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Parlor Room - Season 2 Episode 5 - The Only Way To Begin Is by Beginning
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00:00Feel free to talk shit during the intro.
00:04You're a worthless piece of trash.
00:05Oh, I believed it.
00:06I really like that.
00:07Paul's not even here to play a game.
00:09I just learned something about myself.
00:11We love an awakening.
00:12Becca just said, please talk shit.
00:16No, she didn't.
00:17Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17It was out of me.
00:19Wait, try it at me.
00:19Try it at me.
00:20It was ready.
00:21It was ready.
00:23You're a worthless piece of trash.
00:25You so is...
00:26It doesn't work for me.
00:27It doesn't work for me, no.
00:34Hello, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games
00:40with your favorite people.
00:41Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing and a couple of contestants
00:46to tell us about tonight's game.
00:49Stop it.
00:49He's been here the whole time.
00:51Stop it.
00:52Samuel Dalton Wright.
00:54Hello, Becca.
00:55Thanks so much for having me.
00:56Thank you for being here.
00:57On your show and mine.
00:59I'll take that.
01:00Because I'm a worthless piece of shit.
01:02I didn't even say that.
01:04What did you say?
01:04You took it to the next level.
01:05Trash.
01:06Sam, my friend.
01:07Yes!
01:07Tell me what game we're playing today.
01:09I'm so excited, Becca, because today we are all playing Game Changer Home Edition.
01:15Homo Edition.
01:16What?
01:17For the game, baby.
01:18That's right.
01:19Today, it's game.
01:20To be clear, this is a prototype.
01:22It's a demo of the game.
01:23Some components may change, get fancier, get sleeker, get smoother.
01:27Yeah.
01:28But I like this one for us.
01:30I have more questions about this game.
01:31Yes.
01:32But I'm not going to ask you right now, because right now we need to introduce our friends.
01:36Can you help me?
01:37He can do a single solitary backflip.
01:40It's Demi DiGiwibe.
01:41I'm here to win, Regis.
01:43If you ask him to insult you to your face, he will not flinch.
01:46It's Paul Romolino.
01:48Normally, I'm a good boy, but today, I'm a bad boy.
01:51Game or gamey?
01:54It's Giovanni.
01:55I came to make friends.
01:57And last but not least, the world's most prolific maker of doll shoes, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
02:04Why are you scowling?
02:06I wonder, why didn't Sam introduce me?
02:11Why didn't Sam introduce me when you were divvying up who'd be introduced?
02:15I think I know why, because this man knows that I've been brought here to suffer.
02:21In this game, there's no way for you not to lose if your name is Brennan.
02:24So Sam, what is it you love the most about hosting Game Changer?
02:28Game Changer is such an opportunity for me and my lovely team to flex our creativity.
02:36And it's also an opportunity for me to channel my inner Loki, my inner mischief god.
02:43I feel like we really nailed bringing the experience of Game Changer home in a way that's both incredibly fun
02:52and incredibly playable and really captures the spirit of the show.
02:56It's a modular game, so while we're launching with these three mini-games, our plan is to eventually come out
03:01with extensions and spin-offs that people can use to create their own games in a kind of infinitely swappable
03:10version of Game Changer.
03:11Because what is Game Changer if not a game that's changing all the time?
03:14If there's one thing I know about board gamers, it's we love expansions.
03:19I can't wait to buy the One Year Later extension where you just play the game a whole year later.
03:24With the exact same words.
03:25That's right.
03:26You put them in a time capsule.
03:26In the box is a key and a lock.
03:29And if people at home are interested in getting the board game, they can check out the Kickstarter link.
03:33And let me tell you about the rewards.
03:37They're all Paul-related.
03:38Five dollars, I'll come to your house.
03:40Ten dollars, I'll give you a massage.
03:41Twelve dollars, I'll kiss you.
03:43You gotta adjust those numbers.
03:44One hundred dollars, he won't do any of this.
03:46Just put zeros behind it.
03:48But now, I'm gonna be a bad girl and get into some rules.
03:52Wow, you piece of crap.
03:55Classic bad girl behavior to explain rules.
04:01Game Changer Home Edition brings Game Changer off the screen and into your home.
04:06Two teams of players compete to earn.
04:08Earn points in unpredictable mini-games inspired by this guy's show.
04:13We've got episodes like Bingo, Name a Number, and Sam Says.
04:18I said like as if it's a list, but it is those three currently.
04:22Each game has their own Game Changer-like twist.
04:25And the team with the most points at the end wins.
04:28We start off with Bingo.
04:30Each team gets a bingo board and draws five cards from the deck of things.
04:35These cards will be the words that the opposing team is guessing.
04:39But before swapping cards, each team works together to fill out their bingo board with things they think the opposing
04:45team might say while guessing the word cards.
04:48Once the bingo boards are set, the teams swap cards and the round begins.
04:52Each team has 60 seconds to guess as many words as possible.
04:57For each word they guess correctly, they'll win one point.
05:01But while they're guessing, the other team is listening.
05:07If anyone on the opposing team says a word on their bingo board, they get to mark the space.
05:13If they fill enough spaces, including free spaces, it's bingo!
05:19For each correct guess, a team gets one point.
05:22For each bingo, three points.
05:25This repeats for three rounds with new word cards and new bingo guesses each time.
05:31We ready to play?
05:32I think you're very good at that.
05:36Sam.
05:36Yes.
05:37You and I are each going to draw five of these thing cards.
05:40We certainly are.
05:41Take them from the middle.
05:42We're going to head to our teams, show them our five cards, fill in our bingo boards with words that
05:49we think the opponents will use while trying to get their teammates to guess these words.
05:54You ready?
05:55Yeah.
05:55Let's do it.
05:56You want to be sure to read yours out loud.
05:58Each team now gets to look at their opponent's things card.
06:02They will then write related words that they think their opponents will use on their bingo cards.
06:08How well do they know their opponent's vocabulary?
06:11Look at them scheme.
06:12Look at us whisper.
06:14Look at us go.
06:16Sam, your team should go first.
06:19Okay, great.
06:19Because the rules do say whoever looks the most like Sam should go first.
06:24I'm ready.
06:24Oh, I do look the most like me.
06:26The rules say whoever is the most white guy goes first.
06:30You know, because in life it's so hard for them.
06:32Yeah, that's fair.
06:35Switch the cards if you haven't already and pass Sam your team's cards.
06:41Don't look at those yet.
06:42If you think I'm cheating for some reason, you can call me out on it.
06:45What would cheating be?
06:47Hands can move, I would say, but I can't like play charades.
06:51No gestures.
06:52You can't put like boop, boop, boop.
