00:00Morning, Ros.
00:01We have an uninhabited island that is, in actual fact, inhabited.
00:05We want them gone.
00:07I don't do face-to-face.
00:09Danny.
00:10Danny, Danny, Dan.
00:12You do what I say.
00:15There was once a brother and a sister.
00:19They were very normal.
00:24When they were wee, they were told,
00:27allow no incomer.
00:31Survive.
00:34And come on.
00:43Uh, hello?
00:44You are hereby informed of your impending eviction.
00:49Have you got Wi-Fi?
00:58Keep away from him.
01:00I've been alone on this island for 30 years.
01:05What about your parents?
01:06Gone, when we were wee.
01:09Must have been hard, being left so young.
01:12You both need to leave.
01:14Back on the mainland.
01:15Your lives will be easier.
01:16I feel a little bit shifty.
01:19Shining words.
01:20I'm vegan.
01:21I don't believe in eating meat.
01:23That's right there, look.
01:24No, I believe it exists.
01:26I just...
01:26What about puffins?
01:27Do you believe in puffins?
01:28Do you believe in fish?
01:29I do believe in all of the animals.
01:31I just don't believe in eating any of them.
01:38The mainlanders, they must adore you.
01:40I think some people think I'm a bit of a weirdo.
01:46Hey!
01:47The sea!
01:48This is my friend Daniel!
01:50You're an islander now.
01:53I'm to the mainland with me.
01:56You'd be happy there.
01:58Why are you happy?
02:00Remove those islanders.
02:03Do whatever it takes.
02:06Far back as time goes.
02:08My family's called this island.
02:11You should've killed you.
02:13Stop, I'm a wizard!
02:14A what?
02:15A wizard?
02:16I know I don't look like a wizard, but I am one.
02:17I'm a wizard.
02:18Kill the wizard.
02:22It's a mainland tool.
02:23Makes me feel like a big man.
02:24It could be dangerous.
02:26Ow!
02:26Right.
02:40It's an island, so you're taught!
02:40It's a wonderful, a dangerous fight!
02:41Can you make a scary fight?
02:41In the UK, it's the only one with the coldest side.
02:41How do you think it's a safe fight?
02:41It's a huge fight!
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