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Steve-O revisits every stunt he performed across the entire 'Jackass' movie franchise, revealing the stories behind the pain, the chaos, and the insanity that made him a legend. From sticking a fish hook through his cheek and becoming shark bait to the infamous Poo Cocktail Supreme, Steve-O breaks down what really happened on set, which stunts pushed him to his absolute limit, and how the cast kept finding new ways to top themselves.
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00:01I tend to just start barfing, bees on my .
00:04I was barfing on the first day.
00:06It was a barf fest.
00:08I think you guys picked the wrong video to make for YouTube.
00:11I don't know how that's going to work.
00:13Hey, everybody.
00:14I'm Steve-O, and I've made a living
00:16doing absolutely moronic things.
00:19We are going to take a journey through all of the Jackass
00:23movies and every stupid stunt that I did in them.
00:27And this probably goes without saying,
00:30but there will be spoilers ahead.
00:32Let's go.
00:34Jackass, the movie, released in 2002,
00:37in which I did 10 unforgettable stunts.
00:41Alligator tightrope, a tightrope over an alligator pit.
00:46And because my roots were in the circus,
00:49where I performed as a professional circus clown,
00:52it was assumed that I would be able to walk a tightrope.
00:55That was not the case.
00:56I fell right away.
00:57Put the chicken on it.
00:59I figured, why not put some chicken in my jockstrap
01:03so that the alligators can lunge at me
01:06and try and bite it away.
01:08Now, candidly, I showed up to the alligator tightrope shoot,
01:13assuming that it was my job that day
01:15to be bitten by an alligator.
01:16And I was OK with that.
01:18I was resigned to it.
01:19But as it turned out, I never actually needed
01:22to be bitten by an alligator, and it was an iconic bit,
01:26despite the fact that there were no physical consequences.
01:30Man, what a treat.
01:31One thing that was important was that I not fall off
01:36and land on an alligator, because that would constitute
01:39cruelty to animals.
01:41In the shot where I actually fall off and into the pit,
01:45they were careful to clear the alligators.
01:48This really was creepy, having the alligators lunging up,
01:51and it was just exciting.
01:54You can tell when a jackass bit works,
01:56because what we call the peanut gallery,
01:58all the guys gathered around watching,
02:01like, their reaction is the barometer for how well we did.
02:04And when everybody's excited like that
02:06and laughing and cheering, that's when
02:08you know you got something really good.
02:11Tropical pole vaulting.
02:13I spent a day doing cocaine, and then I
02:16spent the next day, still awake, pole vaulting
02:19all over the place, making terrible decisions.
02:21I just thought, man, wouldn't it be great
02:24if I took a pole vault to the beach and the bushes
02:28and a gross river and just launched myself
02:31into all kinds of stuff.
02:32Pooh River was pretty gross.
02:34Our jackass director, Jeff Tremaine, loved the idea.
02:37So he set it up for me to train with the pole vaulting team
02:43at UCLA.
02:45And I really diligently trained.
02:47I worked as hard as I could.
02:49And I never got any good at pole vaulting.
02:51I can't even believe Tropical Pole Vaulting made the movie.
02:54It was so half-ass and weak.
02:57And I was just on drugs, too.
02:59Hadn't slept in days.
03:04Night pandas.
03:05With my fellow jackass cast members donning panda suits,
03:10we took on Tokyo in extra stupid ways.
03:13It was our dear friend Loomis Fall who wrote the idea because he wanted to go to Japan.
03:20It really ended up biting Loomis in the ass because he got pretty badly injured
03:23when he got knocked through a jewelry stand on the sidewalk.
03:27A lot of the things we filmed for jackass were actually somehow clever.
03:31This night pandas bit is not one of those because pandas are not indigenous to Japan.
03:36I also feel like a lot of what we did in this whole first jackass movie just constituted harassment.
03:43That was me trying to walk on my hands down the stairs.
03:46It was a pretty good one.
03:49Oh, roller disco truck was one of the scariest, most violent things.
03:55Being on roller skates in the back of a cube truck that is being driven particularly recklessly was so terrifying.
04:02At the beginning, it was like, ooh, this feels scary.
04:05And then all of a sudden it starts moving around and it's like, oh, wow, this is just not okay.
04:10I go into straight survival mode.
04:13I'm like on the ground just trying to hug the floor.
