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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse New
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47Five million dollars?
00:01:01Three!
00:01:02Yeah!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:16Go!
00:01:16Go!
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:38The deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fucker!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survived?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So?
00:03:17Scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:48We were a bit hungry from going at it.
00:03:50And there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:09No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining.
00:04:19You chud.
00:04:20Relax.
00:04:21It's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always open to your experiences, Carter, baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cook is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined you'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:56Oh, my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:39Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here, and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time, we'll be living it up at home, while all those people who betrayed us will be killing themselves
00:06:07over scraps.
00:06:25Now, before the apocalypse comes, I'm going to go all out.
00:06:45I'm going to go to...
00:06:57I'm going to subscribe.
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:15Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:17How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:20He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can't.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball.
00:07:42Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:49You've changed it five times already.
00:07:51Sure as ever.
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:56Oh my God!
00:07:57Sir!
00:07:58Congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy.
00:08:00Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby.
00:08:02Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:07100 propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:33I know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36I just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Okay, let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:39Let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-end temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good.
00:09:08The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Henry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:14That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:15You cannot do this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:22Si, I do.
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:28You better stock up yourself.
00:09:33Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry, who don't follow the neighborhood rules, should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue-core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:48Henry?
00:09:53Henry?
00:09:55Are you okay?
00:09:56Did something happen?
00:09:58Do you need my help?
00:10:00Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:02She's always been kind to me.
00:10:04In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought me food to everyone at all times.
00:10:10Henry, don't worry.
00:10:12I'll get you to safety.
00:10:13You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:36I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you can in the next few
00:10:44days, okay?
00:10:48Oh, if you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:56Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million.
00:11:17Not a penny less.
00:11:18I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time, you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products,
00:11:50but because the Spider Gang always keeps its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:03Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:36I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:53Henry, what kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00You're a fucking asshole.
00:13:02You're not even...
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:10Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:15I've had enough.
00:13:16I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You...
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard!
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you!
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all to you.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:40You can come over now.
00:13:59It's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:20It's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:25Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom feeder, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen.
00:14:51I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes,
00:15:27all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:44Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse,
00:15:50but the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:54Shoot him, babe.
00:15:55Took your chick.
00:15:56Now I'm gonna take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:34Fully operational.
00:16:36Fully under my command.
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission, you crazy bastard.
00:16:41I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You, just wait, you bastard.
00:17:10This isn't over.
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work,
00:17:15my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:18It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:25Carter ironclad energy.
00:17:25It can keep a ๋๏ฟฝ fantasy.
00:17:25Okay.
00:17:29So you're too long.
00:17:29I'm gonna give you a little bit of this.
00:17:29You're too long.
00:17:32It can keep a ๋๏ฟฝ null.
00:17:32I'm so proud.
00:17:51Carter Ironclad Energy
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe
00:18:41Everything is finally in place
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full
00:18:51And we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time
00:19:04Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well
00:19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclad Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach
00:19:12At one of its major oil storage depots
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions
00:19:17Has reportedly disappeared without a trace
00:19:20This is just the beginning
00:19:21The real reckoning hasn't even started yet
00:19:37No way, don't tell me
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:19:59What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives
00:20:21Camilla
00:20:25Camilla
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm
00:20:31Take care of yourself
00:20:33Thank you, Henry
00:20:34You take care too
00:20:36Henry, you're insane
00:20:37It's winter, isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:39So, stop scaring people everywhere
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation
00:20:46With no extreme risks
00:20:47Online rumors are not true
00:20:49Yeah, the governor said everything is normal
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people
00:20:53I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry
00:21:00I believe you
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again
00:21:07That the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense
00:21:11Don't listen to those climate crazies
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal
00:21:21What? What? How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here
00:21:40It's about to begin
00:21:42System, activate defense mode
00:21:44Defense mode activated
00:22:12My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen
00:22:19I can't help it now
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before
00:22:23Hail tsunamis
00:22:26You're free to defend for yourselves
00:22:48Fuck, why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No
00:23:10Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible
00:23:17Impossible
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college
00:23:21Couldn't predict something like this
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold was coming
00:23:30Let's get out of here
00:23:33I can't take it anymore
00:23:35My house has been smashed to pieces
00:23:38There's no water or electricity
00:23:39And I can't keep warm at all
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day
00:23:45I'm out of food
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last
00:23:49It's that jinx Henry's fault
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day
00:23:55And now it's really here
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years
00:24:00Then let's go find him
00:24:02We can ask him for food
00:24:03If he says no, we'll take it by force
00:24:05Yes
00:24:06Yeah
00:24:06Okay, go
00:24:17It smells so good
00:24:19It's Henry
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing
00:24:23Henry
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking, man
00:24:27We're starving here
00:24:28Henry
00:24:29As the hallway president
00:24:30I order you to share your food with us
00:24:31Yes
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat
00:24:34We need food
00:24:35Yes
00:24:36You can't be so selfish
00:24:44This is my food
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way
00:24:48Your HOA means jack
00:24:50Now get off my property
00:24:52You selfish bastard
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:58Yeah, Henry
00:24:58Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife
00:25:17You're such a selfish person
00:25:19Abandoning me over a plate of food
00:25:21I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible
00:25:25I'm so sorry, Anna
00:25:27Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour
00:25:30Defending our freedom
00:25:31You were here cheating on me with Carter
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:36When you begged me for money I didn't have you called me a poor bastard
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this?
