00:08If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself!
00:22Henry! Help! They're going to kill me!
00:27Listen up, you bastard. If you want to save her, come up to the black market. Bring enough food for
00:31everyone. Otherwise, Willie will deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:35The black market? I know where that is. Daisy, let's go.
00:46Camilla, hold on. I won't ever let them hurt you.
01:01Welcome to today's black market auction. Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camilla from the suburbs.
01:08If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
01:13No! Let me out! Don't!
01:19Such fine piece of arse is a rare commodity in the black market these days. Naturally, she'll fetch a high
01:25price.
01:26Starting bid? 50 pounds of flour.
01:30No! Let me go! This is illegal!
01:36The law doesn't mean anything here, sugartails. But you've got a bit of fight in you. You seem like a
01:39fun time.
01:40The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
01:43100 pounds of flour.
01:44150 pounds.
01:46150 pounds! This is exciting!
01:48Any more bids?
01:49200 pounds.
01:50Don't worry, guys. After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's
01:54pleat-loosed up.
01:55That way you all can watch.
01:58Always the creative one, sir.
02:01300 pounds! She'll be my private toy! I'm not losing this one, guys!
02:06300 pounds of flour! That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room. You know, a gold bar can
02:11only buy a few pounds of flour now.
02:13You're more valuable than gold! You should feel flattered.
02:18No! Stop! Someone save me, please!
02:23300 pounds going once.
02:27Going twice.
02:29Help! Help! Help!
02:31300 pounds three times!
02:34Sold to...
02:36I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
02:44I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
02:56Henry! Save me!
03:03Don't worry, Camilla. I'm coming.
03:11Henry?
03:13I don't remember your name being on the guest list.
03:16You don't need to care.
03:181,000 pounds of flour for the girl.
03:20Now, do we have a deal?
03:22Who the hell are you daring to compete with me, the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
03:26Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody. We'll kick him out right away.
03:31He's overestimating himself. 1,000 pounds of flour? That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars. This guy clearly doesn't
03:38have it.
03:38Of course. Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
03:46Do people really know how to underestimate the common man?
03:49You must think you're still living before the apocalypse.
03:52If you really have 1,000 pounds of flour, everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect.
03:56And that seat would be yours.
03:57If no one has heard of your name, I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
04:02And for that, we show no mercy.
04:21You really have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
04:38It's real!
04:39Where did this bastard get so much flour?
04:41I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
04:45I never heard of this guy until now.
04:47Face it.
04:48You can't compete with me.
04:50Better stop bidding.
04:52You think you're great just because you stole a little flour?
04:56We're old money.
04:58Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
05:12Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
05:15Treasures among treasures.
05:16They're much more valuable than flour.
05:18Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
05:21It's not about the slut.
05:22It's about making a point.
05:24I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
05:28You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
05:30The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
05:32You can't be serious.
05:34This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays.
05:37Who do you think you are?
05:39You think you can still compete?
05:43Watch me.
06:01What the hell is this?
06:09Now, does anyone else want to challenge me?
06:15Henry wins the first item.
06:19Henry wins the first item.
06:29Thank you, Henry.
06:36Let's go home, Camilla.
06:42What a wonderful performance.
06:47Unfortunately, you don't mess with me and get away with it.
06:50You won't be walking out that door today.
06:54You.
06:55You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
06:58Actually, this was your wife's idea.
07:00I have to say, she knows you well.
07:02This trick worked wonders.
07:03Now, any last words?
07:06I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
07:09Get on your knees and apologize to me and John before he kills you!
07:15First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her.
07:18Second, you, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed.
07:21How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
07:27Henry, it's all my fault.
07:28They used me to get to you.
07:30Don't worry, Camilla.
07:31These people can't hurt us.
07:36System, come in.
07:39What the fuck?
07:55What are you waiting for?
07:57Fire!
07:57Kill them!
08:05Henry, are you okay?
08:07I'm fine.
08:08Don't worry, Camilla.
08:09I'll take you home, okay?
08:10Fast as you felt and hold on tight.
08:11Stop them!
08:12Stop!
08:17You losers!
08:18What are you doing?
08:21The rest of you, execute plan B!
08:27Henry, if it weren't for you, I would have died there.
08:29I don't know how to thank you.
08:31Don't worry, Camilla.
08:33You've always been so kind to me.
08:34I couldn't let that happen to you.
08:42Henry, look behind.
09:01Go to hell, Henry!
09:03Yeah!
09:04Yeah!
09:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:23Get out of your car!
09:25System, take the wheel.
09:29Autopilot activated.
09:47This idiot is going to get himself killed.
09:48Shoot him!
09:58Machine gun!
10:00Machine gun!
10:08Oh, fuck!
10:20Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy!
10:27Henry, help!
10:42Go to hell!
10:44You first!
10:52Bastard!
10:53How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
10:58I am the king of this apocalypse.
11:01Don't you forget it.
11:26You have so much amazing food.
11:30Are you sure I can have some?
11:32Mm-hmm.
11:38I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
11:42I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
11:45Don't be silly.
11:47Eat your fill.
11:48Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
12:08Ah!
12:09Not your way of coming.
12:13I got a hot shower waiting for you.
12:14Oh, God.
12:23How is everything?
12:26Perfect.
12:46What?
12:47Last night was the best leap I've had since the apocalypse began.
12:50I just feel so lucky to have met you.
12:58Henry!
12:58We're starving!
13:00Open the door!
13:01Please!
13:01We were wrong before!
13:03We shouldn't have smashed your door!
13:04Please, give us some food!
13:05We'll eat anything.
13:06Expired rotten.
13:07I don't care!
13:08Save us!
13:10So hot.
13:12So hot.
13:17Henry!
13:18Henry!
13:18I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
13:21If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
13:22They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
13:24I will never save them.
13:25They deserve it.
13:26They're barely even human at this point.
13:27They'd do anything to see.
13:36Food!
13:37Food!
13:39Food!
13:40Food!
13:40Food!
13:47Food!
13:47Food!
13:51Food!
13:51Food!
13:53Food!
13:55Food!
13:58Food!
14:04Food!
14:06Food!
14:09Food!
14:09Food!
14:10Food!
14:10If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army,
14:15we can dominate at the world!
14:17When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
15:05General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
15:07Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
15:12I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
15:20wife.
15:33They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
15:39Let's go to the basement. System, activate extreme level defense.
15:55Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food.
16:00Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
16:05Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
16:11Bye-bye.
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