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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take
01:51him out told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:20sir your tux
02:25fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:37something fancy okay
02:39another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:49whoa
02:49watch it
02:51hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:59wait
03:00your cat girl kimi
03:02newly melted rank s superheroman
03:05i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already
03:12she's the only superhero for me
03:14oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds
03:17you can run along to your girlfriend while i go save the president
03:20don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien
03:22wait took care of the alien you
03:26name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies
03:30wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator
03:36not those guys
03:36their feathered coats are made of a special metal
03:38it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know what whatever
03:44who is he to tell me how to fight
03:53phew made it
03:54right on time
03:58why is there a party here
04:01ivy
04:02hey anyone seen ivy
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary
04:08and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno
04:11this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up we just hit our two
04:18you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know you're bland and you blend in
04:22hang on i'm bland
04:24what
04:24you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something
04:28but you're utterly foreforgettable now
04:30and that's embarrassing me
04:32seriously
04:33simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention
04:36he doesn't even try guess he's a failure at that too
04:39excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:41this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno
04:49and how would you know that
04:51because i'm
04:52gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:55i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world
04:59as for you
05:00class rankings came out already
05:03haven't you seen them
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school
05:06you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:09your lowest of the lows
05:11rank z
05:13and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above
05:15i can't be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:29you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so
05:35look closely
05:36i only score so low
05:38so that you
05:39ivy don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:43i didn't ask you to do those things
05:45quit trying to guilt trip me
05:47i bet even if your parents were alive
05:49they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun
06:06but why waste time on a maggot like you
06:08i won't let you get away with it
06:15that was the day i unlocked my powers
06:17and that was when i promised to never let another child go through the same hell i did
06:22my parents died protecting this world
06:24don't sell their memories
06:27or what
06:28and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:31otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon
06:34you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:55you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero
07:04oh my god his superhero name is the boulder
07:07how cool is that
07:08and you're just a powerless weakling
07:10born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14aww i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power
07:18invisibility
07:18ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:21because guess what
07:22zenith league is starting an all-girl special team
07:25and ivy is going to be on it
07:27that's right
07:27it's led by the drop-dead gorgeous catgirl kimi
07:31and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited
07:33why aren't you applauding
07:36you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:40that's because i was the one who got you in
07:49that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:52i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league
08:03oh it's almost cute
08:05his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:08i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:13yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways
08:19keep your mediocrity away from me
08:21don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers
08:25i only got into zenith league all thanks to brad
08:28his dad is the headhunter
08:30i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed
08:34and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little heart
08:40but let's face it there's no future with you
08:42that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:45too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:49when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:15not petty fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it
09:25how did he oh he's so big and strong they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:31you fools are made for each other zeno even being invisible would do you more
09:36good than having no powers i'm sorry for you
09:40you can save the pity for yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole party i've got a bigger
09:44bachelor pod let's head over there here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust zeno
09:48love is for fairy tales even i know that
09:53a loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh well jokes on her
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:21thought you said you had him in the bag miss rank s
10:26i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half guess you're not just some nerd
10:31you'd be an asset to zenerith league how about you become our battle tactician is that an invite
10:38to my own superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits your ex-girlfriend
10:45will be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend help you get back at her i went from
10:50tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds that's a little fast i have to think about it
10:55i live life on the edge bottoms up boo this is a good chance to see what my team is
11:00actually like
11:01i'll stay undercover for this
11:07first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents but i bet you'll
11:12have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:15oh you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm going to change i'll be back in a moment to
11:20introduce
11:20you
11:28first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:33again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:39what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil
11:44together not torment civilians
11:50oh my gosh zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick
11:57too and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06what's up towel boy
12:11wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us
12:17now go wash my dirty laundry they think i'm just a towel boy
12:21this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day oh yeah you
12:27want to get
12:27whooped again this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38zeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your technique's all wrong you got to engage your toes oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in
12:53dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now that's so
12:59creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:10last time you
13:11fucking lost you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one who's
13:18all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing
13:23ants that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got real
13:28combat
13:29experience so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in
13:39humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:46enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on
13:50loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared
13:54brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're gonna break
13:58his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're gonna regret it her only regret
14:03is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you don't trigger happy will show
14:08you a real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of helping those in need
14:13i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit better use that pinky power you were talking about
14:49if you want to live
14:50your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before this this is impossible what kind of
14:58trickery did you pull on me spill it i'd never lose i won fair and square though who's the sore
15:05loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is
15:16no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:22of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:27room
15:27the ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimmy herself is the only
15:34rank s female fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses
15:38anyways depressed this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with
15:43that new whip zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall before you
15:47couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to me i'm
15:51a somebody
15:51now and you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend anymore or
15:55are you begging me back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:13this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because
16:18cat girl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it
16:23you can fish in this and you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimmy you're an idiot zeno
16:31and
16:31i thought you were at least book smart all of us here are rank a heroes we could pumple you
16:35to mush
16:36if we wanted to but now you're straight up tempting death cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman
16:42alive you know that oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one
16:46who invited me
16:46today are you kidding me cat girl kimiko is a rank s hero she would never be caught with a
16:51powerless
16:51speaker like you and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:57it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place
17:10so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:22what was that xeon you'll pay for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:45hey hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:54i want his head
17:56charging
17:58no
17:59no
18:00no
18:01no
18:01no
18:02no
18:03no
18:03no
18:05no
18:06no
18:09no
18:10no
18:26no
18:27no
18:29no
18:31no
18:31no
18:31no
18:31no
18:35no
18:37no
18:47no
18:48no
18:50no
18:53do something oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown someone's going after zenith
19:07league's classified files how classified identity level real names home addresses
19:13every active hero in the league including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range
19:20and call the shots from the outside boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting
19:24the
19:24vault goes by vortex new nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch so he can only drain one
19:43person at a time yes then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:50you keep him splitting his attention he can't drain what he can't catch see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people the vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking
20:12target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you vortex is the one
20:21hanging back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted look at that he
20:38boomerang left boomerang left boomerang left now
20:50i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank s i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left and keeny don't let the vacuum into a corner he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win a win
21:55boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right now if
22:00kimi hadn't split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit that's how
22:05you beat him he also grabbed our tactist outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why rank
22:11z remember nothing to drain i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the
22:18works something doesn't add up i trust him that's enough you've known him for two days kimi he's got
22:25no rank no powers and vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking
22:30for
22:30meetings over
22:35xinon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside i study people it's what i do
22:41and when his hand was on your wrist you didn't flinch you didn't panic you were waiting to see what
22:48he'd do zeno is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league i have a simple request commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:11publicly in the city square you have until dawn
23:14or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously every single one
23:21can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander
23:27z is commander z has always operated independently his identity is classified even from us
23:38so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us some of us don't have anything
23:43to worry
23:43about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon right lucky you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:31oh oh that's why
24:34no way
24:50oh
24:50oh
24:50oh
24:50oh
24:51oh
24:51oh
24:53oh
24:56oh
24:59oh
25:00oh
25:01oh
25:05he's not waiting for dawn
25:07everyone
25:08full gear now
25:10oh
25:10oh
25:12oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:13oh
25:14oh
25:14oh
25:17oh
25:18oh
25:18oh
25:20if i go out there as commander z everything i built gets blown open everyone i've kept safe
25:28my team my cover my life gone but if i don't i can feel it he's pulling from here
25:38xeno i need a plan now commander z sir you have to go now if he completes the drain i
25:48know alphonse
26:02i know who commander z is
26:21don't move
26:23you
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