00:00Hello everyone!
00:17Judging by the way he's walking, he definitely had nothing to do with this.
00:23Nothing beats the jet to it!
00:39It's about time he started an ice show.
00:44Stop right there!
00:50Whoa! Whoa!
00:53You mother...
00:54Why the f*** are you looking at your phone, officer?
00:56I gotta test him a f***ing other officer here. Give me a second.
01:01We will try our best.
01:06Are you okay?
01:09Jeff, I'm done.
01:11I broke the ring.
01:17Jeff, I'm done.
01:20Stop!
01:21Go!
01:23Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:24Is that okay to pet?
01:27No!
01:33Alright, you guys promise not to get mad at me, huh?
01:36Yeah.
01:40He'll be laughing about it for years.
01:43From his jail cell.
01:44Three, two, one!
01:46Ta-da!
01:51That was good!
01:57No, no!
02:05I'm done!
02:06No!
02:07I'm done!
02:09I'm done!
02:12See you later.
02:13You're here.
02:14You're here.
02:15You're here.
02:17You're here.
02:19You're here.
02:25It's a sign of the police!
02:27Oh my god, it's a bear!
02:30Yes, it's in our driveway!
02:31Run, Barry, run!
02:48This guy thought donuts were the perfect bait to lure in these cops, but he was wrong.
02:54Is that powder? I'm allergic to chocolate.
03:06When you don't listen to mom, there are consequences.
03:10For these two officers, it started as just another routine call, but then they ended up trapped in an elevator.
03:17We're gonna call the fire department to come rescue the police.
03:20Yeah, we're stuck inside the elevator.
03:21Turns out they handled stress in completely different ways.
03:25One went completely silent, while the other couldn't stop laughing.
03:46She's probably one of those people who says,
03:48Don't worry, my dog doesn't bite.
03:52He won't get in here! He won't go after you!
03:55Walker, get in here now! Get in here!
03:59Boy, get in here!
04:03You shoot your a**!
04:07Hey mom, I just stopped my mom.
04:18Come on!
04:19Juanita!
04:20Click the arrow!
04:22What was that?
04:28No!
04:29Aaaaaaah!
04:30What?
04:31Dude, what's wrong?
04:33You're the jumper, man.
04:34Hey, hold on!
04:35Fight!
04:41If I make it, y'all owe me 10.
04:47That's all I need to know.
04:48I'm a bucket.
04:57They're never going to make a deal like that again.
04:59Hey, boy.
05:00Have fun.
05:04How about this?
05:04As you make one, first shot from over here, I'll do 10.
05:16The Grinch couldn't steal Christmas after all.
05:20Bag up, bag up.
05:22Bag up, Terry.
05:23What did it reverse, Terry?
05:24What did it reverse?
05:25Oh, Lord.
05:27Lord, Jesus.
05:28Oh, Lord.
05:30Oh, Jesus.
05:32What the fuck?
05:33What you doing, Terry?
05:34Tell me what's...
05:37Believe it or not, you can completely stump a police officer just by showing him printed
05:42out memes.
05:43Keep that in mind.
05:48So you're just showing that to employees?
05:52Okay.
05:53Yeah.
05:54What's the reason for this stuff?
06:14Ladies and gentlemen, the rating champion of the house.
06:25The homeowners weren't around, but that didn't stop them from making this officer's day.
06:35Love the doorbell.
06:53I don't think you guys are compatible.
06:56That looked way easier in the movies.
06:59Can you just open the door for me?
07:06Golly.
07:07If a n**** got to pull up on me and this s***, I'm running.
07:10What the f***?
07:10I only got to drive away.
07:13Hey, you drive this?
07:14Yo, you drive this little s***?
07:16What the f***?
07:17What the hell?
07:19This little me-me.
07:20Yo, that's your ride, bro.
07:22Hey, I know y'all don't drive this s*** in the microwave.
07:24If he catches a criminal, he might have to walk him back to the station.
07:28Oh, my goodness.
07:29It's not you again.
07:30Yes, sir.
07:31Listen, the reason I pulled you over was speeding in the construction zone.
07:34Yeah, I know.
07:35I apologize.
07:36You got to be kidding me.
07:38Yeah, so one year from-
07:39National Donut Day.
07:41One year ago today, you pulled me over.
07:42And I got in all that trouble.
07:44Yes, sir.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:44Well, let me apologize.
07:46This driver always keeps an emergency stash of donuts, just in case he gets pulled over.
07:51Let's see what-
07:52Let's see what-
07:53Is here.
07:57National Donut Day.
07:59Does it to me every time.
08:02You have a good day, sir.
08:04Thank you, sir.
08:19I wouldn't be surprised if the crime was happening in the building next door.
08:23That's a little운, isn't it?
08:32It's stash ficou wet.
08:41Oh!
08:42Get it.
08:43Roll.
08:44Ha ha ha!
08:46I'm down.
08:48Officers were called to deal with an aggressive squirrel.
08:50But that tiny stream of water only made it laugh.
08:54Are you having a bar?
08:55Are you coming back to something?
09:00Yeah?
09:05Oh my gosh!
09:07Ah!
09:23One of the many jobs officers take on after a storm is clearing fallen trees from the road.
09:29Let's just say this one didn't go according to plan.
09:43That would be a pretty unusual reason to call for backup.
09:50Break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.
09:53You must break the pattern today or the loop will...
09:56As the person filming drove past the patrol car,
09:59he thought he saw something unusual behind the wheel.
10:02But then he decided to get a closer look.
10:06Nothing done.
10:09Nothing done in a dummy cop car.
10:11No.
10:18I'm pulling my pants a little bit.
10:27Ha ha!
