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Reborn as a Rat I Rule the Campus
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:58懂了吗我要是死了你们也会得到制裁的下水道里都是老鼠只需要几分时间你就会被吃干净连尸体都装饿等死亡证明一开你们的一切就都是我了吗那两个畜生要谋夺我的财产
00:01:26还要算计我父母我必须想办法阻止它老鼠有老鼠曹操操操操这什么情况完了还好我跑得快谁说女生战斗力弱的太特那么彪悍了恭喜宿主成功收集大量情绪值满足系统要求系统开启系统喜怒哀乐
00:01:51宿主只要引起生物情绪变动获得情绪值就能消耗情绪值进行升级进化能变强还能进化一阶灵鼠废去繁胎灵智初开二阶玄鼠玄文出现灵源归真三阶混元鼠超凡脱俗天元圆满四阶莫麒麟生振九霄麒麟化形五阶太虚兽原子吐息震摄天地和化人形太虚兽长得跟哥斯拉一样
00:02:17那岂不是无敌了林小亮蒋小迪你们两个贱人给我等着等老子变强早晚回去弄死你们猫猫学长完了完了还没变身哥斯拉就要命葬猫口了猫学长我以前还撸过你呢恭喜宿主成功使梨花猫产生愤怒获得一点情绪值
00:02:45差点命丧猫口才获得一点情绪值想要变成哥斯拉我得收集到猴年马月啊诶女生宿舍有了这是小花神娜娜沈氏集团千金神娜娜妖缠万贯性格冷傲是整个江城大学无数男生都妄想征服的梦中一身
00:02:57但至今没有一个追求者成功靠近他三年以内这样的超级白富美就这么水灵灵地出现在我眼前还是在上厕所的时候所以这是我能看的吗
00:03:27老鼠老鼠老鼠
00:03:47获得沈亚娜情绪值120点果然还是得从女生身上收集情绪值就算是沈氏千金她也怕老鼠啊当前情绪值121可进化为零鼠获得技能隐秘术隐秘术那岂不是
00:04:06请问戏主是否进化当然小花们感受来自鼠鼠的恐惧吧
00:04:29娜娜姐没有啊哪来的老鼠那应该是从下水道跑了没想到沈千金也会怕老鼠谁怕了我只是嫌她恶心而已好了好了多大点事有我在你再敢来看我不是叫梯子好了好了睡觉吧
00:05:05不仅获得了隐秘术力量和速度都获得了成长现在的我遇到之前那只梨花猫绝对不用跑了就是下一次升级居然需要两千点情绪值好在我现在有绝佳的情绪生产器两千点情绪值也只不过是时间问题吧
00:05:34降临笑话言欣然文体两开花身材完美到无可挑剔完全不像是一名大学生就你也可以追我就你了这就是全校男生
00:05:42梦中女神的床吗好香啊夜深了让哥哥跟你说点悄悄话吧
00:06:01别闹明天还得上课呢都说了别闹了
00:06:31老鼠老鼠老鼠老鼠
00:06:32I'm not gonna do it again.
00:06:41I'm not going to stop it again.
00:06:42I'm not gonna do this again.
00:06:42What is it?
00:06:42Hey, you're going to leave the car.
00:06:44This you're going to break out the car.
00:06:45And then you're cutting the car.
00:06:45Will you get the car too?
00:06:47The car is 506.
00:06:48You're looking at the car.
00:06:50It's not like in a way.
00:06:52But it's not like it.
00:06:54It must be like a car.
00:06:54It's not like it's too old.
00:06:55You're crazy.
00:06:58It's like a car.
00:06:59You got it too.
00:07:00It's too big.
00:07:00I'm just getting it to him.
00:07:01Just you these two things.
