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00:00:42There is a
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00:00:50悟空打得过小妖
00:00:54却动不了有后臺的魔王
00:00:57唐僧念的动静孤舟
00:00:59却度不了
00:01:03这人间烈狱
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00:01:47哈哈哈凌山清谷实在难受这下我的实在痛快了
00:02:39给我来五斤小二肉要后腿放开我女儿你带孩子跑我拖住他跑害他爹
00:03:08限师限师限师不好了限师唐僧师徒马上要到尸陀岭了此处万不可前去
00:03:25尸陀岭而师父这段日子长奔不思少言寡语的莫不是还撕炼着那西陵女国国主
00:03:41二师兄傻说两句西晋的长老请千万止步万不敢再往前走了老人家这是为何
00:03:55什么外客有所不知啊前面山上有一伙妖魔吃净了上百万人哪乱不可再往前什么师父莫怕有我呢
00:04:24嗯悟空你听刚才山上人说的前方有妖怪作恶得仔细问问底细为师才好新闻让我去兴许还能讨点斋饭快八戒你的相貌丑陋去了把人吓跑怎么办还是悟空去吧他他长得比我怀难看的八戒好不容易自告奋勇
00:04:54就让他变个俊俏点的样子去吧就让他变个俊俏点的样子去吧怎么样师父如此快去快回吧嗯好老官千止步你是老官
00:05:23我们是来自东土大唐要往西天拜佛求精的和尚刚听你说前路有妖怪究竟怎么回事前方山脉叫师陀陵绵延八百里向西拥人间国度名曰师陀国国中风调雨顺百姓安乐原本是一方人间祥和之地
00:05:45可惜五百年前从西边来了三个妖魔占据了师陀陵还是你成的百姓我当什么呢原来就仨妖怪啊我老猪一耙子结果一个我师兄子敲死一个最后也留给我沙石地一铲子了身
00:06:09二要只有三个老汉我还拦你做甚那三个妖怪吃完了人还不走反而占地建国于城中召集天下妖魔为子民养人为牲畜还设立百贯令老虎为将军命财狼为教尉
00:06:36手下的小妖南岭上有五千北岭上有五千东路口有一万西路口有一万巡逻放哨的有四五千把守门户的也有一万烧火的无数打柴的也无数总共算起来有四万七八千啊
00:06:44这都是有名字带腰牌的专门在这里吃人哦
00:06:46多 多少四万就这还没算没名没编制的小妖要加上这些一二十万都是有的暗日日食人破烹
00:07:01破竹 酿血为酒
00:07:21再次五百年吃尽了犀牛鹤猪的人立个乖乖我得赶紧回去禀报师师傅师傅
00:07:30前路去不得呀此地名叫施陀岭是妖怪国座有四万妖怪的人吃人呐这可如何是好的
00:07:38带子你怕什么十万天兵天将我都打过四万小妖算个神师哥
00:07:58你本事的我老猪可没得胆要我说咱赶紧分了行列各自逃命去吧当地人恐惧妖怪夸大其实的话也信哪怕真有这么多妖怪不过戏跟棍子打上一夜你杀得个干干净净了真是追牛不让睡
00:08:15你除了这根枯燥棒还有什么兵器能够奈何得了那许多魔头秀秀看人韩老孙东洋大海也能当开路就是铁国迎山也能撞透门那你修你上啊悟空
00:08:23耳听为虚眼见为识八戒吓破了胆你且走上一遭看看究竟真如那老者所说
00:08:25是 师父师父
00:08:44就待在圈中不要出来我去去就回
00:09:12三大王用膳了报三大王西凉国那边传来消息武功老道被唐僧师徒杀了唐僧过了西凉国了五百年了终于等到唐僧肉了
00:09:30哈哈哈哈大哥
00:09:31二哥来
00:09:35庆贺唐僧来了我们干一杯干
00:10:02嗯大哥怎么愁被哭脸的大哥我们马上就要吃唐僧肉了开心点啊你们把事情想得太简单了那金蝉子虽然现在这是凡人但他的大徒弟可不是简单人物那猴子可是你把补铁石说话时候
00:10:31我们上古大能学习法术十万天兵都奈何不了他不是我们轻易能对付的唉十万天兵算什么大哥你忘了之前田庭来绞杀他们十万天兵被连一步圈都跟上一个臭胡子算个什么不可轻敌啊不知多少好汉都死在了这猴子铁棒之下说来说去
00:10:47怕的不就是那孙悟空吗那只要拿下了孙悟空不就行了三爹你有办法当然了来腰啊抬上来
00:11:09这是何物这是我离开灵山前从宝库里顺手拿来的宝物据说叫什么阴阳二气瓶子
00:11:15啊灵山的宝物也敢偷啊不怕佛祖降罪啊哼
00:11:17舅舅那外申点东西怎么了
00:11:38熟来该孝敬我呢哎好了三爹你这瓶子该怎么对付孙悟空此瓶内有七宝八卦二十四戒瓶中独生一封天地若装了人那人不说话还不你说话就有大火来烧他若瓶中人不怕火烧
00:12:06那还有无数的独生来咬他舌若咬不死那你会出来三爹如此循环往复瓶中过一百年外面只过了一时三刻再厉害的神仙进去瓶中迟早有的法力耗箭化成龙水这么厉害由此宝物我们抓唐僧一如反掌爆三位大王
00:12:35离此地不足百里发现唐僧踪迹哈哈哈哈说唐僧唐僧就到大哥孙悟空不在神刺良机啊可那唐僧还有两个徒弟看守着那猪头我不认识那那大胡子可是玉帝身边的卷帘大将卷帘大将算什么玉帝在这我也照打不大哥咱们一人对付一个
00:12:39二哥二哥用你长鼻子将唐僧炉走嘿嘿好
00:13:08有有点意思啊有妖怪我的妈呀师傅猛爬我来挡住
00:13:11我来更好你不得了我来荏有点儿哈哈
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