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00:03Have you ever, ever felt like this?
00:15Have strange things happened?
00:17Are you going round the twist?
00:19Have you ever, ever felt like this?
00:23Have strange things happened?
00:26Are you going round the twist?
00:27Well, have you heard the word about the bird and the spider?
00:32It wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside.
00:36Have you ever, ever felt like this?
00:40Have strange things happened?
00:43Are you going round the twist?
00:45Have you ever, ever felt like this?
01:24Hey, Rabbit, you need some more glue there, mate?
01:26I reckon we could smack the fiend.
01:28Oh, we can get a couple up there.
01:30How long can we go?
01:31Get a ladder at home?
01:34What?
01:37What a nerve!
01:38What is this?
01:41Democracy at work.
01:43Private party!
01:45Private party!
01:46What's going on?
01:47Private party!
01:49What on earth's going on here?
01:51Mr. Gribble's running for Parliament.
01:52We decided to take him.
01:54Take him down!
01:56Get him down!
01:58Get those posters down now!
02:00Oh, come on, they're beautiful!
02:03All right, at the schoolhouse, I will explain the Harold Gribble Casino Plan.
02:13You've really done it this time, Harold.
02:15Yep, that's for sure.
02:17Well done, boys!
02:18Thank you!
02:20Well done, boys!
02:21It looks lovely, James.
02:23Look, Harold, no posters.
02:25The Lighthouse is apolitical.
02:27You may need a favour from the Senator one day, Tony.
02:30That's Senator-elect, my love.
02:32Not for long, Mr. Gribble!
02:33You can't stand it the way of progress, Tony.
02:35Look, Harold...
02:35The Progressive Conservative Party will bring yesterday into tomorrow.
02:39All right, when I came up with the idea of the Casino...
02:42Not now, Dad.
02:43Come on, Mr. Twist is going to chuck a wobbly.
02:46Big wobbly.
02:50All right, boys, take the posters down.
02:52Oh, Mr. Gribble, let me spin it!
02:53I know, I know.
02:54Come on, Dad.
02:55I think you're making a big mistake, Tony.
02:56Bye, Harold.
02:57Imagine the Lighthouse festooned with fety lights.
02:59Hey, Tony!
02:59A flickering luminous...
03:01Tony, listen, can the kids look after my nephew Tom tomorrow night?
03:03I think I'd better get down to that meeting
03:05and check what's going on with the Casino, don't you?
03:07Yeah, sure, Nell, that'll be fine.
03:09I'm stuck again.
03:14It's all right, just relax.
03:16Keep reading, I'll do all the cleaning up, OK?
03:18What's she doing?
03:19Oh, trying to hypnotise herself.
03:21That book tells you how to get back to an earlier life.
03:23I would have been a cook.
03:24You know, some people reckon you've lived before.
03:27Linda might have been someone else before she was born.
03:29She could have even been good-looking the first time.
03:31Yeah, what would I have been?
03:33Hmm, a pig, or a hippopotamus.
03:36Maybe even a fridge.
03:37Don't joke about it.
03:39You should respect other people's beliefs.
03:41Oh, this book's in that car.
03:43Huh?
03:44I think Miss James was coming.
03:46Clean this mess up.
03:48Linda, get out of the good chair.
03:54Faye!
03:54Hi, Tony.
03:55You look gorgeous.
03:56Faye, you look gorgeous.
03:58Just something I threw together.
03:59Just something I threw together.
04:02Hi, kids.
04:02Hi, Faye.
04:03Hi, Faye.
04:03Hi.
04:05Come in.
04:06Sorry, you've got a new pet there, Bronson.
04:08Hi, Dad.
04:10Quite a rooster.
04:11Oh, this is not just any rooster.
04:12This is Superbird, a mental giant, an Einstein among hens.
04:15He's got the intelligence of Newton and the charisma of...
04:18Genghis Khan.
04:20He's a little ripper.
04:21Watch this.
04:22Russell.
04:24Number four.
04:31That's fantastic.
04:32Have a go, Faye.
04:33Oh, I...