04:16And that's kind of what we're all doing except for Bam.
04:19Bam's just on roller skates allowing himself to be just smashed into the wall.
04:27Bam's gnarly.
04:28Yeah, that was just violent, man.
04:30Wasabi. Lots.
04:33Wasabi snooters.
04:35Yeah.
04:36See, at the time I had a real relationship with a powdered substance that's totally illegal.
04:44And I called a serving of this substance a snooter.
04:48Of course, we called it wasabi snooters.
04:52The bar was so low back then.
04:55In this day and age, I never would have gotten away with snorting so little of it.
05:01Having it not like evident that like a large amount went in my nose.
05:06This one has all the hallmarks of a Steve-O idea.
05:10The ceiling fan.
05:14I was in such bad shape just plain unpresentable when the crew showed up for the ceiling fan bit.
05:21I remember trying to give intros and like, I've had enough of that fan.
05:25And all they showed was just the jump.
05:27That's it.
05:29The table that I landed on, I used to like stand on it and put my head in the ceiling
05:34fan.
05:34Which was kind of fun.
05:35It always got a little giggle.
05:37But I wanted to escalate that more.
05:39One of those quick hits that really, really counts.
05:42That's one of my more proud moments.
05:45The ceiling fan.
05:48Paper cuts.
05:49I had no idea that this was even an idea.
05:52I had no idea that it was being filmed.
05:54But I got a little bit restless in the hotel.
05:56And I went looking around for the guys.
05:58And I walked into a room where paper cuts was happening.
06:01I would have done very well to have not walked into that room.
06:05Ugh.
06:06Yeah, this is tough for me to watch.
06:08Like, why?
06:09It just makes you uncomfortable watching this.
06:12I had no idea what I was walking into.
06:14Steve-o, if you want to do some more, do it.
06:16I'm done.
06:18Is everybody ready?
06:19I think I can speak for all of the jackass guys when I say,
06:23the experience of having the terrible thing happen to you.
06:27We'd be fine without it.
06:29It's the footage that we do it for.
06:32Without the cameras, there's really no reason to do like this.
06:36Oh my god, that sucks.
06:37What?
06:38God, am I glad I came out to see what was going on in this room?
06:42The whale shark gummer.
06:44In the seas, off of Okinawa, Japan.
06:48Chris Pontius and I turned ourselves into whale shark bait
06:52by stuffing these shorts with krell, like little tiny shrimp.
06:58Whale sharks do not have teeth.
07:00So if they're going to try to bite your wiener,
07:02they're really only going to give it a gummer.
07:04This one got its name from a personal experience I had one night.
07:09A young lady informed me that she had been in a rather horrific car accident.
07:14And she pulled out like all of her upper teeth.
07:17And she gave me a gummer.
07:22And so then when the whale shark idea came up,
07:25we were told that whale sharks don't have teeth.
07:29And I was like, dude, I'm going to get another gummer.
07:32I got scuba certified four days in a row.
07:36Not a wink of sleep for me.
07:39After we finished filming with the whale sharks,
07:42we learned that psilocybin mushrooms were legal in Japan.
07:48We ate way too many mushrooms that night.
07:50I was just laying in this bed, peeing all over myself.
07:54Pontius was in the bathroom doing something he called reverse diarrhea in the mirror.
08:00Yeah, that night got real ugly.
08:03Off-road tattoo.
08:05I got tattooed while being driven super recklessly and violently
08:11through a motocross track in the desert by Henry Rollins.
08:16Kind of blur your eyes a little bit, but it's totally a smiley face.
08:19It's a total smiley face, dude.
08:22So we're finding a little bit chilly in Japan.
08:24So we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks.
08:29I think this one might have been called Love and Rockets.
08:33The idea was to shoot bottle rockets out of my butthole.
08:39I can't remember the bottle rockets being bigger than that.
08:43Nah, it was pretty good size.
08:44We tied a big old bottle rocket to Pontius's wiener and I shot it out of my butthole,
08:52which was amazing.
08:54It goes, it launches out of my butthole, but only so far before the string becomes taut.
09:00And Pontius's wiener, I mean, this just makes me happy.
09:03How could this not make anybody happy?
09:06Jackass number two, released in 2006, featuring just six stunts by yours truly, Steve-o.
09:17The fish hook.
09:21Put a fish hook through my face and cast me out to sharks as bait.