00:07:02再追一百年也抓不到我
00:07:04一起笑 拍死他
00:07:05我 我按住他了
00:07:08真的按住了吗
00:07:10好像是按住了
00:07:12按住了
00:07:13你们看 老鼠的尾巴还露在外面呢
00:07:16快 拿东西拍死他
00:07:23获得累计喜悦情绪值1560
00:07:26当前情绪值2073 可进化
00:07:28开心也是情绪哦
00:07:29我的笑花们
00:07:31进化
00:07:32我的天呐
00:07:34他在发光
00:07:36他居然在发光
00:07:37什么发光 欣然
00:07:40你演花了吧
00:07:46啊
00:07:47啊
00:07:51出了 快 快出了
00:07:53获得人心人情绪值105点
00:07:56获得人心人情绪值85点
00:07:59鲍然 你别动 我帮你抓
00:08:03跑到后背了 他好像能听到我们说话一样又换地方了
00:08:06别晃着了 快帮忙
00:08:08我 我来
00:08:16他舔我了 我不干净了
00:08:19就这 还高冷女神呢
00:08:22切
00:08:29刚才那一波闹腾竟然赚了这么多 距离下一次进化也不远了
00:08:35别看了 亮哥 那可是沈氏集团的千金 以林家的实力 林妃给沈娜娜提鞋都不配 更不用说你这个养子
00:08:46再说一遍
00:08:48对不起 亮哥 我不是那个意思 我是说那个沈娜娜也不过是表面光鲜罢了
00:08:55不行 一只老鼠在我们寝室为所欲为 起我们头上拉屎拉尿 这口气我咽不下
00:09:03欣然 你要做什么
00:09:07我要和那只臭老鼠同归于尽
00:09:11进啸花寝室 伤往啸花的床 这日子以前想都不敢想
00:09:23抓老鼠
00:09:24抓老鼠
00:09:28什么情况
00:09:33你看 严大笑花他们宿舍居然有老鼠
00:09:36还在拍照片发校园网上求助 你说要多脏多乱 才会有老鼠啊
00:09:40林 林妃 你给我看林妃的照片做什么
00:09:43什么林妃 这明明是老鼠啊
00:09:48真是老鼠
00:09:51可这只老鼠的眼神为什么那么像林妃 不管了 像林妃也该死
00:09:57亮哥 你也想和严大笑花约会
00:10:00别废话 快去
00:10:03欣然
00:10:05为了这只老鼠你是真活出去了 不管是谁
00:10:10只要能抓住这老鼠你就和他约会了
00:10:11你至于吧
00:10:12至于
00:10:17女神 真的假的 抓一只老鼠就能和你约会
00:10:21没错
00:10:25我干了兄弟们 这个机会给我408寝室莫属
00:10:36你们想跟我约会吗
00:10:37你们想跟我约会吗
00:10:39你们想跟我牵手吗
00:10:41你们想跟我牵手吗
00:10:42你们想看我穿黑丝吗
00:10:46那就去抓住那只老鼠
00:10:48送到我面前 我就给你们这个机会
00:10:51你们想看我穿黑丝吗
00:10:52出啊
00:10:52出啊
00:10:53出啊
00:10:57出啊
00:10:58丑老鼠
00:11:00看老娘今天不把你大线发快
00:11:01啊
00:11:03变了变了
00:11:05竟然是真的被这只老鼠给逼疯了
00:11:10不愧是严大笑花
00:11:11舔狗真多啊
00:11:13这么多人
00:11:14岂不是正好可以趁机收割一波情绪值
00:11:20来吧
00:11:21来吧 来吧
00:11:22叔叔我已经饥渴难耐了
00:11:30什么情况
00:11:31人呢
00:11:37这是拿我当傻逼了
00:11:38差点忘了
00:11:40在它们眼里
00:11:41我确实就是一只普通的老鼠
00:11:43如果是这样的话
00:11:45那就让我这个学霸鼠
00:11:47给它们一点小小的惊喜
00:11:49来吧
00:11:50来吧
00:11:53来吧
00:12:17来吧
00:12:18老弟
00:12:20老弟
00:12:21你是来拉屎的吧
00:12:27获得重男生累计情绪值一千八百四十五点
00:12:28嗨
00:12:31我去你大爷大
00:12:34别让它跑了
00:12:36追
00:12:39追
00:12:40追
00:12:40追
00:12:40追
00:12:41追
00:12:41追
00:12:41追
00:12:48追
00:12:55追
00:12:57女神
00:12:58是这只老鼠吧
00:12:59不是这只
00:13:00女神
00:13:01你不会不认账吧
00:13:02我看着也不像
00:13:03那只老鼠头上好像有菱形标记来着
00:13:05管不了那么多了
00:13:06是老鼠都该死
00:13:13太残暴了
00:13:14系统
00:13:15快给我进化
00:13:16我可不想被这娘们抓住死无全尸
00:13:28这进化的感觉真不错
00:13:31铁齿甜牙
00:13:32无坚不脆
00:13:33好技能
00:13:37嗯
00:13:38怎么
00:13:39还想吃我
00:13:41可惜
00:13:42今时不同往日
00:13:52香肠 薯片 猪肉款
00:13:54嗯
00:13:55这个味道不错
00:13:56多拿两包
00:13:59完美
00:14:00差点忘了
00:14:01要赶紧提醒爸妈防备林小亮
00:14:02和蒋小迪
00:14:04这对狗男女
00:14:08也不知道颜大笑花
00:14:09有没有设置密码的习惯
00:14:11竟然
00:14:13真的不是那只老鼠吗
00:14:15肯定不是
00:14:16那老鼠的模样
00:14:17我化成灰都认得
00:14:18那
00:14:18那现在怎么办
00:14:20放心吧
00:14:21就算没打死
00:14:22那老鼠应该也吓跑了
00:14:23这老鼠应该也吓跑了
00:14:31跑了好
00:14:32终于可以安稳地睡一觉了
00:14:42终于可以安稳地睡一觉了
00:14:43他 它这是成精了
00:14:45It's been a dream.
00:14:46It's been a dream.
00:14:47It's been a dream.
00:14:48I'm a dreamer.
00:14:50I'm a dreamer.
00:14:51I'm a dreamer.
00:14:52I feel like this mouse is big.
00:14:54It's the same one?
00:14:55I don't care about it.
00:14:57It's the same one.
00:14:57I'm going to kill it today.
