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00:23Welcome!
00:36If the poor fellow's feeling a bit off-colour, William, then the vet must have a look at him.
00:41If he ride as rain in a few days, you mark my words.
00:44Dumbled doesn't like the vet.
00:46Look, he's your dog, William. You just take him in to Mr. Hanley and tell him what's wrong with him.
01:07He's been choking and strangling my dog!
01:10That's enough. I suspect Jumble may have been given something which didn't agree with him.
01:14I shouldn't be surprised he doesn't kill them and sell them to the Russians to make their hats with.
01:19Now look here, young man.
01:20William will stay out here with me.
01:22It'd be best if Jumble would stay here for a few days under observation.
01:26No!
01:28Circumstances prevent me from making a thorough examination at the moment.
01:31Whatever you say, Mr. Hanley. I know he's in good hands. Come along with me.
01:33He's going to kill him!
01:35I will telephone you when he's well enough to be taken home.
01:38I would hope so!
01:39Be quiet, William.
01:42Right, next. Mrs. Bradley.
01:53There is absolutely no excuse for the having like that, William.
01:58Mr. Hanley told you. He's just keeping Jumble there under observation.
02:02Under observation? Huh. That doesn't sound like a proper reason to me.
02:06What's he observing? He's keeping him there for some special experiment.
02:10Vets are always using animals for special experiments and things.
02:14They cut out their hearts whilst they're still alive and see whether they can still walk.
02:19Then they cut off their heads and see whether they can still bark after their heads have been cut off.
02:23And after their heads have been chopped off, they...
02:25Do stop talking nonsense, William.
02:27There is absolutely nothing seriously wrong with Jumble.
02:31Mr. Hanley is keeping him in to make sure that his diagnosis is the right one.
02:35And then he'll send him home.
02:37But supposing his diorosis is the wrong one.
02:40I bet vets are getting diorosis wrong all the time.
02:43And dogs are dying all the time, too.
02:45Just because they've been given the wrong diorosis.
02:48The word, William, is diagnosis.
02:50Now, let's hear no more of this silly talk. Get in the car.
02:53At once, William!
03:19Thank you, Ellen.
03:20Oh, don't fret so, my dear.
03:23I know Jumble will be very well looked after.
03:27Try to think of pleasant things.
03:29It's your birthday on Saturday.
03:31What would you like for it?
03:32A dog.
03:33You've already got a dog, William.
03:35How will Jumble feel?
03:36He'd be terribly jealous, wouldn't he?
03:39That vet's going to kill him.
03:41Sticking his fingers and everything down his throat like that.
03:44Have a good mind to go to the police.
03:45You're talking a lot of nonsense, William.
03:49Oh, dear.
04:08I always liked you in it.
04:10I think we should try to get you one exactly the same.
04:13Oh, haven't we parked rather a long way from the Outfitters?
04:17Something I want to show you.
04:19Well, we haven't much time, John.
04:22Ethel's young man.
04:23He's coming to tea.
04:25Oh, dear.
04:26Mr Dewar.
04:30I'm afraid she may be quite serious this time.
04:33Hmm.
04:35I thought we might play croquet.
04:38Well, I suppose that might stop his awful babble.
04:41I'm sure I saw it in the garage.
04:43What?
04:44Your golfing cap.
04:46Well, he's not there now.
04:47And the tournament's on Saturday.
04:49Yes.
04:50Oh, it's such a pity you've got to play golf on William's birthday.
04:54I do wish that we could give him some sort of treat in the evening when you come back.
05:01Oh.
05:02What?
05:03There it is.
05:04What?
05:07William's birthday treat.
05:10Oh, John.
05:19Great Chief Darcius must have had a visit from a Trappist missionary.
05:25Thank you, Ellen.
05:26Mr Dewar, won't you join us?
05:30My husband told William he was talking nonsense.
05:34Now he's refusing to speak.
05:36Oh, praise be.
05:37He's pining for his dog, Mr Dewar.
05:40Do forgive him.
05:41It's only a mongrel.
05:42The demise of a beloved four-legged companion can be quite traumatic.
05:47But clearly, despite the fellow lacking a pedigree, he was much loved.
05:58Oh, bravo!
06:03There's nothing wrong with Jumble.
06:05He's got all his teeth and everything.
06:07Yes.
06:08I'm afraid Jumble is very much alive.
06:10I'm not drawn to mongrels myself.
06:13Personally, I find collies simply terribly enchanting.
06:17I saw a lovely photograph of Greta Garbo with two.
06:20Such elegance.
06:23You display admirable discernment, Ethel.
06:25Not only are they of aesthetic proportion, but also one is led to believe of sharp mind.
06:31For an animal, I mean.
06:36Jumble's better than any of those fancy dogs with title, and much more intelligent than most people.
06:41Now that you've recovered your voice, William, perhaps you can tell us what you really want for your birthday.
06:47I'd like a party.
06:49Oh, shouldn't have asked.
06:50The beverage is delicious.
06:52You have left it rather late, William.
06:54However, possibly one or two of the girls from your dancing class.
06:59That nice Susie Chambers.
07:01And, of course, we must invite kind Mr Dewar.