04:34Go on, have a go.
04:35Um, number six.
04:43Oh, my goodness.
04:45Can I have a go, Dad?
04:46Yeah, sure.
04:49Russell, number five thousand, six hundred and twenty-two.
04:57That's not funny, Pete.
04:58You kids, it'll leave Russell alone.
05:00It's a valuable fowl, extremely intelligent.
05:02Not everyone's got a chook that can count.
05:04Hey, there's a bit in here on chooks.
05:06Yeah, look at this.
05:07It tells you how to hypnotise them.
05:08Don't even think about it, Linda.
05:10Hypnotism is very dangerous.
05:12I don't want you messing with this bird's brain.
05:14Yeah, Linda.
05:14It's already small enough.
05:21It'll never work, Linda.
05:23Stuff in books never does.
05:24Don't be so cynical.
05:26It tells you here he's just going into a pre-synaptic crisis.
05:29Oh, give up.
05:30I'm life.
05:39You did it.
05:40You actually did it.
05:42Oh, gosh.
05:42It's frozen stiff.
05:43You've got the knack.
05:46Hey, try to hypnotise me.
05:47Oh, I don't know.
05:48People are different and chooks don't have as many brain cells.
05:51Then again.
05:52Yeah, very funny.
05:53Come on.
05:54I dare you.
05:55All right, then.
06:01You are feeling sleepy.
06:05Very, very sleepy.
06:07Your eyelids are heavy.
06:12When I say now, you will be a chicken for ten seconds.
06:19Now.
06:32What happened?
06:34You're a chook.
06:35When?
06:36Just now.
06:48Come on, you lot.
06:51We'll be late for school.
06:53Snap him out of it.
06:55But I haven't got up to that bit yet.
06:57Brunson, stop playing with you.
06:58You'll hurt him.
06:59We'll fix him at school then, okay?
07:00Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Quickly.
07:11Give me that.
07:13Hey.
07:14I told you not to mess around with hypnotism.
07:15But, Dad.
07:16No buts.
07:17How was Russell this morning?
07:19A bit stiff in the joints.
07:21But he's fine.
07:22Now?
07:30I understand, Chris.
07:43See you, Dad.
07:45Bye-bye.
07:49Bye-bye.
07:52Fine.
07:55Hypnotism.
08:01You are feeling sleepy.
08:05You're in love with me.
08:08Madly.
08:09Deeply.
08:11Passionately.
08:17What a beauty.
08:20So what are you going to do with it, then?
08:26I don't know if it weighs an egg.
08:27Chris, just don't weigh it.
08:29It's all right, son.
08:30Hey, hey.
08:31Hey, hey.
08:31That's good job.
08:32You did that, Matt.
08:33Get him on.
08:33Get him on.
08:34Get him on.
08:34Get him on.
08:34Get him on.
08:34Get him on.
08:35Get him on.
08:36Get him on.
08:36Ladies and gentlemen, it's all happening here.
08:38Action and plenty.
08:39The atmosphere is electric.
08:40I can cut it with a knife.
08:41Rabbit has possession of the ball.
08:42Up it goes.
08:43Over to Gribble.
08:43The Twister going crazy.
08:44Get the money and get the lunch pass.
08:45Young Gribble.
08:46James Gribble, ladies and gentlemen.
08:47A fine athlete.
08:48First of all, high, high, high.
08:49Up in the air.
08:50Oh, my nose.
08:54Luke takes it right up there in the cloud.
08:56Yeah.
08:56And that's the power of a mark.
08:58Well done, young Twister.
08:59Well done, my lad.
09:00Bad luck, rabbit.
09:01That was a dynamic effort.
09:02You did it, love.
09:03Hey, little squirt.
09:05How come big squirt's got a chook at school?
09:07Linda hypnotised it.
09:08She can do people, too.
09:09Oh, pull the other one.
09:11She can.
09:12Whenever you say now, Pete thinks he's a chicken.
09:14Yeah, sure.
09:28Atta pura jaya vedana hodha dhawasak.
09:33Atta koti pati nesibasina ghawasak.
