
04:07You got the worst end of that?
04:08I'm not really sure!
04:09Look!
04:10Bubba Dudley up on his feet!
04:12But he's reeling!
04:13Shot that table right in Jeff Hardy's face!
04:15No one has yet to go through a table!
04:18And remember, both partners must go through tables for this match to conclude!
04:25Oh, they got plenty of tables!
04:28Uh-oh!
04:31Bubba positioning that table in the ring now with Matt Hardy in a very precarious way!
04:37And now Bubba Ray!
04:38Goodbye, Matt!
04:40Bubba Ray on the second rope!
04:42No, look out!
04:42Matt Hardy is up!
04:44Matt Hardy is up!
04:46There's his brother Jeff!
04:48Here comes Devon!
04:50No, wait a minute!
04:50You don't think-
04:51A double suplex!
04:52No table!
04:53No table!
04:54Devon moved the table away!
04:56That was a smart move by Devon!
04:58A painful maneuver on Bubba Ray!
05:10Oh no!
05:11Look at this!
05:11And Matt Hardy just pulled a ladder!
05:14Wait, that's not a ladder match!
05:16It certainly isn't!
05:18But the Hardys are using that ladder to their advantage!
05:24And remember, there's no disqualification in this first ever Tag Team Tomai table matchup!
05:31Now, both members of a team have to be driven consecutively through a table in order for somebody to win!
05:36But what's the ladder in there for, JR?
05:38That's a-
05:39Yeah, that's a Hardys that!
05:41They're awful comfortable on ladders!
05:44We can remember that!
05:46Uh-oh!
05:48And again, Matt now setting a table up on the outside!
05:50There's Bubba out there!
05:51No one has gone through a table as of yet!
05:53Does it matter if the table's on the inside or at all?
05:55It doesn't matter if the table's on the inside of the ring or the outside!
05:58And another thunderous chair shot to the skull of Bubba Ray Dudley!
06:01Bubba's head has gone through two chairs!
06:03Does that count for anything?
06:05It counts for a hell of a headache on Monday morning!
06:07No!
06:08Wait a minute!
06:09Matt Hardy is setting that ladder up on the outside!
06:12Here comes Devon!
06:14Here comes Devon!
06:15Devon!
06:15Devon!
06:17Devon climbing the ladder as well!
06:20And Matt shoving Devon off the ladder!
06:23Bubba Ray on the table!
06:25Here we go!
06:27We got it!
06:28And both Hardys!
06:30Matt and Jeff!
06:32Going airborne!
06:33And that's the first person to a table!
06:35Now all they gotta do is get Devon through one and Hardy wins!
06:40Exactly right!
06:41It's that simple!
06:42Right now the Dudleys are in a sudden death situation!
06:45If Devon Dudley is put through a table offensively by the Hardys,
06:49either Hardy or both, then this match will be over!
06:52Holy shit!
06:53Holy shit!
06:54Man!
06:54A hard chair shot right in Devon Dudley's face!
07:00Watch this!
07:01Amazing!
07:02They came from everywhere!
07:04Jeff from the top rope!
07:07And Matt from the top of the ladder!
07:09Wow!
07:09They converged at the same time in a hostile mood on Bubba Ray Dudley!
07:15And Bubba is on!
07:16Bubba!
07:17He looks like a drunk!
07:19Bubba Ray's eyes are glazed over and it's not from eating donuts!
07:22Look at this!
07:23Look at this!
07:24Bubba may have a concussion there!
07:26Now the Hardys are rearranging some furniture now on the outside!
07:30What?
07:31Remember Devon Dudley now, he gets placed through this table!
07:34Wait a minute!
07:35This match is over!
07:36The Hardys win!
07:38The Hardys are, you talking about aggressive here, taking every chance in a book!
07:43Uh-oh!
07:44It's over right here!
07:45Yep!
07:46Matt Hardy on top!
07:47And on!
07:48What's up!
07:50Bubba Ray!
07:51And Jeff Hardy came first!
07:53A suicide dive!
07:55Pulling Devon Dudley's face!
07:57But the match is gonna continue!
07:59Devon was not on the table!
08:02Well!
08:04Oh my God!
08:07We just saw both!
08:09Okay, wait a minute!
08:11Matt Hardy went through a table!
08:13And then Jeff Hardy went through a table!
08:15But it's not over?
08:16Absolutely not!
08:18Gotta be an offensive move!
08:19The Dudleys must put the Hardys through a table!
08:21The Hardys can't put themselves through a table.
08:23This match continues in other words.
08:26And remember, Devon Dudley's got to keep from going through a table here,
08:29for the Dudley's to not lose.
08:31Well, I don't think the Dudley's want this to end anyway.
08:32They seem to be enjoying themselves now.
08:34Dudley's have an advantage here.
08:36Both the Hardys are down and hurting.
08:39And the ring steps have been maneuvered into the ring.