06:53Okay, no charades.
06:54Are you allowed to do voices?
06:56Are you allowed to make faces?
06:57Uh, production?
06:58If it feels like cheating, it probably is.
07:01You sound like my ex-wife.
07:03The rule is, if it feels like cheating, it probably is.
07:07I think we're ready to start this 60-second timer.
07:10Ready?
07:12Three, two, one.
07:15They are on my face.
07:18Glasses.
07:18Freckles.
07:19Yep.
07:20The flank effect medicine.
07:22Placebo.
07:23Yeah.
07:23On wigs, on game changer.
07:25Butterflies.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Scented.
07:27Candle.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Clown rides.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Pony.
07:32A...
07:33Tricycle?
07:34Uh, one.
07:35Unicycle.
07:36Yeah.
07:37You got all five?
07:38I got all five.
07:39And look at all this.
07:39What should we do with all our extra time?
07:41Oh, I guess I'll do a little calisthenics.
07:43Give me a little...
07:44Keep going.
07:44Oh, that's the other word.
07:45Calisthenics.
07:46Try to get us another word.
07:47Oh, calisthenics.
07:48Get us to get us another word.
07:49You just...
07:49Now, we'll award points for bingos at the end, but we do get points for correct word guesses.
07:55Oh.
07:55I'm not worried.
07:56We got this.
07:57Yeah.
07:57Can I have, like, a pep talk Brennan speech?
08:00Right now, we are about to win this round.
08:03They will not get a single word on us.
08:05We're about to clean their fucking clocks.
08:08Okay?
08:09Are we ready?
08:11Oh, I've been born ready.
08:12And a three.
08:13And a two.
08:13And a one.
08:14Go.
08:17Barista beverage.
08:19Matcha.
08:22Medieval...
08:24Medieval siege machine.
08:28Catapult.
08:31Inebriated.
08:32Drunk.
08:36Cigarillo initiator.
08:38Cigar.
08:40Initiator.
08:41Zip.
08:41Lighter.
08:42Wow.
08:44Hex.
08:45Spell.
08:46Unlock starter.
08:49Curse.
08:50Unlock starter.
08:52Curse.
08:53Spell.
08:54Potion.
08:54At the same time said.
08:56Witch.
08:57Charm.
08:57Sink.
08:58Jinx.
08:58Got him.
08:59Jinx.
09:00Everybody, no more words.
09:02Oh, baby.
09:03How many did you get?
09:04How many did you get?
09:04Two.
09:05Two.
09:06Ooh.
09:06Interesting, that's one less than us.
09:08Okay, so.
09:09This rocks.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Here's, there will be an extra X at the end of each of these rounds for whichever team got the
09:17most words correct.
09:18And that was five and five, so we each get an extra X.
09:21Hell yeah.
09:22Now we can take a little peek at the boards if we want to share anything, because we're going to
09:27be erasing all these words.
09:28But keeping the X's.
09:28But leaving the X's.
09:30Yeah.
09:30And one extra X for each team, wherever you want to put it.
09:34We got two on y'all.
09:37You fucking cucks said.
09:40Medieval.
09:41Hard right incel.
09:42Tell it.
09:43Tell it.
09:45Medieval and same.
09:47Same.
09:48Remember when you were describing Jinx and you said same time?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Fuck you.
09:52Knowing that it was you going, we should have guessed inebriated and not tipsy.
09:57But we guessed it.
09:58Smart words for him, but now it's Demi, so we'll do double.
10:01Okay.
10:02Hey.
10:02Who on your team is going to be next?
10:04I don't know what that word you said was, but it felt mean.
10:06Great.
10:07Let's grab five words for Demi and Javon.
10:10Yeah, that's a good spot.
10:11These are five things.
10:11Pick them from the high, middle.
10:13Okay.
10:13I'm excited to fucking nail this.
10:15Okay, I'm going to flip it in three, two, one.
10:21Car.
10:24Spin.
10:25Tire.
10:26Wheel.
10:27Donut.
10:32Uh...
10:35Opposable.
10:37Thumb.
10:39Damn.
10:42TV nonstop.
10:44Vid.
10:45Marathon.
10:47Uh...
10:48Birthday suit.
10:49I told you!
10:51Uh...
10:52Department store...
10:53Sale.
10:54Buy.
10:54Purchase.
10:55Spray.
10:56Perfume.
10:57This tea is good.
10:58We got none.
10:59We got none?
11:00You fucking cucks!
11:01Eat my fucking dick!
11:03Eat my dick!
11:04Eat my dick!
11:05Oh, are we cucks or are we eating the dicks?
11:07It seems like either we're involved or we're not involved.
11:09You're right, you're right, you're right.
11:10You cucks, watch me eat Giovanni's dick.
11:12Are we in the corner?
11:13That's more like it!
11:14That's what we're into.
11:16You cucks get involved.
11:17Watch me while I do it.
11:18Just stick to a consistent world, okay?
11:21Okay?
11:23Demi?
11:24Ready?
11:24I believe in us.
11:26I'm going to see the world through your eyes, Demi.
11:28We're insulting Demi's brain with these words.
11:29And a three, and a two, and a one, go.
11:37Machine.
11:39Automated.
11:41Ding ding.
11:42Bell?
11:43Lottery.
11:44Game.
11:45Buzzer.
11:50Help me out, there's a timer!
11:52Silver.
11:53Bell.
11:54Silver ding ding machine game.
11:57Silver ding ding machine game?
11:58Silver ding ding machine game!
11:59Pinball!
12:02Wife.
12:04Spouse.
12:05Wife.
12:06Don't say the first word again!
12:10Not.
12:11Wife.
12:11Spouse.
12:12Girlfriend.
12:13Husband.
12:14Not wife.
12:15Wife.
12:16Not wife.
12:17Girlfriend.
12:18Wife, then.
12:19Not wife.
12:20Ex-wife.
12:20Widow.
12:27I wasn't even looking at that.
12:30Crap!
12:31How did we do, everybody?
12:33How did you get ding ding?
12:35Silver ding machine.
12:36Silver ding machine.
12:37Wife.
12:38Not wife.
12:39In terms of these words, you did fairly well.
12:41We only got one extra.
12:42You fucking cucks said game.
12:46You said game.
12:47Oh.
12:48Right on my face.
12:48You incepted with what was on your face.
12:50Nice.
12:51We were trying to incept that one extra hard.
12:53I didn't even get to read three of them.
12:55You did get one additional x anywhere on your bingo board for having more correct words.
13:01Take it.
13:02Yeah.
13:03And we got no new crossed outs.
13:05You guys were thinking I was going to do really well, and that was your mistake.
