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00:00I like the whipped cream and sprinkles.
00:04Oh! It's morning already!
00:06Ah. I feel so well rested. I wonder what I'll learn in school today.
00:13Oh no! My alarm didn't go off! I'm late! No!
00:17My hair! My clothes! My everything!
00:20Okay. That's enough makeup. I need to go!
00:25Huh. Who's that coming in late?
00:27I'm so sorry. My alarm didn't go off!
00:31It's okay. It happens. Just take a seat.
00:35Okay. I'll go take my seat.
00:38Wow. There's a lot going on with her.
00:46Huh? What's that? Ugh. The alarm clock.
00:51Gah. Getting up is the absolute worst. What time is it anyway?
00:55Ugh. I wish I could just go back to bed.
01:00I should probably get ready though. Maybe some makeup at least?
01:06Ooh. I've got a great idea!
01:09Just a little bit under my eyes.
01:11And then just a touch on the tip of my nose too.
01:13Now it's time to start blending it in.
01:16This is going to be amazing when I'm done.
01:19Okay. Now for some prime acting.
01:21Mom!
01:23Yes? What is it, darling?
01:25I'm sick!
01:28Oh. I don't like the sound of that cough.
01:32Hmm. You don't feel warm though.
01:36Shoot.
01:38Well, why don't you just get some rest and I'll call school.
01:43Yes! My plan totally worked! I'm a genius!
01:49Yes. We're set to go.
01:53Wow! It's really her!
01:58Excuse me! You're not going anywhere, miss.
02:01Perhaps a little green will change your mind.
02:04It'll be our little secret.
02:07Go on in, miss.
02:11What's up, girl? I got you the new phone!
02:16I already have that one.
02:21Oh. I should've known.
02:23That was a bust?
02:26Hi there! Can I?
02:30But I made this myself!
02:35Not interested.
02:37Oh! Hey! Let her through!
02:40This is incredible!
02:43What?! How did Mickey get up there?!
02:45That's so unfair! I can't paint!
02:48Oh, man! This place is a total pixie!
02:52Ugh. Like I need a mask to clean up.
02:54Oh, this is gonna be tough.
02:56Maybe from this angle?
03:01Bella! I'm home!
03:03Oh! I cleaned for you, honey!
03:08Phew.
03:10Don't say another word. I know you've had a long day.
03:14So much stress. Just sit back and enjoy some coffee.
03:20Oh, these nail bats. I have the best wifey ever.
03:26Ah. We make the perfect team.
03:30Ugh. I'm starving.
03:33Whoops.
03:34Ah. I don't wanna eat that thing.
03:37Oh. I can't even pass down to get it!
03:40Oh, boy.
03:43Ah. Honey?
03:45What's up?
03:47Oh. I dropped a chip.
03:49And some socks.
03:53Ugh. Fine.
03:55Make sure to get it all, babe.
03:58Ugh. Sure is a mess down here.
04:01Hey. I could get used to this.
04:03Keep going.
04:05Ugh. Pregnancy's rough for mom and dad.
04:08Well, speak for yourself.
04:11Ah. Two pregnant ladies with two big appetites.
04:16This looks great!
04:19The baby's craving tomatoes.
04:21Mmm. So good!
04:24I don't know about this.
04:28As long as it's sweet enough.
04:31Ugh. Nope. This is disgusting.
04:35Get this thing out of here!
04:37I am so sorry.
04:40Ugh.
04:42Um. Who ordered that thing?
04:47Huh. Now we're talking.
04:49Wait.
04:50Come here.
04:52I said.
04:53Mayo.
04:54Mustard.
04:55Lettuce.
04:56Pickles.
04:57Okay. One minute.
05:00I think you'll find this handy.
05:03You want sweet and savory?
05:05Your wish is my command.
05:07I'll make sure to put a lot.
05:13There!
05:14And now for the whipped cream.
05:17I assume you want a lot, right?
05:20Oh yeah. There we go.
05:22Hm. That doesn't look half bad.
05:25Can't forget the sprinkles, right?
05:27All done! Enjoy!
05:30The girl totally gets me!
05:33Hello, carbs!
05:35Now get in my belly, stat!
05:37But not without a little meat.
05:39Ah. Feels like my birthday.
05:41Mmm. So good!
05:44Oh yeah. This is everything.
05:47I don't think I've ever been this happy.
05:49I love being pregnant.
05:51Don't you, Bella?
05:52I actually think I lost my appetite.
05:55Woof! Woof!
05:56Hey! Play nice, guys!
05:59Aw. Just look at her.
06:01Hey, Dad!
06:03Having fun, sweetie?
06:04Wait a second.
06:05Sup, bro?
06:06There's only room for one glorious mustache here.
06:10Is that so?
06:12Let's go, honey.
06:14Oh, no, you don't.
06:16Ava's coming with me.
06:19No, she's not!
06:21Yes, she is.
06:25How is this supposed to work?
06:28Huh? What's that?
06:30Ooh, a wallet.