09:28That hurt to do that to you.
09:31Pushing that hook through my face didn't feel good.
09:34I had the hook through my face on two separate days.
09:40I had sustained a back injury landing on a bellhop cart being thrown downstairs.
09:47That's why I only have six stunts in the movies, because I was out of commission with a back injury.
09:52So when Jeff Tremaine came to me and said,
09:54will you put the hook through your face again so that we can get more shark footage?
09:58I said, of course I will.
10:02Thank God we brought Manny to make sure sharks would show up.
10:05Manny.
10:06I just can't count the times when Manny was in the water hacking up meat to attract sharks.
10:15When the sharks arrived, we jump off the boat.
10:19I mean, this really was on the risky side.
10:24It was filmed like two hours of a boat ride away from the coast of New Orleans in 2006.
10:33So New Orleans was still utterly devastated by Hurricane Katrina.
10:38I remember asking the director, Jeff Tremaine, like, dude, we were two hours from shore.
10:44Like, what was going to be the plan if I got bitten by a shark?
10:47And the director said, we didn't have a plan.
10:50We had God.
10:53I really believe that there's something to that because we absolutely have had,
10:58uh, I feel divine protection over all of these years.
11:02Thank you so much, God.
11:04I'm locked in.
11:06I left the door.
11:07Beehive limo.
11:08Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera trapped me and some of the guys in a limo under the ruse
11:14that we were going to a photo shoot only to lock the doors and throw a beehive into the limo.
11:24Wee Man and I had quite a bit of experience with bees because we had been all around filming
11:29wild boys together. So we knew that if we just relax, don't move, that the bees won't really attack us.
11:39Ryan Dunn and Dave England did not know that. So they're all freaking out and they just got all lit
11:45up.
11:46Jeff Tremaine thought that we were sabotaging the footage.
11:49How dare you lay still and not get attacked by bees?
11:52Oh, get off of me, dude!
11:55Well, here's the crazy thing. In preparation for the beehive limo, they, like, legally had to have us all, uh,
12:03tested for allergies to, to bee stings. And Pontius came back super allergic, which is extra and early
12:12because we had traveled all over the world being stung by everything for wild boys. Pontius, um, could have died,
12:19it sounds like filming wild boys. We're here with the three six mafia and it's time for the rake jump.
12:25Ah, rake jump. This is one of my proudest moments. I really did not want to jump on that rake
12:31and I'm
12:32so proud of myself that I just did. My biggest regrets aren't of stunts that I did, they're of stunts
12:41that I wimped out on. And this one, I'm really proud of myself for my commitment. Butt chug.
12:48Right in there. Put it in there. You really gotta get in there. I put a beer bong right in
12:52the back
12:52door and I pounded it. Open wide! Yeah, I don't know how far this one's gonna get on YouTube,
12:57but I will tell you that it was the second time I performed the butt chug. One of my ideas
13:02for the
13:03first Jackass movie was to make a nostril beer bong. And I literally pounded a whole beer through my nose,
13:12but none of the guys standing around even giggled. And then Johnny Knoxville said,
13:17that sucked. Stick it up your ass. I said, we've already established I don't put stuff up my butt.
13:24Plus it probably wouldn't even work. And I screwed myself with that last part because now we needed to
13:30figure out if it would work or not because we're scientists. So I knew that I really screwed myself.
13:35We've refilmed it on the second movie. All right, let's go to the bar.
13:41If leeches are that great at healing, let's see what they can do for my eyeball.
13:45The leech healer. God damn it. We stuck a leech onto my eyeball.
13:50Here we go. This one was a tough one to go through with. What hurt way worse than having
13:57the leech on my eyeball was my eyeball getting dried out. You can only hold open your eyeball
14:03for so long before it really starts to hurt. Like you need to blink it to moisturize it.
14:08Noxo was just furious with me that I couldn't keep my eye open for longer and the leech on there
14:14for
14:14longer. You can see Noxo's disappointment at me in the end of the bit.
14:18Open, open to it. No, keep your eye. What the?
14:21Yeah, come on Noxo. Give me a break. Dude, that was on there for ages, dude.
14:27The fart mask. I wore a mask and Preston Lacey's gonna fart into it. This is another one that took
14:35multiple days to get because I've got a really hyperactive imagination. And if I get the idea
14:42that something's really gross, I tend to just start barfing.
