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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse Episode 1
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00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:14Daisy!
00:19I'm reborn!
00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:25Apocalypse?
00:27Apocalypse?
00:27You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:30What is happening?
00:32He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:37It's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:47Five million dollars?
01:01Three!
01:02Yeah!
01:03Three!
01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
01:15No!
01:17No!
01:23No!
01:35No one took the warning seriously.
01:37The deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
01:49The last cans I could find.
01:51The last cans I could find.
01:51At least now.
01:52Anna won't starve.
01:55Mike!
01:57What are you doing?
01:59It's me, Henry!
02:00Your neighbor!
02:01So what?
02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
02:17Fuck it!
02:21Fuck, come back here!
02:51I'm here!
02:56What the fuck, Anna?
02:58Who is he?
03:00Oh, shit.
03:02You actually survive?
03:05Anna, why?
03:12That was for you.
03:14I almost got killed for it.
03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
03:23But Carter?
03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
03:33How could you do this to me?
03:36After everything I've done for you!
03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
03:42So juicy.
03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
03:46Oh, another thing.
03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around.
03:51So we ate your little puppy.
03:52You don't mind, right?
03:58What?
04:02Daisy!
04:08No!
04:10My sweet girl!
04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
04:14How could you?
04:16Oh, quit whining, you chud!
04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat, and see if it lives up to the hype.
04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter, baby.
04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
04:34I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
04:38If I have a second chance.
04:48Wait, where am I?
04:50What's going on?
04:53Daisy, you're alive!
04:55Oh my God!
04:57Is this heaven?
05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
05:09I'm reborn!
05:18Where's my phone?
05:20I'm moving.
05:22I'm moving.
05:23I'm moving.
05:25I'm moving.
05:26Oh my God!
05:30Oh my God!
05:38is this quantum space does that mean i could store countless amounts of food here and it won't ever
05:46aspire relax baby now we have quantum space we're never going to run out of fuel or food
06:01ever again this time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us
06:06will be killing themselves over scraps
06:24now before the apocalypse comes i'm gonna go all out
06:58what a night huh daisy
07:07what the hell are you doing here
07:14come back here you redneck how dare you ignore me just ignore him honey he's just some low-class
07:21redneck who was too stupid to go to college so he chose the army he doesn't even deserve to be
07:25your husband laugh while you can't when the apocalypse comes i'll be the one laughing
07:34but until then it's time to make some money
07:41powerball numbers 5 12 24 41 37 41 blue ball 8 are you sure this time sir you've changed it
07:49five
07:49times already sure as ever oh my god sir congratulations thanks buddy here's your tip
08:01let's go baby let's go stock up on fuel
08:06a hundred propane tanks are you throwing a barbecue on mars or planning to blow up the white house for
08:12fuck's sake if i told you you wouldn't believe me you're crazy there's 30 tanks over there and we'll
08:17deliver the rest
08:18i know you're tired daisy just need one more thing today let's go get him in the pot
08:54sir we've installed the most advanced power system insulation system and weapon defense system
08:59according to all your requirements this is the top of the lino model in the world capable of
09:04worst damn temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees good the money's been sent plus a little extra
09:11what is wrong with you get the pasta that truck is blocking the whole street you cannot doing this
09:16okay this is not correct i am hoa president and i'm ordering you move it out a mismo or i
09:21give you
09:21tickets see i do the hoa doesn't dictate to me the apocalypse is coming and i have to prepare for
09:27it
09:28you better stock up yourself
09:33apocalypse you one of them climate change believe in nut jobs i've said it all along people like henry
09:39who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out having this blue core trash living in our
09:44gated community is just backwards henry
09:54are you okay did something happen do you need my help
10:00camilla my high school crush she's always been kind to me in my past life after the apocalypse began
10:10henry don't worry i'll get you to safety you'll be okay
10:20henry i heard you ran out of food so i brought you some cans you're a lifesaver camilla
10:25get out of here and don't come back
10:27i joined the military protect the people like camilla this time i'm gonna cherish her
10:35i won't ever let her down again don't worry camilla i'm fine
10:39but listen you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you can in the next few
10:44days okay
10:48oh if you say so henry i'll do it
