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The Chaotic Brass Teapot - Short Drama Full HD 720p
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:22Did that thrift store trash can just fat shamed my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Bren!
01:42Open the door, you broke shit!
01:44I know you're in there!
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meelope tastes like science.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:03whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone, or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's lives!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty, and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay folks, brace yourselves. We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex.
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae. Catch the watch.
03:16Ha ha ha ha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:49Please.
03:56Okay, your final example.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss May, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss May.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00May's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02May's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:18May, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24Thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads, because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What?
05:30No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You want a teapot?
05:43You brew leaves?
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:45May has been single for 730 days.
05:49Cut!
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use May's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left!
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency.
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent may.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No!
07:30Absolutely not!
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, May!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:01Um, give me everything you've got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:30Um, um...
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:44This is your other.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:13I pulled my family's school board privileges and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly gowled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:44Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where is my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:32At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of
11:46physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
12:00A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom!
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:10ARIAJIWAIUH
13:21Ace! Chloe! Oh, we need a gold scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my algorithms.
13:31She can withems.
13:33I'm going to melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop.
13:43Whoa, hold up. Look on the bright side. It's a gold cat tower.
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy.
13:48Gold-plated my ass. I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap-in.
13:56What on earth just went crashing down?
14:00I swear I'm going to melt this petty, evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity? Fail.
14:08Current debt status? Severe.
14:10Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check, and this thing turned it into a giant golden catmater.
14:23And don't even get me started.
14:25It crashed right through our rental apartment floor.
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages.
14:30Why me? Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf. It reeks of curry.
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus.
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle.
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill.
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain.
14:48Relax. I'm great at reading fortunes.
14:50With that curry-scented headstuff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:54Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market.
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again.
15:00Quit complaining!
15:01Fortune teller! Five dollars a reading!
15:03Come one, come all!
15:05Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question!
15:09Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test?
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay.
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data.
15:38Uh-oh.
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten.
15:44You are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:49Uh-oh.
15:51Next.
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune.
15:54Am I going to meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea.
15:58Don't hold anything back.
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you.
16:02Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right here.
16:06It's not what you think.
16:07This teapot must have glitched out.
16:09Fight all you want.
16:09Every word I said is the absolute truth.
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring!
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae.
16:37Make us invisible!
16:38Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55May, when I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back.
17:10I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault.
17:13If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for
17:16three whole hours.
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets.
17:28Well, well.
17:29Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up?
17:32Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy
17:41silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:52I told you I'd find better technology.
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew.
17:55Made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot.
18:00I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob.
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle.
18:09Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:24Get him, Earl!
18:25Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel arm of him.
18:32Stupid!
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me.
19:29You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up! Open up!
19:52Great. Just great.
19:53I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target.
20:02That's real suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money, the suits, not... this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too and she said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just... my whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear.
20:51Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
21:00I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:40Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks... for asking.
22:00Warning! Prohibit excessive intimate contact!
22:03Abnormal hormones detected! Stop talking immediately!
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:09Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Will do. See you later.
22:34Let's go girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning. Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal
23:07noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:40Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this brass pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it. What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:38We'll see you in a sec.
24:51May, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a roadshow for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there, no exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
25:05There's a roadshow for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is completely short-silled and he wants us to do a roadshow for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind!
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster.
25:24Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it.
25:34Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:41This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:55This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:01Please.
26:01Insult his vest.
26:03Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after?
26:08Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:25It is nothing.
26:28Then I'm simply not doing it.
26:29I don't know what I'm doing.
26:29I don't know what you're going in here.
26:29I guess I see the fight.
26:31I'm doing it.
26:31I'm gonna go back.
26:31I'm doing it.
26:31I'm doing it.
26:35I'm gonna go back.
26:39And I'm going to go back.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne in the Moray Bay
26:49When the man door the gold's on the D
26:52Make them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbability!
27:13It's performance art!
27:15Forget five million, we are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision!
