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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse EP
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00:00:01Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:15Daisy!
00:00:20I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25What?
00:00:26Apocalypse?
00:00:27You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:00:31What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:00:37Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47Five million dollars?
00:00:55Five million dollars?
00:01:01Three!
00:01:03Yeah!
00:01:08Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:16No!
00:01:23No!
00:01:24Warnings.
00:01:25An extreme cold run.
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:37The deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:02So what?
00:02:03Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:05Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck it!
00:02:21Fuck it!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:44Fuck it!
00:02:45Fuck it!
00:02:45Fuck it!
00:02:46Fuck it!
00:02:56Fuck it!
00:02:57What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?!
00:03:00Who is he?!
00:03:00Oh shit!
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:06Anna, why?
00:03:12That was..
00:03:13For you.
00:03:15I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:37After everything I've done for you!
00:03:40Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy, we've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:48We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around, so we ate your little puppy.
00:03:53You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:09No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:12She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining.
00:04:20You chud.
00:04:21Relax.
00:04:21It's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know I'm always open to your experiences, Carter baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined you'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:39If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:56Oh my god!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:08replicates on the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:17I'm living.
00:05:19I was my fault.
00:05:20I'm living.
00:05:22I'm living.
00:05:24I'm living.
00:05:25I'm living.
00:05:26I'm alive.
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:39is this quantum space does that mean i could store countless amounts of food here and it won't ever
00:05:46aspire relax baby now we have quantum space we're never gonna run out of fuel or food ever again
00:06:02this time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps
00:06:25now before the apocalypse comes i'm gonna go all out
00:06:59what a night huh daisy
00:07:00what the hell are you doing
00:07:15come back here you redneck how dare you ignore me
00:07:18just ignore him honey he's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college so
00:07:23he chose the army he doesn't even deserve to be your husband
00:07:30laugh while you can when the apocalypse comes i'll be the one laughing but until then it's time to
00:07:36make some money
00:07:42powerball numbers 5 12 24 41 37 41 blue ball 8 are you sure this time sir you changed it
00:07:50five times
00:07:50already sure as ever
00:07:56oh my god sir congratulations thanks buddy here's your tip let's go baby let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:07100 propane tanks are you throwing a barbecue on mars or planning to blow up the white house for fuck's
00:08:13sake
00:08:13if i told you you wouldn't believe me you're crazy there's 30 tanks over there and we'll deliver the rest
00:08:33i know you're tired daisy
00:08:36just need one more thing today let's go get in the cockpit
00:08:55sir we've installed the most advanced power system insulation system and weapon defense system
00:09:00according to all your requirements this is the top of the lino model in the world capable of worst
00:09:04stand temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees good the money's been sent plus a little extra
00:09:12what is wrong with you get the pasta that truck is a cosa vieja is blocking the whole street you
00:09:16cannot doing this okay this is not correct i am hoa president and i'm ordering you move it
00:09:20ahora mismo or i give you tickets see i do the hoa doesn't dictate to me the apocalypse is coming
00:09:27and i have to prepare for it you better stock up yourself
00:09:33apocalypse you one of them climate change believe in nut jobs i've said it all along people like
00:09:39henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out having this blue core trash living in
00:09:44our gated community it's just backwards henry
00:09:55are you okay did something happen do you need my help
00:10:01camilla my high school crush she's always been kind to me in my past life after the apocalypse began
00:10:06she even brought food
00:10:11henry don't worry i'll get you to safety you'll be okay
00:10:20henry i heard you ran out of food so i brought you some cans
00:10:23you're a lifesaver camilla
00:10:26get out of here and don't come back
00:10:27i joined the military protect the people like camilla this time i'm gonna cherish her i won't ever let her
00:10:37down again
00:10:37don't worry camilla i'm fine but listen you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42as much as you can in the next few days okay
