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Into The Wolf's Jaws - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00You are pathetic, Gary! Cooking! Cleaning! You're not a boyfriend! You're a maid! I need a real man!
00:07Good luck finding a real man who remembers it into your dallergies, Tiffany.
00:14A goddess? Looks more like a lumpy potato to me. Women really used to worship a carb?
00:24What the hell?!
00:32AHHHHH!
00:42Ow, my back! Are you kidding me? What is this? Some extreme feminist cosplay event?
00:49Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival anyway?
00:59Hey! Let me go! Are you on steroids?
01:16Too noisy.
01:31Oh, wait, wait, wait!
01:36Let there be light, ladies.
01:44The fire god's messenger has descended!
01:48That's right. Worship the magic thumb.
01:51Fools! It's dark witchcraft! An illusion to corrupt us! Shoot that demon down, now!
02:02Holy crap!
02:07The tribe is freezing. He stays. Keep him alive. We use him to make fire.
02:18Crazy. These chicks are absolutely insane!
02:29The potato goddess? That's my ticket home!
02:38Survive these savage women. Get those pieces and get the hell out of here.
02:44Game on!
02:46Listen, where I come from, men are the alphas.
02:52Women listen. They cook. They gently ask for permission.
02:57Shut up.
02:59Whoa! Hey! Put me down!
03:14You gotta be kidding me.
03:19Look at those tiny arms! Weaker than a newborn calf!
03:24Yeah, laugh it up, you savage Amazons!
03:32Where is the damn restroom? Don't tell me!
03:41I'm gonna freeze my balls off!
03:49Holy crap! Help!
04:01Toxic masculinity gets you killed here.
04:05You want an alpha? Fine.
04:09I'll give you the ultimate house husband.
04:14Wait, wait, wait, wait!
04:29Let there be light, baby!
04:32Let there be light, baby!
04:44He brings the sacred flame!
04:47Fools! Stand up!
04:49It's an illusion!
04:51Dark magic from a filthy demon!
04:55Ona! Shoot him!
04:57Pierce his cursed heart! Now!
04:59Yes, High Priestess!
05:08Whoa! Hey! Peace! I come in peace!
05:26Hey! Watch the hoodie!
05:29The tribe needs the flame for the winter.
05:32Keep this... thing.
05:35We will use him to make fire.
05:41Stay inside, you useless weakling.
05:47It smells like wet dog and depression in here.
06:00Wait! The potato statue!
06:03That's my ticket home!
06:14Take one more step outside and I'll chop your legs off!
06:18Ah!
06:22Okay, Gary. Play nice.
06:25Survive the cave women. Get the pieces. Go home.
06:43Make fire.
06:45Or I'll carve you into pieces right now.
06:56Make fire.
06:58In my world, men give the orders.
07:01Women are supposed to beg me gently.
07:04Ah!
07:06Ah!
07:07Ah!
07:10Ah!
07:12Ah!
07:15Ah!
07:16Ah!
07:24Ah!
07:26Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:29Ah!
07:29Ah!
07:37Ah!
07:44Ah!
07:45Ah!
07:46Ah!
07:48Ah!
07:48Oh, my god.
07:50Ah!
07:51Ah!
07:54Ah!
07:55Did something die in here?
07:56Clean it up.
07:58Wait, all of this? Are you insane?
08:01I'm an art director, not a dung beetle?
08:04Finish it before sunset, or you don't eat.
08:21This is an absolute violation of male dignity.
08:23Back pride, back in my world, men run the show.
08:27We tell women what to do.
08:30Look at those tiny little arms!
08:33Thinner than a baby reindeer's leg!
08:35He can barely lift a shovel!
08:39What a useless piece of trash!
08:44I'll show you useless! I bench press occasionally!
09:06I just want to go home!
09:12God, I'm starving.
09:14I'd kill for a cheeseburger right now.
09:17Not now!
09:19Where's the restroom?
09:20Come on, there's gotta be an outhouse or something!
09:24Excuse me.
09:25Toilet? Restroom?
09:26Where do you guys, you know...
09:29Are you kidding me?!
09:31Out there, I'll freeze my junk off!
09:41Holy crap!
09:45Mommy!
09:46Me!
09:53Alpha male? I'm literally just wolf bait here.
10:04If acting tough gets me killed, then screw being tough.
10:10It's time to bring out the ultimate House Husbird.
10:13You filthy outsider!
