The Chaotic Brass Teapot - Full Episode is a fun-filled fantasy adventure packed with magic, mystery, friendship, and hilarious chaos. When an ordinary student discovers a mysterious brass teapot with extraordinary powers, everyday college life turns into an unpredictable journey of magical mishaps and unexpected discoveries. Enjoy a unique blend of fantasy, comedy, and adventure in this entertaining short drama.
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae. If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:43I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:26Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Brent!
01:42Open the door, you broke shit!
01:44I know you're in there!
01:47Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
02:00If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone, or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty, and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:42Okay folks, brace yourselves. We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae. Catch the watch.
03:17LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please!
03:50Please!
03:54Please!
03:54Please!
03:57Miss Mae, your final example.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:02Oh, thank God. I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:08You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh no!
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae!
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:03Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity,
05:11the Spongebob underwear man.
05:19Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess?
05:30What? No!
05:31I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:35I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You are a teapot! You brew leaves! Stop hacking my life!
05:45Alert! Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:54Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:04Did. Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:09Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left! Where did it go?
06:20I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:58We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and then we make a massive witch!
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public? Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent may.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No! Absolutely not!
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the poetry slam.
07:44These people are crying over Robert Force!
07:48Rent is $1,200, May!
07:50Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some...
08:00Yeah, you with some...
08:02Give me everything you got for this...
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:22Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:32Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:38Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This is your other.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this rundown corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:29He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:35Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:52What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it!
09:58Buy the whole kitchen!
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance, zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:07I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills,
11:12only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life
11:26and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos
11:34onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted
11:43due to socioeconomic anxiety
11:45and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:53Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:57No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
12:00A tangible hardware interface
12:01with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05The ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:29What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling
12:36about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:40Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent
12:45and buy those red-soled heels
12:46I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole
12:53and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written
12:57to do the Sarcastic Pot LLC.
13:07We're getting to see.
13:21Ace!
13:22Chloe, oh, we need this gold scratching pod.
13:25Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my algorithms.
13:31She can withums.
13:34I'm going to melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop.
13:43Whoa, hold up.
13:44Look on the bright side.
13:45It's a gold hat tower.
13:46Even if it's fake gold, still fancy.
13:48Gold-plated my ass.
13:49I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into Scrappin'.
13:56What on earth? It just went crashing down.
14:00I swear I'm going to melt this petty evil golden teapot down to Scrappin' Metal.
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe.
14:10Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat mater.
14:23And don't even get me started.
14:25It crashed right through our rental apartment floor.
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages.
14:31Why me?
14:31Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf. It reeks of curry.
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus.
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle.
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill.
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling business right here by the fountain.
14:48Relax. I'm great at reading fortunes.
14:50With that curry scented headstuff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:54Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market.
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again.
15:00Quit complaining.
15:00Fortune teller, five dollars a reading.
15:03Come one, come all.
15:05Discover your future, expose your past.
15:07Only 50 bucks a question.
15:09Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test.
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay.
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data.
15:38Uh-oh.
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten.
15:44You are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next.
15:53Come on, spill my love fortune.
15:54Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea.
15:58Don't hold anything back.
15:59All right, don't say I didn't warn you.
16:02Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well
16:04with your best friend right here.
16:06It's not what you think.
16:07This teapot must have glitched out.
16:09Fight all you want.
16:09Every word I said is the absolute truth.
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:15You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring.
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, May!
16:37Make us invisible!
16:39Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55May, when I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back.
17:10I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault.
17:14If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot,
17:15we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours.
17:18As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets.
17:28Well, well, aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up?
17:33Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:49What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:52I told you I'd find better technology.
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew.
17:56Made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot.
18:00I smell rust and desperation.
18:03At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle.
18:10Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:24Get him, Earl!
18:25Melt his silver ass!
18:31Expelarmum.
18:32Stupid.
18:41Good.
18:43Good.
18:51Good.
19:06It's okay.
19:07Sorry.
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:29Don't put all the blame on me.
19:30You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up! Open up!
19:52Great. Just great.
19:54I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target. That's real suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe.
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear.
20:51Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:56And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
21:00I work two jobs to pay rents, skip meals to buy textbooks.
21:02And just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:06You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:38Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:41Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:51Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:53Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks for asking.
21:59Oh!