06:32It would be a shame if something happened to it.
06:36No one's around.
06:37I've hit the jackpot.
06:39Let's see what we've got.
06:41What's this?
06:42Ooh, it's a driving license.
06:44I was hoping for a credit card.
06:46Now this is more like it.
06:48Just what I was looking for.
06:50I have an idea!
06:51I'll make a pretty piece of art.
06:54Wow, it worked!
06:56That was fun.
06:57But I'll need more.
06:59I have big plans.
07:01This money was boring.
07:03I'm all out of paper.
07:05Now what am I gonna do?
07:07Wait.
07:07I know.
07:08The driving license!
07:10It was a goofy photo anyway.
07:13Got it!
07:16There!
07:17My masterpiece is complete!
07:19Oh, hey, Dad!
07:20Hi, Ava!
07:21What's that?
07:23Love you, Dad!
07:26Aw, that's so sweet!
07:29Uh, Ava?
07:30What have you done?
07:31Did you use this money for your heart?
07:33Oh no!
07:34Oh no!
07:35Please don't be my money!
07:36Phew!
07:37It's okay!
07:39It's okay!
07:40It's okay!
07:40I used Jeff's money!
07:42Hey, have you seen my wallet?
07:44This is gonna be good!
07:46What's that all about?
07:47Wait!
07:48No!
07:49This can't be happening!
07:50My money!
07:51My beautiful money!
07:52I don't believe it!
07:54Did you do this?
07:56That's my girl!
07:57I used it for an art project!
07:59Aw, that's so adorable!
08:01But my money!
08:02Kids, huh?
08:04This is bad!
08:05So bad!
08:06Look at it!
08:07It's ruined!
08:09I'm broke!
08:11Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
08:15I guess he's not a fan of art!
08:17I'm proud of you, Ava!
08:18But we need to fix this!
08:21Wuh!
08:22What happened?
08:23I had the worst nightmare!
08:24All my money!
08:25It was gone!
08:26Huh?
08:27That's weird!
08:28Coffee?
08:29Just be cool, Ava!
08:32My wallet!
08:34I hope this works!
08:36I'm so nervous!
08:38Phew!
08:39It's all there!
08:40And it's in one piece!
08:42I was getting worried!
08:43That was crazy!
08:45Okay, I've gotta go!
08:47See you later!
08:48Bye!
08:49Have a great day!
08:50Phew!
08:50That was close!
08:52You can't do that again!
08:54Traffic is so bad!
08:58What's this?
09:01Hey, buddy!
09:03Pull over!
09:04Uh-oh!
09:05What does he want?
09:06That's it!
09:07Stop right there!
09:10Is there a problem, officer?
09:13License, please!
09:14Oh, of course!
09:16I've got it right here!
09:18Uh, what's this?
09:21I don't get it!
09:22Is this a joke?
09:24Oh, uhβ¦
09:26It's a funny story, officer!
09:30It's morning already?
09:31I'm so tired!
09:33Morning, dad!
09:35I've got some yummy cereal for you!
09:37Ew!
09:38I'm not eating that!
09:39Yuck!
09:40How about tomato juice?
09:41It's nice and healthy!
09:43Look at that tangy goodness!
09:45You know, maybe I'll have a sip!
09:47Ah, lovely!
09:49You're not convincing me!
09:51Nah, I don't want it!
09:53Just try it!
09:55Do I have to?
09:57It's all mushy!
10:00Give me that!
10:01Mmm, delicious!
10:02Here comes the airplane!
10:05Stay back!
10:09Oh, no, you didn't!
10:10Get over here!
10:12Never!
10:13There's no escape!
10:15That's what you think!
10:17Wow!
10:17I'm really unfit!
10:19Hold on!
10:20I need to catch my breath!
10:23I'll never stop!
10:24Trust me!
10:25Huh?
10:26Where did he go?
10:28Dad?
10:28He's gotta be around here!
10:30I've got a bad feeling about this!
10:35Sit down!
10:37I'll slip this t-shirt over the chair!
10:39This will stop you from running away!
10:40This is so unnecessary!
10:42I won't forget this!
10:44Now, where were we?
10:45Ah yes, breakfast time!
10:47Open wide!
10:49This is humiliating!
10:51We can't forget about the tomato juice!
10:53Ah, so refreshing!
10:55Go on, take it!
10:59Blech!
11:00Disgusting!
11:02Morning, everyone!
11:03It's another lovely day!
11:05Hey, Jeff!
11:07Ah, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
11:10I better check my messages!
11:12Hmm, interesting!
11:14Want some more?
11:15No, absolutely not!
11:17Wait a second!
11:19It's so gross!
11:21What's going on over there?
11:23Hmm, I wonderβ¦
11:25It's time for some payback!
11:27I'll make a quick call!
11:28Hang on!
11:29That's my phone!
11:30Who's calling me at this time?
11:32Hello?
11:32Hello?
11:33Hmm?
11:34There's no one there!
11:35Hello?
11:36Speak to me!
11:37Say something!