14:46He didn't even get a chance to hold the tube up to his butt before I was barfing on the
14:52first day.
14:52So we had to like, you know, do it the next day.
14:58Jackass 2.5 2007. Just three stunts by me. Since the .5 movies are basically deleted scenes,
15:08you don't want to have that many in there.
15:11Rattlesnake condom.
15:14Filled up a condom like a balloon. I held it with my butt cheeks and the rattlesnake's gonna strike the
15:20balloon.
15:23It's very creepy having a rattlesnake striking you. That was one of Johnny Knoxville's first ideas
15:30that he came up with was he just wanted to be bitten by a rattlesnake. When we filmed with Manny
15:35for the
15:35first time, Knoxville is trying to make that happen and Manny said, no way. When Manny says something's
15:43okay, like it doesn't necessarily mean it's okay. So when he says something's not okay, like it's not
15:48okay. And that's what he said about rattlesnake bites. Then a little while later Manny got bit
15:54by a rattlesnake, lost a finger. So he's got a permanent shocker. The condom's blown up so big.
16:00No wonder it was in 2.5.
16:07It's a Miller time.
16:08Indian fingernail funnel.
16:14In India, we met up with the guy who held the Guinness world record for having the longest fingernails.
16:20This guy was very careful with those fingernails. Can you even imagine?
16:24And our movie was sponsored by Miller High Life. We poured Miller High Life down his fingernails.
16:31Again, I mean, this probably wouldn't be that gross. But the idea of it was gross. And so that's
16:37what sets me off. It was a barf fest for not just me, but a bunch of innocent women.
16:52The butt bellows. With the help of Mike Judge, I helped turn Preston Lacey into a human powder cannon
16:59and took the blast directly to the face.
17:05Jackass 3D released in 2010, featuring a total of seven Steve-O stunts.
17:13T-Ball. Ryan Dunn just whacked a T-Ball right into my nuts.
17:18Great job!
17:23Beehive tetherball.
17:25Tetherball was played with a beehive. My opponent was Dave England.
17:29Bees have been quite cooperative over the years. Like, whenever we filmed with them, it went well.
17:40Electric Avenue.
17:42This one was pretty tough.
17:44We all went through this hallway that was just littered with cattle prods and stun guns, and it was awful.
17:52Going into this third Jackass movie, I've survived too much. Now I'm clean and sober. I'm not taking any crazy
17:59risks.
17:59As long as I don't have to worry about being killed or paralyzed, I'll do whatever and I'll never back
18:04out.
18:05And this Electric Avenue one really put that one to the test. I remember just thinking,
18:10I knew that I couldn't get paralyzed or killed, but I didn't want to do it.
18:15But ultimately, I honored my word and I got through it.
18:20Okay, bring your cup down.
18:21Sweatsuit cocktail. It's bad. We had Preston Lacey like wrapped in saran wraps that he would sweat into a cup
18:32and I got to drink the sweat.
18:35Oof. Here's to good health.
18:39As I poured it into my mouth, I was already barfing. I don't think I drank any of it.
18:46This is like paper cuts. Like why? Like this isn't spreading joy.
18:51Like what are we doing here?
18:53That was a sweatsuit cocktail.
18:58Will the farter.
19:00Our buddy Will can just fart on command. He sucks air into his butthole and then just blasts at Will.
19:13That reaction was incredible.
19:14We always want the first thing we film for a movie to be something that we know is going to
19:20work,
19:20that's going to be good for morale, that's just going to kick us off with great momentum.
19:24That Will the farter bit was the first thing we shot for Jackass 3D.
19:32Ram Jam.
19:35Ryan Don and I tried to call him a charging ram with musical instruments.
19:41At the time that we filmed this, I was particularly militantly vegan.
19:48It was, I felt against my better judgment to be filming with an animal like this.
19:54Instinctively, I kept putting my hand down to block it from hitting me in the nuts.
19:59What ended up happening was I got all this tendon damage in my finger that just like really, really messed
20:07me up for years.
20:08It was my karma for filming with the animal.
20:11Poo cocktail supreme.
20:12Poo cocktail supreme.
20:16It really was supreme.
20:20Jackass 3.5 2011.
20:23With a total of nine stunts by me.
20:26Filming for the third movie, I just was gung ho because I wanted to prove that sobriety had not made
20:33me into a sissy.
20:34I just wanted to prove that I still had it in me.
