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Eric’s girlfriend dumps him without knowing he is a luxury brand CEO with a secret power. With X-ray vision and confidence, he starts exposing every bully who thought they could humiliate him.
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Eric’s girlfriend dumps him without knowing he is a luxury brand CEO with a secret power. With X-ray vision and confidence, he starts exposing every bully who thought they could humiliate him.
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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:21It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and
00:00:37their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:40Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god, oh my god wow I am so sorry mr
00:00:57Dawson, I I didn't realize it was you don't worry about it. I dressed down today
00:01:15Get down
00:01:16That's the one
00:01:25Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:35Let's go boys
00:01:38You grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:41Yeah, I don't think so. Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoke face of yours
00:01:48Can we make it five what?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time five
00:01:55four
00:01:55four
00:01:56three
00:01:57You're dead kid
00:01:58two
00:01:59and
00:02:02enjoy prison
00:02:03What the
00:02:07Don't fucking move
00:02:09Get the fuck back
00:02:10Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:14I'm warning you
00:02:18Weak spot bad wrist hairline fractured and never healed
00:02:44Weak spot bad wrist hairline fractured and never healed
00:02:46But
00:02:48My cock is here and I'm gonna be late for my first day of class
00:03:04You were born with supervision
00:03:09I know
00:03:09And with that power you created LVMX
00:03:12A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:16Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country
00:03:21But it's still just that a high school
00:03:23You don't need this
00:03:25But
00:03:26I do need Katie
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:33And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:03:35And finally reveal who I really am
00:03:37She'll be shocked
00:03:38Yeah
00:03:39Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:03:43To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:03:46To transfer to this school
00:03:50Mr. Dawson
00:03:53Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:03:56I can't
00:03:57I miss homeroom
00:03:59Oh my god, I miss Sparks is coming
00:04:02I wonder where Katie is
00:04:04Oh my god
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:24Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:33Hey you
00:04:34Miss Sparks
00:04:36I have a 4.0
00:04:37I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:04:39And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:43Uh, I'm...
00:04:45Eric
00:04:46I have a 0.0
00:04:48And I don't drive
00:04:49Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:52And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:55Hey Will
00:04:56You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:04:59But
00:05:00I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:02What?
00:05:03Boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry
00:05:06I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:09I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:16I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:18I have a girlfriend
00:05:19And that watch is for her
00:05:23Huh
00:05:25I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
00:05:27We hired standing here for me
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:39Oh look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:42Liv, wait!
00:05:44It's okay
00:05:47You need more than a tonic
00:05:49That's not a sore throat
00:05:50You're going to die
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:05:57You will die
00:06:00Promise me
00:06:01You'll go see the nurse
00:06:02Okay, look
00:06:03First of all
00:06:04I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:08Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:10Just
00:06:12Promise me
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:17Go
00:06:18Now
00:06:18Okay
00:06:19Fine
00:06:26You're kind of weird
00:06:28Go
00:06:28Now
00:06:32Want it hurt?
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:41Katie!
00:06:43Katie!
00:06:49Katie?
00:06:52Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:53What are you doing?
00:06:54Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:57I wanted to surprise you
00:06:59Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:04Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:07:08Jeez buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:10Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Myles Pickett
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here
00:07:18Bro
00:07:20Aww
00:07:22This is sweet
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile, hosting a party at my house this Saturday
00:07:33To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:35Oh, how would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:07:37Ah, really?
00:07:38Yeah
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:51Alright Liv, say ah
00:07:53Ah
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Hold on
00:08:18Oh my god!
00:08:24You're lucky
00:08:25One more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:28He was right
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:08:35I need to find that boy
00:08:37Katie
00:08:40Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:08:46Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:56Miles is legit
00:08:58You're just a poverty case
00:09:00You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:04Oh
00:09:07And this by the way, not a knockoff
00:09:10This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:18You're hilarious buddy
00:09:19I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:09:30You're not
00:09:31We're just not from the same world, Eric
00:09:32We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:09:38You're right
00:09:39We're not
00:09:43I really thought I knew her
00:09:51There you are
00:09:51There you are
00:09:53Oh my god, you were right
00:09:55Thank you, you...