11:38Phew!
11:39I'm glad he's gone!
11:41Works every time!
11:43Psst!
11:43Ava!
11:44Yeah?
11:44What is it?
11:45Look what I've got!
11:46Candy?
11:47Gimme!
11:48No problem!
11:49Let's get you out of there!
11:51I knew I could count on you, Jeff!
11:53Freedom!
11:54Enjoy!
11:56That'll show him!
12:00Hello?
12:01Who's there?
12:01Talk!
12:02That was so weird!
12:03It was like someone was trying to distract me!
12:05Boo!
12:07Gotcha!
12:09Jeff?
12:09What are you doing in there?
12:11You were scared, Dad!
12:12Wait!
12:13You gave her candy?
12:16Ah!
12:16Thank goodness!
12:17An open seat!
12:20You okay, baby?
12:23Oh!
12:25May I?
12:27Maybe it'll kick for you!
12:30Wow!
12:31It's getting big, huh?
12:32So magical!
12:35Oh, wow!
12:37What if I...
12:38Thanks!
12:39Hello, little baby!
12:42Hey, the more the merrier!
12:48As long as I get to sit down!
12:53I'm gonna miss using my fingers!
12:55You can say that again!
12:58That oughta teach you not to touch a pregnant woman's belly!
13:02Always ask permission first!
13:05Too scared, huh?
13:08Don't wanna touch it anymore!
13:13You wanna go?
13:16Yikes!
13:17Say that again to my face!
13:20Run!
13:23Weirdos!
13:24Hm.
13:25And now I have the bench all to myself!
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:30Just me and you, baby.
13:31No extra hands.
13:35Can't believe I'm finally here!
13:38Um, let me see that.
13:40Butβ¦
13:41This is my dorm.
13:43Great!
13:44I'm rooming with a nerd!
13:46Just stay out of my way!
13:47Go ahead!
13:48Oh.
13:49Okay.
13:50It's, uhβ¦
13:51It's not opening!
13:52You're making me nervous!
13:53Move!
13:54I don't need a key.
13:56Was that so difficult?
13:58It's not what I imagined.
14:01It's disgusting!
14:03It needs a little work.
14:05But it has character!
14:07You're kidding, right?
14:08I've seen dumpsters that look better than this.
14:11It's not that bad.
14:13Let's get to work.
14:14Oh.
14:15We're doing this?
14:16Who else is gonna do it?
14:18Ugh.
14:19This is gross.
14:20Maybe I can keep a spider as a pet.
14:25What's this?
14:26Boring.
14:27It's going in the trash.
14:30Ow!
14:31Careful!
14:32Watch what you're doing!
14:35Do you want some trouble?
14:37Huh?
14:37I-I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Yeah.
14:41I thought so.
14:42Wow.
14:43She's so intense.
14:45This needs to go.
14:47Ugh.
14:47It stinks.
14:49Hey!
14:50Who turned off the light?
14:52Help!
14:53I'm trapped!
14:54A-a-ghost!
14:56A-ghost!
14:56A-a-ghost!
14:58Ouch!
15:00Come on, little guy!
15:01Wow.
15:02That's a lot of garbage.
15:04It's looking better already!
15:05I'm proud of us, but we're totally not friends.
15:13Turn around.
15:14That's better.
15:18We need shelves!
15:20That's it.
15:21Right there!
15:21Your mirror can go on top!
15:23Here you go, Teddy.
15:25Nice and cozy.
15:26I'll remove this junk.
15:28We can put some artwork on the easel.
15:30I painted this earlier.
15:32I really like it.
15:33This is a quirky wall decoration.
15:36We have to have a guitar.
15:38Okay, how's it looking?
15:41It's amazing!
15:43What a difference!
15:45It's hard to believe it's the same room.
15:48I know.
15:49We should do this professionally.
15:50It feels like home.
15:52Let's get comfortable.
15:54It's perfect!
15:55Come here!
15:56Did we just become besties?
15:58Uh, I'm not big on hugs.
16:01I do!
16:03Oh, mommy!
16:04I meanβ¦
16:05What was that?
16:06Let's check it out.
16:08Where did this come from?
16:10And what is it?
16:12It's a mirror, see?
16:14We can use this.
16:15I need to get something from my bag.
16:20Wow, I have a lot of toys.
16:22Aha!
16:23This is what I'm looking for.
16:25Ooh, it's squishy.
16:27Ha!
16:27This is so fun.
16:28But I have bigger plans for this.
16:31I'll stick double-sided tape to the unicorn.
16:33And then remove the backing.
16:35Now I can stick it to the mirror.
16:36I'll do the same with the rest of the toys.
16:38I'll work my way around the edge of the mirror.
16:40Wow, that looks amazing!
16:43I'll put it right here.
16:44It's perfect for doing my makeup.
16:46It's just what I need.
16:51Whoa, that's a good idea.
16:53Maybe I should do something similar.
16:55But my mirror will be better, obviously.
16:58What have I got in here?
17:00Oh, these will do.