00:14:59Don't be kidding.
00:14:59Don't be kidding.
00:15:01This guy is a password.
00:15:11Come on.
00:15:13Come on.
00:15:15I am going to kill it.
00:15:17I'm not a dreamer.
00:15:18I am a dreamer.
00:15:19And I'm a dreamer too.
00:15:21I'm a dreamer too.
00:15:21You know what?
00:15:21He walked when he was looking during,
00:15:24he's a dreamer.
00:15:26He was a dreamer too.
00:15:26He's a dreamer.
00:15:27He looked so old.
00:15:29He was a dreamer and increase.
00:15:30I'm a dreamer too.
00:15:36obtained this blissful.
00:15:39It's a dreamer.
00:15:40I am not a dreamer.
00:15:43I don't care what you can do, I'll be able to find someone else, or I'll be able to leave
00:15:47them.
00:15:48Dad, Mom, I'm back.
00:15:52You know you're going to where you're going?
00:15:57You're going to where you're going.
00:16:00You're going to where you're going.
00:16:01He's already two days left.
00:16:04Maybe he's going to a house at a hotel, who doesn't call me.
00:16:10You're going to be like this?
00:16:12I'm going to fall over to you.
00:16:13You're going to where you're going?
00:16:14You're going to need to go.
00:16:15If you're going to play, you need to learn your own business.
00:16:18Don't worry about it.
00:16:21I'm not a brother.
00:16:24You'll be right back to me.
00:16:25I'll be right back.
00:16:26Look at me!
00:16:27I'll pay attention to you!
00:16:28I'm scared to play you.
00:16:40I'll take you to the next two days.
00:16:41The body of the lion is dead and is dead.
00:16:44I'll send you two things to meet him.亮哥,
00:16:50I'm not good. He's dead.
00:16:52He's dead.
00:16:54He's dead.
00:16:55He's dead.
00:16:56He's dead.
00:16:57What's he doing?
00:16:57What's he doing?
00:16:58Is it...
00:17:00Is it his body's dead?
00:17:01No.
00:17:03It's his body's dead.
00:17:07He's dead.
00:17:10How do you know his body's dead?
00:17:13I've warned you.
00:17:14You're not allowed to go back to the house.
00:17:16I'm not sure.
00:17:18I'm going back to the house.
00:17:20You know?
00:17:22If people are dead, we're all dead.亮哥,
00:17:24the key is that his body's dead.
00:17:26He's dead.
00:17:28He's dead.
00:17:28How does it not?
00:17:29He's dead?
00:17:31He's dead.
00:17:31Not even.
00:17:34If he's dead, he's dead.
00:17:37He's dead.
00:17:38He's dead.亮哥...亮哥...亮哥...亮哥...
00:17:41You say,
00:17:41he's dead
00:17:42like a bird.
00:17:44He's dead.
00:17:45He's dead.
00:17:50It is you,
00:17:52You're the only one.
00:17:57I'm so sorry.
00:18:01I'm sorry.
00:18:01What are you waiting for?
00:18:02I'm going to take them back.
00:18:06It's okay.
00:18:07I'm going to leave.
00:18:11Why is he always contrae me?
00:18:13Who wants to say I want to kiss you?
00:18:21What happened to the hospital?
00:18:23What happened to me?
00:18:24What happened to me?
00:18:25It's not because of the mouse.
00:18:27I haven't caught it.
00:18:29The mouse and the mouse are all over.
00:18:31No problem.
00:18:33It's like a mouse.
00:18:33It's like a snake.
00:18:34It's like a snake.
00:18:35It's like a snake.
00:18:35It's like a snake.
00:18:36It's like a snake.
00:18:37It's too strange.
00:18:38It's like a snake.
00:18:42It's like roller coaster.
00:18:44I got two.
00:18:45Oh, you're not scared.
00:18:51Oh, and my nose does not burn!
00:18:52Oh, my nose did not burn you!
00:19:01Oh.
00:19:01Oh my god, I'm going to beat you!
00:19:04I'm going to beat you!
00:19:19If you're still not enough, you need to keep your time to keep your mind.
00:19:24I'm going to make my clothes dirty!
00:19:27It's okay, it's not just a dress.
00:19:33I'm not sure you're a good guy.
00:19:35You can't look at him like this.
00:19:38He's not a bad guy.
00:19:40He's dead.
00:19:42He's not a bad guy.
00:19:49I didn't think that the cat is a beast.
00:19:52This is the cat's teacher.
00:19:53He's a good guy.
00:19:56He's the boss.
00:19:57It's time for me.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:01Let's go.
00:20:11Let's go.
00:20:16Hi.
00:20:18Hi.
00:20:20Hi.
00:20:20Hi.
00:20:20Hi.
00:20:21Hi.
00:20:22Hi.
00:20:29Hi.
00:20:29That's right.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:33How do you feel this mouse is afraid of it?
00:20:35How could it be?
00:20:37There's no mouse that would be afraid of the lion.
00:20:44What's the case?
00:20:46Is it a mouse?
00:20:47The lion is chasing the lion?