20:38I wouldn't risk my life for my spinal cord, but I wasn't going to be a sissy either.
20:42So I was just all in for as much as I could do.
20:46And I ended up with nine different bits.
20:48Crazy.
20:52The alligator snapping turtle.
20:56Let's put it this way.
20:57It's not called an alligator snapping turtle because it's very friendly.
21:01And when it bit me in the butt, I was not feeling good.
21:08This is what you call low brow humor.
21:12He got you good.
21:15There's a reason why I turned that down for so many years.
21:22Barrel surfing.
21:23The Jackass cast tried to surf across a line of rolling barrels on an actual surfboard.
21:30I remember like being pretty timid jumping on it.
21:33I was scared.
21:34I didn't really want much to do with it.
21:36And then comes Ryan Dunn.
21:38Check out Dunn, the way his face bounces off this though.
21:41Boom.
21:43Like so gnarly.
21:45Ryan Dunn's commitment to this bit was amazing.
21:52Bombs away.
21:55This is an idea that I wrote.
21:57If we do Diet Coke and Mentos rockets in a small room where we get nailed by the rockets
22:03and we were all like uncharacteristically wimpy on this one.
22:07Bombs away!
22:14So great, it was scary to think like a bottle is going to come flying and hit you.
22:19What a cool thing man.
22:26The rat zapper, when I found out about electric rat traps, I was like, we've got to hook my
22:34balls up to a wire that's connected to a rat trap.
22:38Oklahoma is the safe word.
22:39Yeah, I'll turn it off.
22:40They took it a step further by making a wind-up metal rat that walked into the thing.
22:47Oh my god.
22:48So visually awesome.
22:49So utterly horrific for me.
22:53Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54Oh!
22:55I mean, I remember this hurting so badly.
22:59It's a good thing that they duct taped my arms to that chair because I would not have lasted
23:04long enough to even say Oklahoma.
23:06I like pooing, but I like pooing with these better.
23:09The enema long jump.
23:11I can't remember whose idea this was, but boy was it genius.
23:15Everybody takes an enema and then jumps as far as they can in hopes that they're going to
23:22poop in mid-air.
23:23It doesn't matter if you poop while you're in mid-air, but it'd be a lot cooler if you
23:27did.
23:30Nobody seems to be jumping that far.
23:32Yeah, that's pretty gross.
23:35Oh, wow.
23:37Dave England?
23:38I think Dave England won.
23:40In every way, Dave England was the winner.
23:44The Flaming Gauntlet.
23:47They set up a balance beam with balls that are going to knock me off onto a bed of hot
23:52coals.
23:53But the warehouse we filmed it in was owned by a guy who really didn't want any damage done
23:58to the floor.
23:59So they put a steel plate over the floor, which got really, really hot with the hot coals.
24:05So it was like I fell onto a frying pan.
24:12I really got burned, like pretty seriously.
24:15A normal person would probably ask for a painkiller.
24:19Treadmill show.
24:20We always had a good time with treadmills, so we figured let's get a bunch of them.
24:26We had all the treadmills lined up facing each other and we all at the same time jumped in
24:30and a Steve-O hit me right in the face.
24:34Yeah, that looked like a 3.5-er.
24:37Cool idea though.
24:39The electric limbo.
24:41This is where the Jackass cast and I tried to limbo under an electric bar.
24:46Go, go, go, go!
24:49Yeah, getting shocked sucks.
24:51Wow, that bar got low real quick.
24:53It's a party.
24:54You're out, you're in, you're in, you're in!
24:56You're in, you're in!
24:59It needed to be licked.
25:01Oh!
25:03Will the farter.
25:04It's shooting darts into my face.
25:10That was pretty great.
25:11You are awesome.
25:12Look how deep that went in.
25:13I can't.
25:14Jackass forever.
25:162022.
25:17Total Steve-O stunts, seven.
25:19Your whole zen approach to staying calm is really worth it, Steve-O.
25:22Beehive penis.
25:23Oh!
25:24Technically, I think this is called the dick of bees.
25:27And it happened like maybe the first day of filming.
25:33Knoxville placed the queen bee of a hive underneath my wiener to entice the rest of the hive to absolutely
25:41attack the crap out of me.
25:43Oh!
25:44It's gonna make you look good, Steve-O.
25:46Yeah, it is acting late.