17:01But I need something to stick them onto the mirror.
17:05Ugh, that's a little drastic.
17:08Oh, this expanding foam will do.
17:12Who needs tape?
17:13It's gonna look great.
17:17Let's do this.
17:21I'll spray the foam around the mirror.
17:23Ooh, it looks like clean.
17:25I'll make sure I keep it the same width.
17:27It's so easy to apply.
17:29And it's more fun than using tape.
17:31Now I can decorate it.
17:32I'll stick the bugs to the foam.
17:34I need to do it before the foam sets.
17:36It's gonna have all my favorite things.
17:39Yucky bugs.
17:40I'll put a cute fluffy rat right here.
17:43That's it.
17:47Wow, I love it.
17:49Now that's more like it.
17:51It matches your personality.
17:54Gotta get that glow.
17:56Hey, Betty.
17:57Let's catch a movie.
17:59Can we take your new car?
18:02Hi, Mickey.
18:04I love your jean jacket.
18:12Gotta get chemistry.
18:15What am I, chopped liver?
18:18My paint.
18:19A blank canvas.
18:22This is gonna be good.
18:23Let's see if Thomas likes her jacket after this.
18:26Gotta be quick.
18:27Nobody likes stained clothes.
18:34Looks like she slipped in mustard.
18:37Yes?
18:38You have something on your jacket.
18:41Oh no!
18:44But I'm always so careful!
18:46Don't worry.
18:47Nobody will notice.
18:49Bummer.
18:51But I can fix it.
18:53Have a stain on your clothes?
18:54Let it inspire you to create something one of a kind.
18:57Paint your hand in a glove.
18:59Then press it against the fabric.
19:01Look at all those fun colors!
19:03Some splatter gives it a fun effect.
19:07All done!
19:08Yeah, I just made the best of a bad situation.
19:12Wow, I gotta pose this.
19:13Your design's gonna go viral!
19:16What's going on over here?
19:18Why is your jacket so cute?
19:21Okay, I better write that down.
19:24It's important to remember the square root.
19:27Square root.
19:28Got it!
19:29You want to make sure to carry your remainders.
19:31A monkey stole my hatβ¦
19:36Huh?
19:37What's that notification?
19:39Oh my gosh!
19:40A call!
19:41What should I do?
19:42I'm totally gonna get yelled at by the teacher!
19:50No, no way!
19:51I can't let that happen to me!
19:53I gotta say no to this call!
19:56Phew!
19:57That's better!
19:58No, that hat doesn't belong to the monkeyβ¦
20:03Huh?
20:03What's that?
20:05Bella?
20:06What are you doing?
20:08Woo!
20:09How you doing, you loser?
20:12Ha!
20:13You're hilarious!
20:14Hey, look who it is on my phone!
20:16What is going on back there?
20:19Oh, hey!
20:20You wanna say hi to Teach?
20:23Wait, what?
20:24What's happening?
20:25Teach!
20:26Say hi!
20:27Look who it is!
20:29I'm sorry!
20:30What just happened?
20:34Yes!
20:36I did it!
20:37Aced my mythics test!
20:38Okay, that's enough celebrating!
20:41Yee!
20:42Okay, calm down!
20:44Just put it in your locker!
20:46There we go!
20:47With all the other tests!
20:49Ah!
20:50I'm having a great year so far!
20:52Oh, Albert!
20:54I know you'd be proud!
20:56Time to get out of this class!
20:59This school is so dumb!
21:02Wait a second!
21:06Hey, nerd!
21:08Give me that candy bar!
21:09I said, give me the candy bar!
21:12Now!
21:13Now get out of my face!
21:16All right!
21:17Free lunch!
21:18This candy bar is pretty good, actually!
21:26Ah, man!
21:27Shoot!
21:28There's so much garbage!
21:30I'll just shove it out of the way!
21:32There we go!
21:33Not my problem!
21:35Heh!
21:36I better get out of here!
21:38What the heck?
21:40Where did all this garbage come from?
21:42This is the worst day ever!
21:47Oh, baby!
21:48Cry, cry, cry!
21:53My food!
22:00Oh!
22:02It's here, honey!
22:04That was sure fast!
22:06I can't wait!
22:07Hope it's all here!
22:10Can you just die?
22:12It's just so cute and tiny!
22:16I already love them so much!
22:18Oh, yes!
22:20Definitely keeping it!
22:22Just another piece to add to the growing closet!
22:28Hmm, it's really growing, too!
22:31So sweet!
22:33So sweet!
22:33The wardrobe is almost complete!
22:36Much better!
22:39Alrighty, let's do this!
22:43Time to make my baby some clothes!
22:47I can't trust my eyes!
22:50I thinkβ¦
22:51I'll just outline the onesie!
22:56Aw, little armholes!
22:59And now the fun part!
23:01Snip, snip!
23:04See?
23:05This isn't too hard!
23:07Ah, stupid corner!
23:10There!
23:12Oh, that's not right!
23:15But it's all about this piece!
