00:00You are pathetic, Gary. Cooking. Cleaning. You're not a boyfriend. You're a maid. I need a real man.
00:07Good luck finding a real man who remembers it's your Dallas Easton.
00:13A goddess? Looks more like a lumpy potato to me.
00:17Women really used to worship a car?
00:24What the hell?
00:41Ow, my back! Are you kidding me? What is this? Some extreme feminist cosplay event?
00:48Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival anyway?
00:58Let's go!
00:59Hey! Let me go!
01:01I want steroids!
01:03Go!
01:04Let me go!
01:08Let me go!
01:09Let me go!
01:10Let me go!
01:14Let me go!
01:15Let me go!
01:16Let me go!
01:17Go!
01:30But wait, wait, wait!
01:35Let there be light, ladies!
01:43The firebox messenger has descended!
01:48That's right, worship the magic thumb!
01:51It's dark witchcraft, an illusion to corrupt us!
01:55Shoot that demon down, now!
02:01Holy crap!
02:07The drive is freezing, keep space, keep them alive.
02:11We use this fire.
02:19These chicks are absolutely insane!
02:28Potato Goddess, that's my ticket!
02:37I'm surviving, savage women.
02:40Take those pieces of the hell out of me.
02:43The game on!
02:46Listen, where I come from, men are the out of me.
02:51Women listen, they cook me.
02:55They gently ask for permission, shut up!
02:58Whoa, hey!
03:00Put me down!
03:13You gotta be kidding me!
03:19Look at those five cars!
03:21We said that it's beautiful as hell!
03:24Yeah, laugh it up, you savage Amazon!
03:32Where is the damn restroom?
03:34Don't tell me!
03:41I'm gonna freeze my balls off!
03:49Holy crap!
03:50Help!
03:56I'm gonna break!
03:56I'm gonna break!
03:56I'm gonna break!
04:01Toxic masculinity gets you killed here!
04:05You want an alpha?
04:07Fine!
04:08We'll give you the ultimate house husbands.
04:13Wait, wait, wait, wait!
04:29Let there be light right there.
04:53Let there be light right there.
05:14Let there be light right there.
05:30Let there be light right there.
06:00Let there be light right there.
06:10Let there be light right there.
06:25Let's see what this is going on.
06:43Big sign.
06:44We're carving. This is great.
06:57In my world, men keep the orders.
07:01Women are supposed to beg me, gentlemen.
07:05We're going to win!
07:11Whoa!
07:23You crazy!
07:28You crazy!
07:29What do you think?
07:30Let me know!
07:32Stop throwing me!
07:37Since you won't make a fire,
07:39go do the chores.
07:47Oh my god!
07:50What is that smell?
07:53Did something die in here?
07:55Clean it up.
07:57Wait, all of this?
07:59Are you insane?
08:00I'm an art director, not a dung beetle!
08:02Holy shit!
08:04I'm a ghost!
08:04I'm a ghost!
08:12Ugh!
08:15Ugh!
08:17Ugh!
08:20This is an absolute violation of male dignity!
08:23Back pride?
08:24Back in my world?
08:25Men run the show.
08:26We tell women what to do.
08:28Ha ha ha ha! Look at those tiny ones horns!
08:32They're better than a baby right here, right?
08:34You can barely make a shovel!
08:36Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:38What are you, you piece of trash?
08:44I'll show you, useless! I trench press occasionally!
08:46Can we?
09:07I just wanna go!
09:11God, I'm starving. I'm gonna kill for a cheeseburger right now.
09:16It's not now!
09:18Where's the restroom?
09:19Come on, there's gotta be an outhouse or something!
09:23Excuse me.
09:24Toilet? Restroom? Where'd you guys, you know?
09:29Are you kidding me?
09:30Out there, I'll freeze my junk off!
09:41Holy crap!
09:41Ah, no!
09:43Oh, no!
09:46Oh, no!
09:53Man, I'm literally just walking over here.
10:03If acting tough gets me killed, then screw being tough.
10:09It's time to bring out the ultimate househusband.
10:13You filthy outsider! How dare you defile the sacred ground!