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back
00:25:49You two are disgusting
00:25:53Enough of this crap
00:25:55Open the door, Henry
00:25:57We're all neighbors here
00:25:59Let us in
00:26:01Yes
00:26:02We're all good neighbors
00:26:04We
00:26:05Should help each other
00:26:09Good neighbors
00:26:10Help each other
00:26:13Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob
00:26:22You knocked over my fence
00:26:24Could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls
00:26:30When you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt
00:26:41I ought to kill you
00:26:42Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low, non-complianted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine
00:26:49I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly
00:26:51If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house
00:27:00You all treated me terribly
00:27:03Judged me
00:27:03Called me crazy
00:27:04Even my dog
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:10Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard
00:27:16If you won't save us
00:27:18We'll save ourselves
00:27:25You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down
00:27:28How's that?
00:27:31Smash his door!
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:34Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead!
00:27:44Smash it down!
00:27:50What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent
00:27:55Take your time!
00:27:56I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:00Smug little asshole
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw
00:28:03That should do the job
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance, Henry!
00:28:18Open the door now!
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in!
00:28:21We saw the door open ourselves!
00:28:23You're dead!
00:28:24Go ahead!
00:28:25This should be fun!
00:28:26Oh!
00:28:29Oh, Henry!
00:28:30You really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark!
00:28:44I don't know
00:28:44The teeth are almost completely worn out
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material
00:29:08Even a grenade couldn't break it
00:29:09But please
00:29:10Try your hardest
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:25Defense mode activated
00:29:27Full power on
00:29:38This crazy bastard!
00:29:41He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door
00:29:48With this many people, it won't do anything
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges
00:29:53Good!
00:30:05Oh, you've worked so hard
00:30:07Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons
00:30:14One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day
00:30:21If anyone comes closer
00:30:22I'll turn you all into roasted assholes
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you!
00:30:33I miss you!
00:30:34Please just take me back
00:30:36I'll make it up to you
00:30:37I'll do anything
00:30:43If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in
00:30:45And then eat me and Daisy alive
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know
00:30:48No, I would never
00:30:50I swear
00:30:52Liar
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you
00:30:55Get out of here and don't come back
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:03Just you wait!
00:31:05I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you
00:31:20It's a nice place, I gotta say
00:31:23Shame about the cold
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us
00:31:40We have nothing left
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks
00:31:49No! Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies
00:31:53I can take you to him
00:31:54Please just don't hurt us!
00:31:58Oh really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know it's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him, now
00:32:19We have guests
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy
00:32:28We can break through this kind of defense like nothing
00:32:36Look how scared you are
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men
00:33:11Your men didn't stand a chance, John
00:33:15And neither do you
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:20The Henry they talked about
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig
00:33:35And feed you to my dog
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here
00:33:40Let me fill you in
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier
00:33:43If you know what's good for you
00:33:45You'd run on back to your little headquarters
00:33:46And apologize for making a scene
00:33:47Oh, shut it!
00:33:48I bet you were just fighting against farmers
00:33:50How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang?
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse
00:33:57We run the show around here
00:33:59Let me give you a taste of that power
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it
00:34:29Come on
00:34:31Let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse
00:34:42What?