13:10I loved it.
13:11And now, we're on to round three.
13:14One of you will please help me with the timer.
13:16Oh god.
13:17Oh god.
13:18Oh god.
13:19Shit.
13:19Fuck.
13:20Ass.
13:21Shit ass.
13:22Don't let this throw you off.
13:23Look at this messy chaos.
13:25We thrive in zen.
13:26Drunk in his head.
13:27Zen, calm, unity, companionship, camaraderie, oneness.
13:33Easy.
13:33Okay, you ready?
13:34Hey, wait.
13:35They said it.
13:36We're all connected.
13:37We're on the same plane.
13:38You got to stop saying words, buddy.
13:39Two.
13:39One.
13:40Go.
13:41Say the words.
13:46Fasten, article.
13:48Zipper.
13:51Sam.
13:53Attracted.
13:57Everyone.
14:00Hot.
14:00Sexy.
14:01Handsome.
14:01Beautiful.
14:03Beautiful.
14:04Orientation.
14:05Oh.
14:06Bisexual.
14:09You guys.
14:11Do worse.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Moo, instrument.
14:16Cowbell.
14:17Come on.
14:18Display, fashion.
14:22Model.
14:22Runway.
14:23Catwalk.
14:24Inanimate.
14:25Mannequin.
14:25Model.
14:26This is bullshit.
14:27I said worse.
14:28Correct.
14:30Lowellers.
14:31Dentist.
14:32Lowellers.
14:33Braces.
14:33Yes.
14:38Wow, wow, wow.
14:40We really are tremendous.
14:42Time.
14:42And you're all gonna watch as I slobber down.
14:45Enjoy your 15.
14:47I need to remember it's just a game.
14:49It's just a game.
14:49For some fucking cuckery.
14:50It's just a game.
14:51And we can't even use your cuck.
14:52I'm just a simple cuck.
14:53Confessor prop for your fucks.
14:54I love somewhere in the back is a producer being like, I think we're getting to the territory
14:58where we can't cut the cucks.
15:05Well, I feel thoroughly shamed.
15:07You can catch up right now.
15:09Okay.
15:09Three, two, one.
15:14Nerd documentary.
15:16Square assembly.
15:18King of Kong.
15:20Darkon.
15:21A race to complete this childhood nerd activity.
15:29Jumanji.
15:31You had one.
15:32We'll come back.
15:33Oh, you know for kids.
15:35Picks.
15:36Pula hoop?
15:37Whoa!
15:40Communicate in the 90s.
15:42On your.
15:43Landline.
15:44Phone.
15:44Beeper.
15:45What type of that?
15:46Cell phone.
15:47Yeah, but one that has two parts that open and close.
15:53A flip phone.
15:56Dress your top body with a.
16:00Shirt.
16:01Another, a specific.
16:02T-shirt.
16:02Top blouse.
16:05Sexually, any one of us could be one of these.
16:08Cuck.
16:09Bisexual, queer.
16:11Has a head ornament.
16:13Time!
16:14Whoa!
16:16What's a head ornament?
16:18Head ornament?
16:19Someone with a Prince Albert?
16:20A sexual thing plus an animal with a head ornament.
16:23Unicorn?
16:23There we go.
16:24You think I could be a unicorn?
16:26Yeah, you could, baby.
16:28Cuck and a unicorn in one.
16:31That's my favorite, don't look at it.
16:33And I would have gone with the National Animal of Scotland.
16:37And we would have lost.
16:38That's all of our spoilers.
16:40National Animal of Scotland.
16:42That was all of our words.
16:44I felt good about three.
16:46Now we did get more.
16:47Does that mean we get an extra axe?
16:49You do.
16:50Ooh.
16:51Very disappointing.
16:52I guess we'll get another bingo then, I guess.
16:54The Cucks fail yet again.
16:56You had a straight pipe to my brain.
16:58You know what?
16:58But there's something really important we've forgotten about,
17:01and that is team names.
17:03Now obviously you've deemed us with ours, but I like gamers.
17:06Oh, this is so clear.
17:07We're the gamers with a Y.
17:09Yeah, obviously.
17:10No, how do you think I spelled it?
17:11The gamers and the Cucks.
17:13We got it.
17:13Who are we?
17:14And so right now there's a lower third that just is a photo
17:17of us and cuck.
17:19No, the cuck.
17:19Let's find out our scores after this round.
17:22How many bingos do you have the cucks?
17:26And the camera pants to us.
17:28Just one bingo.
17:30So we got three points for our one noble bingo, bringing us to a total of 13.
17:35How many bingos do the gamers have?
17:37We have two bingos, so I believe an additional six points.
17:42So that leaves the cucks with a healthy 13 and the gamers with 21.
17:49What's so funny?
17:50But you know what's going to really help?
17:52What are you laughing about?
17:53Giovanni's got Scrabble tiles on her face and has been calling us cucks all day.
18:00But Brennan called him-
18:01It's a banana grill.
18:02Anyway, this makes me hungry.
18:04I'm ready for a hors d'oeuvre.
18:10If I was in a play, I would be an anteloon man.
18:13Sam, what nasty little snack have you brought for us all to enjoy together today?
18:18So-
18:18Yes, you are.
18:19And I don't mean Brennan and Jenny.
18:21Stop whispering.
18:22Stop whispering about cucko's into my ears.
18:24My bad horns.
18:25My rowdy little children.
18:27Now, this is a snack that I used to have all the time as a kid.
18:32We are having Nutella and cream cheese sandwiches.
18:37Oh!
18:38We all give lip walks?
18:40I'm okay.
18:41And your mom made them?
18:42My mom shipped them from where she lives in Portland, Maine.
18:45I'm really excited to try this.
18:47Portland, Maine, home to the International Cryptozoology Museum.
18:50Okay.
18:52It's got your name on it, Demi, and little horns.
18:54Bond with me!
18:56Bond with me, Becca.
18:57Stop yelling about bonding into my ear.
18:59They had horns because when they were cucking-
19:01He yelled about cucking and bonding into my ear.
19:04Oh, wow.
19:06I'm at work!
19:07Here at Parlor Room, we make all kinds of new connections with our friends.
19:12I love this.
19:13Toast to untoasted bread.
19:15Hey, sláinte.
19:17Mwah.
19:17Sláinte.
19:18Ex-mak-a-leg.
19:22Oh, that fucks.
19:25Sam, was this your original creation?
19:27I don't think so.
19:28Maybe my mom herself, somebody created this.
19:30And I grew up thinking that they were as common as peanut butter or jelly.
19:34So I would go over to a friend's house and be like, can I get a Nutella and cream cheese
19:38sandwiches?