00:20:49No.
00:20:50The lion is trying to catch the lion in school.
00:20:52Why are they afraid of the lion?
00:20:54The lion is too small.
00:20:55See the lion is too small.
00:20:59The lion is too small.
00:21:04The lion is too small.
00:21:07准刀56,可净化,爽,系统给我净化,我不信抓不到你的小猫咪,恭喜宿主净化成为武学鼠,获得技能零波微步,你的身法将以踏水而行,轻盈灵动,任何物理攻击都将更难面倒你,零波微步,还有武学?
00:21:29看我零波微步,我的限量版鞋,获得沈娜娜情绪值1098點。
00:21:41我的限量款口红
00:21:42获得严新燃情绪值730
00:21:45才可以这样
00:21:49我的千名书
00:21:51获得夜晚燃情绪值955
00:21:56我的零食
00:21:57获得成佑可情绪值1655
00:22:01你是有多贪吃啊
00:22:10It's going to be on the ground.
00:22:11It's a mouse.
00:22:12It's a mouse.
00:22:13It's a mouse.
00:22:14It's a mouse.
00:22:14I'm sure I'm going to play it.
00:22:50It's a mouse.
00:22:51Oh my God.
00:22:52Are you okay?
00:22:53Don't worry.
00:22:54Let's go to the medical室.
00:23:01No, that's close.
00:23:03No, I'm going to play it.
00:23:05You know what I'm doing.
00:23:07No, I'm going to stop by working on my agenda and a lot of times.
00:23:13Instead of putting up my money, I can't stop by and do it.
00:23:18Right?
00:23:18I can't stop by using my money, but I can't use my money.
00:23:19Well, we'll see you.
00:23:19How long is your mom's message?
00:23:20Oh my God God, how would I die?
00:23:39I'm sorry.
00:23:54I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:23:56I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
00:24:02You said there are dogs in the hospital.
00:24:04So we need to go to the hospital.
00:24:06If you want to go to the hospital,
00:24:07then you can put the hospital in the hospital.
00:24:09If you want to go to the hospital,
00:24:11you don't know what the hospital is going on.
00:24:13No.
00:24:15There are so many dogs in the hospital.
00:24:18Have you seen that?
00:24:20The dog has been killed.
00:24:23You're too excited.
00:24:24The dog is still alive.
00:24:26The dog is still alive.
00:24:26It's like a dog is still alive.
00:24:29It's even more smart.
00:24:31The dog is still alive.
00:24:31You're not sure if you're going to go to the hospital?
00:24:34Do you want me to go to the hospital?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39I'll go to the hospital.
00:24:41What kind of dog can you scare me like?
00:24:47Here is a dog?
00:24:48Look at the dog.
00:24:50It's a dog.
00:24:53There's a dog.
00:24:54A dog is still alive.
00:24:55A dog is still alive.
00:24:58Don't worry.
00:25:00It's a dog.
00:25:04It's a dog.
00:25:06It's a dog.
00:25:08梁老师 您不是在开玩笑吧 当然不是 你看 我都离它这么近了 也没有攻击我 也没有跑 应该是谁养的蠢物鼠 看品种 好像还是花枝鼠 花枝鼠 特殊品种的老鼠 能长得很大 性格温顺 很亲人 而且智商高 能学会很多把戏 梁老师 您管这叫温顺 它钻人被窝偷吃零食
00:25:30还在我们拖鞋上拉屎 那可能是因为你们对它不好 花枝鼠 你对它好 它就会跟你亲近
00:25:38小东西 过来 让我看看你梁老师