23:19Ah, nothing some stapling can't fix!
23:23Who needs a sewing machine, right?
23:28Done!
23:29Aw, look how little it is!
23:31And it's just the right size!
23:40Better get organized before the test starts!
23:42Hmm, this is my English pencil.
23:45That's not right.
23:46There's my test pencil!
23:47It always helps me to get an A!
23:52Alright, here I go!
23:59Hey!
24:00You're sitting in my seat!
24:03Oh, I don't think so!
24:06Late-timers don't get to choose their seats!
24:09Ugh!
24:10Fine!
24:11A test, huh?
24:15Yikes, this doesn't look good!
24:18Ooh, this question is tricky!
24:20But I know the answer!
24:24I just need a dumb pencil.
24:26Huh.
24:29I don't know the answer to any of these!
24:34Good thing it looks like she does!
24:38Keep your eyes off my test!
24:42Whatever.
24:43Just gotta be sneakier.
24:45Are you kidding me?
24:46Get out of here!
24:48I know how I can protect my test!
24:51She built like a literal tower of books!
24:57Well, great.
24:58Now what am I gonna do?
25:00Guess it's time to just trust chance!
25:09All right, E it is!
25:11Now for the next question!
25:16Shoot!
25:17My dice got away from me!
25:19It's gone!
25:22Good thing I have a spare one!
25:29Where did that come from?
25:32Okay!
25:34Clearly, I need to break out the big one!
25:37Yep!
25:38No way I can lose this one!
25:47It knocked down her book castle!
25:50Oh, that is it!
25:54You and you!
25:56Out of here!
25:59Fine!
26:00Whatever!
26:01I was gonna fail anyway!
26:03But I just wanted to take the test!
26:08Nothing's as powerful as the most popular girl in school!
26:11Just look at them!
26:13We haven't done our daily selfie yet!
26:15Don't forget the filter!
26:21Hey, I'm not even in frame!
26:23Take a couple more!
26:25Cheese!
26:29Are you happy now?
26:30Um, no!
26:32Rich girl problems!
26:33I have other things to worry about!
26:36Like throwing away old trash!
26:38What's this even from?
26:40Selfies are in, huh?
26:43I think I can manage that!
26:45Just have to set the scene!
26:50Now to set up the phone!
26:51It'll stay in place this way!
26:53Like a DIY tripod!
26:55Okay!
26:58Hey!
26:58Essie!
27:00Me?
27:00Yeah!
27:02Whatever!
27:03Wanna take a selfie with me?
27:05We'll both fit in frame this time!
27:10And?
27:11Wow!
27:11They look so adorable!
27:13And you can actually see me!
27:17Essie?
27:18Hello?
27:19Mind if I hang here for a while?
27:22What's the matter with her?
27:24Can you believe he got that question wrong?
27:26Oh my gosh!
27:27He's so cute!
27:29I'm gonna go take a seat!
27:31Okay!
27:32Here I go!
27:33Phew!
27:34Hi!
27:37Oh my gosh!
27:38He waved at me!
27:39I should talk to him!
27:41No!
27:42What would I even say?
27:44Okay!
27:45Be brave!
27:46Hey, you two!
27:47Make room for me!
27:49She just pushed her way in here!
27:51Hey, Bella!
27:53You're looking really good today!
27:54You wanna go to the show with me?
27:59It's just not fair!
28:05Alright!
28:06Time to do my nails!
28:08Straight, even strokes!
28:10Very good!
28:11It's turning out great!
28:13I'll blow on my fingers to help them dry!
28:15Oh!
28:16I've got a notification!
28:19Hey!
28:20Check this out!
28:21A party!
28:22Awesome!
28:23Let me finish my makeup!
28:25What are you doing?
28:27Stop!
28:28What's the problem?
28:30You need to use this makeup!
28:33Uhβ¦
28:33No way!
28:34That's not me!
28:35There's only one thing to do!
28:38Makeup battle!
28:42Whoa!
28:43Who won?
28:45No!
28:46I'm all pink and pretty!
28:49I'm all rock and metal!
28:51I hate it!
28:52We've made a terrible mistake!
28:54Well, do you still wanna go to the party like this?
28:58Yeah, no thanks!
29:00No party for us!
29:02We look ridiculous!
29:09Hey, can you believe the teacher is so late?
29:12All right, class!
29:13I'm here!
29:14Settle down!
29:15Hey!
29:16Study hall is starting!
29:18Can't believe he just snapped at us!
29:20No talking!
29:21Oh gosh!
29:22I better ditch this gum!
29:25What should I do?
29:26Should I get up?
29:27I'll have to ask!
29:29Sir?
29:31Can I throw this piece of gum away?
29:34Yes!
29:35That's fine!
29:36Go ahead!
29:37So embarrassing!
29:39I better go quickly!
29:41There we go!
29:43So long, gum!
29:47Whoa!
29:48Bella's so late!
29:50What's up, everyone?
29:52Unbelievable!
29:53So disrespectful!
29:56Hey!