19:39And other parents would look at me like I was out of my gourd.
19:42It's really good.
19:42Wait, we're all eating it.
19:44I think this is a first for hors d'oeuvres.
19:47There's always someone who's like, hell no.
19:49It truly is like cheesecake or a sandwich.
19:51I love the tanginess.
19:53The Nutella is really the dominant flavor profile.
19:57But I don't want more of the cream cheese.
19:59The cream cheese come through a little bit like on the end of some bites and I think that's
20:03perfect.
20:03Sam, for the viewers at home, what's the recipe?
20:10This is delicious and I will be finishing.
20:12They're going to clear this and I'm going to ask them to save this for me and then later
20:17when I'm at my house, I'm going to go, I had such a fun time with my friends today.
20:21Let's all promise to eat it before bed.
20:24Whatever your pillow, make a wish.
20:26And when you wake up and see it, your wish will come true.
20:27Then get out of that bed when your partner's...
20:31When your partner's partner comes over, you get out of the bed.
20:35They fuck on the sandwich and then you have to eat it while they laugh.
20:39Oh, wow.
20:40I was listening to someone talk about the internet and they said this thing that I thought was
20:44really prescient where they were like, you know, any clip could be the first contact someone
20:48has with you.
20:49And I'm thinking about Giovanni with Scrabble tiles being like, get out of their bed and
20:57they fuck and then they eat that sandwich.
21:00I hope that a week after this comes out, I'm on a date somewhere and some guy goes, you're
21:04like a cuck.
21:05Ain't she that cuck?
21:08Some guy at the window, team cuck, I backed at the $2,500 level.
21:14Subscribe at the cuck level, pay us $2,500, we will send you absolutely nothing.
21:24All right.
21:25Well, I think that's it for Bordeaux.
21:32It's round two.
21:34The next mini game is name a number.
21:37To start, each player gets a mini whiteboard and a challenge card is pulled and kept hidden.
21:42This is the challenge that all the players on both teams will be bidding for simultaneously.
21:47Each player is going to secretly write down a number from 1 to 100.
21:51This number will be used in the challenge but also determines who wins the bid to attempt
21:56the challenge.
21:58On each challenge card, there is an arrow indicating high or low.
22:02This determines whether the highest or lowest bidder will be the one to attempt the challenge.
22:07Next to the arrow is the thermometer icon.
22:11This is a clue to the range you should bid in, high, medium, or low.
22:17If you bid outside this range, the challenge might be impossible to do with your number,
22:21so choose that number strategically.
22:24Everyone reveals their numbers at once.
22:26The player with the winning number, according to the arrow, gets to secretly read the challenge
22:31card and decides whether they will attempt it or pass to the opposing team.
22:35Then, whoever gets the card reads it out loud and attempts the challenge.
22:40You'll be asked to do all kinds of kooky things, all factoring in that special little number
22:45you wrote down in the first place.
22:47On a successful challenge, your team gets three points, but on a fail, those points go
22:52to the opposing team.
22:54You've got six challenges to prove your medal before moving on to the next minigame.
22:58We're all going to simultaneously write down a number on our tiny little white boards.
23:05This indicator says the highest number will win, and remember, you're going to have to do a thing this many
23:13times.
23:14Okay.
23:14Right.
23:15Put your tiny, tiny little white board on the table.
23:17Okay, looks like we're all ready, so let's flip on three, two, one.
23:22Highest number.
23:23Oh, that's not very medium.
23:24Yours is stupid.
23:26Brennan is the winner with 74.5.
23:30You probably got to round it up.
23:31You do.
23:31I think the rule stipulates you're not allowed to do fractions.
23:35Yeah.
23:36So, 75.
23:36Brennan still wins.
23:3775.
23:38All right.
23:39Now, Brennan, you're going to read this card secretly to yourself.
23:42Great.
23:43And then you are going to decide.
23:45Do you think you could do it with that number filled in in the blank?
23:49Or do you think that if the other team gets passed to, that they will lose it?
23:56Great.
23:56Whatever you think, we have a better chance of winning.
23:58I don't want to look at it.
24:00Cool.
24:00I don't know what to do.
24:01Passing is strategic.
24:03We need to win, Brennan.
24:05We need to win.
24:06He already committed.
24:14That's a fun face.
24:15Say flaccid a number of times while maintaining eye contact with a teammate.
24:20No chance.
24:20You lose if either of you cracks a smile.
24:23Shit.
24:23You think you can do that 75 times while looking at either of us?
24:26Yes.
24:27I think I can do it with Becca.
24:28I was about to say, don't look at me right now.
24:31Okay.
24:31Neither of you can smile.
24:33I'm honored.
24:33Neither.
24:34Deeply honored.
24:34How many seconds?
24:35Time.
24:35It just says eye contact.
24:37Can I leave the room?
24:38I want to switch with you.
24:39I was like, you can't be in my eye line.
24:42Okay.
24:42I'm scared.
24:44You can't smile either when he says flaccid.
24:45Is it only you?
24:45Only me.
24:46I just have to say it 75 times.
24:47So when he says flaccid to you.
24:48If either of you cracks a smile, we lose.
24:50Don't smile when you think of a floppy little weenie.
24:53Let me know.
24:53He didn't say it's little.
24:55For sure.
24:55You know what?
24:56Actually, I don't need any permission.
24:57It just says to do it.
24:58Hey, flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid.
25:22He's flapping it and slurping it up.
25:28Flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
25:45flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
25:45flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
25:46flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid fl
25:5875 times?
25:59Yes.
25:59Because you're under one a penis.
26:00Yeah, probably, man.
26:01Say it a few more times for safety.
26:03I knew you had to.
26:03I knew you had to.
26:04That's a man who knows flaccid.
26:07That's a woman who's deeply upset.
26:08I'm flaccid as the day is long, baby.
26:10I flaccid.
26:12There's nothing funny about flaccid.
26:13Life.
26:14Stop.
26:15Don't pull me into the frame for that.
26:17We're eating this together.
26:19Uh-uh.
26:20Absolutely not.
26:21I do not know this man.
26:23Can't get hard.
26:24Won't get hard.
26:25Hey, get the slower turn out of here.
26:26Get it out.
26:28It doesn't mean you can't get hard.
26:29I'd rather shoot my dick off than get a boner.
26:33I think we're all flaccid.
26:37Christ.
26:38Woo!
26:39So that's three points to Team Cook.
26:42Very well done.
26:43All right.
26:43This is the next of six.
26:46The highest number will win, and you want a low number.
26:49Yeah.
26:52Everybody ready?
26:53Yeah.
26:54Ready.
