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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse EP
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:58$6 billion!
00:01:01Three!
00:01:02Yeah!
00:01:03Alright!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:15Go!
00:01:16Go!
00:01:45Let's go!
00:01:46It's just a struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now, Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:17Fuck!
00:02:20Fuck it!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23For Carter? Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy. We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:08No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining, you chud!
00:04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:53Daisy, you're alive!
00:04:55Oh my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:20Where's my phone?
00:05:22Where's my phone?
00:05:22Where's my phone?
00:05:23Where's my phone?
00:05:25Where's my phone?
00:05:26Where's my phone?
00:05:28Where's my phone?
00:05:32Where's my phone?
00:05:39is this quantum space does that mean i could store countless amounts of food here and it won't ever
00:05:46aspire relax baby now we have quantum space we're never going to run out of fuel or food
00:06:01ever again this time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps
00:06:24now before the apocalypse comes i'm gonna go all out
00:06:58what a night huh daisy
00:07:07what the hell are you doing here
00:07:14come back here you redneck how dare you ignore me just ignore him honey he's just some low-class
00:07:21redneck who was too stupid to go to college so he chose the army he doesn't even deserve to be
00:07:25your husband laugh while you can't when the apocalypse comes i'll be the one laughing
00:07:34but until then it's time to make some money
00:07:41powerball numbers 5 12 24 41 37 41 blue ball 8 are you sure this time sir you've changed it
00:07:49five times
00:07:50already sure as ever oh my god sir congratulations
00:07:59thanks buddy here's your tip let's go baby let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:06a hundred propane
00:08:08tanks are you throwing a barbecue on mars or planning to blow up the white house for fuck's sake if
00:08:13i told you you wouldn't believe me you're crazy there's 30 tanks over there and we'll deliver the rest
00:08:32i don't know you're tired daisy
00:08:35i just need one more thing today let's get in the cockpit
00:08:54sir we've installed the most advanced power system insulation system and weapon defense system according to all your requirements this
00:09:01is the top of the lino model in the world capable of worst
00:09:04stand temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees good the money's been sent plus a little extra
00:09:11mary what is wrong with you get the pasta that truck is blocking the whole street you cannot doing this
00:09:16okay this is not correct i am hoa president and i'm ordering you move it
00:09:20ahora mismo or i give you tickets see i do the hoa doesn't dictate to me the apocalypse is coming
00:09:26and i have to prepare for it you better stock up yourself
00:09:33apocalypse you one of them climate change believe in nut jobs i've said it all along
00:09:38people like henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out
00:09:42having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards
00:09:48henry
00:09:55are you okay did something happen do you need my help
00:10:00camilla my high school crush she's always been kind to me in my past life after the apocalypse began
00:10:06she even brought food
00:10:10henry don't worry i'll get you to safety you'll be okay
00:10:20henry i heard you ran out of food so i brought you some cans
00:10:23you're a lifesaver camilla
00:10:25get out of here and don't come back
00:10:27i joined the military protect the people like camilla this time i'm going to cherish her i won't ever let
00:10:36her down again
00:10:37don't worry camilla i'm fine but listen you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you
00:10:43can in the next few days okay
00:10:46oh
00:10:48if you say so henry i'll do it
00:10:56even if i have supplies i need to make sure they won't be stolen
00:11:01but i've almost run out of money
00:11:03looks like i need to turn to plan b
00:11:09five million dollars
00:11:11nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
00:11:16five million not a penny less
00:11:18i'm not a bank
00:11:20if you can't pay back the loan
00:11:22with interest
00:11:23on time
00:11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price
00:11:26what kind of price
00:11:46our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products
00:11:50but because the spider gang always keeps its word
00:11:53if you default on the loan
00:11:55you'll become one of them
00:11:57listen to that beautiful sound
00:11:59i wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
00:12:02sounds like a kidney
00:12:04look
00:12:05you'll get every penny
00:12:10i'm afraid you won't live to see that money
00:12:12when the apocalypse comes we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
00:12:16you can die for hypothermia
00:12:18i'll kill you myself
00:12:29henry
00:12:30that guy you saw with me in vegas was just an old friend
00:12:34honest
00:12:35where have you been
00:12:36i've missed you
00:12:39what do you want
00:12:41i lost all the money you gave me gambling in vegas
00:12:43i was just gonna ask for a little more
00:12:45what do i look like
00:12:46a walking atm
00:12:47you're not getting any money from me
00:12:49are you broke
00:12:50seriously
00:12:51you can't even come up with a little money
00:12:54what kind of man are you
00:12:56what kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money
00:13:00you're a fucking asshole
00:13:02you're not
00:13:03i want all of these
00:13:05and all the inventory in your warehouse
00:13:08what
00:13:08are you insane henry
00:13:10can you even afford all this stuff
00:13:12do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in
00:13:14you're crazy
00:13:15i've had enough
00:13:16i want a divorce
00:13:17right now
00:13:19cool
00:13:21let's divorce
00:13:22don't go back on your word
00:13:24you
00:13:25you crazy
00:13:26poor bastard
00:13:27don't come crawling back
00:13:28because i'm finished with you
00:13:30sir
00:13:30that will cost a lot of money
00:13:32we don't have enough transportation
00:13:33to deliver it all
00:13:34don't worry
00:13:34i have the money
00:13:35and i have the transportation
00:13:39you can come over now
00:13:59it's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
00:14:25henry
00:14:25that psycho
00:14:27robbed some bank
00:14:29and bought out the entire supermarket
00:14:31but he wouldn't give me any money
00:14:33you must be henry
00:14:34anna's useless husband
00:14:36it seems you've forgotten your place
00:14:38you're a bottom feeder buddy
