00:06Barney Miller will be right back.
00:10From the beginning, they were the best.
00:12Very well put.
00:15Television's funniest cops.
00:16Does anybody care?
00:17We care.
00:17Don't be careful.
00:19They're on the job every night.
00:21I want either of you to take any unnecessary risks.
00:25Maybe you should go first.
00:27They're fighting crime with fun.
00:29It's okay with us.
00:30Absolutely.
00:33Barney Miller, weeknights at 6 on TV25.
00:40On the next Barney Miller, Harris gets a new assignment.
00:44Come up with a modest little skin flick,
00:46which we could then distribute on the peep show circuit,
00:50so as to get a better idea of how they operate.
00:52Line 2, Jean-Ré, your set designer.
00:55But takes it too seriously.
00:57These people have come to expect really good production values.
01:01Well-defined characters.
01:03Midgets.
01:05Barney Miller, tonight at 6 on KOKH TV25.
01:10Weeknights at 6.
01:11Enjoy a full hour of comedy from New York's finest.
01:15Don't precinct Captain Miller here.
01:19Oh, my God.
01:21Don't crap me.
01:22Don't anybody crap me.
01:23Oh, my pants are coming off.
01:24You got a little, uh, smudge.
01:26Oh, thank you.
01:27Even the CIA at its most cunning.
01:30Could they come up with a group like that?
01:35The Barney Miller Hour, weeknights at 6 on KOKH TV25.
01:40Guess who's back?
01:41By popular request.
01:43It's Barney Miller, coming this fall to KOKH 25.
01:50Vigilantes take over, next on Barney Miller.
01:53Nothing to prevent somebody from putting a price on somebody else's head?
01:57Vigilantes.
01:58That's all we needed.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Look, when I say we, I don't mean just we.
02:04We, I mean we.
02:06And they can't find fish.
02:08Huh?
02:09You check any massage, Marlott?
02:11In one of the local, uh, jump, jump, jump?
02:14All right.
02:14Ain't your place for Barney Miller, tonight at 10.30.
02:20Ain't your place for Barney Miller, tonight at 10.30.