00:09:56How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain but
00:10:01I have x-ray vision
00:10:05No, really
00:10:06I was born with it
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah, really
00:10:12Okay
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman at the looks
00:10:21Sure
00:10:23You are so weird
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:28Former
00:10:29Girlfriend, she broke up with me
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:43I think I'll be fine
00:10:55Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:58Yes
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:05Speaking of which
00:11:06I'll do it
00:11:07Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection
00:11:13It looks like you could use the money
00:11:16Pays 10,000
00:11:17An hour?
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:21In total
00:11:25Look
00:11:28They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:31They'll be our first appearance together
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:42Your bra is red
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school
00:11:49Don't be late
00:11:55Beat it loser!
00:11:56This party is for the school's elite
00:11:57Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid!
00:12:09What a jerk!
00:12:12Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:12:15Tell you what, do you wanna trade?
00:12:18That, that, that, that's a Rolex
00:12:20I like yours more
00:12:22Thanks
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:37Wow
00:12:41Oh, I'm, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:49My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:52Sure
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:12:56Yup, that would be me
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:01That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:03Or my boyfriend
00:13:05I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:14My publicist is calling
00:13:15Here is the invite
00:13:17And purse
00:13:18See you there
00:13:26Oh my god, Miles
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the LVSparks
00:13:30Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:33This is so cool
00:13:34I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:36And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey buddy
00:13:48This is an exclusive party
00:13:50So you got two options
00:13:52You better either get out
00:13:53Or I'll kick you out
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
00:14:09No, I'm not
00:14:11I'm LivSparks plus one
00:14:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:14:20The LivSparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep
00:14:30LivSparks wouldn't allow this scam back even ten feet close to her
00:14:35He's probably a stalker
00:14:38You a stalker?
00:14:40Bro?
00:14:40Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else do you take?
00:14:44Her clothes
00:14:45Her panties, huh?
00:14:51You disgusting berber
00:14:54Eric, you idiot
00:14:56What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't wanna piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:10Everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before LivSparks shows up!
00:15:18Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't wanna do this, I'm here with Liv
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:15:33You're so delusional
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:43Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
00:15:49Be careful with that
00:15:51Oh, why? Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:58Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart
00:16:07Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:10I have an idea, we should wash it
00:16:12In the toilet
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse, you're not her boyfriend
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor, pervert
00:16:30She's literally just outside, you can go ask her
00:16:33I have a better idea
00:16:35This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
00:16:41Wait, Katie, don't
00:16:49I tried
00:16:54Where do you think you're going?
00:16:56White trash?
00:17:01I think it's time Liv Sparks sees
00:17:03The Maple Valley does
00:17:05When the lower class messes with her
00:17:07We put them in the toilet
00:17:09With the rest of the human waste
00:17:15Last chance, just let me go
00:17:17No
00:17:19I'm going to enjoy this
00:17:21No, you really aren't
00:17:23Oh, shit!
00:17:24And you'll see why in
00:17:26Three
00:17:28Two
00:17:32One
00:17:33What are you doing?
00:18:04Can I help you?
00:18:06I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:18:09That's sweet!
00:18:10But that watch is $500,000
00:18:13It shouldn't be
00:18:14The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:18:16Which will result in the future
00:18:17A plus three, minus three
00:18:19Second time and accuracy
00:18:20Please take it off the floor
00:18:22Look, I don't have time for this
00:18:25LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world
00:18:28Just bought us
00:18:29And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:18:32Yeah, so I heard
00:18:44Surprise!
00:18:45Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:18:47Wow! I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:18:50I didn't realize it was you
00:18:52Don't worry about it
00:18:53I dressed down today
00:19:05Oh! I can't see!
00:19:07Get down
00:19:08Press the line
00:19:15Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:19:23Mr. Dawson needs us
00:19:27Let's go boys
00:19:30You
00:19:30Grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:19:33Yeah, I don't think so
00:19:35Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:19:37I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:19:41Can we make it five?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah, five seconds
00:19:44That should be enough time
00:19:46Five
00:19:47Four
00:19:48Three
00:19:49You're dead, kid!