10:16How dare you defile the sacred ground!
10:18Whoa, hold on!
10:19I didn't do this!
10:21This is a setup!
10:22Silence!
10:23Punish him!
10:2430 blapes!
10:24Tear his skin off!
10:26With pleasure, High Priestess.
10:35Hey, watch the face.
10:38Let a professional handle this.
10:45Done.
10:46Spotless.
10:47You could eat off this floor now.
10:51You...
10:52Witchcraft!
10:55Keep an eye on this freak, Una.
11:04Playing the macho tough guy here is literally a death sentence.
11:07Fine, if brute force won't work.
11:09I'll just have to use the ultimate de-mech skills I used to hate it.
11:13I will survive.
11:22Where is the meat?
11:23We have nothing left!
11:25The blizzards chased the herds away.
11:27We caught absolutely nothing.
11:30What is that smell?
11:31It smells like a dumpster in July.
11:33The winter storage is completely rotten!
11:35The winter storage is good to die with them!
11:49We're going to starve this winter.
11:53Silence!
11:54The moon goddess is angry.
11:57Our winter supply is cursed.
11:59To save the strong, the weak must perish.
12:01It is tradition.
12:03Exile the wounded!
12:05Throw the old men to the icelands!
12:07Police! No!
12:09We'll freeze to death!
12:20Bullshit! Bullshit!
12:22Exile my ass!
12:23Those meats can still be saved!
12:29The demon speaks!
12:30He is blinding you all with his sorcery!
12:34Ona, take his head off!
12:35Now!
12:37With pleasure!
12:39Whoa, whoa, wait!
12:40Go!
12:50Give me one day!
12:52Just one day!
12:53I swear, I'll make this meat!
12:55Last all winter without rotting!
12:58Luna!
13:00Let go of the chief, you filth!
13:03Hold.
13:10You have one day.
13:12If this fails, your head goes on a spike.
13:15Deal.
13:16Just keep your blade in its seath.
13:19Thora!
13:19Take your best warriors to the salt lake.
13:21I need raw salt, bags of it, now!
13:24Here.
13:24What now, magic man?
13:27God, it smells like a dumpster fire in a locker room.
13:31Listen up!
13:32Cut away the green, rotten parts and toss them.
13:34We only keep the good flesh.
13:36Slice them thin and even, like this.
13:39It helps it dry faster.
13:41Salt and wild herbs.
13:43The salt draws out moisture.
13:45The herbs kill bacteria.
13:47It's science, ladies.
13:49Witchcraft!
13:50You are poisoning our winter supply with your filthy trick!
13:58What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy bitch?
14:01Are you trying to starve everyone?
14:02I'll cut your tongue out, you pathetic worm!
14:13Touch my kitchen again, and you're the next thing I salt.
14:37Out of my way!
14:38I'm starving!
14:41Please work.
14:42Please work.
14:48She's frozen!
14:49The demon's food is cursed!
14:53If she dies, I will skin you alive.
14:56Wait!
14:56Just give her a second!
14:57It's just salt!
15:00This is incredible!
15:03Salty, savory, it's a hundred times better than plain roasted meat!
15:07I could eat a whole reindeer of this!
15:24The meat is preserved!
15:26We will not starve this winter!
15:29Yeah!
15:31Hail the fire messenger!
15:33See?
15:34Told you modern science never lies.
15:37You skinny little genius!
15:39Whoa!
15:40Hey!
15:40Put me down!
15:42Woohoo!
15:42The magic management saved us!
15:47Okay, okay.
15:48I guess I'm the chef now.
15:57Water boiled jerky again?
15:59My taste buds are literally committing suicide!
16:02I can't take this caveman diet anymore.
16:04I need flavor!
16:09Hello, gorgeous!
16:11Time to introduce these cave women to some real flavor.
16:25Come get it, ladies!
16:26The Gary Special!
16:27Guaranteed to blow your minds!
16:36What sorcery is this?
16:38It smells aggressive.
16:40Try it, big girl.
16:41If you can handle it.
16:47It burns!
16:48It's like swallowing fire!
16:50But I can't stop!
16:51Give me water and more meat!
16:56Welcome to the spicy club, amateurs!
17:03What is this chaos?
17:12Chief, I was just...
17:15Wait, Chief!
17:16That's pure chili oil!
17:17You can't just...
17:18That will kill you!
17:41Hey!
17:42Hey!
17:43I got you!
17:48Hold on.
