00:00I just had coffee and I had to poop my pants.
00:02I'm trying to get home because I got to poop.
00:03I have to poop really bad.
00:05I'm about to **** myself, bro.
00:07Believe it or not, this is an excuse we hear all the time.
00:10Is there a reason you're driving the way you are?
00:11I'm trying to go ****.
00:12I have to poop so bad.
00:14I literally have to poop on myself.
00:16Three different people told me the same thing too, like, that day in a rush ago.
00:20Whatever the excuse.
00:21I'm ****ing myself.
00:23Speeding is still speeding.
00:24To be honest with you, I have to poop.
00:26I got to poop so bad.
00:27You have to pee or something?
00:28No.
00:28No other one.
00:29Even if you are having an emergency, you can't endanger other people's lives.
00:33I mean, you still can't drive like that.
00:35You're traveling over 120 miles an hour in a 70 mile an hour zone.
00:38You're going to kill somebody.
00:40You can't be driving like that.
00:41Even when I was behind you, you needed to stop for the stop sign.
00:43How many exits did we pass along the way that you could have taken to use any of those restrooms?
00:47Instead, you endangered other people's lives.
00:49You're ripping by cars over there.
00:51I got poop.
00:52You got to poop?
00:52Yes.
00:53You almost made me poop.
00:54Don't let number two become priority number one.
00:56If I didn't have poop, I wouldn't have did it.
00:59Go before you go.
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