00:19:51Two
00:19:51And
00:19:54Enjoy prison
00:19:55What the?
00:20:00Don't fucking move
00:20:01Get the fuck back!
00:20:02Get back right now
00:20:04Or I'll shoot the kid
00:20:07I'm warning you
00:20:10Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:20:33This one's perfect, I'll take it
00:20:36I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:20:40My copter's here
00:20:42And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:20:44Boom!
00:20:56You were born with supervision
00:21:01I know
00:21:01I know
00:21:02And with that power, you created LVMX
00:21:04A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:21:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:21:09Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country
00:21:13But it's still just that, a high school
00:21:15You don't need this
00:21:18But...
00:21:18I do need Katie
00:21:23We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:21:26And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:21:27And finally reveal who I really am
00:21:29She'll be shocked
00:21:31Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:21:36To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:21:38To transfer to this school
00:21:42Mr. Dawson
00:21:45Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:21:48I can't! I miss Homeroom!
00:21:51Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:21:54I wonder where Katie is
00:21:56Oh my god!
00:22:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:22:09I can't believe she's at her school!
00:22:11She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:22:16Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
00:22:19Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:22:26Hey you!
00:22:27Liv Sparks
00:22:28I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:22:31And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:22:35Uh, I'm...
00:22:37Eric
00:22:38I have a 0.0
00:22:40And I don't drive
00:22:42Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:22:44And I have no followers on any social media
00:22:48Hey Will
00:22:49You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:22:51But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:22:55Boyfriend?
00:22:57I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:23:00Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:23:01I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:23:06You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:23:09I think you've got the wrong guy
00:23:10I have a girlfriend
00:23:11And that watch is for her
00:23:15Huh
00:23:17I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:23:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:23:31Ah look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:23:35Liv, wait!
00:23:37It's okay
00:23:40You need more than a tonic
00:23:41That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:23:44What?
00:23:45Why would you say that to me?
00:23:47If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:23:52Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:23:54Okay, look, first of all
00:23:56I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:24:00Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:24:03Just promise me
00:24:05You need to go get your throat checked
00:24:09Go, now
00:24:11Okay, fine
00:24:12Fine
00:24:18You're kind of weird
00:24:20Go, now
00:24:25Wouldn't hurt?
00:24:26Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:24:34Katie
00:24:36Katie
00:24:41Katie?
00:24:44Katie?
00:24:44Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:45Eric, what are you doing here?
00:24:49I...
00:24:49Wanted to surprise you
00:24:51Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:24:54You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:24:57Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:25:00Geez buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:03Who's this guy?
00:25:06This guy is Myles Pickett
00:25:08I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:25:12Aww
00:25:14This is sweet
00:25:15Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:17Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:21Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
00:25:25To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:25:27How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:25:29Really?
00:25:30Yeah
00:25:37It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:25:39I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:25:43Alright Liv, say ah
00:25:45Ah
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Hold on
00:26:10Oh my god!
00:26:16You're lucky, one more minute and that would have killed you
00:26:19He was right
00:26:21But how?
00:26:23That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:26:27I need to find that boy
00:26:29Katie
00:26:32Is this who you really want?
00:26:34Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:26:38Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:44She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:26:49Miles is legit
00:26:50You're just a poverty case
00:26:52You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:26:59And this by the way, not a knockoff
00:27:02This watch is worth more than your house
00:27:10You're hilarious, buddy
00:27:11I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:27:22We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:27:30You're right
00:27:31We're not
00:27:35I really thought I knew her
00:27:43There you are
00:27:45Oh my god, you were right
00:27:47Thank you, you
00:27:48How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:27:51It's a little hard to explain, but
00:27:53I have x-ray vision
00:27:58No, really
00:27:59I was born with it
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Yeah, really
00:28:04Okay
00:28:06Then what color is my bra?