00:10:48oh if you say so henry i'll do it
00:10:57even if i have supplies i need to make sure they won't be stolen
00:11:01but i've almost run out of money looks like i need to turn to plan b
00:11:09five million dollars
00:11:12nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
00:11:16five million not a penny less
00:11:18i'm not a bank
00:11:20if you can't pay back the loan
00:11:22with interest
00:11:23on time
00:11:25you'll have to pay an even bigger price
00:11:27what kind of price
00:11:47our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products but because the spider gang always keeps
00:11:52its word
00:11:53if you default on the loan you'll become one of them
00:11:58listen to that beautiful sound
00:12:00i wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
00:12:02sounds like a kidney
00:12:04look
00:12:05you'll get every penny
00:12:10i'm afraid you won't live to see that money
00:12:12when the apocalypse comes we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
00:12:16you can die like the thermia and i'll kill you myself
00:12:30henry that guy you saw with me in vegas was just an old friend
00:12:34honest
00:12:36where have you been i've missed you
00:12:39what do you want
00:12:41i lost all the money you gave me gambling in vegas i was just gonna ask for a little more
00:12:45what do i look like
00:12:46a walking atm
00:12:48you're not getting any money from me
00:12:49are you broke
00:12:51seriously
00:12:52you can't even come up with a little money
00:12:54what kind of man are you
00:12:56what kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money
00:13:00you're a fucking asshole
00:13:02you're not a boy
00:13:04i want all of these
00:13:05and all the inventory in your warehouse
00:13:08what are you insane henry
00:13:10can you even afford all this stuff
00:13:12do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in
00:13:15you're crazy
00:13:16i've had enough
00:13:16i want a divorce
00:13:18right now
00:13:19cool
00:13:21let's divorce
00:13:22don't go back on your word
00:13:24you
00:13:25you crazy poor bastard
00:13:27don't come crawling back because i'm finished with you
00:13:30sir that will cost a lot of money
00:13:32we don't have enough transportation to deliver it all
00:13:34don't worry i have the money and i have the transportation
00:13:40you can come over now
00:13:59it's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
00:14:25Henry that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket
00:14:31but he wouldn't give me any money
00:14:33you must be henry
00:14:34anna's useless husband
00:14:36it seems you've forgotten your place
00:14:38you're a bottom feeder buddy
00:14:40now hand over your illegal gains
00:14:43or i'll show you no mercy
00:14:47oh great what do you want
00:14:50listen
00:14:51i'm your wife's lover
00:14:53if you know what's good for you
00:14:54give the money to anna
00:14:56or else you'll regret it
00:15:11you crazy moron
00:15:13how dare you hit sweet carter
00:15:14he's the heir to ironclad energy
00:15:17the oil giant
00:15:18do you realize how quickly he could ruin you
00:15:20i'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
00:15:23in a few days when the apocalypse comes
00:15:27all that money will be worth squat
00:15:44scared now
00:15:45compared to carter
00:15:47you're nothing
00:15:48you keep talking about apocalypse
00:15:50but the only apocalypse happening
00:15:52is yours
00:15:55shoot him babe
00:15:55took your chick
00:15:56now i'm gonna take your life
00:15:58kneel down and beg for my forgiveness
00:16:00or i'll send you to hell
00:16:01i'm afraid
00:16:03hell's fully booked at the moment
00:16:05two dipshits
00:16:07must have took my place
00:16:31the best military grade defense equipment money can buy
00:16:35fully operational
00:16:36fully under my command
00:16:38think carefully about your next mission
00:16:40crazy bastard
00:16:41i'll kill you
00:16:43do it
00:17:07you just wait you bastard
00:17:10this isn't over
00:17:13finally
00:17:14after a week of hard work
00:17:15my house is now an invincible fortress
00:17:18it can keep warm
00:17:20withstand explosions
00:17:22and recycle energy
00:17:50carter ironclad energy
00:17:53i just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:17:58shh
00:18:04shh
00:18:24this much oil
00:18:25will last for generations
00:18:27it seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe
00:18:41everything is finally in place
00:18:43now i can live comfortably in the apocalypse
00:18:46as you can see our oil reserves are unrivaled
00:18:49oil depots across the country are full
00:18:52and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time
00:19:05carter
00:19:05carter
00:19:05it seems your goods are selling very well
00:19:09breaking overnight
00:19:10ironclad energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots
00:19:15food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace
00:19:20this is just the beginning
00:19:21the real reckoning hasn't even started yet
00:19:37no way don't tell me
00:19:39has the apocalypse come early
00:19:46mayday
00:19:47we're going down
00:19:58What is happening?
00:20:00What is happening?
00:20:06It wasn't supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:21Camilla.
00:20:25Camilla.
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:30Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:32Take care of yourself.
00:20:34Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane.
00:20:38It's winter.