17:49I know exactly what you need!
17:51I know exactly what you need!
18:01Drink this.
18:02It's ginger and sweet root.
18:04It'll warm you up from the inside.
18:18A tough chief shouldn't have to fight the cold all by herself.
18:23Just rest.
18:38Damn, it's freezing!
18:40The candle of...
18:43Shadows climb your face...
18:48You let the smoke...
18:54Who's gonna cook for me if you die?
19:05I... I picked these for you.
19:07EW!
19:10You smell like sour mud, and look at these skinny arms.
19:13A real warrior needs a strong man, not a weakling like you.
19:22Look at you. You're just like a nanny who only knows how to cook. You have zero masculinity.
19:33Not again. I won't let this happen again.
19:37Stop crying like a baby! But, but I can't fight those wild beasts. I'm too weak.
19:42Since we can't beat these tigresses with muscles, we'll conquer them with elegance.
19:51Skincare is a man's second life. Endure it!
19:54And this is a book of characters that are still alive.
20:04If I can't be a dead man, I can't get you out of my mind.
20:08If I can't be a dead man, I can't be a dead man.
20:13I can't be a dead man.
20:13I can't be a dead man.
20:15If I can't be a dead man, I can't be a dead man.
20:20You're coming to my tent tonight, gorgeous!
20:23Back off! I saw him first.
20:31Gary, you're a miracle worker. Thank you.
20:36Teach us, Master Gary. Save our love lives.
20:40All right, boys. Welcome to Gary's Grooming Masterclass.
20:44Rule number one, exfoliation. You got to treat your skin like a delicate flower, not a mammoth oft hide.
20:49Look at those hands. So gentle.
20:57Enough.
20:59Whoa! Easy, Chief.
21:08Listen up. This man's hands are only for cooking my food and sewing my clothes.
21:14Nobody touches him. He is mine to order around.
21:24Shadows clown your face.
21:25You know what? Maybe being a domestic god isn't so bad after all.
21:35Are you blind? You call yourself a warrior? Look at her. The blizzard curse. Keep your dirty snow off the
21:41training grill.
21:46Hey, back off. It's just dandruff, not a curse.
21:51Give me ten minutes. I'll cure your little blizzard permanently.
21:57Just relax your neck. Think of it as a VIP spa treatment.
22:03Spa, what? It feels weirdly good.
22:07Focus on the massage. No scratching, just rubbing.
22:10Okay.
22:25All done. Take a look.
22:33By the moon goddess. It's gone. The snow is gone. You saved my life. No one has ever been this
22:40kind to me.
22:42I owe you. Come with me. I have to tell you a secret. A huge one.
22:46Whoa, slow down. What secret?
22:55Whoa, easy. What's with the cloak and dagger procedure?
22:58Gary, you gotta hear this. I saw something bad.
23:01What? Did someone steal my secret chili sauce again?
23:03No! It's High Priestess Morica.
23:06A few nights ago, I saw her sneaking around the back mountain.
23:09She was burying huge chests of premium pelts in a hidden snow cave.
23:13Hoarding winter supplies in secret?
23:16That old witch is embezzling the tribe's public property. This is our trump gone.
23:24What are you two whispering about?
23:26Oh, hey, Una. What a lovely night.
23:28Are you plotting against the High Priestess?
23:33Plotting? No, we were talking about hair.
23:36See? Her hair is a disaster. I'm teaching her the ultimate modern braiding technique.
23:41It's called the French braid. Very chic.
23:44You think I'm a fool, outsider?
23:48Your soft little tricks might amuse the Chief, but Murana sees everything.
23:52Noted. I'll make sure to offer her a scalp massage next time.
23:55Watch your back, rat.
24:02The old witch is feeling threatened. They're coming for me.
24:09That outsider rat! He's infecting our warriors with his soft, pathetic tricks! He must die!
24:15Say the word, High Priestess. I'll slit his throat while he sleeps.
24:19Fool!
24:20Brenna shields him like a prized pet. If we just kill him, she will tear us apart.
24:24We need leverage. A fatal sin. Watch him. Every breath, every step. Find his weakness.
24:31Yes, High Priestess.
24:36Now or never.
24:43Just one left. I'm going home.
24:52Defiling the gods. You're a dead man.
24:57High Priestess. I caught him. He touched the sacred altar.
25:00Speak clearly. What did the rat do?
25:03He stole a piece of the Mother Goddess. He hid it in his clothes.