08:41I bet these guys did well with an erector set when they were little.
08:46There's gotta be some erection destruction here.
08:49Good Lord, Matt Hardy just got folded up like an accordion through that table.
08:55And now we're down to one and one.
08:57It's down to Jeff Hardy and Devon Dudley.
09:00The next one to go through a table.
09:03Bubba Ray, that weird look in his eyes.
09:08Bubba has some sort of sadistic perverse enjoyment out of these tables.
09:13And that's a story we may not want to know about.
09:19Speaking of Bubba Ray's eyes, he got his eye busted open.
09:21Last time by the Hardys.
09:25This is amazing, look at this.
09:28So it's down to Jeff Hardy and Devon Dudley.
09:31The next one of those two men that go through a table from an offensive move by their opponents
09:36will lose.
09:37What is he?
09:38What is he?
09:40Bubba Ray just knocked our timekeeper out of his chair.
09:43He's, where's he going?
09:45Bubba Ray's got that steel chair in the aisle way here are all four combatants in this first
09:51ever tag team table matchup.
09:54It's not a very safe place to be out there, guys.
09:58I'll tell you what, King, we said when we came on the air, this was going to be a night
10:01that
10:01none of us would ever forget.
10:03And thus far, it's exceeding that statement.
10:09Hard right hand by Devon Dudley and the Hardys look like they've been in a bad car accident.
10:14And maybe a car accident would be easier on them physically.
10:17Wait a minute.
10:17What is Bubba Ray doing?
10:20Bubba Ray's got one table set up there in the entrance way.
10:27And Devon trying to keep Jeff and Matt Hardy beaten down.
10:31Don't block those exits.
10:33What is he doing?
10:35Bubba Ray Dudley is rearranging these tables.
10:40I have no earthly idea.
10:41And there's a low blow.
10:43You saw that pretty, pretty clearly there from Devon Dudley on Matt Hardy.
10:48I don't know about the Hardys.
10:49I didn't think it was too smart a move, but I guess you got to.
10:52You got to give him credit to even get in the ring with these Dudleys.
10:55I mean, you know what they're capable of and especially in this type of match.
10:59Bubba Ray is instructing his partner, his half-brother Devon.
11:07What's he doing?
11:09That's Matt Hardy in it.
11:11Look at this.
11:12Jeff Hardy trying to get his brother out of this predicament, but.
11:17He may have just crushed his skull right there.
11:21Bubba's got Jeff Hardy by the hair.
11:24Who's the boy?
11:25Remember, it's down to Jeff Hardy and Devon Dudley.
11:28The next one to go through the chair will- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
11:31This match will be over.
11:32And so might some careers if they haven't already been shortened here tonight.
11:37Jerry, these guys are up in the balcony here.
11:40What in the, in God's name is, no.
11:45That's Matt Hardy, not Jeff.
11:47The low blow by Jeff.
11:49No.
11:50Jeff Hardy, the low blow to Bubba Ray and a shot,
11:55the tear shot right to his head.
11:57Not again, no, look out.
11:58And Bubba, Bubba's really looking out.
12:01Oh my God, Bubba Dudley went through two tables to the concrete floor.
12:07Was that an offensive move?
12:09Yeah, but Bubba's already gone through the table.
12:13If you're keeping score at home, you're looking for either Devon Dudley or Jeff Hardy.
12:18The next one to go through the table and this match will end.
12:21Here we go, here we go, could be it right here.
12:25Devon on the table, Jeff Hardy, don't do it, Jeff, don't do it.
12:28Oh my God, my God, I've seen Tom Barrow from the balcony.
12:34And Devon Dudley has just been driven through the table.
12:38For God's sake, the Hardys have survived, or have they?
12:45Survived, they've won, look at this.
12:48He's broken in half, but he won.
12:49Jeff Hardy, from the balcony, with a sin-tong bomb.
12:54That found Devon Dudley on the table.
12:58Total destruction.
13:00No.
13:03The Dudleys look like they've been in a gang fight.
13:07Can you believe this match-out?
13:09Can you believe Matt and Jeff Hardy?
13:14Looks like a tornado went through this Madison Square Garden here.
13:19That thing I left back as moments ago.
13:21Hey, the nasty punch by Bubba Ray.
13:25Through two tables and then this, a death-defying sin-tong bomb.
13:29I still can't believe this, look at this.
13:31From the balcony.
13:32Whoa.
13:33To another human being, to a table, to the concrete floor.
13:37These guys are insane.
13:39Watch it again.
13:42And I'll tell you what, I don't think I've ever seen anything in my 25 years.
13:47Can't quite like that match-up right there.
13:49And I don't think the Dudleys ever want to see anything like it again either.
13:53Look at that look.
13:54You gotta believe that as far as the Dudleys are concerned, this one may not be over.
14:01But they take a lot of pride in this environment.
14:03This is theentairement.
14:04.
14:07.
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