10:28The Corona!
10:32You didn't see eyes!
10:35Oh look!
10:38Oh!
10:50What's the crap?
10:53What's the crap?
10:58Hey.
10:58Hey, hey!
10:59Hey!
11:00Hey!
11:01Hey, hey!
11:01Hey, hey!
11:01Hey, hey!
11:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
11:03writing his ATV that he forgot how to use his legs.
11:15Sometimes we forget that police officers were once kids too.
11:38This guy must be new to Florida because he clearly has no idea how to deal with a small alligator.
12:21This has to be the dumbest rescue mission in police history.
12:49This is what we do when we become the target and we're supposed to be working, but we're not working.
13:05It's so cute. I love it.
13:16Oh, he's going to box.
13:29So is this guy the siren now?
13:33Look out, my woman.
13:34Which one?
13:40Man, look, I'm so mad.
13:50Protecting and serving can wait.
13:59Catching criminals turned out to be much easier than catching one poor raccoon.
14:23Go open the garage door.
14:25Open the garage door.
14:27Get that table out of the way.
14:28Take a run for it.
14:31Where the hell?
14:33No.
14:34You got to be kidding me.
14:38I think we've made it worse.
14:40Well, these turkeys are following the police officers right now.
14:46The parking.
14:47They're like, give me some food right now, okay?
14:50Jesus the Lord.
14:52Praise the Lord.
14:53Never mind.
14:54Give me that chicken or we're going to you.
14:57I think it was like, open the door right now.
15:18There are two kinds of police dogs.
15:27In some partnerships, it's obvious right away who's in charge and who's just along for the ride.
15:41That's right.
16:00Walking around or come in to you.
16:04I almost feel bad for him.
16:06Now he's gonna have to write an incident report.
16:39First off, breath is running.
16:41It's clean, it runs.
16:43It's clean.
16:44It's running.
16:47It's running.
16:48It's running.
16:52Now you're picking a blanket.
17:03We're in there.
17:05We're in there.
17:12It's running.
17:21I'm in there.
17:24I'm in there.
17:24What?
17:25What a great time.
17:27You're in there.
17:31What's the time?
17:31I do not know.
17:32It's running.
17:49You are in the middle of the road
17:51So I can't do it
17:51Look at this
17:51Look at this
17:52Oh my God
17:56He wants to kill
17:58Look, what's going on in the traffic?
18:09This canine found something hidden in the grass and called his partner over for a closer look.
18:15It turned out to be a snake.
18:38Did you see that?
18:42Yeah, last scene going west.
18:45Get out of here!
18:47Sorry, I'm going to attack my turkeys.
18:50Get out!
19:00Oh my goodness, God loves me.
19:02I never get to see the coolest stuff, dude.
19:06We're in Cedar Town.
19:08And there's two cops chasing a pig.
19:11Two cops chasing a pig.
19:13You can't make this up in Cedar Town.
19:38You can't make this up in Cedar Town.
19:44Being a police officer in Australia is a pretty unusual challenge.
19:57Aigaah.
20:22I don't think he's getting a bonus after this.
20:42These officers look like they'd rather be on the dance floor than on patrol.
21:03There are neighborhoods where even the police think twice before going in.
21:06And this is definitely one of them.
21:25Oh, are you alright?
21:32Are we all good?
21:35Oh my god, right.
21:50Boom!
21:50Oh, Jesus Christ!
21:53Holy shit!
21:55Oh, Jesus Christ!
21:57Oh, Jesus Christ!
22:00He's got you here.
22:01What?
22:02You're out of here!
22:05You're out of here!
22:06Come on, he can't get me!
22:08Come on, he can't get me!
22:08Come on!
22:13Bro!
22:19Oh!
22:23No, he don't!
22:24No!
22:27No!
22:28No!
22:35Got it!
22:37Yeah, she's over here.
23:00Police Department!
23:02Police Department!
23:21Looks like they left the police chase to the new guy.
23:40Police were searching for a suspect, but the local security guard refused to cooperate.
23:44I don't think we just where it is!
23:58If the police cop did it, it was all sweet and inadequate.
24:01He's been дос undertaken.
24:02I think that's right.
24:04I think we should do the same thing, but essentially we have to go.
24:05We have to go to the policial station to the new car.
24:06We need to take it.
24:09We're stuck in the car!
24:09It's not!
24:12We'll be right back!
24:23Most suspects would have given up by now,
24:26but this goat is not going down without a fight.
24:29Oh, s***!
24:38I think somebody may have lied on their resume.
24:54It looks like somebody's power nap ran a little long.
25:02This girl wanted to prank her mom,
25:04and it didn't take much convincing to get this officer to play along.
25:13What are you doing?
25:18You...
25:19You've got to be...
25:21Anyway...
25:33What happened?
25:34Get them out!
25:35You've got to take them out!
25:44I bet you that there's no camera in here.
25:48Oh my gosh.
25:50What's got to do with it?
25:58Oh my gosh!
26:11The reptile caused quite a scare in the neighborhood,
26:14leaving the police to deal with it.
26:15When the trash can trick didn't work,
26:17the officer took a more creative approach.
26:19Oh my gosh!
26:21I don't know what to do.
26:45Do they sleep?
26:48Do they sleep?
27:05Buddy, it's not too late to find a different career.
27:34Buddy, it's not too late to find a different way.
28:07This driver was down the road from the dog park, but got pulled over because he accidentally
28:12made an illegal left turn.
28:14And needless to say, his husky was ready to have him arrested for the unnecessary delay.
28:24What's wrong with you main idiots?
28:57It's...
28:58It's...
29:01It's...
29:05It's...
29:06It's...
29:16It's...
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