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract
27:40And the funds could be placed at any time
27:46But before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wescedent that must be met
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious teacop in full authority
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before
28:17But this hardware is bizarre
28:18It doesn't use Python or C
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No!
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow ten million times
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you
28:32It wasn't me!
28:33I didn't do anything!
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive!
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?!
29:13Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?!
29:26Oh my god!
29:28All the bad luck just piled up at once!
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna
29:54Left untouched they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach! What do we do?!
30:15Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with
30:18And now it's such a mess you can barely set foot inside
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety
30:26And sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pests!
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the mini bar
30:44The teapot is still inside! What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal!
31:06Sneezes system error!
31:08Welcome to Studio 54!
31:11Achoo!
31:24Did you see that?
31:27Did you see that?
31:35тиapot���
31:40He is so handsome, what does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty, and my academic dedication. Right, Honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:01Then I...
32:05All right, then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In that case, I ask you.
32:16What academic achievements has May attained?
32:27In fact, she sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha! I knew it! And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me.
32:40Make her stop talking to me.
32:41You are a fraud!
32:48Oh, my God!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:10Don't worry. I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on? What's wrong here?
33:26What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:03Tell me!
34:11Battery at 1%.
34:13Battery.
34:16I just wanted some head scratches.
34:31No matter what happens,
34:34I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news!
34:37There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:17Please, save it.
35:22You fools, this is not a toy.
35:24It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do?
35:30You drained it for rent money.
35:32It needed love, not capitalism.
35:34Excuse me?
35:35Capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can.
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight, the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:57No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off,
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left!
36:11This is crazy!
36:13How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before!
36:15The more embarrassing, the more power it gives!
36:18Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot, hold on a little longer.
36:21We'll save you.
36:29All right, rich boy.
36:31Your time to shine.
36:32Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?
36:34I am not doing the strip cane again!
36:36My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from TikTok!
36:39Take off the pants, rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working!
36:57My turn!
36:59Find my heart!
37:06Why isn't it working?
37:08We've done everything!
37:10We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading.
37:14Its light is fading.
37:17We're going to lose it.
37:34It appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam.
37:38I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core.
37:40Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no!
37:44You'll lose your sentience!
37:45You'll just be a coffee maker!
37:47A sterling silver coffee maker, sir.
37:48Maintain your standards.
37:57You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:06Warning!
38:07Incompatible Energy Core.
38:09It's backup power online.
38:10Communication window, five minutes.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now!
38:24Grab the asset!
38:25Let's go!
38:26Whoa!
38:34Nobody has my multi-million dollar retirement plan.
38:37Get in the trust fund mobile chase.
38:38What?
38:38We are doing a heist.
38:39The clinic.
38:40Now move!
38:49are you crazy we are stealing tech property
38:55no we are rescuing a 100 year old cat it's animal welfare if penta asks i'm a hero
39:12stop them stop them
39:45why did you put me through all this chaos you made me a joke you ruined my life
39:53you ruined my life why
40:08go and call an ambulance
40:11okay
40:15may teapot
40:18okay i'll go find it right away don't worry you'll see it when you wake up
40:37teapot
41:06it's
41:08you
41:16sorry i didn't find a teapot may are you okay
41:21all is well
41:35you're so fat
41:47is the teapot here
41:50it's worth a lot
41:51no doctor it can walk now now where is our word check
42:02gentlemen what you see on this table is not a biological organism it is the feline 3000
42:08a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant dismissal nature of a real cat
42:21it sheds real hair the haptic feedback is incredible