26:54Three, two, flaccid.
26:58That's a Giovanni.
27:00The highest wins.
27:01The highest wins?
27:02The highest wins.
27:02Giovanni says infinity.
27:04Now Brennan.
27:05Brennan with 48 is the winner yet again.
27:09Can't lose.
27:11I'll be passing.
27:13Who amongst you would like?
27:15You sure, Brennan?
27:17Could be anyone.
27:19I mean, I think it's got to be.
27:20Who's feeling lucky?
27:21It's got to be funny.
27:21We'll have the lowest.
27:22I think Giovanni has the lowest.
27:23Okay, I take it.
27:24I take.
27:24I think you take.
27:25Okay, go ahead and read it aloud.
27:27I read it aloud.
27:28Okay.
27:28You must scream like you're being murdered in a horror film.
27:31Your scream must last eight seconds with one breath.
27:35Oh, are we ready?
27:37You should put the breath in the middle.
27:39All right.
27:39But for $14, I'll come to your house.
27:41Eight seconds, Giovanni.
27:41Keep tight.
27:44Everyone cover your ears, especially our sound team.
27:49And Giovanni, I'm going to push this start button in three, two, one.
27:55Two, two, one.
28:03Oh.
28:04Oh.
28:06Really nice.
28:07That honestly seemed really good.
28:08That honestly seemed really good.
28:09It feels not easy.
28:10It feels not easy.
28:10Passed in the film.
28:12Passed in the film.
28:12Good fucking acting.
28:13I started it as though it was going to be 30 seconds.
28:16I was like, oh fuck, I really hope I can actually do this.
28:18Yeah.
28:19But yeah, I don't know.
28:20I appreciate the commitment, and I think you earned your three points, bringing your team to 24.
28:24If I may ask, what were you imagining was there?
28:27A camera.
28:28Oh.
28:29The scariest monster of all.
28:31So you were in the fiction, still making a movie.
28:34But I finally get to show my inner anxiety about being filmed.
28:39All right, this next one, the highest number will win yet again, and we want to pick a low number.
28:46Low number.
28:48Low number.
28:48All get low.
28:49Get low.
28:50Okay, we're going to flip our numbers in three, two, one.
28:5310, 15, 20, 20, 17, 26, nine.
28:58Paul.
28:59Jinx.
28:59You're going to be the first to read.
29:01Okay, I'm nervous, you guys.
29:02Uh-oh, Paul.
29:05What's that face?
29:06What numbers do we have over here?
29:0715, 20, and 17.
29:10And we should dance.
29:10Will I regret not giving it my all?
29:16Probably not.
29:17I don't care.
29:17Going out with a fight.
29:18I just want to get in.
29:19Will I go home tonight wishing I had done it to have my moment?
29:22Paul.
29:23You only get one shot.
29:23Will I dream of this day forever in the future thinking would I have succeeded?
29:27This is like sedated brain.
29:28You only get.
29:29You only get one shot.
29:31One shot.
29:31One opportunity.
29:33To pass.
29:34They can take our land.
29:35They can take our lives.
29:36To delegate.
29:36Or do I want the sweet, we're going to get the points if I pass it.
29:39But will I have fun if I try it?
29:41Sometimes I struggle with these choices.
29:43You went until I won 10 different.
29:45If you don't think you can do it, I think you should read the card.
29:46He wrote this monologue.
29:47It's all I'm practicing in the bathroom.
29:49Oh, yeah.
29:51I want those sweet, sweet points.
29:52I'm going to pass.
29:53Okay.
29:54Okay.
29:54Well, I have the lowest number, but.
29:57True.
29:58I'm really scared, you guys.
29:59Yeah.
30:00I don't know if I'm good at stuff.
30:01What's your model on?
30:03I just don't know, you know?
30:05How'd I get this shot?
30:07Why'd they let me do this?
30:08Becca, I believe in you.
30:10I believe in you.
30:11I don't.
30:12I think it's been me.
30:13No, I'm kidding.
30:14I'm kidding.
30:15Do you want to do it?
30:16Do you want to try it?
30:17I love trying things once.
30:20Let's go.
30:21Good luck, guys.
30:21You might have to try something 15 times.
30:23Oh, fuck.
30:24Flip the timer.
30:26You must get your team to guess 15 thing cards only by mouthing the words zero sounds.
30:32Wait, by mouthing the word on this?
30:34That means I'll get four seconds per word for you guys to lip read me.
30:39Wait, how many cards do you get?
30:40I think this is good because I have the most lip liner.
30:44I agree.
30:45To help spell it out.
30:46That's good because I see like a dog.
30:47I need the silhouette to be strong.
30:50Absolutely no sound must exit your lips.
30:52Hey, let's get cucked.
30:53Team cuck for the win.
30:54Okay, I'm going to look at the first one.
30:56And I'll flip the timer at the same time.
31:00Zelda?
31:03Seneca?
31:08Waitress?
31:09Waymo?
31:11Rainbow.
31:12Big Pen.
31:13I'm here.
31:14Big Ben.
31:14Pig Pen.
31:15Pig Pen.
31:17Big Pen.
31:18Bad.
31:20Raincoat.
31:21Don't spend too much in this car.
31:23Wedding school.
31:23Just keep going until we get good ones.
31:25A limousine.
31:28Ellipsis.
31:30Alien.
31:32Shower.
31:34Coffee.
31:37Pinocchio.
31:38Pinot.
31:39Pinot.
31:40Pinot.
31:40Pinot.
31:41Pinot.
31:42Pinot.
31:44Pinot.
31:45Pinot.
31:46Pinot.
31:46Pinot.
31:47There you go.
31:48Classroom.
31:49Classes.
31:53For a while.
31:56Marshmallow.
31:56Sand time.
31:58Wow.
31:58One, two, three, four, five, six.
32:00Does that win?
32:00Does that win?
32:02Let's round up.
32:03Come on.
32:03Can I say that was really hot?
32:08I don't know if it was the angle outside or what, but-
32:09If you had to characterize your game for the episode.
32:13I don't go in with a plan.
32:14I don't go in with a plan.
32:16These guys are cucks.
32:17That's hot.
32:18Gamey.
32:19I love this show.
32:21Okay, here's what you missed.
32:23Here's what you missed.
32:23It was shoplift.
32:24That's awesome.
32:25Santa.
32:26Wedgie.
32:26Peggy bank.
32:28Credit card.
32:29Eclipse.
32:30Oh.
32:32Time travel.
32:33Is this so hot that you can hear?
32:34Photo box.
32:38Less hot.
32:39So is that-
32:39Ugh, your voice.
32:41I love when you shut up.