00:28:11A gentleman never looks
00:28:14Sure
00:28:15You are so weird
00:28:17What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:20Former girlfriend
00:28:21She broke up with me
00:28:29Why don't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
00:28:32I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:35I think I'll be fine
00:28:47Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:28:50Yes
00:28:51Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:28:55Hey!
00:28:57Speaking of which
00:28:59I'll do it
00:28:59Do what?
00:29:01I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:29:03You look like you could use the affection
00:29:05It looks like you could use the money
00:29:08Pays ten thousand
00:29:09An hour?
00:29:11It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:29:13But
00:29:14In total!
00:29:17Look
00:29:20They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:29:23It'll be our first appearance together
00:29:27And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:29:30Okay?
00:29:34Your bra is red
00:29:37And quite scandalous for school
00:29:42Don't be late
00:29:46Beat it loser!
00:29:48This party is for the school's elite
00:29:49Not for nerds with
00:29:51Pokemon watches, huh?
00:29:58What a squid
00:30:01What a jerk
00:30:04Hey!
00:30:05That was a really cool watch
00:30:07Tell you what
00:30:08Do you want a trade?
00:30:11That's a Rolex
00:30:12I like yours more
00:30:14Thanks!
00:30:15Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:22I didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:30Wow
00:30:38Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:30:41My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:44Sure!
00:30:45Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later
00:30:48Yup, that would be me
00:30:50So tonight has to be perfect
00:30:53That means that if anyone messes with me
00:30:55Or my boyfriend
00:30:57I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:06My publicist is calling
00:31:07Here is the invite
00:31:09And purse
00:31:11See you there?
00:31:18Oh my god, Miles!
00:31:20I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for D-Live Sparks
00:31:22Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:31:25This is so cool
00:31:26I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line
00:31:28And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:31:34What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:37Hey buddy
00:31:40This is an exclusive party
00:31:42So you got two options
00:31:44You better either get out
00:31:46Or I'll kick you out
00:31:49He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:31:53He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:32:00You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:01No, I'm not
00:32:03I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:32:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:32:13wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the Liv Sparks invited you?
00:32:16Yep
00:32:21Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this come back even ten feet close to her
00:32:27He's probably a stalker
00:32:31You a stalker? Bro?
00:32:33Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:35What else do you take?
00:32:36Her clothes?
00:32:37Her panties, huh?
00:32:43You disgusted barber!
00:32:46Eric, you idiot. What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be
00:32:50her boyfriend? She will crush you!
00:32:53In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date
00:33:01Listen up! Everyone! Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:33:10Make an example out of him, alright?
00:33:15Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv
00:33:17She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:33:22Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:33:25You're so delusional!
00:33:28If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:35Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's? That's not just pathetic,
00:33:40it's psychotic
00:33:41Be careful with that
00:33:43Oh, why? Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:50Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:54Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
00:33:56Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart
00:34:00Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:34:02I have an idea! We should wash it! In the toilet!
00:34:11You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:34:15That's not her purse! You're not her boyfriend! You're just some creepy, poor, pervert!
00:34:23She's literally just outside. You can go ask her
00:34:25I have a better idea
00:34:28This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
00:34:32Wait, Katie, don't...
00:34:41I tried
00:34:46Where do you think you're going?
00:34:49White trash?
00:34:53I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:34:59We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:35:07Last chance, just let me go
00:35:10No, I'm going to enjoy this
00:35:13No, you really aren't
00:35:14Oh, shit!
00:35:16And you'll see why in
00:35:17Three
00:35:20Two
00:35:24One
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:56Can I help you?
00:35:58I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:36:01That's sweet!
00:36:02But that watch is $500,000
00:36:05It shouldn't be
00:36:06The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:36:08Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy
00:36:12Please take it off the floor
00:36:14Look, I don't have time for this
00:36:17LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us
00:36:21And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:36:24Yeah, so I heard
00:36:36Surprise
00:36:37Oh my god!
00:36:38Oh my god!
00:36:39Oh my god!
00:36:39Wow!
00:36:40I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:36:42I didn't realize it was you
00:36:44Don't worry about it
00:36:46I dressed down today
00:36:57Oh!