00:34:43You're kidding me
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:57Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah
00:35:00What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun
00:35:04We've got over a dozen people
00:35:06You can't kill us all
00:35:07If you have the balls
00:35:08Come out and fight me hand to hand
00:35:10If you win
00:35:11I won't ever come back
00:35:12You have my word
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door
00:35:16Your men will rush me
00:35:17Sure enough
00:35:18I was right
00:35:19You are a pussy
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days
00:35:23I'm starting to get bored
00:35:24Besides
00:35:25You could use the exercise
00:35:33Don't worry Daisy
00:35:33I'll be back in a minute
00:35:37I'll be back in a minute
00:35:38Alright maybe you do have a set of balls
00:35:39You idiot
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is
00:36:00If you beat me I'll give you half of my supplies
00:36:03If you lose
00:36:05You'll never come near my house for the rest of your life
00:36:07Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal
00:36:10Come on
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame
00:36:29I was looking forward to a good fight
00:36:31John was just testing you
00:36:33This is just the beginning
00:36:34You're about to go down
00:36:36Is that true John?
00:36:38You little bitch you're dead
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John!
00:36:47John!
00:36:52Henry is just trying to act tough
00:36:54John's definitely got this
00:36:56Those supplies are ours
00:37:05Give up
00:37:06Hand over the supplies
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy
00:37:17Next time you hear what he tells the force you better run
00:37:19Now get out of here
00:37:20Don't come back
00:37:22Get him
00:37:23Grab his food
00:37:26System
00:37:27Have the drone set off some fireworks
00:37:29Let's go.
00:37:59Let's go.
00:38:29To try and get me killed, I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No! Please!
00:38:33I would never!
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself!
00:38:58Henry! Help! They're going to kill me!
00:39:03Listen up, you bastard. If you want to save her, come up to the black market. Bring enough food for
00:39:07everyone. Otherwise, we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The black market? I know where that is. Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on. I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's black market auction. Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs. If you
00:39:45bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:50No! Let me out! Don't!
00:39:56Such fine piece of arse is a rare commodity in the black market these days. Naturally, she'll fetch a high
00:40:02price. Starting bid? 50 pounds of flour.
00:40:07No! Let me go! This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails. But you've got a bit of fight in you. You seem like
00:40:16a fun time. The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour. 150 pounds. 150 pounds! This is exciting! Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds. Don't worry, guys. After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have
00:40:30until she's pleat leaves up. That way you all can watch.
00:40:32Yeah! Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:38300 pounds! She'll be my private toy! I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:42300 pounds of flour! That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room. You know a gold bar can
00:40:47only buy a few pounds of flour now. You're more valuable than gold! You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No! Stop! Someone save me, please!
00:40:59300 pounds going once!
00:41:03Going twice!
00:41:06Help! Help! Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:12I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:33Henry! Save me!
00:41:35Henry! Save me!
00:41:39Don't worry, Camilla. I'm coming.
00:41:48Henry!
00:41:49I don't remember your name being on the guest list. You don't need to care.
00:41:54One thousand pounds of flour for the girl. Now do we have a deal?
00:41:58Who the hell are you daring to compete with me, the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
00:42:03Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody. We'll kick him out right away.
00:42:08He's overestimating himself. One thousand pounds of flour? That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:42:13This guy clearly doesn't have it.
00:42:15Of course. Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
00:42:23Do you people really know how to underestimate the common man?
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse!
00:42:28If you really have one thousand pounds of flour, everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect!
00:42:32And that seat would be yours!
00:42:34If no one has heard of your name, I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
00:42:39And for that, we show no mercy.
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
00:43:14It's real!
00:43:15Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:18I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now.
00:43:24Face it.
00:43:25You can't compete with me.
00:43:27Better stop bidding.
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole a little flour?
00:43:33We're old money.
00:43:34Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
00:43:49Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
00:43:51Treasures among treasures.
00:43:52They're much more valuable than flour.
00:43:54Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:57It's not about the slut.
00:43:59It's about making a point.
00:44:00I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
00:44:04You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious!
00:44:10This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays!
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:16You think you can still compete?
00:44:20Watch me.
00:44:46Now does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:53Henry wins the first item.
00:44:55Henry wins the first item.
00:45:06Thank you, Henry.
00:45:12Let's go home, Camilla.
00:45:19What a wonderful performance.
00:45:24Unfortunately, you don't mess with me and get away with it.
00:45:27You won't be walking out that door today.
00:45:31You.
00:45:32You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
00:45:35Actually, this was your wife's idea.
00:45:37I have to say she knows you well.
00:45:38This trick worked wonders.