32:43So the scores are currently gamers with 27 and the cucks with 16.
32:51Ain't no problem.
32:52We're cucks.
32:53We're comfortable in the back.
32:54Yeah.
32:55There's six more points in this round.
32:56Three more cards.
32:58So, you know, anything could happen.
33:00Let's get it going.
33:00This next one, you want to write a low number.
33:02Highest wins.
33:03Low number.
33:04Highest wins.
33:05Low number.
33:05Highest wins.
33:06Okay.
33:06Okay, let's flip in.
33:07Three, two, one.
33:10Two.
33:11Oh, okay.
33:1213, 15, 19, 28.
33:15Demi.
33:16Demi, I think you got this.
33:18I, okay.
33:19Just seeing the range of what we all did, I'm like, well, let's hope I was right.
33:23That was your earnest attempt at highest wins?
33:25I'm passing this.
33:26Okay, I passed.
33:27Giovanni, it's up to you.
33:29You have the lowest.
33:30Our numbers are pretty similar.
33:32I'm happy to try.
33:32Please.
33:33I love seeing you do stuff if you want to do it.
33:36You must write out blank properties featured in the Monopoly board game.
33:42The opposing team will do the same.
33:44You lose if you match even one.
33:48Do you feel more confident?
33:49I'm going to come sit with you guys.
33:51I don't even know that many.
33:53Yeah, I don't know if I can get to 15.
33:55I can give you guys a list of some.
33:56The other team does it?
33:57What?
33:58You have to do 15 and not match any of ours.
34:01None of them.
34:02Yeah.
34:02Cool.
34:03Okay.
34:03Why are we promoting another board game?
34:06Okay, are we ready?
34:07Wait, are we helping you with this?
34:21Are you fast writer?
34:21It was.
34:23Although, as you started saying flaccid, flaccid, flaccid, all I could think was mushroom mushroom.
34:28Yeah, it's about to run out.
34:28Don't say it, don't say it.
34:29These are properties of the Monopoly game board.
34:33It is square.
34:35Okay, fucking Monopoly is the title.
34:38No, let's hear them out.
34:39The color yellow.
34:41The color red.
34:43Show me yellow.
34:43I wondered why you were constantly writing.
34:46The chance spot.
34:46The chance spot?
34:47Absolutely.
34:48Oh, the chance spot, I wrote down.
34:49That matches.
34:50Yeah, that matches.
34:51You dope.
34:51You fucking stooge.
34:53You thought you were going to get past my man here with the chance.
34:57Woo!
34:58You think you were born yesterday.
35:01You're fucking dead.
35:02You think me a little baby.
35:04You think me go .
35:06Play it back.
35:08Play when he thought he could play on the name.
35:11The chance spot.
35:14Chance spot?
35:15More like that chance spot.
35:17Whoa!
35:18That shot into the room.
35:19He just threw a card like Dave Franco and now you see me.
35:23Whoa!
35:24I basically backed myself into a corner where I can't argue that that's not a point.
35:27That's not a property.
35:28Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:29Keep going.
35:30Read your little list.
35:31Yeah.
35:31I had things like illustration of jail.
35:34Oh, God.
35:35Oh, Sam.
35:36That was really good.
35:37That was really good.
35:37You want to hear how it's really done, Sam?
35:41Boardwalk.
35:41Park Place.
35:42Pennsylvania Ave.
35:43Marvin Gardens.
35:44Water Works.
35:44Atlantic Ave.
35:45North Carolina.
35:46Vermont.
35:47Union.
35:48B&O Railroad.
35:49What else do I have to say?
35:51We didn't start the fire!
35:53This second to last, penultimate if you will, you want to give a middle number and the highest
35:59will win.
36:01Middle number highest wins.
36:01No low number wins in this game.
36:02I want to try one of these.
36:04But will I regret not giving it my all?
36:07I have just picked the most middle number there is.
36:10Wow.
36:10What could it be?
36:14All right, what do we got?
36:15Three, two, one.
36:17Flip.
36:19Nice.
36:19Wow, the most middle number there is.
36:22That's right.
36:23Wait, I think here's just upside down.
36:24Can you flip it?
36:25Oh.
36:26There you go.
36:27All right, Dimi, you get to read the card.
36:32Yeah, that's easy.
36:33Actually, this is so in my way.
36:34I can absolutely do this.
36:36Okay.
36:36What?
36:37Tell us about it.
36:38It's supposed to be hard.
36:39Do this number of backflips.
36:43Set a timer for number of seconds.
36:45You cannot blink until the time runs out.
36:47Oh, really?
36:48Yeah.
36:48You're a no blinker?
36:49I am a no blinker.
36:51Damn.
36:51For 69 seconds?
36:53I think thinking about it, I wouldn't be able to.
36:54I am not nearly moist enough for this.
36:55Okay, a minute and nine seconds.
36:57Mm-hmm.
36:58I'm just going to stare down the barrel.
37:00Sam, you can start it because we're not on the same team.
37:02You'll just press this button and it will beep when it's done.
37:06And this is Dimi's camera right here?
37:08Yeah.
37:08And this is my camera right here?
37:10That's right.
37:10Okay.
37:11You should just put, just go the full, put me in the corner.
37:14Wait, do you want to?
37:15Looks like the kung loaded.
37:16I want you to know I'm kung loaded because I need chicanery.
37:19Wait a minute.
37:19He's going to rub his hand, like wave his hand in front of your face.
37:23No, no, no.
37:24It's not going to stop.
37:24Ready?
37:25I'm just getting a close look.
37:26Three, two, one.
37:30You can't do, no.
37:32No cheating, no cheating.
37:33We've got to play with honor.
37:34No cheating.
37:37Aren't your eyes getting so tired?
37:39Not really.
37:40I just want to give him a little.
37:41You're doing a great job.
37:41Oh, you're doing a great job.
37:42I cannot believe I just fucking clicked.
37:44Oh, no.
37:46Oh, fuck it.
37:47Dimi!
37:47Only 50 seconds remaining.
37:50You fucking cock.
37:52You got 15 whole seconds.
37:54Sit in your little chair, you fucking cock.
37:57What was it, Dimi?
37:58What was it?
37:59I think it was this happening in the corner of my eye and then just me being like, let me
38:02just clear something out of my eye real quick.
38:05So what the typical reason for blinking.
38:07Yeah, yeah.
38:08That's another three points over here for Team Gamers.
38:11I just want to say that I could do that for a hundred seconds.
38:14Oh, no, let's try.
38:15Let's do that for the social camera.
38:16I want to see if Brennan can do it.
38:18Yep.
38:18Minute nine.
38:19He's got a hundred seconds.