09:39Koti paha ginaar minu chay malak dhena pataamu pirinamana.
09:42Atta koti pati samag haemma dhawasak.
09:44Musubba dhawasak.
09:46SLT Mobitel 5 minisa daeng haemma gedharamu novena saadhi veegyen
09:49superiori atama fiberfit.
09:51Adishtanen ek saadha.
09:53Covid-saadhanu chayakrahane karamin.
09:57Maupimee dasa-disa.
09:59Vrasnawe heeta dhenegat.
10:01Balapuru dhudhalwa min.
10:04Apekshawal avadhi karamin.
10:06Sunwardhanu kriyawaliyat.
10:08Yali java pala karamin.
10:10Sunwardhanu dheishaya.
10:12Obatat madhu parapuratat.
10:14Urumakar denna ta.
10:16Sasiri.
10:18Sunwardhanu lotharay mandala.
10:21Basi double denna mobitay 127 nek.
10:23Non-stop data package.
10:24Dan bari load karan da.
10:26Social media apps hadara kata non-stop data.
10:28Amatara 10gb any time data.
10:29O namajale kata unlimited cost.
10:32Deja vu is the feeling that we have experienced something before.
10:36Some people believe that it's a memory of a former life.
10:39What do we call this belief in a former life?
10:42Fiona?
10:44Um, reincarnation, sir.
10:46That's right.
10:47James, what religions believe in reincarnation?
10:49Uh, sorry, sir.
10:50I couldn't do my homework last night.
10:51Why not?
10:52Uh, because I was doing political studies.
10:54Oh, really?
10:55Yeah, helping Dad run for Parliament.
10:57Yes, well, James, your father's a fine man,
10:59but that won't get you out of your responsibilities.
11:02In fact, you can do your homework right now.
11:08Ah, what's going on in this?
11:09Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fellas, genus,
11:12this is amazing.
11:13What will Twister next?
11:15I think he's going to lay an egg.
11:16Save it for the drama class, Pete.
11:19Hey, Pete, not now.
11:32Sit down.
11:43Now.
11:56Oh, no!
12:20Enough!
12:22Now, 15 years of teaching have I experienced such impertinence.
12:28Each and every one of these sums will be done before tomorrow morning,
12:32or else you will be suspended.
12:35As of right...
12:36I'll do them, sir, please. Just don't say another word.
12:40Get out!
12:44No, no, no, no.
13:07Take care of us.
13:09Come on now.
13:36Hey Pete!
13:37Nah, mate!
14:00Fresh burners creep in the garden!
14:08Let's do lunch!
14:09Lovely, pretty words!
14:10Let's do lunch!
14:19Oh!
14:20There you go!
14:22Poor Russell!
14:23No such luck!
14:26Well you've all done a fabulous job!
14:28Thank you!
14:28Nothing, just something I threw together!
14:29He's been preparing it all day!
14:33Cheers!
14:34Cheers!
14:36Dad!
14:39Bronson!
14:40Here, have that bit of time!
14:42Thank you!
14:43Bronson!
14:46Hungry, Matthew?
14:49I've been for hours and years!
14:51Here, have that bit of time!
14:52Thank you!
14:56Thank you!
15:00Pete did a great job today impressing us all with chook impersonations!
15:06Didn't you, Pete?
15:09Take that off!
15:12What's that smell?
15:14Bronson's feet!
15:17What is it with all these chicken impersonations?
15:20We're not usually like this, Faye!
15:22There's a perfectly normal explanation for all this!
15:24What is that perfectly normal explanation, Pete?
15:27Look, I can't really explain right...
15:29Well this isn't the time!
15:31Whenever anyone says next!
15:33Bronson!
15:36Hi, Tone!
15:37Are you going to that meeting?
15:39Uh, yes we are!
15:40Since the kids are babysitting Tom, I thought you could give me a lift!
15:44Sure we can!
15:45Well we'd better get going!
15:46I want to know what Senator Gribble's going to do next!
15:50Well, come on!
15:50We don't want to be late!