07:05It will be such a change to have at least one person at William's birthday party who knows his manners.
07:09Yes, you will come, Mr Dewar.
07:11Yes, of course.
07:13Oh, honoured great chief.
07:18And Clarence Medlow.
07:20And there are a few other people that are those sweet girls.
07:23I won't have one then.
07:24Anyone would think it's a funeral treat you're trying to give me, not a birthday treat.
07:29It's not my funeral.
07:30What do you want then?
07:32I want another dog.
07:34You've already got a dog.
07:35I shan't have when you and that man have killed in between you.
07:38I've seen him sticking his fingers down their throats for it to choke them.
07:41And giving them pills and things.
07:43And he ties their bandages so tight their calculations stop flowing.
07:47And that's the same as strangling them.
07:50Stop talking nonsense, William.
07:53I'm sick of not having a dog.
07:54I've not had a dog for nearly three days now.
07:57And even if he doesn't kill Jumble and he's trying jolly hard.
08:01And what dog can live when he's being choked and strangled all day?
08:04Well, even if he doesn't kill him, I want another dog.
08:07I want two more dogs.
08:09You can't have another dog, William.
08:13I said two more dogs.
08:20Happy birthday, William.
08:23You're not up yet.
08:26I brought you a little present.
08:30Thank you very much, Father.
08:33Happy birthday, William.
08:35Aren't you coming down for breakfast?
08:37Yes, Mother.
08:40Why don't you put your dressing gown on?
08:43Special treat.
08:45Breakfast in your pyjamas.
08:49Come on, old chap.
08:50Cheer up.
08:51It's your birthday.
08:54I should be late for the tournament.
08:59Happy birthday, William.
09:02What's this?
09:04Your present, silly.
09:05Hope it's not a silly present.
09:07I've a good mind to take it back, if that's your attitude.
09:11And I've a good mind to give it back.
09:14Mother, tell him off for being so ungrateful.
09:16Ethel, don't frown so.
09:18He'll get lines.
09:19And then what will Mr Dewar think?
09:22Oh, Ethel's young gentleman will be coming to tea this afternoon, cook.
09:25I think the combination of her good looks and your sponge cake may be the essential ingredients for romance.
09:35I don't want him here on my birthday.
09:37He isn't coming for your birthday.
09:39He's coming to see me.
09:41Well, I certainly don't want to see him.
09:43And you won't have to, dear.
09:44You'll be at your dancing class.
09:45Oh, but it's my birthday.
09:48I don't have to go on my birthday.
09:50Please, Mother.
09:52Not on my birthday.
09:54One guinea per term, young man.
09:56We are making a great sacrifice to invest in your future.
10:00Oh, what lovely cards.
10:03This happy day yield pleasures gay.
10:34Oh, Mr Dewar.
10:36You startled me.
10:38Ow!
11:31Oh, Mr. Dewar, you startle.
11:36Me.
11:39Now, you'll go nicely to your dancing class, won't you, William?
11:43I'll go the way I generally go to things.
11:46I've only got one way of going anywhere.
11:48I don't know whether it's nice or not.
11:51Well, mind you, go.
11:53I've got to go out this afternoon, but I shall ask Madame Beauchamp.
11:57Stay.
12:19Oh, Mr. Dewar, you've startled me.
12:28Miss Brown is expecting me.
12:30Yes, sir.
12:30She's in the drawing room.
12:49Hello.
12:51Oh, thank you, Mother and Father.
13:00Come on.
13:01Come on.
13:02I'll take you with me to dancing class.
13:04Come on.
13:23Hey, come back.
13:25Come on.
13:26Come on.
13:30Okay.
13:51Come on.
14:12I must express myself completely overwhelmed by your mother's accomplishment in baking.
14:18It's very kind of you to say so, Donald. I'm only sorry Mother isn't here to receive your praise in
14:24person. Another slice of cake.
14:27Though it's rather nice to be alone together. Don't you find?
14:32Yes. One's alone too rarely in this house.
15:09Cornelia Gerrard, if you dare I'll scream and scream and scream until I'm sick.
15:14Oh, I can, you know. No, Violet Elizabeth, please don't!
15:41I am Missy, one young man, but I've received no bit an apology. Does anyone know who is Missy?
15:48Brown, madame.
15:50Naturally. I should have been able to guess. Does anyone know where Monsieur Brown is?
15:57He's there!
16:00We are all in your debt, jeune homme. Now, everyone will have a partner.
16:07We will start today with the voice. Position. Music.
16:13Oh, madame! Need I have William? He's so awful.
16:19I am not. No more awful than her.
16:23Madame, I don't mind dancing with William.
16:26As you like, Violette Elizabeth. Let it not be said you lack pluck.
16:31You need only have him for a few minutes.
16:34Susie will take him in hand for the polka.
16:38The pen shall be shared equitably.
16:42Maintenant, prenez vos positions.
16:46Musique!
17:04You see, it has such a lot of feet, I can't put mine down anywhere where yours are.
17:09I've only got two. Same as most people.
17:16One, two, three, four.
17:22When I put my feet down, you can find somewhere else to put yours.
17:27If I do, you tread on them!