00:20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:50The governor said everything is normal.
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:20:59Henry, I believe you.
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22What?
00:21:23How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right.
00:21:26The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:41It's about to begin.
00:21:42System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:22:11My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:17I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen.
00:22:19I can't help it now.
00:22:21Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:27Here's no defend for yourselves.
00:22:49Fuck.
00:22:50Why is it so cold?
00:23:02This damn window!
00:23:04What's wrong?
00:23:09No.
00:23:11Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:17Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy, too stupid for college, couldn't predict something like this?
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold goes away.
00:23:30Let's get out of here!
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces.
00:23:38There's no water or electricity, and I can't keep warm at all.
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food.
00:23:47I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:50It's that jinx Henry's fault.
00:23:52Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:56And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last you.
00:24:01Then let's go find him.
00:24:02We can ask him for food.
00:24:04If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:06Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay!
00:24:08Go!
00:24:09Go!
00:24:17It smells so good.
00:24:19It's Henry.
00:24:21He's actually barbecuing.
00:24:23Henry.
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking, man.
00:24:27We're starving here.
00:24:29Henry, as the Ho-A president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes!
00:24:33Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:35We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:37You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food.
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:52You selfish bastard!
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:55How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:58Yeah, Henry.
00:24:59Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:04Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife!
00:25:17You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible!
00:25:26I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour, defending our freedom, you were here cheating
00:25:32on me with Carter.
00:25:34Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:36When you begged me for money, I didn't have you call me a poor bastard.
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this?
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back.
00:25:49You two are disgusting!
00:25:54Enough of this crap!
00:25:56Open the door, Henry!
00:25:58We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:02Yes!
00:26:03We're all good neighbors!
00:26:05We should help each other!
00:26:09Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:14Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob!
00:26:23You knocked over my fence!
00:26:24Could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:29Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toys?
00:26:31Soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt!
00:26:41I ought to kill you!
00:26:42Hey!
00:26:43What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complianted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:50I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:52If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:01You all treated me terribly.
00:27:03You judged me.
00:27:04Called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:08Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:11Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:26You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down.
00:27:29How's that?
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:34Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead!
00:27:44Smash it down!
00:27:51What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:55Take your time!
00:27:57I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:01Smug little asshole.
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw.
00:28:03That should do the job.
00:28:16I'll give you one last chance, Henry.
00:28:18Open the door now.
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in.
00:28:22If you saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:24Go ahead.
00:28:25This should be fun.
00:28:29Oh, Henry.
00:28:30You really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark.
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material.
00:29:08Even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:10But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:26Defense mode activated.
00:29:28Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard!
00:29:41He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:49With this many people, it won't do anything.
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:30:00Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:08Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:15One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now.
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you!
00:30:34I miss you!
00:30:34Please, just take me back!
00:30:37I'll make it up to you!
00:30:37I'll do anything!
00:30:43If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never!
00:30:50I swear!
00:30:53Liar.
00:30:54Even Daisy hates you.
00:30:56Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:04Just you wait!
00:31:05I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:07Hmph.
00:31:15That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:18So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:21It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:28Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:32We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:47The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No!
00:31:50Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him.
00:31:55Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know what's going to happen, right?
00:32:08Take me to him now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:25This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:28We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:32Oh, man.
00:32:34Oh, man.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:39Like taking candy from a baby.
00:32:41Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men.
00:33:12Your men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:15And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:20The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:34Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:38It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47sense.
00:33:48Oh, shut it!
00:33:49I bet you were just fighting against farmers.
00:33:51How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang?
00:33:54You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:11Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:31Let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:43What?
00:34:43You're kidding me!
00:34:45What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:58Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah.
00:35:01What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun.
00:35:05We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:08If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:12You have my word.
00:35:14How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:18Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:19You are a pussy.
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:25Besides, you can use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy.
00:35:34I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:38All right, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot!
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy.
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck.
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is.
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame.
00:36:30I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:32John was just testing you.
00:36:33This is just the beginning.
00:36:35You're about to go down.
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead.
00:36:45John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough.
00:36:55John's definitely got this.
00:36:57Those supplies are ours.
00:37:06Give up.
00:37:07Hand over the supplies.
00:37:09Then kneel down and beg for mercy.
00:37:17Next time you hear the Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:20Now get out of here.
00:37:21Don't come back.
00:37:22Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fireworks.