00:25:47小心它咬人不会的 花枝鼠很温顺你看
00:25:50它多可爱哎呀 它真的好乖梁老师
00:26:01它在用您衣服擦嘴呢它
00:26:02它刚才是不是在笑老师
00:26:05您确定它不是在嘲讽吗
00:26:10你们看它是不是没有攻击力这个梁老师
00:26:18胆子是挺大的那如果我这样呢袁老师获得来自梁雪情绪值
00:26:291034我同意你们换宿舍去对面B洞801
00:26:30太好了
00:26:36孩子跟我拜拜
00:26:40你们说他不会跟着我们去新宿舍吧
00:26:41不可能 再怎么说也不过是一只老鼠而已
00:26:44怎么可能知道我们去哪里
00:26:45获得凉血情绪值562点
00:26:48以为我听不懂你们说话是
00:26:50还想换宿舍 经过我同意了吗
00:26:59终于可以安心吃东西了
00:27:00应该是终于可以睡个安稳觉才对
00:27:03不错 这个宿舍比201大多了
00:27:05而且窗户朝南 阳光肯定也很好
00:27:09希望那只老鼠真的不会跟过来
00:27:11安啦安啦 咱们都换楼了
00:27:12还有不认识路 追不过来的
00:27:14就是 这里还是八楼 它还能飞上来不成
00:27:22每次进化 不但基础体能会获得提升 还有技能
00:27:26以我现在的实力 对付几只梨花猫绰绰有点
00:27:30下一次进化 要十万千去指
00:27:33不知道能获得什么技能 还真是期待
00:27:42大半夜的拿卫生纸干嘛
00:27:46这丫头鬼鬼祟祟的 有情况
00:27:54卧槽 说好的Q版大学生 没想到竟然深藏不漏
00:28:00这声音不对劲啊
00:28:06好你个浓眉大眼的陈友可
00:28:07大半夜不睡觉 居然看这种东西
00:28:10作为一只社会主义核心价值观的鼠
00:28:13我林飞与黄独独不共戴天
00:28:18在这种情绪高涨的时候受到惊吓 收获的情绪值一定很可观
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00:29:09救救我
00:29:13叶大笑话居然没跑 还对我笑 什么意思
00:29:16其实我知道你没有恶意的 这是在跟我说话
00:29:19我还知道你能听懂我说话 对不对 这女人想干嘛
00:29:23你不会伤害我们 只是在跟我们开玩笑的 对不对
00:29:30获得夜晚柔情绪值1356
00:29:34还跟我一只老鼠玩上芝芯大姐姐那套了
00:29:37真没完没了了 是吧
00:29:45居然欺负到大小姐那时候 找死
00:29:59大小姐 是谁
00:30:01居然敢欺负您 我这就带人去灭了它
00:30:03是一只老鼠
00:30:05老鼠
00:30:06怎么 有问题
00:30:10一只老鼠 胆大包天 居然敢招惹大小姐
00:30:13我们应该怎么办
00:30:14灭鼠 灭鼠 灭鼠
00:30:17灭鼠团都来了
00:30:20看来这是真把沈大小姐给逼急了
00:30:21那我就陪你们玩玩
00:30:34这隐匿效果也太强了
00:30:36可以尝试去外面逛逛
00:30:40怎么办 那老鼠跟沉浸了一样
00:30:43这么多专业的保镖都奈何不了它
00:30:44我是不敢在这里睡觉了
00:30:52你们四个女孩子这么晚出去住 真的没问题吗
00:30:54放心吧 梁老师
00:30:55我家在学校附近有一幢别墅
00:30:56我们直接过去就行
00:30:57行吧 我给你们批价
00:30:59但是注意安全
00:31:00有什么事随时给我打电话
00:31:01谢谢梁老师
00:31:04刘峰 你带着他们几个 护送一下
00:31:07放心吧 梁老师 交给我们了
00:31:09你们好 认识一下
00:31:12我是学生会会长 刘峰
00:31:20去外面住
00:31:21那我今晚岂不是没人陪了
00:31:28正好 我也出去溜达溜达
00:31:30完了 赢
00:31:40优可
00:31:41书包挺沉的吧
00:31:42我帮你拿
00:31:43不用了学长 我自己能背
00:31:47别客气
00:31:48梁老师喊我们过来就是帮忙的
00:31:49I'm going to help you.
00:32:11My friend,
00:32:13did you say anything about this before?
00:32:15What?
00:32:27Oh, what are you doing?
00:32:30The wolf! There's a wolf in the book!
00:32:33The wolf? Where are you? I don't see it!
00:32:35I really saw it! It's a black eye! It's not possible!
00:32:40I saw it! I can't see it!
00:32:41I'm so afraid I can't take the wolf in the mouth of the wolf!
00:32:45I'm going to use my pen! I'm going to use my棉花糖!
00:32:50The wolf! You're a big guy! You're my food!
00:32:55Don't you cry! I'm going to go to the house!
00:32:57I'm going to eat something! I'm going to ask you!
00:32:59You're sick!
00:33:00I didn't see the wolf! I didn't see you!
00:33:02The wolf! You're caught up!
00:33:05The body!
00:33:05Thank you! You're welcome!
00:33:07But don't you do that again!
00:33:08Don't you go to the house!