25:09It's the ultimate sin. I'll gather the gods and arrest him for theft right now.
25:14Theft? No, that's too petty. We will give him a grander stage.
25:17The moon festival is tomorrow. The whole tribe will be watching.
25:20We won't say he stole it. We will tell them he is piecing the idol together
25:24to activate a dark curse and destroy our entire tribe.
25:28Let's see if our dear chief can save him from the wrath of the gods.
25:35High Priestess. I saw it. The Outsider stole a fragment of the goddess's statue.
25:40Blasphemy. The absolute perfect sin. He's dug his own grave. Tomorrow, he dies.
25:49Blasphemy. Yes. Just one last core piece and I'm out of this freezing hell.
26:02What are you hiding?
26:05Hiding? Nothing. Just checking my abs. Winter body prep, you know?
26:11Idiot. Don't choke on the bones.
26:35The moon goddess is furious. Her wrath descends upon us tonight.
26:41The moon goddess is furious. Her wrath descends upon us tonight.
26:43Among us. A traitor who stole our sacred relic.
26:50Whoa, wait. I was just eating my dinner.
26:54Seize the monster.
26:58Back off, Ona. He's innocent.
27:02Move, or you'll be punished for treason.
27:07Hey! Hands off! What are you doing?
27:12What are you doing?
27:13What are you doing?
27:18Oh.
27:21Oooooo!
27:24Oh, oh, oh!
27:27Oh!
27:30No!
27:30Oh.
27:33Oh.
27:35Brenna.
27:36It's not what you think. I just wanted to go home.
27:40He used his dark magic to beforege our chief and weaken our matriarchy.
27:44He stole the relic to curse and destroy this entire tribe.
27:48By our ancient law, throw him into the ice dungeon.
27:51Tomorrow at dawn, he will be frozen alive as a sacrifice.
28:00Wait! It's a misunderstanding! This is just a tool to get me home!
28:03I swear!
28:04A tool!
28:06It's dark magic!
28:07He wants to curse us all!
28:09Burn the demons!
28:11Burn the demons!
28:12Step back!
28:13He saved our winter meat! Have you forgotten it?
28:16Korra!
28:17Are you turning your back on the Moon Goddess?
28:20Step aside now!
28:21Or share the demon's fate!
28:25Chief!
28:26The Goddess demands justice!
28:28Make the call!
28:33Retna...
28:34You know me.
28:36Tell them.
28:37I just cooked for you last night.
28:39I just cooked for you last night.
28:57Seize him.
29:08Take him.
29:11Take him.
29:18Are you serious?
29:20After everything?
29:22The Goddess has spoken!
29:26I've been waiting for this!
29:34let him go he saved us move it scum the ice dungeon is waiting for you
29:51i guess i was blind
29:54you're just as cold and lifeless as that ugly potato statue
30:00all you care about is your damn power
30:09shut your mouth
30:10witch
30:19enjoy your final night you'll be frozen solid by morning
30:40brother
30:45it's so cold just let it end cold so cold
31:01great going to die as a human popsicle
31:06i spent all this time looking for an exit
31:09alders than eggs never treated this place like home
31:26you stupid stubborn tigress carrying the whole world on your shoulders
31:44eat it skinny boy don't freeze to death before dawn
31:52thora thank you seriously
32:06she won't let me die that tough talking tigress is coming for me tonight i know it
32:23who's there
32:34brenna
32:50take this
33:00how did you why
33:02how did you why
33:30chuckle softly
33:32chuckle softly
33:36you're not afraid of dying you're afraid of being forgotten
33:45do it go back to your soft world
34:06are you out of your mind
34:08tomorrow morning
34:09tomorrow morning you're going to be chopped into meat paste
34:12i can't save you
34:25i caught your stubbornness
34:30if i leave who's going to make you that spicy stew
34:36and who's going to help you teach that old witch a lesson
34:53now it's our turn to strike back
34:56look closely
34:57i pieced this together from what lyra told me
35:00moranga's been playing you all
35:03the sacrifices for the moon goddess
35:05they didn't go to heaven
35:06she hoarded everything in these hidden snow caves behind the camp
35:10your winter supplies
35:11my people starved last winter
35:14the elderly froze
35:15and she was stockpiling our food
35:17i'm gonna rip her throat out right now
35:19whoa tiger wait stop
35:22let go of me
35:24she pays with blood tonight
35:26you kill her now in the dark
35:28her fanatics will say you murdered a holy woman
35:30it's a civil war
35:32it's a civil war
35:34we don't just kill her
35:36we destroy her entirely
35:38tomorrow morning
35:40at my public execution
35:41we strip her of everything in front of the whole tribe
35:46you better survive
35:47you better survive until morning modern boy
36:16these are from the blood fang tribe
36:18the ones who slaughtered our sisters
36:21stop
36:22not in the dark
36:22she sold us out
36:24she traded our lives
36:26if we kill her now
36:28her followers will riot
36:30we expose her at the altar
36:32in front of everyone
36:34in front of everyone
36:48time to bleed for the moon goddess freak
37:06the moon goddess demands his impure blood
37:15death to the demon
37:19death to the moon goddess
37:20the moon goddess
37:48Are you betraying the goddess for this filthy creature?