38:20All right, wait, go.
38:23What?
38:23He's not blinking.
38:25He's not blinking.
38:26He's not blinking.
38:26Whoa.
38:30What's up, baby?
38:32What do you know about never blinking?
38:34Yeah, okay.
38:34We got it.
38:34We got it.
38:36That's what I'm fucking talking about.
38:38Yeah.
38:38Number one, baby.
38:40Keep it going.
38:41Keep it going.
38:41Keep it going.
38:43Again.
38:44Timer is done.
38:45We get it.
38:46We get it, Brennan.
38:47Okay.
38:48They got it.
38:48This is our one and only one where the low number wins.
38:51And you want to guess something really high.
38:54Really high.
38:55I can't believe I didn't even think of it.
38:57It's so clever.
38:57I didn't think of it.
38:58I did not think of it.
38:59I would never think of it.
39:00Nope.
39:00It's right there.
39:01It's right there, baby.
39:02Don't blink.
39:03Don't blink.
39:03Low number.
39:04Write something high, but the lowest of them wins.
39:09Okay.
39:09Three.
39:10Two.
39:12One.
39:1331.
39:1480.
39:1566.
39:1643.
39:1742.0.
39:18And 40.
39:19The lowest is Sam with 31.
39:22Okay.
39:23Sam.
39:24Fuck.
39:24Go ahead and enjoy reading this card.
39:27Said you wanted a high number.
39:29We were all in the low 40s.
39:31We were.
39:32We knew.
39:32I'm gonna pass.
39:33I'm scared.
39:35I have the highest.
39:36You got your wish.
39:37If I can go.
39:37Oh, yeah.
39:38You are the highest.
39:39I have the highest of our team.
39:40Brennan's got this.
39:42Set a timer for blank number of seconds.
39:45Text somebody not in the room.
39:47You must get a reply before time runs out.
39:49Start the timer when you hit send.
39:52I actually.
39:53Okay.
39:53You gotta text 911.
39:57Okay.
39:58Now touch it.
39:58I don't think it's just that hard.
39:59Okay.
40:00Wait till you press in.
40:01When you press in, I press start.
40:03Sam will press start at the same time you hit send.
40:07Are you only allowed to send one text?
40:09One text.
40:10All right.
40:10I've got a pitch if you don't have an idea.
40:14Yeah.
40:14What's the pitch?
40:18Do you have the timer?
40:20Timer is set.
40:20I just want to make sure.
40:21I just want.
40:21I'm just stepping up to see that.
40:22Run.
40:27Get out of the room.
40:28Get out of the room.
40:29Let him go.
40:30Let him go.
40:32It says open smoke.
40:36Oh my God.
40:37Is this even on camera?
40:38It is.
40:39Where's number going?
40:40Where's number going?
40:41Here we go.
40:4122 seconds left.
40:44No.
40:4518, 17.
40:46Text me.
40:47Are you okay?
40:48It's done.
40:49It's done.
40:49It's done.
40:50Woo.
40:51We got it.
40:52That is my cuck brother.
40:54Did we do it?
40:54We did it.
40:56We did it.
40:57We stay flaccid.
40:58Woo.
40:59Flaccid.
40:59I've never had a day in my life.
41:01Hey, what's up baby?
41:02Every time I've ever comics gone, straight down.
41:05We're losing the floor.
41:07To the floor, baby.
41:09Cucks don't get hard.
41:11It shoots straight down to the ground.
41:12What if you're horizontal?
41:13Then it shoots backwards towards the door, Paul.
41:16No.
41:17Cucks don't get hard.
41:18They shoot straight down.
41:19It's my favorite quote from Friday Night Lights.
41:21All right.
41:22That's it for Name a Number because loopholes work here on Parlor Room.
41:26So we're going to go from 19 to 22 for the cucks.
41:30Demi, you are slippery.
41:32That's 30 points for the gamers.
41:35Friends, we've just got one round left and that's Sam Says.
41:39Ooh.
41:40This is the final showdown.
41:42The goal is to guess as many words as possible in three minutes, but this time each clue giver
41:47pulls a Sam Says rule card with each word they draw.
41:52These rules twist how you are allowed to give clues or how your team can give guesses.
41:57Once the timer starts, read your rule out loud and start giving clues.
42:01If your team guesses a word correctly, that's one point.
42:04But if you pass or break the rule while giving clues, that card goes in the fail pile.
42:10Each player on the team keeps taking turns and drawing a new rule card with each new word
42:15card until three minutes runs out.
42:17This is each team's last chance to score as many points as possible to win it all.
42:23Stop it!
42:24Gamers are going to go first.
42:26We'll start with Sam, then Giovanni, then Paul, then back to Sam.
42:29What is a fail?
42:30Like, we got one guess that's the one?
42:32If the bell rings because you broke a rule and one of us noticed, then just throw it in
42:37the fail and the next person on your team goes, immediately grab a new thing and a Sam Says.
42:41You can also pass if you think the next person on your team is going to get it faster.
42:44A pass is a win.
42:45Yeah.
42:46Okay.
42:46We ready?
42:47Yes.
42:49Three, two, one, go.
42:52Sam Says you can only use nouns for this hint.
42:55What?
42:57Roll.
42:58Casino.
42:58Dice.
42:59Yeah.
43:00Sam Says you can only use words that contain the letter E.
43:04What's that?
43:04One more time?
43:05It contains letter E.
43:06Go ahead.
43:07Germany.
43:07Germany?
43:08Country, nation, Europe.
43:09Inside.
43:10A bar.
43:12Berlin, Munich.
43:13Okay.
43:14Sam Says you must end every sentence with in bed.
43:17Folding paper in bed.
43:19Origami.
43:19Yeah.
43:20Sam Says you can only use words that contain the letter A.
43:26Titus Andronicus.
43:27Shakespeare.
43:28Yeah, you're right.
43:29That's L.
43:29Okay, you go.
43:30Sam Says your team must boo you after every incorrect guess.
43:34A celebration.
43:36Party.
43:38Sam Says you can only speak in questions.
43:42Do you know that trope of when a woman has a lot of felines?
43:48A cat lady.
43:49A crazy cat lady.
43:50Sam Says you cannot use words that contain the letter L.
43:55Pumpkin.
43:56Costume.
43:57Halloween.
43:58Candy.
43:59Carve.
44:01Say at door.
44:02Trick or treat.
44:04Sam Says you only have one breath to give this hint.
44:08Cost extra on a sandwich.
44:12Avocado guac.
44:14Sam Says you cannot use words that contain the letter O.
44:18Third minute.
44:20Stretchy.
44:21Gum.
44:22Um.
44:24Gumby.