29:57What did I miss?
29:58Anything?
29:58This gum isn't very good!
30:00It's totally lost its flavor!
30:05What is that sound?
30:08Bella!
30:09What do you think you're doing?
30:10No smacking your gum!
30:13Silence only in this room!
30:15Spit that gum out right now!
30:17Okay, fine!
30:20Whatever!
30:23What was that?
30:25Gum?
30:29Bella!
30:32Yikes!
30:32He's pretty mad!
30:37You like my hair?
30:38I just got it done yesterday!
30:40I like those red lips too!
30:43He's going in for the kiss?
30:44I've got to reapply!
30:48See you tomorrow then!
30:50Whoa!
30:53Hey!
30:54You're really pretty!
30:56Hi!
30:57Can I walk you to lunch?
31:00But I thought you were about toβ¦
31:06Hmmβ¦
31:07Is anyone looking?
31:09I think it'll be okay if I just have this one piece of candy!
31:12Just a little snack!
31:17Mmm!
31:18It's so good!
31:20I'm hungry!
31:21I could use a snack!
31:25Huh.
31:26What's she up to?
31:27No one's looking so now's my chance!
31:31Huh.
31:32A snack does seem like a good idea!
31:37Yeah!
31:38Pringles are the best!
31:44What is that noise?
31:49Ugh.
31:50Of course.
31:52Anyway.
31:54What?
31:55No.
31:56Don't you do it!
31:58I'm so glad I brought the big bag of popcorn!
32:04Time for my grill!
32:06That is it!
32:10What do you think you're doing?
32:12Do you have something to say to me?
32:19Umβ¦
32:20No.
32:22Everything's fine.
32:24That's what I thought.
32:26Yes.
32:27Well, excuse me.
32:32I'll just pass these out if that's okay.
32:35Here you go.
32:36Enjoy!
32:40And one for you as well!
32:44Everyone's good?
32:45Everyone has something to eat?
32:47Okay.
32:49What are you looking at?
32:51Nothing.
32:54Ooh, that's a nice dress.
32:57Ava!
32:57I've got balloons!
32:59Awesome!
33:01Woo-hoo!
33:03Woo-hoo!
33:03This is blowing my mind!
33:05I know, right?
33:07This is the best day ever!
33:09What are we waiting for?
33:11Let's do this.
33:12Pick a color.
33:13There's so many choices.
33:15Let's have a race.
33:18You're going down!
33:19Ooh, I can't do it!
33:22Did you see that?
33:24No way!
33:25I think that balloon was faulty.
33:27Let's try that again!
33:29Hmm, I'll help her out.
33:32Time for the old switcheroo!
33:34How's it looking?
33:36Whoa!
33:37Check it out!
33:38Wow, I'm impressed!
33:41Ooh, look at this balloon!
33:42It's so stretchy!
33:44Ugh, I'm not blowing that up!
33:46You don't have to!
33:48I've got a pump!
33:49This'll save so much time!
33:51Watch this!
33:52Whoa!
33:53Look at it go!
33:54It's huge!
33:56What do you think?
33:58Pretty neat, huh?
34:02Do this one!
34:03Do this one!
34:04Not so fast!
34:06I'm not finished!
34:07I've got something special planned!
34:10Wow, you're an artist!
34:13A little twist and a fold!
34:14It's a dog!
34:16Hmm, I have an idea!
34:18Woof, woof!
34:20Stop it, Dad!
34:21I always wanted a pet!
34:24Woof, woof!
34:25Stop!
34:26I'll make something else!
34:27Prepare to be amazed!
34:29Look at this!
34:30It's a pirate sword!
34:32Just what I've always wanted!
34:34Take that and that!
34:35Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
34:38Attack!
34:39Is that all you've got?
34:40I'm going easy on you!
34:43Yeah, right!
34:44Give me your best shot!
34:45Blah!
34:48Hello?
34:50Huh?
34:51What's that?
34:52Don't look at me!
34:53I'll go check it out!
34:55Hello?
34:56Is anyone out there?
34:57There's a package!
34:59This is strange!
35:01Bring it over!
35:02Have you been using my credit card again?
35:05Nope!
35:06Open it!
35:07What the?
35:09What is that?
35:11Let's find out!
35:13Hmm, it's not doing much!
35:16Wait!
35:17I've got it!
35:18I'm gonna need these tweezers!
35:20Good thinking, sweetie!
35:22Go on!
35:23I'll go first!
35:24We've gotta pick up the bones!
35:26But we can't let the dog know!
35:28Your turn!
35:29So much pressure!
35:31Wow!
35:31That was intense!
35:33He looks mean!
35:34Show no fear!
35:36Phew!
35:37I did it!
35:38I'm so scared!
35:39Got it!
35:40You're up, kiddo!
35:42There's only two left!
35:44The dog has no idea!
35:47Wish me luck!
35:50Wah!
35:51It got me!
35:52Yes!
35:53I win!
35:53What a rush!
35:56Wah!
35:57Ha ha ha!