00:33:09Let's go!獲得累计情绪值12333
00:33:32獲得累计情绪值12333还好反应快要不然还真就被你小子给踩死了不过这一波情绪值倒是收获不少距离十万越来越近了我的电脑居然不在宿舍里是被林小亮那畜生拿走了吗这货看什么呢笑得这么猥琐
00:33:47看不出来啊你个浓眉大眼的学生会长思想竟然这么龌龊刚才就你压得想摔死我是吧看我怎么报复你不行太脏了还是恶心
00:34:16啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊什么事啊没什么啊风哥这是你的不是大半夜的叫什么叫还让不让人睡觉了呦风哥好雅心啊
00:34:45风哥这玩具不错哪买的推荐一下呗我得拍下来发到论坛上大家看看咱们风哥的风采删了你把照片给我删了获得刘峰情绪值5642点这一波赚了5000多情绪值刘峰那小子估计近半个月都没脸见人了快捅了猫窝了
00:35:05偷袭我这个小老鼠还以多欺少获得黑猫情绪值45点
00:35:27这感觉刺激吓死爹了这猫果然比人危险
00:35:49早知道就跟着那四个丫头去别墅了火锅来来来这个牛肉卷熟了快吃吃火锅怎么能不配啤酒来干一个
00:36:11可是我不敢喝有什么不敢的我们现在是大学生了今天算是掏上了这牛肉卷绝了那个我们喝了几瓶了好像才喝了一瓶
00:36:20才一瓶吗可是为什么我感觉我已经醉了我好像看到一只老鼠爬到了桌上我好像也醉了我也看到了
00:36:45获得贾文文情绪值1000点获得零情绪值1200点他他还会用筷子他还在喝啤酒那只老鼠在喝啤酒天哪我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛他不动了不会是吃撑了吧吃撑撑死了要是撑死了就好了我们就把它扔出去
00:37:19他真的不动了好像是死了这是真下惨了居然贡献了这么多情绪值意外收获系统给我进化本次进化宿主生物等级将获得提升进化时长10小时期间不得进行任何移动请宿主于10分钟内
00:37:46寻找到安全进化点10个小时这是要飞升吗你们看这个家人们看好了一弹毙命这个人专门用弹弓打老鼠百发百中请他来帮我们打那只老鼠人家有几百万粉丝呢我们能请动吗交给我
00:38:09进化完成恭喜宿主进化为选属觉醒本命技能闪烁获得技能百毒不侵铜皮铁骨居然一下多了三个技能牛逼
00:38:33家人们到了啊据说这里有一只成精的老鼠今天张哥就带你们开开眼张哥冲老鼠总监长转麻了这死老鼠不会跑了吧不可能他那么嚣张肯定还在在那里
00:38:56他他在吃我的小狠猎就是他张哥快动手家人们看到了吗这只老鼠他他在翘二郎腿哟来新人了还开着直播管你成不成精吃我一蛋狗
00:39:18获得直播间累计情绪值三千四百五十六点直播间观众也能产生情绪值还有这种好事
00:39:48居然被一只老鼠挑衅了这老鼠已经受内伤了看我双弹齐出直接打死他获得累计情绪值五千二百三十四点
00:40:16众人食柴火焰高照这样搞下去二十万情绪值也快得狠获得直播间累计情绪值一万五千六百七十八点爽太爽了再来点
00:40:43他他在扇我耳光你获得直播间累计情绪值两万三千四百五十六点太邪门了打了这么多年老鼠第一次碰见这么邪门的不过你们张哥我还有必杀技
00:41:04看好了啊这是我用了十几年的老鼠药三步倒老鼠吃了三步之内必死这东西效果真的这么好放心我上个星期在菜市场放了几包第二天就扫出一堆死老鼠问题是他这么聪明会吃吗这老鼠药只要是老鼠闻到就控制不住吃了就倒
00:41:31刚刚弹弓只是练练手这老鼠药才是我杀手的利器怎么一点动静都没有他会出来吗叙别出声老鼠警惕性高听到动静就不出来了想冻死我
00:41:55行啊陪你们玩玩出来了他在在转圈是啊倒是吃啊他不会发现是毒药了吧
00:42:25我就说那只老鼠别那么傻吃了吃了吃了吃了谁又可我都说了老鼠只要闻到就控制不住太好了倒了倒了死了真的死了终于终于结束了
00:42:50这么容易就死了我总觉得不对劲有什么不对劲的我在菜场干了那么多年见过不少聪明的没有三不倒毒死的那进去看看他真的死了死透了肚皮都翻过来了看好了啊
00:43:03终于死了终于死了臭老鼠吃了那么多零食我还是觉得不太对劲宛柔你就是太谨慎了都说了三不倒吃必死你们看这不是死得透透的
00:43:18老鼻子老鼠老鼠这老鼠真是惊怪
00:43:30快跑啊快跑啊等累计情绪值八千九百五十点
00:43:59我们在下水道里找到了林飞的手机在紧闭和管道上提取到了血液样本已经送去化验了目前还不确定是不是林飞的这么说小飞他真的遭遇不测目前并不排除这种可能毕竟您儿子已经失踪这么久了妈您别太伤心了
00:44:27哥他吉人自有天相那个警察同志我听说下水道里有很多老鼠我哥他会不会是不小心掉下去摔晕了然后被老鼠吃了我闭嘴我们并不能排除这个可能但这一切都只是推测还是要等化验结果和进一步的调查小飞老林我要杀光降成大学里的老鼠爸这事您交给我我一定给哥报仇
00:44:48这一波血转林小亮那是爸妈
00:45:05爸妈等等我
00:45:24那是爸妈我我我我我我我我我我我我
00:45:26I'm sorry.
00:46:03I don't know what the hell is going on, or what the hell is going on?
00:46:06What are you talking about?
00:46:09What are you talking about?
00:46:10Teacher, what are you talking about?
00:46:15The school notification that the women's office has been a douche.
00:46:19It's going to be done by cleaning and cleaning.
00:46:22We're not going to be done by cleaning.
00:46:24You can't call me.
00:46:25They are not going to call me.
00:46:26Like the environment with the dog in the middle,怪不得
00:46:30you have a doll, you're going
00:46:31to call me. What are you
00:46:34talking about? I said you're
00:46:35going to call me. You're going to
00:46:38call me. How are you?
00:46:38Not giving me?