00:36:58I can't see!
00:37:00Get down!
00:37:00Press the alarm!
00:37:07Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:37:15Mr. Dawson needs us
00:37:17Mr. Dawson needs us
00:37:20Let's go boys
00:37:22You!
00:37:23Grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:37:26Yeah, I don't think so
00:37:27Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:37:29I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:37:33Can we make it five?
00:37:34What?
00:37:35Yeah, five seconds
00:37:37That should be enough time
00:37:38Five
00:37:39Four
00:37:41Three
00:37:41You're dead, kid!
00:37:43Two
00:37:44And
00:37:46Enjoy prison
00:37:48What the?
00:37:52Don't fucking move
00:37:53Get the fuck back!
00:37:55Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:37:59I'm warning you
00:38:02Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:38:11Uh!
00:38:25This one's perfect
00:38:27I'll take it
00:38:28I'd love to stay in chat, but
00:38:32My cock is here
00:38:34And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:38:37BOOM!
00:38:48You were born with supervision
00:38:53I know
00:38:54And with that power you created LVMX
00:38:56A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:39:00Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:39:02Maple Valley is a prestigious high school
00:39:04Best in the country
00:39:05But it's still just that
00:39:06A high school
00:39:07You don't need this
00:39:09But
00:39:10I do need Katie
00:39:15We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:39:18And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:39:20And finally reveal who I really am
00:39:22She'll be shocked
00:39:23Yeah
00:39:24Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:39:28To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:39:31To transfer to this school
00:39:34Oh
00:39:36Mr. Dawson
00:39:38Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:39:41I can't!
00:39:42I miss homeroom!
00:39:43Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:39:46I wonder where Katie is
00:39:48Oh my god!
00:39:52It's Liv Sparks!
00:40:01I can't believe she's at her school!
00:40:03She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:40:08Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
00:40:11Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:40:18Hey you!
00:40:19Miss Sparks!
00:40:20I have a 4.0
00:40:22I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:40:23And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:40:27Uh, I'm...
00:40:30Eric
00:40:31I have a 0.0
00:40:33And I don't drive
00:40:34Although I'm pretty good skateboarding
00:40:36And I have no followers on any social media
00:40:40Hey Will
00:40:41You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:40:43But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:40:47What? Boyfriend?
00:40:49I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:40:52Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:40:54I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:40:58You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:41:01I think you've got the wrong guy
00:41:03I have a girlfriend
00:41:03And that watch is for her
00:41:09I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
00:41:11We hired her standing here for me
00:41:12I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:41:24Look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:41:27Liv, wait!
00:41:29It's okay
00:41:32You need more than a tonic
00:41:33That's not a sore throat
00:41:35You're going to die
00:41:36What?
00:41:38Why would you say that to me?
00:41:39If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:41:45Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:41:47Okay, look, first of all
00:41:49I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:41:52Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:41:56Just promise me
00:41:58You need to go get your throat checked
00:42:02Go, now
00:42:03Okay, fine
00:42:10You're kind of weird
00:42:12Go, now
00:42:17Wouldn't hurt
00:42:18Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:42:26Katie
00:42:27Katie?
00:42:33Katie?
00:42:36Katie?
00:42:37Katie, what are you doing?
00:42:38Eric, what are you doing here?
00:42:41I...
00:42:42Wanted to surprise you
00:42:43Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:42:46You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:42:49Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:42:52Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:42:55Who's this guy?
00:42:58This guy is Myles Pickett
00:43:00I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:43:04Oh
00:43:06This is sweet
00:43:08Did you save up every last penny?
00:43:09Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:43:13Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday
00:43:17To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:43:19How would you like to hang out with your items?
00:43:21Ah, really?
00:43:22Yeah
00:43:30It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:43:31I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:43:35Alright Liv, say ah
00:43:37Ah
00:43:40What?
00:43:42Hold on
00:43:43No
00:43:58Oh no
00:44:00Ah
00:44:03Oh my god
00:44:04Oh my god
00:44:08You're lucky
00:44:09One more minute and that would've killed you
00:44:11He was right
00:44:13Wait, but how?