15:51We've got to leave in a minute!
15:53The meeting's due to start about six!
15:56We'd better leave right now or we're going to miss the...
16:01Hey!
16:06Kids!
16:14Can't do them, Linda!
16:15I'm going to be kicked out of school for sure!
16:19Try this!
16:26You are very good at sums!
16:30You are a genius!
16:33You are...
16:34I'm sick and tired of hypnotism!
16:36Listen to this, okay?
16:38People can be taken back to an earlier life under hypnosis!
16:43They can relive earlier experiences!
16:45Why don't I try it on you?
16:46No way!
16:48No way, Jose!
16:50I've had enough!
16:52Read my eyebrows!
16:56Oh, come on Pete!
16:58You might get back to normal when you come out of it!
17:00And you could've been really brainy in an earlier life!
17:04Maybe you'll be able to do the sums!
17:08Okay!
17:09Alright?
17:14Back!
17:16Back!
17:19Back!
17:21Back!
17:21Back!
17:21You are going back exactly 30 years!
17:30Who...
17:30Who...
17:31Are...
17:32You?
17:34Joe, go lightly!
17:37Fire me!
17:38Oh my gosh!
17:40There's a fire in here!
17:41Quick!
17:42Evacuate all personnel!
17:43Women...
17:44And children first!
17:45What?
17:46Come on, Russell!
17:47You!
17:53Don't worry, ma'am!
17:54I'm a professional!
17:55I'll save you!
17:56What are you doing?
17:57Whoa!
17:58Put me down, you maniac!
18:00Whoa!
18:00Put me down!
18:04Stand back, ma'am!
18:06This is a dangerous situation!
18:14Oh no!
18:15It's freaking the whole place!
18:24Baby...
18:24Back, back!
18:27You are going back exactly 30 years!
18:31Who are you?
18:34Nigel Feather.
18:35I own a flower shop.
18:37A flower shop?
18:38No, no!
18:40Come on, let's try again!
18:42Baby...
18:43You are going back!
18:46Back, back!
18:48Another 20 years!
18:50Who are you?
18:53Crusher Craddock!
18:54World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion!
18:57Good!
18:57You go stop that lunatic from wrecking the lighthouse!
19:00Sure thing, ma'am!
19:02I'll use Crusher Craddock's famous death lock on him!
19:08I'm going back!
19:11I'm going back, son!
19:15Hello, boy!
19:16Yeah!
19:16Let me help you!
19:17Whoa!
19:18Hey!
19:19Hey!
19:20The big guy!
19:22What do you think is this some kind of joke or something?!
19:25No!
19:25No!
19:26Get this in for someone from under me!
19:36No one to those Crusher Craddock's famous death lock!
19:42Um...
19:44You are not a wrestler anymore!
19:46You're a baby!
19:47And you're asleep!
19:48Six, five, four, three, two, one!
19:50Bingo!
19:52Oh, come!
19:53When I clap my hands, you'll come out of it!
19:56Um...
19:57Oh, no!
20:00Ah, it's worth a try!
20:02Baby, you will soon be your old self!
20:06One, two...
20:12You're cured!
20:14Look!
20:14Now, now, now!
20:16See?
20:17Russell's cured, too!
20:24Ah!
20:25You're cured!
20:26Look!
20:27Now, now, now!
20:28See?
20:29Russell's cured, too!
20:30Altydikah!
20:37เชฎเชตเชฟเชคเชเชฐเชพเชฏ เชธเชคเซเชค เชฎเชตเชพเชฏ เชธเชฎเชฐเชฆเช เชธเซเชตเชพเชฏ เชเชพเชฏ เชจเซเชฏ เชคเซเชฐเชพเชฏ เชฆเชฟเชจเซเชเชเซ เชจเซ เชเซเชเชเชฐเชจเซเช เชฆเชฟเชจเซเชเชเซ เชจเซเชจเซ เชเซเชเชเชฐเชจเซ๏ฟฝ
21:02เชฎเชตเชพเชชเชฐเซงเซเชเซ เชจเซ เชจเซเชจเซ เชจเซเชคเซเชค เชธเซเชเชเซ เชจเซเชคเชพ เชจเซเชเซเชตเชคเชคเชพ เชจเซเช เชจเซเชค เชจเซเชเชเซ เชจเซเชเซเชเซ เชจเซเชฏ เชจเซ เชจเซเชถเชเชเซ เชจเซเชคเชจ เชจเซ
21:23Lothra, you are...