38:13The only one betraying the goddess is you
38:18You greedy filthy parasite
38:25This blade it bears the mark of the blood fang tribe they slaughtered our sisters with these
38:39Silence you ignorant fools these are sacred offerings tributes gathered for the moon goddess to protect us from the winter's
38:46wrath
38:53Oh
38:54Give it a rest you old fraud your hoarding habit is worse than my modern ex-girlfriend on a black
39:00friday shopping spree
39:01Seriously, can your moon goddess even wear that many fur coats? She's gonna sweat to death
39:09Oh
39:20Kill them kill them all owner slaughter these traders
39:26For the moon goddess kill them all
39:30For the moon goddess kill them all
39:31Whoa time out someone untie me first
39:34You've been pissing me off for months owner
39:39Die you brute
39:41Die you
40:12Mercy! We surrender to the chief!
40:16Good job, Thara. That's one hell of an uppercut.
40:27No. My power. It's all gone.
40:31Die, you hypocrite! Get your filthy hands off me! I am the voice of the moon goddess!
40:39The goddess wants you dead! Beat her to death right now!
40:43Yeah!
40:51This is for my mother. And for the sisters we lost to your lies.
41:07Are you crazy, Gary? Don't tell me you're trying to save this venomous snake!
41:11Typical weak man. Always crying and showing mercy.
41:16Don't dirty your hands, Brenna.
41:25A quick death is too much of a luxury for you, old lady.
41:29I've got something way better in mind. Something that will break your soul.
41:35Death is way too easy for her!
41:39She loves hoarding winter supplies so much. Let's follow the oldest rule. Exile her to the frozen wasteland!
41:51No! No, please! I won't last three nights out there! Have mercy, Chief! Just kill me!
41:59Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:06Let her live. Let her freeze and panic in the snow every single day.
42:10Thinking about her pathetic life, that's way more torturizing than a quick slice.
42:24You are so wicked.
42:26Learned from the best. I picked it up from you, my fierce tigress.
42:42Execute the exile!
42:44Now!
42:45Keep moving!
42:54Please! I will freeze to death out there!
43:01Cross this line and I will end you right now.
43:09Dig faster, traitor! You have ten years to go!
43:13And you have ten years to get away from me!
43:17You are a man!
43:19No!
43:23Oh!
43:25No!
43:28God help!
43:29Everybody!
43:30Go!
43:30Go!
43:33Whoo!
43:33Marvel 1.
43:34Jerry!
43:35Harry!
43:40Gary!
43:41Gary!
43:43Gary!
43:44Gary!
43:45Gary!
43:48Gary!
43:53Whoa, Chief, what are you doing?
43:55Hey! Slow down!
44:11Gary!
44:12By our old laws, men don't stay the night.
44:17But listen up.
44:19From today on, this annoying little man is all mine.
44:23Nobody touches him.
44:24Anyone tries to steal him, I break your legs.
44:29Woohoo! Boss claimed her man!
44:37Who's claiming who is highly debatable, you know.
44:57Look at this dump.
44:58Not even a proper silicone bottle or a decent pacifier.
45:03Your lucky daddy has good hands, kiddo.
45:12Get up, you useless bum.
45:14Stop hiding it in the tent. Grab your bow.
45:16You're hunting with me.
45:20Alright, alright. Keep your fur on, you crazy tigress.
45:23I'll take a look at these.
45:26What a nice thing.
45:34Let's go.
45:34Oh my gosh.
45:35Good work.
45:37Oh, that's good.
45:37What's going on?
45:37You're looking at home pictures.
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