17:30You can't expect me not to have feet, can you?
17:57You're awfully good at the highlands fling.
17:59That's because it's my birthday.
18:01What awfully bad luck to have to come here on your birthday.
18:04Oh, I don't mind, really.
18:06I got two dogs, so they'd better not complain.
18:08Two? Gosh!
18:10Have you brought them with you?
18:11Only the one. He's tied to a hump outside.
18:15The other one's golden sheep.
18:16What's his name?
18:17I haven't had time to give him a name yet.
18:20Have a look.
18:23I say.
18:24You saw him?
18:25I say. You better take a look yourself.
18:32Qu'est-ce que vous regardez par la fenêtre, mes enfants?
18:36Stop the music!
18:38I wouldn't be in your shoes, William.
19:01All right!
19:03I'mIII!
19:05I'mIII!
19:29I'mIII!
19:35It's supposed to be my birthday.
19:39Won't you come and sit beside me, Ethel?
19:43Please help yourself to the sugar.
19:45Come and sit beside me.
20:00You're a rather wonderful girl, Ethel.
20:04I don't suppose I'm the first chap to tell you that.
20:07Am I?
20:09One should exercise caution accepting compliments from men.
20:14That's what my girlfriends say.
20:16You're a very fetching girl, Ethel.
20:19As well as a very wise one.
20:23I feel a profound understanding between us that surpasses words.
20:31I felt, from the very first, that we share so much in common.
20:35You and I, Donald.
20:38It's uncanny sometimes.
20:44I bought true present.
20:47Actually, two presents.
20:50I know you like them.
20:52I see what your heart yearns for.
20:56Oh, Donald.
20:57You shouldn't have.
20:58It's not my birthday.
21:01Always look upon them as talismans.
21:03Tokens of my devotion and fidelity.
21:08Look out of the window.
21:11How perfectly sweet of you.
21:14I can't possibly in that.
21:18How do you like them?
21:20But what am I supposed to do with them?
21:23Whatever one does with one's pets, I suppose.
21:27My darling Ethel.
21:29Pamper them.
21:30Pamper them.
21:31Think of me when you stroke them.
21:34Caress them with love.
21:35And what am I going to feed them on?
21:38I think they like dog biscuits.
21:42Dog biscuits.
21:43Dog biscuits.
21:46Dog biscuits.
21:47Dog biscuits.
21:49Dog biscuits.
21:51Dog biscuits.
21:52Dog biscuits.
21:53Dog biscuits.
21:53Dog biscuits.
21:54Dog biscuits.
21:56Dog biscuits.
21:57Dog biscuits.
21:59Dog biscuits.
21:59Dog biscuits.
22:00Dog biscuits.
22:00Dog biscuits.
22:00Dog biscuits.
22:01Dog biscuits.
22:02Dog biscuits.
22:04Dog biscuits.
22:13Ahh!
22:15Ahh!
22:18Ahh!
22:19Ahh!
22:20Ahh!
22:28What is going on?
22:31You sheep!
22:31You sheep!
22:32I don't know where they are!
22:35Why are you?
22:36Why are you?
22:37Mr Dewar!
22:38Have you been affected by present, Mrs Brown?
22:40It's Ethel's birthday!
22:42Answer now!
22:43I brought two little polypaths for Ethel,
22:46unless she canvassed some interest in the breed.
22:48They must have chewed through their leashes, I'm afraid.
22:50It's the only explanation.
22:52It's Madame Beauchamp, Mum.
22:53She sounds very agitating.
22:55I don't know what to say to her.
22:56Oh, how could you help?
22:58Could you help?
22:58Could you help?
22:59I'm sorry!
23:00I'm sorry!
23:01I'm sorry!
23:02I'm sorry!
23:03Madame Beauchamp?
23:04Do you want the doorbarks?
23:05Stop!
23:07Which one of you is responsible?
23:09Stealing sheep is a very serious matter.
23:11Saving sheep!
23:12Don't you come in!
23:13I'm coming out of you!
23:14I'm coming out of you!
23:15I'm coming out of you!
23:15I'm coming out of you!
23:18I shall always connect him with that horrible moment
23:22when I looked out and saw...
23:24I have tried to reason with Madame Beauchamp,
23:28but, quite frankly, the woman is irrational.
23:30I can't see that it is in any way William's fault
23:32if some stupid animal follows him to dancing classes.
23:37In the circumstances,
23:37it was like a nightmare.
23:39Sheep.
23:40For as far as you can see.
23:42I told her so.
23:43Repeatedly.
23:44She was really very rude about it.
23:47In the circumstances,
23:48I've decided to ask for my guinea to be refunded.
23:52With hindsight,
23:53I can't say I was fully convinced of the value of her teaching methods either.
23:57I've told Mr Dewar never to visit me again.
24:01It's a little early for Sherry,
24:03but in the circumstances...
24:06After all, it is William's birthday.
24:10Dog biscuits.
24:13Now what can it be?
24:15My nerves can't stand another shock.
24:17What about mine?
24:19Please, Mum, it's the man from the vet with Master William's dog.
24:21He's back!
24:23Dumble!
24:27John Dumble.
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