00:02Michelle's review of The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan's brand new masterpiece.
00:10All right, first of all, don't take the kids.
00:12I mean, it's three hours long, and also it's pretty violent, and there's a lot of monsters
00:16in it, like the Cyclops that you were referring to.
00:19Oh, yeah.
00:19It's a really fascinating interpretation of the Cyclops.
00:24Okay.
00:25Masterpiece Theater with Michelle.
00:28I don't think it's quite masterpiece.
00:30Hold on, you don't think The Odyssey was a masterpiece?
00:33Oh, no, it was definitely a masterpiece.
00:34That's what I'm getting at.
00:35Let me get to that.
00:35All right, go ahead.
00:36So, you know, prior to the release of it, we kept getting these little bits and pieces
00:40about, like, you know, who was being cast in the movie.
00:43Yeah, the nits and bits, right.
00:44Yeah, the nits and bits.
00:45So, I'm watching the movie, and I'm thinking to myself, there's a lot of Matt Damon up there,
00:49but you know who might have played that role better?
00:51Will Ferrell.
00:53I mean, or Adam Sandler.
00:55They could have played Odysseus.
00:57I mean, why not?
00:57A comedic odyssey.
00:59Or a serious one.
01:00Give Louis C.K. a chance to come back, right?
01:02Redeem himself.
01:03They didn't wear a lot of pants back then, right?
01:05Louis would have fit in just well.
01:07He would have, perfectly.
01:09Or how about Shane Gillis?
01:11He could have played Telemachus, Odysseus' son.
01:14Will Ferrell should have played Odysseus.
01:18I drive a Dodge Stratus!
01:20I drive a Dodge Stratus!
01:22Why not?
01:22When they attack Troy.
01:23I drive a Dodge Stratus!
01:24You know what?
01:26Instead of the Trojan horse, they could have just drove a Dodge Stratus into Troy.
01:31I drive a Dodge Stratus!
01:31I drive a Dodge Stratus!
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