44:26Silly putty.
44:27Desk.
44:29Stress ball.
44:30Uh.
44:32Bind.
44:33Things.
44:34Glue.
44:35Circular.
44:36Should we pass?
44:37What's bad?
44:38Pass.
44:39Uh.
44:40Sam Says you must do an interpretive dance while giving this hint.
44:44Crayola makes a lot of dance.
44:45Crayons.
44:47Sam Says your teammates must raise their hands and you must call on them before they guess.
44:52Uh.
44:53Is this a sexy thing that you put on the floor of a cabin?
44:56Bear skin right?
44:58Didn't call on them.
44:59I did.
45:00Yeah.
45:00Sam Says you can only spell words.
45:04W-H-E-N-Y-O-U-A-R-E-W-I-T-H-T-W-O-O-T-H
45:11-E-R-P-E-O-P-L-E.
45:12Tag!
45:14What?
45:15When you are in the plop.
45:17Okay!
45:19Oh!
45:19That's gonna be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
45:26And might I say there was a whole lot of interruptions coming from this side.
45:29It's true.
45:30All right, so Sam, are you gonna be the time watcher and flipper?
45:32I'm gonna go first, and then we're gonna go around.
45:34Brandon, you go first.
45:35Okay, cool.
45:36And a three.
45:37And a two.
45:38And a one.
45:38Go.
45:39Sam says you cannot use words that start with a vowel.
45:44Face.
45:45Hair.
45:45Mustache.
45:46Go.
45:47Sam says every word you say must start with the same letter.
45:51Bug but bites bad blood.
45:53Mosquito.
45:54Sam says your teammates must phrase all guesses in the form of a question.
45:59Big, stompy creature, paleolithic era.
46:02Is it a giant?
46:02Is it a T-Rex?
46:03Is it a dinosaur?
46:04Yes.
46:05Sam says you can only use words that start with vowels.
46:10Eerie others.
46:13Ghosts.
46:13On our.
46:14Aliens.
46:16UFOs.
46:17Sorry.
46:19UFOs on our upper area.
46:25E.T.
46:26Lights.
46:27On oven.
46:30Pass.
46:30Pass.
46:32Sam says you cannot use words that contain the letter I.
46:35Wooly.
46:37Mammoth.
46:39Sam says you can't use the, and, or, um, brunch drinking babes.
46:46Go.
46:46Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter R.
46:49Uh, rudimentary.
46:50Easy.
46:51Basic.
46:51Basic.
46:53Sam says you must keep your tongue sticking out while giving this hint.
46:57Hair in the back of your head.
46:59High in the back of your head.
47:03High in the back of your head.
47:03Ponytails.
47:06Balls.
47:07Uh, I don't know what the.
47:10Pass.
47:11Sam says you must high five a teammate before they can guess.
47:13Uh, something you bounce on in my backyard.
47:15Hard.
47:16Trampoline.
47:17Got it.
47:18Sam says you can only speak in rhyming pairs.
47:21On the 4th of July, these go quite high.
47:24Fireworks.
47:24Fireworks.
47:25Damn.
47:26Sam says you cannot use the words that contain the letter M.
47:30We represent.
47:31Lollipop.
47:33Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter T.
47:39Tricky.
47:40Internet.
47:42Spam.
47:42Themes.
47:43Scam.
47:44Uh, memes.
47:46Sam says each of your teammates can only guess one time for this hint.
47:49Uh, tall pink birds.
47:51Flamingo.
47:52Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter N.
47:55Wine.
47:57Pink.
47:58Uh, rosé.
47:59Sam says you must repeat every word you say.
48:03On, on, a, a, date, date, something, something, bad, bad.
48:07Uh, red flag.
48:08Got it.
48:09Wow.
48:09Sam says you can only use three words total for this hint.
48:12Um, rolled Mexican food.
48:15Burrito.
48:15Burrito.
48:15Taquito.
48:16Burrito.
48:16Sam says you must start every sentence with fun fact.
48:19Fun fact.
48:20Old cameras used to take time.
48:22Taquiro type.
48:24Polaroids.
48:24I wasn't even looking at the timer.
48:26I'm really proud of us.
48:27Guys, that was really good.
48:28Oh, it was really good.
48:29My God.
48:31Oh my God.
48:32We did a good ass job.
48:33Wow.
48:35Nice job.
48:35My ass.
48:37Okay.
48:38We're the cucks now.
48:40Yeah, let's see who's the cucks.
48:41Okay, cucked and cucks.
48:42One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
48:48That was amazing.
48:51I'm proud of us.
48:52That brings us to thirty-six.
48:55And gamers, what was your score?
48:57Thirty-nine.
48:59Three points.
48:59I feel really good about that.
49:01Damn.
49:02One bingo away.
49:03Good game.
49:05Good game.
49:07Good game to all of you.
49:09And if you want to have as much fun as we just did, that's impossible.
49:13But maybe you'll get close if you want to back the Kickstarter and pick up the Game Changer Home Edition
49:17board game.
49:18We'll see you next time on Part of the Room where strategy meets shenanigans.
49:25I feel like that went really well.
49:27We won.
49:28And in that sense, it went well.
49:30I think that one of the issues we ran into is that they were better at the game than us.
49:35When Demi sprinted out of the room, I had two options.
49:38And one was to ring a bell.
49:40And the other was to chase after and tackle a human man.
49:43And the second one, in the moment, it's all I could imagine doing.
49:48I was pretty torn, too, because it was like, on the one hand, I'm a rule follower, right?
49:51I want people to respect the law.
49:53But on the other hand, I was thinking about the clip.
49:57Mama, that's going to go viral.
49:59I'm talking one milli, two milli views.
50:01I've never seen an episode that I have less idea what's going to be in the final.
50:05Guess what?
50:06They're calling nothing.
50:07I hope they take out the thing where you took your shoe off and started hitting me,
50:10what they're calling me saying, dirty, dirty man, dirty man.
50:13Yeah.
50:13I hope they cut the part out where you drew a gun and you said,
50:15everyone show me your voter identification.
50:17I thought that was-
50:18I actually, I do think there's enough callback to that,
50:20that it doesn't make sense without it.
50:22It wouldn't make sense without that.
50:23Yeah.
50:23Wait, let's say our team catchphrase.
50:25I don't-
50:26Come soft, shoot straight down.
50:28I don't know what that's about.
50:29That's not a reference to anything we've ever said in the episode.
50:31When you're standing and soft and you come, what direction would it go?
50:35It just, I don't-
50:36Straight down.
50:37They've been saying this all day and it just, as you saw in the episode, that's from nowhere.
50:40So I don't know what's going on.
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