00:46:43Don't you call
00:46:44me. If school is a
00:46:46teacher, don't break your
00:46:47大小姐's arm. You're not going
00:46:50to call me.
00:46:50髒成这样 还有脸柱
00:46:52说完了吗
00:46:54没说完
00:46:55你们这周的卫生评分全部扣光
00:46:57另外 宿舍设施损坏 照价赔偿
00:47:00还有 你们几个
00:47:02这周负责打扫整层楼的厕所和走廊
00:47:05凭什么
00:47:08就凭我是学生会生活部部长
00:47:11张学姐 我们没得罪过你吧
00:47:14我是秉公办事
00:47:15什么得罪不得罪的
00:47:17部长 这样真的好吗
00:47:20你怕什么 这是刘峰会长的意思
00:47:22再说 我早看他们不顺眼
00:47:24什么四大小华女生
00:47:26我呸
00:47:29生活部部长好大的官威啊
00:47:36老鼠 老鼠在我身上救命
00:47:39快把他弄走
00:47:40姐妹们 机会来了
00:47:43什么机会
00:47:44帮学姐抓老鼠啊
00:47:46张学姐别怕 我们来帮你抓老鼠
00:47:52老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:47:55老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:47:56老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:47:57老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:47:57老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:47:58老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:00老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:01老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:02老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:07老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:08老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:17老鼠在哪里 我看不见啊
00:48:19There are a lot of animals in the world, let's do it!
00:48:25Let's do it!
00:48:27Let's do it!
00:48:29Let's do it!
00:48:30Let's do it!
00:49:19楚鼠是为我而来的吗?好快
00:49:22,根本看不清,还真是有点危险。
00:49:26林少,您放心,我保证不放过江城大学任何一只老鼠。林少
00:49:36,难不成是林小慧,这个畜生还成林少了,用我家的钱来灭我。
00:49:52都打起精神,不要放跑一只老鼠。这
00:49:55,这是要打仗吗?这是那楚鼠
00:49:58?楚鼠队
00:49:59,是来帮我们抓那只老鼠的吗?是学校请的楚鼠队。
00:50:01楚鼠队?大叔
00:50:03,你们是学校请来帮我们灭鼠的吗?小妹妹
00:50:09,我们是林少请来清理江城大学下水道里老鼠的,已经和学校报备过了。是林氏集团的林妃
00:50:12?是林氏集团,但是,是林小亮
00:50:16,林少。
00:50:20大叔,我们宿舍也有一只老鼠,特别特别厉害的那种成精了。大叔能帮帮忙
00:50:26,帮我们抓住那只老鼠吗?我们是专业队伍
00:50:31,不是给你们抓宠物老鼠的。我家钱,十万,帮我们把那只老鼠解决掉。没问题
00:50:37,交给我们了。你们宿舍的老鼠,有什么特别的?
00:50:41特别聪明,会用筷子,会开电脑,会翘二郎腿,还会钻人被窝。还有
00:50:47,还有,那只老鼠还挑食呢,专吃贵的零食。小妹妹
00:50:57,你要是闲得慌,可以去操场上跑两圈。你确定说的是老鼠
00:51:02?二十万。二十万?老李
00:51:05,你带两个人上去看看
00:51:06,速战速决
00:51:07,明白。
00:51:08有钱不转王八蛋,随便应付一下,手前走人,打。我是要躲一下呢
00:51:32,还是趁机收割一波情绪值呢?不好。闪烁!
00:51:49获得情绪值,一千四百五十二。顺
00:51:52,顺移?我眼花了吗?
00:52:02是这只老鼠吗?诶
00:52:07,这老鼠的体温比正常老鼠高不少啊。还真是
00:52:09,这红点都快发白了,什么品种?管它什么品种
00:52:20,一枪的事。见鬼了?
00:52:22我明明瞄准了的。队长
00:52:24,他,他好像瞬移了。眼花了吧你。我的脚
00:52:42,我的脚!获得队员假情绪值一千四百五十六点。这都能躲过去。队长
00:52:45,这老鼠不对劲
00:52:46,跟耍杂技似的。
00:52:49闪现好用时好用,就是太费体力了,得省着点用。彪哥
00:52:57,呼叫支援,801宿舍,这里有只老鼠,不太好搞。一只老鼠你都搞不定
00:53:08,你他妈在逗我。他,他会瞬移。你他妈喝多了。
00:53:11封锁整栋楼,一只老鼠都不要放跑。封锁
00:53:22,一楼封锁完毕。二楼,三楼
00:53:24,四楼。各小组逐层搜索
00:53:28,排水管道通风口全部封死,他跑不了。
00:53:30这一次,应该稳了,钱倒是没白花。好专业啊。他
00:53:41,他在我肩膀上。获得沈娜娜情绪值
00:53:42,2345点。
00:54:05什么东西?好大的老鼠
00:54:07,这是变异了吗?