25:47It's a guy like Mr. Snuffleupagus.
25:49Relaxing didn't help me at all on this one.
25:51These bees were 100% pissed out of the gate.
25:55I was relaxing until they started attacking me.
25:59Uh-huh.
26:00I got stung at least a dozen times.
26:03It moves when you move.
26:06Snuffleupagus on my wiener over there.
26:08The consensus on the set after this bees on my wiener's business was that we had something really good in
26:15the can.
26:17All the way?
26:18The quiet game.
26:20Rachel Poopies and I tested our miming skills while participating in really dumb games.
26:28I was very excited to have this bit in the movie.
26:33It features my autographed Steve-O skateboards.
26:37Stop!
26:40We-Man would totally be a Cobra Kai.
26:43Potty explosion.
26:44This was a prank where you go into a porta potty and it explodes.
26:52I look pretty happy that that happened.
26:54I think they screwed up by not waiting for me to get my pants down though.
26:58If they would have just been able to like, have a little bit of patience, then I would have actually
27:03been taking a dump.
27:07Underwater fart explosion.
27:09While submerged, we managed to ignite one of my farts.
27:14And this is absolutely the most incredible thing that I may have ever been a part of.
27:20It was a dream of Johnny Knoxville's to try to light a fart underwater.
27:25But boy did we escalate it by actually igniting it while it was underwater.
27:30I just remember being shocked by how intense the blast was.
27:40I get blasted.
27:44That's one of the most incredible things we ever did.
27:48Oh my god, the marching band.
27:50We've always had an affinity for treadmills.
27:53So they figured, why not get a super treadmill, which is designed for training horses on.
28:01And just crank it up and have the whole cast jump on it dressed up as a marching band.
28:13Don't risk death or paralysis went right out the window.
28:17I'm not taking any crazy risks.
28:20As long as I don't have to worry about being killed or paralyzed, I'll do whatever and I'll never back
28:25out.
28:26I was out cold.
28:28You still got those million dollar teeth, that's for sure.
28:33I remember jumping on it.
28:36That's it.
28:39Bicycle backhand with a special guest appearance from Machine Gun Kelly.
28:44The task at hand was to ride stationary bikes to trigger hands smacking us into a super cold pool.
28:55Yeah, what was so much worse than getting hit by the hand was how cold the water was in that
29:00pool.
29:00Jeff Tremaine directed the Motley Crue biopic in which Machine Gun Kelly played Tommy Lee.
29:09And MGK didn't want anybody going easy on him. He was up for whatever.
29:15He got blasted off that pretty good.
29:18I mean I remember MGK drew a smiley face on my butt cheek with a BB gun.
29:25And like the BBs were really embedded in my skin and then afterwards I smeared tattoo ink over it.
29:31I got the BB gun tattoo.
29:33It was a hand dude, that was hard.
29:36I was in the water like, oh I'm dead.
29:39That really worked.
29:41I chug, chug.
29:42By the vomitron.
29:44This was a big ruse man.
29:46The vomitron was a big spinny round thing.
29:51We were supposed to drink all different colors of milk.
29:55And while the centrifuge was spinning, we would be barfing a rainbow.
30:00But in reality it was just a big ruse to get us locked into a position where they could unleash
30:05like a whole army of hell onto us.
30:08And that was the big finale.
30:16We were just surrounded by like a whole army of dudes with paintball guns.
30:25I don't know how I got out.
30:27I just remember that when I got out, I got shot in the dick.
30:31It was so bad.
30:33Jackass 4.5 2022.
30:36Total Steve-O stunts 7.
30:39I think Jackass 4.5 got way more viewership on Netflix than the actual main movie did.
30:47The Dine and Dash.
30:49Oh my god, I just saw his beak.
30:51I turned myself into eagle bait by placing a fish where the sun does not shine.
30:57Oh my god.
30:58I saw it come out of his .
31:01I think the talons were way worse than anything.
31:05Yeah, I see it scratching at my butt cheeks like, oh wow.
31:09Yeah, I got slashed up pretty good.
31:11I'm gonna be well groomed.
31:13The eagle eyebrow wax.
31:16I was gonna wax off my eyebrow and get a penis tattooed in its place.
31:22I wanted to have a eyebrow wax on just one eyebrow.
31:26Have a string attached to the wax and a baseball that would be hit, like, by a professional baseball player.