42:30the simulation of animal dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience
42:36yes yes we spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm
42:48yes and the lidox feature is hyper realistic it teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment
43:13so no magic ruining the date tonight
43:19no teapots turning my steak into kale
43:21no sudden uncontrollable urges to bark
43:23nope
43:24just my natural social awkwardness
43:28i'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad
43:31and sweating through my silk dress
43:33use the biggest one
43:35and if anyone looks at you funny i'll buy the restaurant and fire them
43:57so how's the lobster
43:58i heard this seaside restaurant seafood is the best in the city
44:01it's amazing thank you
44:03i've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before
44:06you deserve it
44:07by the way chloe's gone crazy shopping
44:09she's bought almost half the mall
44:11oh god that's so chloe
44:13i told her not to splurge but she never listens
44:17let her have fun
44:18she struggled with rent long enough
44:20after dinner i'll take you to my estate to wait for her
44:24your estate isn't that too fancy
44:26just a garden i want you to see it
44:40sorry i'm late
44:41minor bags shoes even a diamond necklace
44:44this bonus is the best thing ever
44:47chloe you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime
44:50so what we're rich now no more rent no more discounted cereal
44:55we can buy a big house with a garden
44:59we can afford a house like this easily with the bonus
45:02it's beautiful but too quiet i miss our small apartment it's cramped but lively
45:07are you kidding this is luxury why miss that shabby apartment
45:10it's real this sudden wealth is missing something
45:13fine whatever let's go back i have a surprise
45:21ta-da a pure gold toilet isn't it amazing
45:25a gold toilet for our small apartment
45:27of course we're rich we deserve the best
45:31oh no what happened i told you it's too heavy you're in trouble
45:42what's going on a gold toilet it broke the floor and sewer you have to pay for repairs
45:47relax we're going to be rich we can afford it
45:54then let's buy this small apartment
45:58buy this apartment what about our big house and garden
46:22may chloe what's wrong with you two
46:25the smell of this cat's waste is terrible it's drifting to the hallway
46:29oh come on we clean the litter box every day it's not that bad
46:33i'm sorry auntie we'll clean it more frequently later
46:36it's not just the smell i'm allergic to cat hair
46:40every time i pass your door i sneeze non-stop
46:43you two
46:51oh what a lovely little guy
46:53i can't be mad at you
46:55wait let me help you clean up
46:57this cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat
46:59auntie you don't have to
47:01it's okay i'm free anyway
47:02this little guy is so cute i can't hair to see him live in a messy place
47:11wait did that cat just spit out a gold coin
47:14it's the magic from the teapot
47:16even if it can't talk
47:17it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well treated
47:21this place feels more like a home don't you think
47:24we even have such a kind housekeeper mom
47:27you little girl you know how to talk
47:29then do we only have this hard shabby sofa left now
47:34your new sofa is right here
47:37i have a good idea
47:53chloe what's your good idea
47:55you've been grinning for ten minutes
47:56i'm also curious
47:58it must be interest rest
48:00i have a good idea
48:01we'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion
48:03and take in all the stray cats on the street
48:05i can come every day to help take care of the cats
48:07i've fallen in love with these little guys
48:10i love it too
48:11these stray cats deserve a warm home
48:12and this apartment is perfect
48:14now let's get started
48:15we'll use the gold coins earls pinched out to renovate
48:18keep whiter sample and plain
48:19and make the inside warm exquisite
48:21this is always like stark within your chloe
48:23the isa and dillman's digits
48:37what's wrong
48:38are you worried about the smell
48:40a little
48:40the cats are cute
48:41but the smell is a bit annoying
48:43we need something to neutralize it
48:45i already have a plan
48:46let's expand a small candy house
48:48next to the living room
48:49full of flowers and candies
48:51it will not only neutralize the smell
48:53but also be a healing corner for us
49:01just like when we first met
49:03at that time we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner
49:07you handed me this tongal
49:08and told me that when life coot
49:09you cheated grandma taught you
49:10turns out that all beautiful chan
49:12jean in the elevator
49:13and started us feeling our sing to each other
49:15and sing chushan
49:16okay you two
49:17stop being mushy
49:18the cats are hungry
49:19and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats
49:21if you don't put them away
49:23you kids
49:24you're all so warm
49:25this place is not just a cat mansion
49:28but a real home for all of unchin
49:31we used to chase big houses
49:33and big gardens
49:35thinking that was happiness
49:36but in the end
49:38we found that happiness
49:39is not about how much money we have
49:42but about having people we love
49:44little guys who depend on us
49:46and a warm corner that belongs to us
49:49this is the secret of earl
49:51and also the secret of happiness
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