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00:03What the fuck is happen- this isn't even plugged in.
00:08I took a break.
00:09I took a break for about a week or so just to get my life back together, to clean my
00:14house.
00:14The house is finally clean.
00:16And while I was gone, hell hath risen up, our world, our lands, everything has gone
00:23to shit.
00:24Today we are talking about Blake Moonberg.
00:28You all knew it was coming, but you didn't know it was going to be this bad.
00:33So Mike Bloomberg jumped in late in the game, as one does when they are a billionaire and
00:39can just buy their way onto the stage.
00:42You know what, I'm bored of being a billionaire.
00:44I'm bored of f***ing children.
00:46You know what I want to do today?
00:48I want to be the president!
00:50So what does he do?
00:51He bombards us with millions and millions and millions of Mike Bloomberg ads on YouTube,
00:57on TV.
00:57What else does he do?
00:59What else does this man do?
01:01The man pays popular meme accounts on Instagram to make memes of him.
01:07The Mike Bloomberg campaign is contacting people like Fuck Jerry on Instagram, like a popular
01:13meme account that steals other people's content for clout and likes.
01:16They're paying these media influencers, these meme accounts, to support and endorse Mike
01:24Bloomberg in ironic, funny ways.
01:27Every joke is like some self-aware joke about how Mike Bloomberg is an old, out-of-touch person
01:32who's not hip with the kids.
01:34Like, Mike Bloomberg's campaign is paying some Zoomer to make these jokes.
01:38And it doesn't add up at all because let's say a kid is influenced by something they see
01:44on this meme account.
01:45Let's say someone, some 18 year old who hasn't voted and who hasn't, who isn't really into
01:49politics that much but sees a funny meme by Mike Bloomberg.
01:53So they look up Mike Bloomberg, or they see Mike Bloomberg in a debate, and they're like,
01:57hey, that's the funny meme guy.
01:59Uh, turns out Mike Bloomberg isn't funny.
02:02He's not a meme guy.
02:03He's not laid back at all.
02:05He's a crusty ass, boring, low energy asshole.
02:10Like, maybe something like this, like this whole meme account thing would work for someone
02:14like Andrew Yang, god bless, we miss him, but fucking, it would have worked for somebody
02:19like Andrew Yang because he's funny, he's young, he's meme-y, he makes jokes on stage
02:24and stuff like that, and he's laid back.
02:26Mike Bloomberg is none of those things.
02:28He's just a boring, old-ass empty suit.
02:31Someone who works for BuzzFeed posted this about the Mike Bloomberg ads on Instagram.
02:36I had to leave BuzzFeed because they wouldn't let me pursue freelance opportunities and
02:40sponsored posts on my personal Instagram.
02:43So how is it okay for Kale Salad, an account run privately by a BuzzFeed employee with 3.5
02:49million followers to do sponsored posts for a presidential nomination?
02:54Hmm.
02:55BuzzFeed being establishment shill sellouts?
02:58Didn't see that one coming.
03:00If you look at any of the replies to these, it gives you hope in humanity because most of
03:05the replies are like, this is weird, buy, unsubscribing, unfollowing, Bernie 2020, Trump 2020, like
03:11nobody is buying this shit.
03:13But there could be people buying this, there could be very apolitical, out of touch, younger
03:17people who aren't really involved in this and see, oh, Mike Bloomberg, he's that guy who
03:22posted that funny meme of the account I follow, gonna vote for him, scary.
03:26So Mike Bloomberg, besides buying meme accounts, besides just buying every single second of airtime,
03:33is also literally buying his way on stage.
03:37Mike Gravel, one of my favorites, who I will be making a video about soon, Mike Gravel reached
03:43the threshold of 65,000 donors months ago.
03:48But the DNC told Mike Gravel, nope, sorry, you're not allowed on.
03:53For reasons.
03:55They had no reasons.
03:56Yet for some reason, the DNC changes the rules to let Mike Bloomberg on.
04:02Now, why would that be?
04:04Why is someone like Mike Gravel or Tulsi Gabbard not allowed on the debate stage, but they change
04:11the rules for Mike Bloomberg?
04:13Well, it might be that he literally paid off the DNC.
04:18So Mike Bloomberg, like all the rest of them, like the media, like everybody, failed the
04:24criticize Bernie and not his supporters challenge.
04:27He randomly came out with this ad.
04:30They're dead.
04:59I'll see you then.
05:03It is vitally important for those of us who hold different views to be able to engage
05:13in a civil discourse.
05:18The billionaire oligarch in Jeffrey Epstein's black book is wagging his finger at the uppity
05:24pores on Twitter.
05:25A lot of these are memes.
05:27What does he think this means?
05:28That very clearly represents their campaign.
05:31And this is one of my favorite memes, by the way, because it's so true.
05:35We've gone after Kamala, we've gone after Pete.
05:38You're next, Bloomberg.
05:40You hear that?
05:41Death's a-knockin'.
05:42And this, this is that meme where I'm asking for your financial support.
05:47It's literally just a meme.
05:48I am no longer asking.
05:50It's a meme!
05:51Is Bloomberg going to stop and frisk us for our memes?
05:56I'm going to make an entire video about the Bernie bro narrative that has been going
05:59on since 2016 because, you know, when someone has a lot of followers, yes, some of them will
06:06be assholes.
06:07It's very obviously transparently a way that media pundits, check marks, and people like
06:13Mike Bloomberg can get away from criticism.
06:17These people think they're on this, like, ivory tower where nobody can touch them, especially
06:23media pundits when they talk about the Bernie bro thing.