00:44:15That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:44:19I need to find that boy.
00:44:24Katie, is this who you really want?
00:44:26Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:44:30Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:44:36She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:44:41Miles is legit.
00:44:42What? You're just a poverty case.
00:44:44You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:44:52And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:44:54This watch is worth more than your house.
00:45:02You're hilarious, buddy.
00:45:04I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:45:15We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:45:22You're right.
00:45:23We're not.
00:45:27I really thought I knew her.
00:45:35There you are.
00:45:37Oh my God, you were right.
00:45:40How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:45:43It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:45:50No, really.
00:45:51I was born with it.
00:45:53Really?
00:45:54Yeah, really.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:58Then what color is my bra?
00:46:03A gentleman never looks.
00:46:06Sure.
00:46:07You are so weird.
00:46:09What happened with your girlfriend?
00:46:13Former girlfriend.
00:46:14Girlfriend.
00:46:14She broke up with me.
00:46:21Won't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
00:46:25I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:46:27I think I'll be fine.
00:46:39Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:46:44Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:46:47Oh, hey.
00:46:49Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:46:52Do what?
00:46:53I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:46:55You look like you could use the affection.
00:46:57It looks like you could use the money.
00:47:00Pays 10,000.
00:47:01An hour?
00:47:03It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:47:06In total.
00:47:10Look.
00:47:12They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:47:16It'll be our first appearance together.
00:47:19And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:47:27Your bra's red.
00:47:29And quite scandalous for school.
00:47:34Don't be late.
00:47:39Beat it, loser.
00:47:40This party's for the school's elite.
00:47:42Not for nerds with Pokémon watches, huh?
00:47:50What a squid.
00:47:53What a jerk.
00:47:57Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:47:59Tell you what, do you want to trade?
00:48:03That's a Rolex.
00:48:04I like yours more.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:08Make sure to change the battery every six months though.
00:48:14I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:48:22Wow.
00:48:30Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:48:33My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:48:36Sure.
00:48:37Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:48:41Yup.
00:48:41That would be me.
00:48:42So tonight has to be perfect.
00:48:45That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:48:50I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:48:58My publicist is calling.
00:48:59Here is the invite and purse.
00:49:03See you there?
00:49:10Oh my God, Miles.
00:49:12I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:49:15Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer.
00:49:17This is so cool.
00:49:18I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line,
00:49:20and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:49:26What the hell is he doing here?
00:49:29Hey, buddy.
00:49:32This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
00:49:36You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:49:41He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:49:45He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:49:52You're trespassing, Eric?
00:49:53No, I'm not.
00:49:55I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:50:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:05The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:50:08Yep.
00:50:14Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her.
00:50:19He's probably a stalker.
00:50:23You're a stalker?
00:50:24Bro, how would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:50:28What else do you take?
00:50:29Her clothes?
00:50:30Her panties, huh?
00:50:35You're disgusting, barber.
00:50:38Eric, you idiot.
00:50:40What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:50:43She will crush you.
00:50:46In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:50:53Listen up, everyone.
00:50:55Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up.
00:51:02Make an example out of him, all right?
00:51:07Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:51:09I'm here with Liv.
00:51:10She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:51:15Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:51:18You're so delusional.
00:51:20If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:51:27Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:51:31That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:51:34Be careful with that.
00:51:35Oh, why?
00:51:36Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:51:42Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:51:46Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:51:49Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart.
00:51:52Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:51:54I have an idea.
00:51:55We should wash it in the toilet.
00:52:03You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:52:07That's not her purse.
00:52:08You're not her boyfriend.
00:52:09You're just some creepy poor pervert.
00:52:15She's literally just outside.
00:52:16You can go ask her.
00:52:18I have a better idea.
00:52:20This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:52:24Wait, Katie, don't.
00:52:31I tried.
00:52:39Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:52:45I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:52:52We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:52:59Last chance.
00:53:00Just let me go.
00:53:03I'm going to enjoy this.
00:53:05No, you really aren't.
00:53:07Oh, shit.
00:53:08And you'll see why in three,
00:53:13two,
00:53:16one.