00:37:29Don't go in.
00:37:30He's like, 快, but...
00:37:43Let's get out.
00:37:48Then he's getting eaten.
00:37:49Dude!
00:37:49Don't go in there.
00:37:52That would prove to me that he won't beichtenear.
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:27That guy is crazy.
00:38:29Did you send me here to try and get me killed?
00:38:31I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No!
00:38:33Please!
00:38:34I would never!
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself!
00:38:59Henry, help!
00:39:00They're going to kill me!
00:39:04Listen up, you bastard.
00:39:05If you want to save her, come up to the Black Market.
00:39:07Bring enough food for everyone.
00:39:08Otherwise, we will deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The Black Market?
00:39:13I know where that is.
00:39:15Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on.
00:39:25I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's Black Market auction.
00:39:41Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs.
00:39:45If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:50No!
00:39:52Let me out!
00:39:53Don't!
00:39:56Such fine piece of arse is a rare commodity in the Black Market these days.
00:40:01Naturally, she'll fetch a high price.
00:40:03Starting bid?
00:40:0450 pounds of flour!
00:40:07No!
00:40:08Let me go!
00:40:09This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails.
00:40:15But you've got a bit of fight in you.
00:40:16You seem like a fun time.
00:40:17The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour.
00:40:21150 pounds.
00:40:22150 pounds!
00:40:24This is exciting!
00:40:25Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds.
00:40:27Don't worry, guys.
00:40:28After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's pleat-loosed up.
00:40:31That way you all can watch.
00:40:35Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:38300 pounds!
00:40:39She'll be my private toy!
00:40:41I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:43300 pounds of flour!
00:40:44That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room.
00:40:47You know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour now.
00:40:50You're more valuable than gold!
00:40:51You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No!
00:40:56Stop!
00:40:57Someone save me, please!
00:41:00300 pounds going once.
00:41:04Going twice.
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Help!
00:41:08Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:13I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:25I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:40Don't worry, Camilla.
00:41:41I'm coming.
00:41:49Henry, I don't remember your name being on the guest list.
00:41:53You don't need to care.
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl.
00:41:57Now, do we have a deal?
00:41:59Who the hell are you daring to compete with me, the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
00:42:03Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody.
00:42:06We'll kick him out right away.
00:42:08He's overestimating himself.
00:42:101,000 pounds of flour?
00:42:11That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:42:14This guy clearly doesn't have it.
00:42:15Of course.
00:42:16Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
00:42:23Do people really know how to underestimate a common man?
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse!
00:42:28If you really have 1,000 pounds of flour, everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect!
00:42:33And that seat would be yours!
00:42:34If no one has heard of your name, I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
00:42:39And for that, we show no mercy.
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
00:43:15It's real!
00:43:16Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:18I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now.
00:43:24Face it.
00:43:25You can't compete with me.
00:43:27Better stop bidding.
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole a little flour?
00:43:33We're old money.
00:43:35Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
00:43:49Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
00:43:52Treasures among treasures.
00:43:53They're much more valuable than flour.
00:43:55Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:58It's not about the slut.
00:43:59It's about making a point.
00:44:01I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
00:44:05You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious!
00:44:11This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays!
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:15You think you can still compete?
00:44:20Watch me.
00:44:38What the hell is this?
00:44:46Now, does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:53Henry wins the first item!
00:45:06Thank you, Henry.
00:45:13Let's go home, Pamela.
00:45:19What a wonderful performance.
00:45:24Unfortunately, you don't mess with me and get away with it.
00:45:27You won't be walking out that door today.
00:45:31You.
00:45:32You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
00:45:35Actually, this was your wife's idea.
00:45:37I have to say, she knows you well.
00:45:39This trick worked wonders.
00:45:40Now, any last words?
00:45:43I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
00:45:46Get on your knees and apologize to me and John before he kills you!
00:45:52First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her.
00:45:55Second, you, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed.
00:45:58How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
00:46:04Henry, it's all my fault.
00:46:05They used me to get to you.
00:46:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:08These people can't hurt us.
00:46:13System, come in.
00:46:16What the fuck?
00:46:32What are you waiting for?
00:46:33Fire!
00:46:34Kill them!
00:46:42Henry, are you okay?
00:46:44I'm fine.
00:46:45Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:46I'll take you home, okay?
00:46:47Bastards, hold on tight.