10:56even if i have supplies i need to make sure they won't be stolen
11:01but i've almost run out of money
11:03looks like i need to turn to plan b
11:09five million dollars
11:11nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
11:16five million not a penny less
11:18i'm not a bank
11:20if you can't pay back the loan
11:21with interest on time
11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price
11:26what kind of price
11:46our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products but because the spider gang always keeps
11:52its word
11:53if you default on the loan you'll become one of them
11:57listen to that beautiful sound
11:59i wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
12:02sounds like a kidney
12:03look
12:05you'll get every penny
12:10i'm afraid you won't live to see that money
12:12when the apocalypse comes we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
12:16you can die from mycothermia i'll kill you myself
12:29henry that guy you saw with me in vegas was just an old friend
12:33honest
12:35where have you been i've missed you
12:39what do you want
12:40i lost all the money you gave me gambling in vegas i was just gonna ask for a little more
12:45what do i look like
12:46a walking atm
12:47you're not getting any money from me
12:49are you broke
12:51seriously
12:51you can't even come up with a little money
12:54what kind of man are you
12:56what kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money
13:00you're a fucking asshole
13:02you're not even
13:03i want all of these
13:05and all the inventory in your warehouse
13:08what are you insane henry
13:10can you even afford all this stuff
13:12do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in
13:14you're crazy
13:15i've had enough
13:16i want a divorce right now
13:19cool
13:21let's divorce
13:22don't go back on your word
13:24you
13:25you crazy poor bastard
13:27don't come crawling back because i'm finished with you
13:30sir that will cost a lot of money
13:32we don't have enough transportation to deliver it all
13:34don't worry i have the money and i have the transportation
13:40you can come over now
13:59it's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
14:25henry that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket
14:31but he wouldn't give me any money you must be henry anna's useless husband it seems you've
14:37forgotten your place you're a bottom beater buddy now hand over your illegal gains or i'll show you
14:43no mercy oh great what do you want listen i'm your wife's lover if you know what's good for you
14:54give the money to anna or else you'll regret it
15:11you crazy moron how dare you hit sweet carter he's the heir to ironclad energy the oil giant
15:17do you realize how quickly he could ruin you i'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
15:24in a few days when the apocalypse comes all that money will be worth squat
15:43scared now compared to carter you're nothing you keep talking about apocalypse but the only
15:51apocalypse happening is yours shoot him babe took your chick now i'm gonna take your life
15:57kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or i'll send you to hell
16:00i'm afraid hell's fully booked at the moment two dipshits must have took my place
16:31the best military grade defense equipment money can buy fully operational fully under my command
16:38think carefully about your next mission crazy bastard i'll kill you do it
17:07you just wait you bastard this isn't over
17:13finally after a week of hard work my house is now an invincible fortress
17:18it can keep warm withstand explosions and recycle
17:50carter ironclad energy
17:52carter ironclad energy
17:53i just happen to be short of oil it's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
18:24this much oil will last for generations
18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
18:41Everything is finally in place.
18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
18:49Oil depots across the country are full, and we can supply the military with sufficient
18:53quantities at any time.
19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclack Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil
19:14storage depots.
19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
19:20This is just the beginning.
19:21The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
19:37No way, don't tell me.
19:38Has the apocalypse come early?
19:46Mayday, we're going down!
19:58What is happening?
19:59What is happening?
20:05It wasn't supposed to be today.
20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
20:20Camilla!
20:24Camilla!
20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
20:31Take care of yourself.
20:33Thank you, Henry.
20:35You take care, too.
20:36Henry, you're insane.
20:37It's winter.
20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
20:39So, stop scaring people everywhere.
20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation, with no extreme risks.
20:47Online rumors are not true.
20:49Yeah!
20:50The governor said everything is normal.
20:52If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
20:59I believe you.
21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies.
21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
21:21What?
21:22What?
21:22How could this happen?
21:24Henry was right.
21:25The apocalypse is really here.
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