22:01Warning! Prohibit excessive intimate contact!
22:04Abnormal hormones detected! Stop talking immediately!
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:21I'm so sorry about this, it's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I uh, I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure.
22:30Uh, text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Mm, will do. See you later.
22:35Let's go, girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:18It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:40Stand back, May.
23:41I'm going to crack this brazz pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it! What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:52May, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
24:56I've arranged a road show for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there. No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
25:05There's a road show for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:11This thing is completely short silts and he wants us to do a road show for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:23Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately.
25:26Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:30What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:41This is a $5 million pitch. Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:51Uh, hi. Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:54This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon. We want a live demo. Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest. Call him a corporate parasite. Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after? Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:10What are you doing?
26:20What are you doing?
26:26What are you doing?
26:27What am I doing?
26:33Oh!
26:33Please, comment.
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:37I'm connecting them.
26:39I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne in the Moray Bay, when the man's or the gold's on the day, and make
26:54them stop.
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button.
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability.
27:13It's performance art.
27:15Forget 5 million.
27:16We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision.
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract, and the funds could be placed at
27:41any time.
27:46But before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wesited that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious T-COP in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before, but this hardware
28:18is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No.
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow 10 million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me.
28:33I didn't do anything.
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive.
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway.
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?
29:26Oh my god.
29:29All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:12There's a cockroach, what do we do?
30:16Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with and now it's such
30:19a mess you can barely set foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire
30:28apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pest.
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:42I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside.
30:46What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal.
31:06It's still sneezes system error.
31:08Welcome to Studio 54.
31:11Thank you!
31:25Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome.
31:43What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00Alright, then I...
32:05Alright then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In that case I ask you.
32:16What academic achievements has May attained?
32:27In fact, she sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me.
32:40Make her stop talking to me.
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:10Don't worry.
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on?
33:25What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:59Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:03Say something!
34:04Move away!
34:07Say something!
34:08Hey!
34:08This is my home!
34:09Oh shit!
34:11Status!
34:12Battery at at one percent.
34:14Battery.
34:16I just wanted...
34:18some head scratches.
34:32no matter what happens i will definitely save you good news there is an antique dealer who
34:39is said to be able to repair anything
34:51this place is absolutely magical
35:07young ladies what can i do for you it's a really long story
35:17please save it
35:22you fools this is not a toy it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its
35:28anchor
35:29and what did you do you drained it for rent money it needed love not capitalism excuse me
35:35capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can if it didn't pay rent we'd be tossing
35:40it into the east kylou
35:53if you don't find its obsession before tonight the soul inside will dissipate forever no one knows if
35:58its obsession is endless bills that can never pay off or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred
36:03years ago you all must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours left this is crazy how can embarrassment wake up a spirit it
36:14worked before the more embarrassing the more power it gives now shut up and run please teapot hold on a
36:21little longer we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy your time to shine do the magic mic routine are you insane i am not doing
36:35the strip
36:36cane again my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from tick tock take off the pants rich
36:40boy or the pot dies do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands
36:55it's not working my turn
37:06why isn't it working we've done everything we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading its light is fading
37:17we're going to lose it
37:35it appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam
37:38i have calculated the energy transfer matrix take my core tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43bartholomew no you'll lose your sentinence you'll just be a coffee maker a sterling silver coffee maker
37:48sir maintain your standards
37:58you're a good appliance buddy
38:06warning incompatible energy core backup power online communication window five minutes
38:21the vc firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now grab the asset
38:25okay
38:34nobody else my multi-million dollar retirement plan get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38we are doing a heist the clinic now move
38:49we're going to go to the federal prison
38:50are you crazy we are stealing tech property
38:52we could go to federal prison
38:55no we are rescuing a 100 year old cat it's animal welfare if penta asks i'm a hero
39:12stop them
39:14stop them
39:16stop them
39:17stop them
39:18stop them
39:19stop them
39:20stop them
39:44Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49Why?! You made me a joke! You ruined my life! You ruined my life! Why?!
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay!
40:14May! Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away. Don't worry. You'll see it when you wake up!
40:36Teapot!
40:50Teapot!
41:07It's... you!
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot. May, are you okay?
41:20All is well.
41:22Meow!
41:34You're so fat.
41:37Meow!