35:58Right in the face!
36:00Ha!
36:00Nice one, Jeff!
36:01Better luck next time, dad!
36:04How do you do this thing?
36:05Hi, dad!
36:06You need to see this!
36:08Just give me a second!
36:09Wait!
36:10What does that say?
36:12Wait!
36:13Hold on!
36:15That's better!
36:16Ah, okay!
36:18I love a good party!
36:20But I don't have anything to wear!
36:22I can't go like this!
36:25Hmm, that's a real problem!
36:28But you're in luck!
36:29I'm something of a fashionista!
36:32Here you go!
36:33Thanks, dad!
36:35How do I look?
36:36Like an Italian plumber!
36:38Whoa!
36:39Slow down!
36:40You'll need candy!
36:41Wow!
36:42You've thought of everything!
36:44Bye!
36:45Have fun!
36:47Woo-hoo!
36:48So many balloons!
36:50Wah!
36:51I'm having the best time!
36:53My mom says I can drink soda!
36:55It's my lucky day!
36:57Hey, guys!
36:58I'm here to party!
36:59Uh, what are you wearing?
37:02Jake, you need to see this!
37:05No way!
37:07That's so funny!
37:08She looks ridiculous!
37:10Check it out!
37:11I'm laughing so hard I might pee!
37:14Wait!
37:14What's wrong with my outfit?
37:16You guys are being mean!
37:18Stop laughing!
37:19Wah!
37:21Oh my gosh!
37:22That was hilarious!
37:24Did you see the mustache?
37:26Haha!
37:27Dad!
37:27Dad!
37:28It was horrible!
37:29What's wrong, Ava?
37:30Everyone laughed at me!
37:32It was so upsetting!
37:34No one makes my little girl cry!
37:36Now I'm mad!
37:37Sup, losers?
37:39Did you make my little girl cry?
37:41Huh?
37:42Answer me!
37:43Uh-oh!
37:43It wasn't me!
37:44I liked her mustache!
37:46I want my mommy!
37:48I have something to show you!
37:50It's my happy dance!
37:52Whoop whoop!
37:54I'm so confused right now!
37:56Do we just go along with it?
37:58Sweet moves!
37:59Now this is a party!
38:01Oh yeah!
38:03I'm having so much fun!
38:06Let's do this!
38:07I never want this to stop!
38:10Turn up the music!
38:11This is amazing!
38:13Party!
38:14Party!
38:17Look out!
38:18Here comes Mr. Bear!
38:20He's looking for his honey!
38:21Dad!
38:22Stop!
38:23Here comes the tickle monster!
38:25Tickle tickle!
38:27I can't tick anymore!
38:30Ding dong!
38:32Someone's at the door!
38:33I better get it!
38:34Wait there, sweetie!
38:36I guess playtime is over!
38:40Hello?
38:41Hello there!
38:43Jeff!
38:43You're early!
38:45Can I come in?
38:47Oh!
38:48Hi!
38:50Good to see you!
38:51Come on, Ava!
38:53Time to go!
38:54Sorry, Ava!
38:56I'll see you soon!
38:57I don't wanna go!
38:59I'll miss you, Dad!
39:00I'll miss you too!
39:02I've had the best time!
39:05Aw, look at them!
39:06I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
39:08I'm starting to feel awkward!
39:11I better go!
39:12I love you!
39:14Ready, Ava?
39:17Bye, Daddy!
39:19So long!
39:20Wait!
39:21She forgot Mr. Bear!
39:23Ava!
39:24Stop!
39:26It's too late!
39:27I'll look after you!
39:29All I want is a hug!
39:31Wait a moment!
39:32Hmm, Ava's pillow!
39:34This gives me an idea!
39:37Yeah!
39:37I think this'll work!
39:39I'll place the pillow right here!
39:41I'll stitch the teddy's head to the pillow!
39:43And I'll do the same with the arms!
39:44The legs can go right here!
39:46Wow!
39:47This looks good!
39:48It's perfect!
39:49I have to show Ava!
39:51And they lived happily ever after!
39:54Yeah, I wish!
39:55I miss Dad!
39:57Knock, knock!
39:59Hi, Ava!
40:00Can I come in?
40:01Dad!
40:02You're here!
40:03I have something for you!
40:05I know you're gonna love it!
40:09My teddy!
40:10Thanks, Dad!
40:13Okay, it's sleepy time!
40:15It's just what I wanted!
40:17Good night, Dad!
40:18Sweet dreams!
40:20Ah, I love it!
40:26Time to do some cleaning!
40:30What the heck was that?
40:34What is happening?
40:38I'm in charge now!
40:42You think you're so cool!
40:45Oh, I can sit here!
40:47Whoa!
40:50That was embarrassing!
40:51Look at this!
40:53I think I have an idea!
40:56First, I need a waste paper basket.
40:58I'll wrap some cardboard around it.
41:00And stick it in place.
41:01Then I'll place a circle piece of cardboard on top.
41:03Next, I'll apply a circle of glue to the top.