21:24Ransi Adhishtam
21:26Baga, you are going to get a lot of food.
21:40This is Baga's birthday to Rasawad cake cake.
21:44Oh, but you didn't get a cake in the microwave?
21:48I think Abbas microwave cake
21:51home and make a cake
21:52and make it make sense
21:55that that's an equal high theater
21:57Abbas home kitchen
21:58and take daddy's room
22:08Oh hi there Hattie
22:11Hi Dad
22:14You don't want to go in there Dad?
22:16No
22:21You were both grounded for 25 years
22:25Waterfights at your age
22:26Tom could have got a chill
22:34You can clean this up
22:36even if it takes all night
22:41Rational field of tin
22:44No Mr. Snapper
22:46No
22:46No
22:47Don't do them
22:49Don't suspend me
22:52It wasn't my
22:53Russell
22:56No
22:57No
22:58Not anything but the rooster
22:59Not the rooster
23:00Come on Linda
23:02Hurry up
23:04How did you start you?
23:04What have you been doing?
23:06Oh just talking to Russell
23:08What do you say?
23:09Nothing much
23:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:16No, no, no, no.
23:19Quick, class, don't step up.
23:22Sit down, class.
23:24Stand up, Pete.
23:26Have you done your homework?
23:28Uh, what do you say homework?
23:30Have you done your homework, or am I going to have to suspend you?
23:34Um, suspend me, so?
23:36Do you realize the severity of this situation?
23:38Yeah, I'm sorry.
23:39Give me that.
23:40I'll tell you the truth.
23:41You see, we were babysitting Nell's nephew, and we were having stuff in the beginning,
23:45you see.
23:46Dad brought Russell home, and Russell's a chook.
23:48How can you do this?
23:49Actually, the rooster, and Linda hypnotised, and then she hypnotised me, and every time
23:52someone says, now, I turn into a chook.
23:54Amazing.
23:56Absolutely amazing.
23:58Hm.
23:59Every one of these sums is correct.
24:01Wonders will never cease, will they, twist?
24:04Hm.
24:07How did you do it?
24:09Just watch.
24:11Back, back.
24:13You are going back 20 years, to the time when you were a maths master at Oxford University.
24:23What is the square root of the square root of 4096?
24:47Here, boy.
24:48Come on.
24:48Come on.
24:49Come to barbecue.
24:49What have you done to him?
24:51Good boy.
24:54Don't look at me like that.
24:55Look at him.
24:56Look what he's doing now.
24:58I can't go into an election with a son like that.
25:01Banana time now.
25:02What do the newspapers say?
25:03Or the TV?
25:04Don't be a dick.
25:05I've got my image to think about.
25:06Heal bananas.
25:07He loves them when they're black and runny.
25:09Oh, where's your table at, sunshine?
25:11Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:20Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:24Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:25How strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
25:45Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:47Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:49Have you ever, ever felt like this?
25:50How strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
25:54Have you ever, have you ever felt like this?
25:58How strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
26:03Rain, rain, go away, come again and I'll say, hey
26:10I can hear myself say, this is not my day
26:14I'm saying, don't say, you won't believe me anyway
26:19I can hear myself say, this is not my day
26:23I'm saying, don't say, you won't believe me anyway
26:28I can hear myself say, this is not my day
26:31How strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
26:36Rain, rain, rain, go away, come again and I'll say, this is not my day
26:41How strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
26:45Rain, rain, go away, come again and I'll say, hey
27:00Rain, rain, go away, come again and I'll say, hey
27:45Thank you very much.
27:46We are going to take care of our children, and we are going to take care of our children.
27:50We are going to take care of our children.
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