00:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to sink it with a mortar? Wait, since when is that
00:04the quest?
00:05Top Yard, South Toploch!
00:07Prepare for the Spanish blockade.
00:08Which one's the frigate?
00:10That's a man of war!
00:11That one's a frigate.
00:13That one's a shooter.
00:14That one's a man of war.
00:15Oh, man.
00:17What?
00:21I can't kill that!
00:24You insane!
00:26I got a 1v3 at the same time.
00:27I got to kill this fuck ass with a mortar.
00:30Which is just going to be like 10 times more annoying.
00:33I see I mortar this guy immediately.
00:35Do a bunch of damage to this guy.
00:36Kill this guy.
00:37Heal up my ship.
00:38Come back.
00:38Shoot a mortar at this guy.
00:39Keep working on this guy.
00:40Mortar this guy until he's dead.
00:42Heal up on him.
00:43Take this guy.
00:44Boom.
00:46Nothing pinch or nothing game.
00:48That's right.
00:49I get it!
00:54Fire!
00:57Please tell me that does at least 1v3 damage.
01:00Oh, just a little bit.
01:01Just a little bit.
01:02Fire!
01:07Shut up!
01:13Oh, my God!
01:17Oh, my good heaven!
01:22Oh, I literally can't kill this one regular style.
01:25I have to just take all this shit.
01:27All right, time to heal up.
01:28Time to heal up on this guy.
01:30There we go.
01:31All right, we're going to heal up on this guy.
01:35Oh, get away from me!
01:36I can only mortar you.
01:38Get away!
01:38Okay.
01:41All right, so that's it.
01:42We're going to heal up on this guy.
01:42All right.
01:46All right.
01:47All right.
01:48All right.
01:49Fascinating.
01:50Very interesting.
01:51Very interesting.
01:52John, you know what my favorite part about losing is?
01:55What?
01:56Learning.
01:57Learning.
01:58Yes.
01:58It's a lesson.
01:59What did we learn here?
02:01What did we learn here, guys?
02:03To give up.
02:04To give up.
02:06Give up and die.
02:08Because I don't know why they would make my quest kill someone with a mortar.
02:13That's a stupid quest.
02:14That's a stupid.
02:16That was a stupid man with stupid ideas.
02:18Yes.
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