00:04One, two, one
00:07Just who the hell do you think you are
00:26I pay the light bill in this bar
00:30Hey, what you mean you're gonna cut me off
00:34Just shut up and give me that beer I'm ball
00:37I got no idea who took my keys
00:42Who put this lipstick on my cheek
00:45I know I might come off a whiskey bet
00:50You're probably thinking of three sheets, two of a wind
00:57But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
01:01Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
01:05No, I can't save my CPAs
01:09But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
01:13And I know I can't stand or sit
01:16But if I was ever good I'd dance like this
01:21I'd have a cold one in each hand
01:24But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
01:28Honey, to be honest, I had me a few
01:32And I might have danced with a cowboy too
01:36I might have left my left boot at the bar
01:40You might have seen me laying out in the arms
01:49But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
01:52Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
01:57Oh, I can't save my CPAs
02:00But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
02:05And I know I can't stand or sit
02:08But if I was ever good I'd dance like this
02:12I might have a cold one in each hand
02:16But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
02:26Well, I might have started drinking at noon
02:29But this honky-ton don't cross till two
02:34And I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
02:43Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
02:46No, I can't save my CBAs
02:51But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
02:56And I know I can't stand for shit
02:59But if I was wasted could I dance like this
03:03But I'd have a cold one in each hand
03:07But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
03:10But I'd have a cold one in all three hands
03:14But I ain't as thick as you drunk I am
03:26I mean I'm as good as I once was
03:30But I'm as good once as I ever was
03:37But I'm as good as you drunk I am
03:40But I'm as good as you drunk I am
03:45But I'm as good as you drunk I am
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