06:26The media wishes so badly, like MSNBC and CNN wishes so badly that they can go back to
06:31a time where the lowly peasants couldn't reach them, where the lowly peasants couldn't
06:36criticize them, where they didn't have to see criticism of the propaganda they constantly
06:42spew out.
06:42That is the core of the Bernie bro narrative.
06:46Oh no, people are mean online.
06:48Log off!
06:49If you cannot handle mean tweets, if you're getting upset and you're tone policing and
06:56finger wagging at mean tweets, good fucking luck with Trump.
07:00I don't understand this Bernie bro thing.
07:02If you're so upset that, like, Bernie bros are mean online, why don't you want to release
07:07us to the MAGA people?
07:09Like, why don't you want to release us like attack dogs?
07:13But the fact that Mike Bloomberg thinks this is such a gotcha in response to Bernie saying
07:19he's buying the election?
07:20Can you please criticize policy?
07:24Can you please criticize rhetoric?
07:26History?
07:26History?
07:27No, you can't, because you have nothing.
07:29You have nothing.
07:30You have Bernie bros mean online, just like everyone else.
07:34In retaliation, a Bernie supporter I follow on Twitter came out with this ad.
07:39And I'll be right back.
07:53Something is done?
07:55Yeah, she wins.stopper
07:56.com. We'll
07:56see you soon. We'll
07:56see you soon. Bye.
07:56Bye.
07:57Bye.
07:57Bye.
07:58Bye.
08:01Bye.
08:04Bye.
08:07Bye.
08:11black and latino males aged let's say 16 to 25 don't know how to behave in the workplace
08:18zakai told her boss michael bloomberg she was pregnant she thought he would be pleased and he
08:24said to her kill it wow an ad that criticizes a candidate and not his random supporters
08:34insane it's just incredible that bernie is supposed to take responsibility for what random
08:42followers say on the fucking internet meanwhile mike bloomberg doesn't have to take responsibility
08:47for stop and frisk so if you guys don't know mike bloomberg's why we hate him i should probably go
08:53into that mike bloomberg is just an authoritarian asshole every bad thing liberals say about trump
09:00there is an equally bad thing or worse thing about bloomberg bloomberg is the famous stop and frisk
09:08guy stop and frisk if you don't know is a huge violation of the fourth amendment it's basically
09:14cops can just you know stop you pat you down and try to see if you're doing anything illegal
09:18normal um and bloomberg uh was a big fan of racial profiling he himself said that you know like mostly
09:27black men between the ages of 16 and whatever are the culprits so throw them against the wall
09:35this is like saying every white male like 16 to 20 something you know throw them against the wall
09:42check if they have a gun because all school shooters are white men between the ages of blah blah blah
09:46blah
09:46like or like oh they might be neo-nazis because you know most neo-nazis most white nationalists
09:52are white men between the ages of blah blah blah that's how fucked up it is like you should have
09:56a
09:57reason to frisk somebody you should have a reason to search somebody you can't that's like coming
10:02into somebody's house randomly without like a warrant or anything that's it's a complete violation of
10:07the fourth amendment he was also super supportive of redlining which again an actual racist policy
10:14that literally like creates ghettos um he banned big gulps another stupid ass authoritarian dumb
10:22pointless thing yet he's over here like promoting big gay ice cream on twitter so big gulps are bad
10:30because too much sugar but ice cream good because vote for me he apparently has a bunch of like sexual
10:39assault allegations coming out against him he told some woman who was pregnant to kill her baby
10:45he literally went kill it he made the law that you can't feed homeless people no i'm not kidding
10:52he made it so you're not allowed to feed homeless people on the street or give them food
10:56extremely normal candidate and you'd think this guy would just be laughed out of the democratic party
11:02no trump has been just owning mike bloomberg online lately and you know i don't like trump but
11:08it's been very entertaining all of his criticisms are extremely valid he talks about how bloomberg is
11:16buying the election and how they're trying to steal it away from bernie but people's retorts to trump
11:23owning bloomberg online he's way richer than you mike bloomberg and his money make you shit your cheap
11:3280s pants he's scared because on the debate stage one candidate will be a real billionaire and the other
11:37candidate will be donald trump dollar don is afraid of multi-billion mike how is bloomberg being
11:45richer than trump and own my money bigger than your money hell world all of this just proves these
11:55neoliberals these wine moms these blue dog democrats only dislike trump because the tv tells them to
12:03they only dislike trump because trump is rude because trump hurts their feelings because trump is
12:11russian or whatever the fuck when that recording was outed of him saying oh push the blacks up against
12:18the wall blah blah blah cnn didn't even talk about how messed up and racist bloomberg was being they
12:25started talking about how the footage was obviously dug up by a bernie supporter this is just bernie
12:32supporters being mad why would cnn instead of focusing on the words bloomberg said in that video
12:39pivot to bernie bad there is something absolutely horrifying about my own side or whatever
12:47ushering in someone who could potentially be worse than trump it would set the precedent that
12:54this is normal that it's normal for somebody to just buy an election that it's normal to just be like
13:00at least i'm not trump we already did the at least i'm not trump thing and it didn't work out
13:05so why
13:05are we trying to do it again i am just abs i'm actually mad about this like actually genuinely mad
13:12about the fact that people are just giving bloomberg a pass because he's not trump he said orange man bad
13:19so he's good oh my god this fucking primary is radicalizing me this primary is radicalizing me
13:31somebody stop
13:33oh my god
13:33oh my god
13:33oh my god
13:33oh my god
14:02oh my god
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