10:17Oh, hold on! I didn't do this! This is a setup!
10:21Silence! Punish him! Dirty blades! Tear his skin off!
10:25With pleasure, High Priestess.
10:35Hey, watch the face. Let a professional handle this.
10:44Done. Spotless. You could eat off this poor now.
10:51Rich crap!
10:54Keep an eye on this freak, Una!
11:03Playing the macho tough guy here is literally a death sentence.
11:06Fine. The brute force won't work.
11:09I'll just have to use the ultimate damex skills I used to hate it.
11:12I will survive.
11:21Where is the meat? We have nothing left!
11:24Because when you chase the horse away, we can't absolutely nothing.
11:28Oh! Look at that smell! It smells like a dumpster in July.
11:31What we have done.
11:32This is human!
11:33Myолов and Bumby!
11:35That was important!
11:48Myconditioned!
11:53No!
11:54The witches taken everybody!
11:56Ah that's real!
11:58Please!
11:59The strong meat must perish in the tradition.
12:02Exile the wounded!
12:04Throw the old men to the Iceland!
12:06Freeze!
12:07No!
12:08We'll freeze the dead!
12:19Bullshit!
12:20Bullshit!
12:21Exile my ass!
12:22Those meats can still be saved!
12:27The demon sinks!
12:29He is grinding you all with his sorcery!
12:33Bullshit!
12:33Take his head off!
12:34Now!
12:36With pleasure!
12:38Pull away!
12:40Now!
12:49Give me one day!
12:51One day!
12:52I swear!
12:53I'll make this beat!
12:54That's all we do without funding!
13:09You have one day.
13:10If this fails, your head goes on a spike.
13:14Deal.
13:15Just keep your blade in its seat.
13:17Laura!
13:18Take your best warriors to the Salt Lake.
13:20I need raw salt.
13:21Bags of it.
13:22Now!
13:23Here!
13:23What now, Magic Man?
13:26God, it smells like a dumpster fire in a locker room.
13:29Listen up!
13:30Cut away the green, rotten parts and toss them.
13:33We only keep the good flesh.
13:35Slice them thin and even, like this.
13:37It helps to dry faster.
13:39Salt.
13:40Wild herb.
13:42Salt draws out moisture.
13:44The herbs kill bacteria.
13:46It's science, ladies.
13:58What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy bitch?
14:00Are you trying to starve everyone?
14:01I'll cut your tongue out, you pathetic liar!
14:12Touch my kitchen again and you're the next thing I saw.
14:16Focus on your teeth.
14:20Touch my kitchen again and you're the next thing I saw.
14:47She's frozen, the demon's food is cursed!
14:51If she dies, I will skin you alive.
14:54Wait, just give her a second, it's your soul!
14:59This is incredible, it's salty, savory, it's a hundred times better than plain ghosted meat.
15:06I could put it a whole way through!
15:23The meat is preserved, we will not starve this winter.
15:30Hail the firemen, the gerbil ring!
15:32See, I told you modern science never lies.
15:36You skinny little genius!
15:38Whoa, hey, put me down!
15:41Woohoo!
15:41Happy birthday, Jesus!
15:46Okay, okay, I guess I'm the chef now.
15:56Water-boiled jerky again?
15:58My taste buds are literally committing suicide!
16:01I can't take this caveman diet anymore.
16:03I need flavor!
16:08Hello!
16:09It's gorgeous!
16:10It's time to introduce these cavewomen to some real flavor.
16:23Come get it, ladies!
16:25The Gary Special, guaranteed to blow your minds!
16:35What sorcery is this?
16:37It smells aggressive.
16:39Try it, big girl.
16:40You can handle it.
16:45It burns!
16:47It burns!
16:47It's like swallowing fire!
16:48But I can't stop!
16:50Give me water and more meat!
16:51Woo!
16:53Woo!
16:54Woo!
16:54Woo!
16:55Welcome to the spicy club, amateurs!
17:01What is this chaos?
17:11Chief, I was just...
17:14Wait, Chief!
17:15That's pure chili oil!
17:16You can't just...
17:17That will kill you!
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