00:45:40Now, any last words?
00:45:43I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
00:45:46Get on your knees and apologize to me and John before he kills you!
00:45:52First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her.
00:45:54Second, you, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed.
00:45:58How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
00:46:03Henry, it's all my fault.
00:46:05They used me to get to you.
00:46:06Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:07These people can't hurt us.
00:46:13System, come in.
00:46:16What the fuck?
00:46:32What are you waiting for?
00:46:33Fire!
00:46:34Hilda!
00:46:41Henry, are you okay?
00:46:44I'm fine.
00:46:44Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:45I'll take you home, okay?
00:46:46I'll take you to the basket and seatbelt and hold on tight.
00:46:48Stop him, stop!
00:46:53You losers!
00:46:55What are you doing?
00:46:58The rest of you, execute plan B!
00:47:03Henry, if it weren't for you, I would have died there.
00:47:06I don't know how to thank you.
00:47:08Don't worry, Camilla.
00:47:09You've always been so kind to me.
00:47:11I couldn't let that happen to you.
00:47:18Henry, look behind you.
00:47:20Henry, look behind you.
00:47:23Henry, look behind you.
00:47:38Go to hell, Henry!
00:47:41Henry, look behind you.
00:48:02System, take the wheel.
00:48:23This idiot is gonna get himself killed, shoot him!
00:48:35MACHINE GUNS!
00:48:41Ah, fuck!
00:48:56Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry, help!
00:49:18Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard! How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse. Don't you forget it!
00:50:02Oh my god! You have so much amazing food! Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill. Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:27I can not eat all this food.
00:50:35It's impossible to eat all this or something.
00:50:42What do ya say?
00:50:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
00:50:50I agree, no, I'm not.
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry!
00:51:35We're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything.
00:51:43Expired rotten.
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry!
00:51:55I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:02They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:13Food.
00:52:14Food.
00:52:16Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:20Food.
00:52:24Food.
00:52:24Food.
00:52:26Food.
00:52:26Food.
00:52:27Food.
00:52:27Food.
00:52:28Food.
00:52:28Food.
00:52:29Food.
00:52:29Food.
00:52:29Food.
00:52:30Food.
00:52:32Food.
00:52:34Food.
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52at the world.
00:52:54When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
00:53:44Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms
00:53:48are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army.
00:53:52Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot.
00:53:54After all, we have his wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house.
00:54:11This isn't like anything I've faced before.
00:54:14And the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there.
00:54:33The army has you surrounded.
00:54:35Hand over all the food.
00:54:37Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me.
00:54:44I was really wrong.
00:54:45Please give them the food.
00:54:46They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman, she hasn't been my wife for a long time.
00:55:04Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking.
00:55:13I'll give you one last chance.
00:55:15Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:18Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason?
00:55:22The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire company
00:55:27of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No!
00:55:31This is all fake news.
00:55:32Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in.
00:55:37But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared?
00:55:42Watch this!
00:55:44Attack!
00:56:00Damn it!
00:56:01Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing.
00:56:28I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:50I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him!
00:58:23Come out, beauty!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:34Go!
00:58:34Go!
00:58:38Go!
00:58:40Go!
00:58:44Go!
00:58:48Go!
00:58:52Go!
00:58:55Go!
00:58:59Go!
00:59:01Go!
00:59:09Damn it!
00:59:09Where are all your supplies?
00:59:11There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now, where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15He got my hand.
00:59:17Let me kill him.
00:59:18We have an army.
00:59:20And you're all alone.
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it.
00:59:25You can't do anything to me.
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta, served ten years in the Middle East.
01:00:23Seven direct action deployments, three high-value target extractions, one silver star, two bronze stars with valor, and one purple
01:00:31heart.
01:00:32Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:41So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew he could do it!
01:00:53Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you.
01:01:08Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry, my old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die!
01:01:33I'll do anything. I'll be your slave. I'll wash your dog, shave your back, anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:48Ah!
01:01:50Ah!
01:01:55Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
01:02:59I can build us something there.
01:03:00I can build us something there.
01:03:01I can build us something there.
01:03:03I can build us something there.
01:03:03I can build us something there.
01:03:03I can build us something there.
01:03:03I can build us something there.
01:03:03I can build us something there.
01:03:04I can build us something there.
01:03:04I can build us something there.
01:03:05I can build us something there.
01:03:05I can build us something there.
01:03:05I can build us something there.
01:03:05I can build us something there.
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