00:53:17What are you doing?
00:53:48Can I help you?
00:53:50I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend.
00:53:53That's sweet.
00:53:54But that watch is $500,000.
00:53:57It shouldn't be.
00:53:58The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three minus three second time and
00:54:04accuracy.
00:54:04Please take it off the floor.
00:54:06Look, I don't have time for this.
00:54:09LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:54:14And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:54:17Yeah, so I heard.
00:54:29Surprise.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:31Oh, my God.
00:54:31Wow.
00:54:32I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:54:34I didn't realize it was you.
00:54:36Don't worry about it.
00:54:38I dressed down today.
00:54:49Oh, I can't see.
00:54:52Get down.
00:54:53Press the line.
00:54:59Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:55:07Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:55:12Let's go, boys.
00:55:14You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:55:18Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:55:21I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:55:25Can we make it five?
00:55:27What?
00:55:28Yeah, five seconds.
00:55:29That should be enough time.
00:55:30Five, four, three...
00:55:34You're dead, kid!
00:55:35Two, and enjoy prison.
00:55:40What the?
00:55:44Don't fucking move.
00:55:46Get the fuck back!
00:55:47Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid!
00:55:51I'm warning you!
00:55:54Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed.
00:56:17This one's perfect.
00:56:19I'll take it.
00:56:20I'd love to stay in chat, but...
00:56:24My copter's here, and I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:56:40You were born with supervision.
00:56:45I know.
00:56:46And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:56:49a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:56:52Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:56:54Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country,
00:56:57but it's still just that, a high school.
00:56:59You don't need this.
00:57:01But I do need Katie.
00:57:07We've been dating long distance for forever now,
00:57:10and I'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:57:14She'll be shocked.
00:57:15Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:57:20to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:57:29Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:57:33I can't!
00:57:34I miss Homeroom!
00:57:35Oh my God, I miss Sparks is coming!
00:57:37She's gotta be up.
00:57:38I wonder where Katie is.
00:57:40Oh my God!
00:57:45It's Liv Sparks!
00:57:53I can't believe she's at her school!
00:57:56She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:58:00Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:58:04Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:58:10Hey you.
00:58:11What's Sparks?
00:58:13I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Goldwing,
00:58:15and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:58:20Uh, I'm Eric.
00:58:23I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:58:28And I have no followers on any social media.
00:58:32I will.
00:58:33You're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:58:40Boyfriend?
00:58:41I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:58:44Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:58:46I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:58:50You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:58:53I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:58:55I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:59:01I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:59:05I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:59:16Oh look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:59:20Liv, wait!
00:59:21It's okay.
00:59:24You need more than a tonic.
00:59:26That's not a sore throat, you're going to die.
00:59:29What?
00:59:30Why would you say that to me?
00:59:31If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:59:37Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:59:39Okay, look.
00:59:40First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:59:44Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:59:48Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:59:54Go now.
00:59:55Okay, fine.
01:00:02You're kind of weird.
01:00:04Go now.
01:00:09Wouldn't it hurt?
01:00:10Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
01:00:19Katie, Katie!
01:00:25Katie?
01:00:28Katie, what are you doing?
01:00:30Eric, what are you doing here?
01:00:33I wanted to surprise you.
01:00:36Eric, you're like my summer fling.
01:00:38You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:00:41Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were summing with?
01:00:45Jeez, buddy.
01:00:46Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:00:48Who's this guy?
01:00:50This guy is Miles Pickett.
01:00:53I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:00:58This is sweet.
01:01:00Did you save up every last penny?
01:01:02Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:01:05Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
01:01:12How would you like to hang out with your item?
01:01:13Ah, really?
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:22It's already been almost 10 minutes.
01:01:24I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:01:27All right, Liv.
01:01:28Say ah.
01:01:30Ah.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33Hold on.
01:01:53Oh my god!
01:02:00You're lucky.
01:02:02One more minute and that would have killed you.
01:02:04He was right.
01:02:06But how?
01:02:07That's not a sore throat.
01:02:09You're going to die.
01:02:11I need to find that boy.