41:06That should do it!
41:06I can stick the tube to the cardboard.
41:08I'll add more tubes to the top.
41:10I'll add more tubes to different sizes.
41:11Now I need to paint it.
41:12Ooh, this is fun!
41:14I love this color!
41:15It's gonna look great!
41:17I'll let the paint dry.
41:18And it's ready!
41:27This book is so interesting!
41:29Hey!
41:30Check this out!
41:33What is that?
41:36It's our new chair!
41:37What do you think?
41:38Well, I like it!
41:39And it's comfortable!
41:44Huh?
41:45Is that an old tire?
41:47Where did that come from?
41:48Keep your hands off my tire!
41:50I have big plans for it!
41:52First, I need to put it on a flat surface.
41:54I'll start by painting a wavy line on the tire.
41:57I'll go all the way around.
41:59Almost done!
42:00I'll just join it up.
42:01I'll let that dry.
42:03Now I need purple paint.
42:04I'll use this to paint the top half of the tire.
42:07But I don't want to go over the white line.
42:09So I need to be precise.
42:14This is the last part.
42:16That's one half done.
42:17I'll let the paint dry.
42:18Then switch colors.
42:20I'll flip the tire over and paint the other half.
42:22I'll use a smaller brush for the tricky part.
42:25The yellow is a good contrast to the purple.
42:28Okay, I'll let that dry.
42:29Now I need these pins.
42:31I'll stick them into the tire.
42:32I want to space them out evenly.
42:34Then I'll attach a chain to one of the pins.
42:37Then I can loop it around the rest.
42:38Just like this.
42:40I'll fill the center of the tire with a blanket.
42:42This will give it some padding.
42:43And that's it.
42:46Ah, this is so relaxing.
42:48Ooh, what's that?
42:50It's my chair.
42:51Pretty cool.
42:53If you say so.
43:00So that's what babies eat.
43:03Fascinating.
43:04I can make my own baby food.
43:06Thank goodness I have all the supplies.
43:09That ought to do it.
43:10Hope the baby likes bananas.
43:12Just a couple ounces.
43:16Not too much.
43:21Nailed it.
43:22The water has to be perfect.
43:26Andβ¦
43:27Yep, it is!
43:30Now for the real magic.
43:33So far so good.
43:36Now to give this thing a shake.
43:40Sounds good to me.
43:42Always have to test it first.
43:46Ah, smells sweet.
43:52That stuff's not bad.
43:54You like it, baby?
43:57Aw, it's so cute.
44:00I'm like a baby whisperer.
44:03Huh?
44:05Babies eat what?
44:07That's pretty incredible, right?
44:10But I have to make it myself?
44:13It can't be that hard, right?
44:17Whoops.
44:18Haha.
44:19Nobody saw that.
44:21Hopefully the counter's clean.
44:24Gah.
44:24What's next?
44:26A little water?
44:28Huh.
44:29Wonder if it's good.
44:31Hm.
44:31Just gotta mix it up a bit.
44:35Ugh!
44:35Gross!
44:37Jeez!
44:38Ugh!
44:38You like that, baby?
44:40Woah.
44:41She seems really mad.
44:43I won't make you eat that.
44:45Hm.
44:46We do like hot dogs, though.
44:49And I definitely know how to make those.
44:52Into the bottle you go.
44:54Haha.
44:55Is that a good combo?
44:56Oh, sweet salty goodness.
44:59Oh, babies like capers.
45:01Meh.
45:02I'll put a little extra.
45:03But I almost forgot the best part.
45:05A nice cold soda.
45:09Babies can drink coke, right?
45:11Hm.
45:11This is such a good idea.
45:14Not too much here.
45:16Haha.
45:17So delicious!
45:19Dinner's ready, little one.
45:21Hm.
45:22What an interesting color.
45:25Ooh!
45:26You like that?
45:30I'm gonna rock this mom thing.
45:36All right, class.
45:38Who can solve this equation?
45:41Anyone?
45:45Not me.
45:47Hmm.
45:48Betty?
45:49Get your fancy pants up here!
45:52Ugh.
45:53Fine.
45:54Hop to it!
45:56Come on!
45:57I don't know how to do this!
45:59What?!
46:00Sit down!
46:00Geez.
46:02She doesn't have to yell at me.
46:04Anyone else?
46:06Okay, go!
46:08Mickey again, huh?
46:09Is that a hole in her skirt?
46:11That's just too bad, isn't it?
46:13Try buying something new once in a while.
46:18I'm coming!
46:21Whoa!
46:22My skirt!
46:24That underwear!
46:26Can you believe this?
46:28Hahaha!
46:31Hey!
46:31May as well make the most of the attention!
46:35Those moves are epic!
46:37Don't stop, okay?
46:38This is gonna get so many likes!
46:40I like it!
46:42I call it the underwear shake!
46:45Yeah!
46:45That's great!
46:50Check this out!
46:52Everyone likes it!
46:56Why does this keep happening?
46:58Enough!
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