31:36But it's really important to Jeff Chimane that it'd be ripped off by an eagle.
31:40And that it'd be both eyebrows.
31:42We've got one little bit still left.
31:45So, we did that.
31:47And then, ultimately, they didn't want me to get the penis tattooed, so I did it later on my own
31:52time.
31:52I'm going in.
31:53Zach Sashimi.
31:55My buddy Zach Holmes, he stuffed a bunch of sushi into the rolls of his fat.
32:01And that was gross.
32:03Let's cook this sushi.
32:05Are you ready to get in the best shape of your life?
32:09Nah, it ruined eating things off of Zach.
32:13I see one with Steve-O's name on it.
32:15Steve, beast on that eel.
32:17Should I do no hands?
32:19Steve-O going for the no-hander.
32:21Going for the no-hander.
32:23Evidently, it didn't bother me that much.
32:27This is particularly low-brow, even for us.
32:30Yeah, actually, I know that we didn't get all of them because, apparently, Zach said, like, he was showering or
32:35something, like, days later and found some sushi.
32:39We'll have four contestants compete in a 50-yard sprint blindfolded.
32:43Oh, the blindfold race?
32:45This is one I'm not proud of because I really wimped out, man.
32:50I think a lot of us wimped out.
32:51I mean, we knew that they were loading up all kinds of stuff to be in our way, and so
32:55it's like, it was so difficult to sprint.
33:00I gingerly tiptoed through in totally embarrassing fashion.
33:05And Poopies just going for it.
33:07Yeah, Poops.
33:08Yeah, I'm not sprinting.
33:10It's like, way to ruin the bit.
33:12Poopies was the star of that one.
33:14It's just difficult, man.
33:15You can't blindfold someone and tell them to run through a bunch of treacherous stuff that they know is designed
33:21to hurt them.
33:21I guess, in some cases, I'm better at overriding my instincts than others.
33:26This is not one of those cases.
33:31Naked monkey rules.
33:33I forget why, but we just had nothing to shoot, or we got through everything.
33:38We had more time.
33:40We were like, oh, let's just improvise something.
33:42We decided on some synchronized naked acrobatics.
33:55Down the Clown.
33:57They brought in a tennis pro to just nail us with tennis balls.
34:05And we had Eric Andre with us, which made it extra fun.
34:09Look at me!
34:11I'm proud of myself for this one, because I had real integrity.
34:15I could have just gone down with a nut shot that was super plausible, but it wasn't like a properly
34:20direct nut shot.
34:22So I stayed in the game.
34:23And boy, did I pay the price for that.
34:27Oh!
34:29That was a better nut shot.
34:32Oh, thank you, Shane.
34:34Here we stand with our penises tethered to bricks that we're going to drop to the ground below.
34:38Dick Brick Toss was the very first thing we shot for principal photography on Jackass Forever.
34:49Three, two, one, drop!
34:55Dave England only has one nut. He got worked.
34:58I really don't think you can come any closer to ripping your dick off than that.
35:02I really don't think you can, and I am so dumb for agreeing to do it at all.
35:07Jackass, best and last.
35:102026.
35:11I can tell you, because I've seen the film, it is wonderful.
35:15It's so feel-good and emotional and gnarly.
35:24It's such a wonderful celebration of the whole franchise.
35:28There were a lot of things that were not allowed to be shown at the time when they were filmed.
35:35All of this forbidden footage that was just not allowed to be shown finally has a home, which is really
35:43cool.
35:44It's meaningful for us to finally have a home for that footage.
35:49One thing that's striking about my performance in our new movie, Jackass, best and last.
35:55In the early days, I was very protective of my butthole.
36:00So I'm not putting anything in my butt.
36:02Now my butthole is open for business in this new movie.
36:07This is the final Jackass movie.
36:09I know that it's hard to take us seriously when we say that after we called each and every Jackass
36:14movie the last one.
36:16But when everybody watches this, I believe they will understand.
36:22It's absolutely it.
36:23Well, thank you so much everybody for joining me on this ridiculous and often painful ride.
36:30I don't know how much of it you were able to actually see on YouTube, but I'm confident you got
36:36the gist that it was gnarly.
36:38And if you want to see really gnarly, super uncensored Jackass with all kinds of stuff that was never allowed
36:47to be shown, Jackass best and last will not disappoint.
36:52One last ride.
36:55Oof.
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