00:54:19获得巨型老鼠情绪值,23点。才23点
00:54:23?这玩意儿智商不高啊。
00:54:41好像也没什么特殊能力,就是普通老鼠,大了点。你哥哥这么大
00:54:59,十斤克拉了。各小组注意
00:55:01,封住下水道所有出口,准备烟熏。来了,出来了。
00:55:08兄弟们,准备!救命啊
00:55:34!爸,妈
00:55:35,我回来了。小嫂子也来了。
00:55:44小嫂子也来了啊,坐吧。小嫂子
00:55:49,你这是。爸,妈,嫂子怀孕了
00:55:52,这是必烧弹。你说什么?小嫂子,她怀了我哥的孩子。叔叔
00:55:58,阿姨
00:56:01,本来我和小飞打算等毕业就结婚了。
00:56:02没想到,没想到,没想到她出了这种事,只是小飞留下唯一血脉了。小嫂子
00:56:09,好孩子,委屈你了。爸,这是我请律师草逆的遗产继承协议。
00:56:14小嫂子,小嫂子里的孩子毕竟是林飞哥的骨肉,总要有个保障。您先签个字
00:56:18,以后的事儿,以后再说。老林,小嫂子怀的是小飞的孩子
00:56:32,咱们不能亏待他。
00:56:36喂?林少
00:56:38,出事了?林少
00:56:56,您来了。怎么回事
00:56:59?这些都是你们打的。
00:57:00我们干了十几年除蜀,从没见过这么大的老鼠。这些老鼠怎么会这么大
00:57:14?会不会是吃了什么特别的东西才变异的
00:57:15?爸,您说不会是林飞哥被他们...什么意思?我只是在推测
00:57:20,这些老鼠个头这么大,没准就是因为吃了什么高营养的东西
00:57:24,比如人血
00:57:25,人肉。你是说小飞?妈,我也不愿意这么想。
00:57:30但您看看这些老鼠的个头,它正常吗?有怪物
00:57:38!怪物!怪物
00:57:40!全体神器射死它
00:57:49!救我!
00:57:59不!不!不!我先去救人!获得累计情绪值26554点。
00:58:15获得累计情绪值26554点。
00:58:26滚了!既然有个小飞结射织。吧
00:58:29!伤划有问题的合图?kke детжков。已引起来
00:58:29!滚了키起来!愣着做什么
00:58:30!赶紧这只老鼠
00:58:31!霸,这里危险
00:58:33!快走
00:58:34!霸!霸!霸
00:58:35!霸!
00:58:36Don't worry, let's go to the other person!
00:58:39No, my mother doesn't understand what I said.
00:58:48It must be faster to get the speed.
00:58:54Let's go!
00:58:56Who can I make this animal?
00:58:58I'll give it a thousand!
00:59:01If it's true,
00:59:02养在我的私人动物园里
00:59:04比养什么老虎狮子都有面子
00:59:14通知下去
00:59:15即日起 全校停课放假
00:59:18进行全面轻鼠行动
00:59:27家人们看清楚了没有
00:59:29这只老鼠会瞬移
00:59:30看清楚了没有
00:59:31一眨眼从这儿到那儿
00:59:33这不是特效
00:59:34这是真家伙
00:59:37我跟你们说
00:59:38我已经买了去江城的机票
00:59:41这只老鼠
00:59:42我要定了
00:59:51变异老鼠了
00:59:52抓到之后
00:59:54应该能卖个好价钱
01:00:02二十万 终于凑够了
01:00:05本次进化生物等级将提升至混元鼠
01:00:08进化期间宿主不得移动 不得中断
01:00:11请于十分钟内寻找安全进化点
01:00:13又是十个小时
01:00:18这个下水道十分有九分的不对劲
01:00:19老鼠一个比一个大
01:00:21关键是 我自己也是死在这个下水道里
01:00:24然后重生变成老鼠的
01:00:26不管了 先找个安全的地方进化
01:00:30实力够了才能查清楚真相
01:00:34老林
01:00:38你说白天那只老鼠
01:00:39他是不是在救我们
01:00:41小亮跑的时候那只老鼠冲过来
01:00:43他挡在我们面前和那只大老鼠搏动
01:00:46他还回头看了我们一眼
01:00:48你想说什么
01:00:49老林
01:00:50你说那只老鼠的眼神
01:00:53算了
01:00:54我大概是太想小飞了
01:00:55糊涂了
01:00:56小亮不对劲
01:00:57什么 你怀疑小亮
01:00:59我谁都不怀疑
01:01:00也谁都怀疑
01:01:01等我查清楚再说
01:01:06老东西
01:01:08开始怀疑我了
01:01:09老东西
01:01:10这是你自找的
01:01:12老东西
01:01:14这是你自找的
01:01:18老东西
01:01:19各组注意
01:01:19这次任务是深入下水道
01:01:21寻找那只花鼠
01:01:22杀了它
01:01:22没人奖励一万
01:01:23收到
01:01:24收到
01:01:36表哥
01:01:37这地方的味儿不对
01:01:39少废话
01:01:39跟上
01:01:49手电
01:01:52这
01:01:53这是什么怪物
01:01:57射击
01:01:58全力射击
01:02:04全力射击
01:02:10连事
01:02:11死了吧
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