00:10Everything changes, you know, one day you're a cat, just take a little taste for daddy,
00:18come on sweetheart, or a king, the next day you're just ashes in a box, how long would
00:25you say she has? Between two weeks, five minutes. Mr. Rockwell, my name is Sandy Clarkson.
00:35Yeah, Sandy. How you been, buddy? You're the man with five foot crap. Now, Glacier over
00:38there in Greenland, it shifts five feet. Now, this desk in front of me is bigger than five
00:43feet. Mr. Rockwell, my dick is a tenth of that size. Who do you want me to shut down the
00:47billion dollar platform over something that's ten times the size of my dick? I don't believe
00:52you understand what's happening, sir. What did you just say? Sorry, sir. Well, I know
00:56perfectly well what's going on there, because I'm paying for the whole thing. I'm paying
01:00for your fucking 90% Hungarian goose down winter jacket. I'm paying your salary. You want to
01:04shut her down? Well, say it. Mr. President, we're utterly unprotected against a disaster of
01:09this magnitude. What's our worst case scenario? 18 trillion dollars, sir. Is that all the bad
01:18fucking news? There's the nuclear waste, too. Fuck me.
01:31Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out again. Well, let's fucking go.
01:40You knew, long before the rest of us, that is why it is your problem.
01:45If we can't control the course of nature, at least we can control the narrative.
01:50But it happened. Mother Nature, she loved the winner!
01:54You're gonna save the world.
01:56Alright, fellas, Mother Nature wants a fight!
02:02Is he okay? Mr. President.
02:04Mr. President?
02:06Fuck this iceberg, let's dance!
02:12Help me shape the story.
02:13They already know the story. They know the facts.
02:16The story has yet to be told.
02:20When all else fails, you hit them with the truth.
02:23You know, the hard truth. Just bang, bang, bang!
02:28Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?
02:34That's my girl.
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