01:02:14Katie.
01:02:16Is this who you really want?
01:02:18Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
01:02:22Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:02:28She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
01:02:33Miles is legit.
01:02:34You're just a poverty case.
01:02:36You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
01:02:44And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
01:02:46This watch is worth more than your house.
01:02:54You're hilarious, buddy.
01:02:56I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
01:03:07We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
01:03:14You're right.
01:03:16We're not.
01:03:19I really thought I knew her.
01:03:27There you are.
01:03:30Oh my god, you were right.
01:03:33How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:03:35It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:03:42No, really.
01:03:43I was born with it.
01:03:45Really?
01:03:46Yeah, really.
01:03:48Okay.
01:03:50Then what color is my bra?
01:03:55A gentleman never looks.
01:03:58Sure.
01:03:59You are so weird.
01:04:02What happened with your girlfriend?
01:04:05Former girlfriend.
01:04:06She broke up with me.
01:04:13Won't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
01:04:17I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:04:19I think I'll be fine.
01:04:31Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:04:36Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
01:04:39Hey.
01:04:41Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:04:44Do what?
01:04:45I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:04:47You look like you could use the affection.
01:04:50It looks like you could use the money.
01:04:52Pays 10,000.
01:04:54An hour?
01:04:55It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
01:04:58In total.
01:05:02Look.
01:05:04They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
01:05:08They'll be our first appearance together.
01:05:11And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
01:05:15Okay?
01:05:19Your bra's red.
01:05:21And quite scandalous for school.
01:05:26Don't be late.
01:05:31Beat it, loser.
01:05:32This party's for the school's elite.
01:05:34Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:05:42What a squid.
01:05:45What a jerk.
01:05:49Hey, that was a really cool watch.
01:05:51Tell you what.
01:05:53Do you want a trade?
01:05:55That's a Rolex.
01:05:57I like yours more.
01:05:59Thanks.
01:06:00Make sure to change the battery every six months though.
01:06:06I didn't know you were so sweet.
01:06:14Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
01:06:25My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
01:06:28Sure.
01:06:30Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
01:06:33Yeah, that would be me.
01:06:35So tonight has to be perfect.
01:06:37That means that if anyone messes with me or my boyfriend,
01:06:42I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
01:06:50My publicist is calling.
01:06:52Here is the invite and purse.
01:06:55See there?
01:07:02Oh my god, Miles.
01:07:04I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
01:07:07Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer.
01:07:09This is so cool.
01:07:11I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
01:07:19What the hell is he doing here?
01:07:22Hey, buddy.
01:07:24This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
01:07:28You better either get out or I'll kick you out.
01:07:33He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
01:07:38He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
01:07:44You're trespassing, Eric?
01:07:46No, I'm not.
01:07:47I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
01:07:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:57Wait, wait.
01:07:58The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:08:00Yep.
01:08:06The Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
01:08:11He's probably a stalker.
01:08:15You're a stalker?
01:08:16Bro, why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:08:20What else do you take?
01:08:21Her clothes, her panties, huh?
01:08:27You disgusted barber!
01:08:30Eric, you idiot.
01:08:32What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:08:35She will crush you.
01:08:38In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
01:08:45Listen up, everyone.
01:08:47Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up.
01:08:54Make an example out of him, all right?
01:08:59Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
01:09:01I'm here with Liv.
01:09:02She would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
01:09:07Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
01:09:10You're so delusional.
01:09:12If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:09:19Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:09:23That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
01:09:26Be careful with that.
01:09:28Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
01:09:34Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:09:38Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart.
01:09:44Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:09:46I have an idea. We should wash it in the toilet.
01:09:55You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
01:09:59That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy poor pervert.
01:10:07She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
01:10:10I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
01:10:16Wait, Katie, don't...
01:10:21I tried.
01:10:31Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:10:37I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
01:10:40What's the case the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her?
01:10:44We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:10:51Last chance. Just let me go.
01:10:55I'm going to enjoy this.
01:10:57No, you really aren't.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:00And you'll see why in three, two, one.
01:11:09What are you doing?
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