00:46:48Stop them!
00:46:49Stop!
00:46:53You losers!
00:46:55What are you doing?
00:46:58The rest of you, execute plan B!
00:47:03Henry, if it weren't for you, I would have died there.
00:47:06I don't know how to thank you.
00:47:08Don't worry, Camilla, you've always been so kind to me.
00:47:11I couldn't let that happen to you.
00:47:19Henry, look behind!
00:47:38Go to hell, Henry!
00:48:02System, take the wheel.
00:48:24This idiot is gonna get himself killed, shoot him!
00:48:35Machine gun!
00:48:37Machine gun!
00:48:44Run!
00:48:44Oh, fuck!
00:48:57Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry, help!
00:49:06Help!
00:49:19Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard!
00:49:30How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:49:38Don't you forget it.
00:49:43I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:50:02Oh, my God.
00:50:04You have so much amazing food.
00:50:07Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:09Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly.
00:50:24Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:54You are because you don't want to make me.
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry!
00:51:35We're starving!
00:51:37Open the door!
00:51:38Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please!
00:51:41Give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything!
00:51:43Expired rotten!
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45Save us!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry!
00:51:55Henry!
00:51:55I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:58If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:01I will never save them.
00:52:02They deserve it.
00:52:03They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food, food, food, food.
00:52:22Food, food, food.
00:52:46if what you're saying is true and that house has enough food to feed my army
00:52:52we can dominate at the world when the cold wave ends everyone will worship me
00:53:42general mason thank you for rescuing us in time don't worry henry's house has an abundance of food
00:53:47and supplies but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced i doubt they could rival our army beside
00:53:52maybe we don't even need to shoot after all we have his wife
00:54:10they're coming for my house this isn't like anything i've faced before and the next cold
00:54:15wave is coming soon let's go to the basement system activate extreme level defense
00:54:32henry know you're in there the army has you surrounded hand over all the food
00:54:36otherwise you your wife and anyone else inside will die
00:54:42henry honey please save me i was really wrong please give them the food they'll kill me otherwise
00:55:01that woman she hasn't been my wife for a long time do whatever you want with her stupid court
00:55:09shut it will you
00:55:12general mason speaking i'll give you one last chance open the door and hand over the food
00:55:18otherwise this slut gets it wait you're that general mason
00:55:22the same general mason who deserted battlefield in the middle east and got an entire company of
00:55:28soldiers killed i've heard a lot about you no this is all fake news who gave you that information
00:55:35if you have the guts to fight come in but i have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation
00:55:42scared watch this attack
00:56:00damn it why did you tell me he has mini guns
00:56:09drive in
00:56:26his fortress is nothing i'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time
00:56:41if i don't come back take daisy and get in the car drive as far away as possible
00:56:46no no matter what happens i'm staying with you
00:56:49and then please can't
00:57:17and you can't
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:24Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:54I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:10I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Go!
00:58:34Go!
00:59:09Damn it, where are all your supplies?
00:59:11There's nothing here!
00:59:14Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15He got my hand.
00:59:17Let me kill him.
00:59:18We have an army.
00:59:20And you're all alone.
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:25Try it.
00:59:25You can't do anything to me.
00:59:41No!
00:59:43No!
00:59:44No!
00:59:45No!
00:59:47No!
00:59:48No!
00:59:50No!
01:00:12Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:25action deployments, 3 high-value target extraction, 1 silver star, 2 bronze stars with valor, and 1 purple heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:35What?
01:00:36You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:41So you're not a loser?
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:51Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:31Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll
01:01:36wash your dog! Shave your back! Anything!
01:01:39Pathetic!
01:01:40Pathetic.
01:01:41Anna, this is the man you left me for? You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:55Please don't kill me
01:01:56I'll do anything
01:01:57Please don't kill me
01:02:01I'm your wife
01:02:02We made a vow
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once
01:02:14Hey handsome, ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course sweetheart, let's go
01:02:17No, you can't leave me here, I'll freeze to death
01:02:20Henry, please come back
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did
01:02:26If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better
01:02:32I was so stupid
01:02:36What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on
01:02:42Like building our new house
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me
01:02:47There's some good land I scouted nearby
01:02:48I can build us something there
01:02:50Then we can start again, together
01:02:52Life is on the farm
01:02:55Life is more than just one of the young people
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