41:47Is the teapot here? It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor. It can walk now. Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:14Meow!
42:21It sheds real hair! The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:30The simulation of animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes! We spent millions developing the organic-shedding algorithm.
42:44Meow!
42:46Earl, not the zen garden.
42:49Yes, and the Lidox feature is... hyper-realistic.
42:54It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
42:59What?
43:13So? No magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale? No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:24Nope, just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad
43:31And sweating through my silk dress
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them
43:57So how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city
44:01It's amazing, thank you
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before
44:06You deserve it
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping
44:09She's bought almost half the mall
44:12Oh god, that's so Chloe
44:13I told her not to splurge, but she never listens
44:17Let her have fun
44:19She's struggled with rent long enough
44:20After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her
44:24Your estate? Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden
44:27I want you to see it
44:40Sorry I'm late
44:42Minor bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime
44:50So what? We're rich now
44:52No more rent, no more discounted cereal
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet
45:04I miss our small apartment
45:05It's cramped, but lively
45:07Are you kidding?
45:08This is luxury
45:09Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:11It's real
45:11This sudden wealth is missing something
45:13Fine, whatever
45:14Let's go back
45:15I have a surprise
45:21Ta-da!
45:22A pure gold toilet
45:24Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course
45:28We're rich
45:29We deserve the best
45:32Oh no!
45:33What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy
45:35You're in trouble
45:42What's going on?
45:43A gold toilet?
45:45It broke the floor and sewer
45:46You have to pay for repairs
45:47Relax
45:48We're going to be rich
45:50We can afford it
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment
45:58Buy this apartment?
46:00What about our big house and garden?
46:22May, Chloe
46:24What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible
46:28It's drifting to the hallway
46:29Oh, come on
46:30We clean the litter box every day
46:32It's not that bad
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie
46:35We'll clean it more frequently later
46:37It's not just the smell
46:38I'm allergic to cat hair
46:40Every time I pass your door
46:42I sneeze non-stop
46:43You two...
46:47Meow
46:49Oh
46:51What a lovely little guy
46:53I can't be mad at you
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up
46:57This cat hair and litter box
46:58Are not good for the cat
46:59Auntie, you don't have to
47:01It's okay, I'm free anyway
47:02This little guy is so cute
47:04I can't hair to see him live in a messy place
47:07Meow
47:11Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot
47:16Even if it can't talk
47:17It can still bring us good luck
47:19When it's happy and well-treated
47:22This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom
47:27You little girl
47:28You know how to talk
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here
47:37I have a good idea
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes
47:57I'm also curious
47:58It must be interest rest
48:00I have a good idea
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion
48:03And take in all the stray cats on the street
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats
48:07I've fallen in love with these little guys
48:10I love it too
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home
48:13And this apartment is perfect
48:14Now let's get started
48:15We'll use the gold coins earls pinced out to renovate
48:18Keep whiter sample and plain
48:19And make the inside warm and exquisite
48:21This is all as look stark within your Chloe
48:23The eyes sent to them on stitches
48:38What's wrong?
48:39Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little
48:40The cats are cute
48:42But the smell is a bit annoying
48:43We need something to neutralize it
48:45I already have a plan
48:46Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room
48:49Full of flowers and candies
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell
48:53But also be a healing corner for us
49:01Just like when we first met
49:03At that time we were trapped in the elevator
49:05And life was full of embarrassment and quitterner
49:07You handed me this tongal
49:08And told me that when life coot
49:09Yuchita grandma taught you
49:11Turns out that all Yutufra chanded
49:12Jean in the elevator
49:13And started us building our scene to each other
49:15And sing Chushan
49:16Okay you two
49:17Stop being mushy
49:18The cats are hungry
49:19And the candies are going to be eaten by the cats
49:21If you don't put them away
49:23You kids
49:24You're all so warm
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion
49:28But a real home for all of Unshan
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens
49:35Thinking that was happiness
49:37But in the end
49:38We found that happiness is not about how much money we have
49:42But about having people we love
49:44Little guys who depend on us
49:47And a warm corner that belongs to us
49:49This is the secret of Earl
49:51And also the secret of happiness
49:53This is the secret of the
49:54And the secret of happiness
49:54We found that happiness is not about how much money we have
49:56You
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