00:14:40now hand over your illegal gains
00:14:42or i'll show you no mercy
00:14:47oh great what do you want
00:14:50listen
00:14:51i'm your wife's lover
00:14:52if you know what's good for you
00:14:54give the money to anna
00:14:56or else you'll regret it
00:15:11you crazy moron
00:15:12how dare you hit sweet carter
00:15:14he's the heir to ironclad energy
00:15:16the oil giant
00:15:17do you realize how quickly he could ruin you
00:15:20i'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
00:15:24in a few days
00:15:25when the apocalypse comes
00:15:27all that money will be worth squat
00:15:44scared now compared to carter you're nothing you keep talking about apocalypse but the only apocalypse happening is yours shoot
00:15:55him babe took your chick now i'm gonna take your life kneel down and beg for my forgiveness and i'm
00:15:59gonna take your life
00:15:59forgiveness or i'll send you to hell i'll send you to hell i'm afraid hell's fully booked at the moment
00:16:04two dipshits must have took my place
00:16:31the best military grade defense equipment money can buy fully operational fully under my command
00:16:38think carefully about your next mission
00:16:40crazy bastard i'll kill you do it
00:17:07you just wait you bastard this isn't over
00:17:13finally after a week of hard work my house is now an invincible fortress
00:17:18it can keep warm
00:17:20it can keep warm with stand explosions and recycle energy
00:17:50carter ironclad energy
00:17:52carter ironclad energy
00:17:53i just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56it's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:24this much oil will last for generations
00:18:27it seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe
00:18:41everything is finally in place
00:18:43now i can live comfortably in the apocalypse
00:18:46as you can see our oil reserves are unrivaled
00:18:49oil depots across the country are full
00:18:51and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time
00:19:04carter
00:19:05it seems your goods are selling very well
00:19:09breaking overnight ironclad energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots
00:19:14food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace
00:19:20this is just the beginning the real reckoning hasn't started yet
00:19:37no way don't tell me has the apocalypse come early
00:19:46mayday we're going down
00:19:47mayday we're going down
00:19:58what is happening
00:19:59what is happening
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:20Camilla.
00:20:24Camilla.
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:31Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care, too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane.
00:20:37It's winter.
00:20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:49Yeah, the governor said everything is normal.
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:21:00I believe you.
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22What?
00:21:22How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right.
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:40It's about to begin.
00:21:42System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:22:11My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen.
00:22:19I can't help it now.
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26You're here to defend for yourselves.
00:22:48Fuck, why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window!
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No.
00:23:11Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this.
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold goes away.
00:23:30Let's get out of here!
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces.
00:23:38There's no water or electricity, and I can't keep warm at all.
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food.
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:49It's that jinx Henry's fault.
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:55And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:01Then let's go find him.
00:24:02We can ask him for food.
00:24:03If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:05Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay!
00:24:08Go!
00:24:17It smells so good!
00:24:19It's Henry!
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing!
00:24:23Henry!
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking, man!
00:24:27We're starving here!
00:24:29Henry!
00:24:29As the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes!
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:34We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food.
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:52Selfish bastard!
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:57Yeah, Henry?
00:24:59Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife!
00:25:17You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible.
00:25:25I'm so sorry, Anna.
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour, defending our freedom, you were here cheating on me with Carter.
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:35When you begged me for money, I didn't have you call me a poor bastard.
00:25:38Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this?
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back.
00:25:49You two are disgusting!
00:25:53Enough of this crap!
00:25:55Open the door, Henry!
00:25:57We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:01Yes, we're all good neighbors.
00:26:05We should help each other.
00:26:09Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:13Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob!
00:26:23You knocked over my fence.
00:26:24Could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass.
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt!
00:26:41I ought to kill you!
00:26:42Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complianted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:49I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:52If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:00You all treated me terribly.
00:27:03Judge me.
00:27:03Called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:10Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:25You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down.
00:27:28How's that?
00:27:31Smash his door!
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead!
00:27:44Smash it down!
00:27:50What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:55Take your time!
00:27:56I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:00Smug little asshole!
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw!
00:28:03That should do the job!
00:28:05Smash his door!
00:28:05Smash his door!
00:28:12Smash his door!
00:28:16Smash his door!
00:28:16Smash his door!
00:28:18Smash his door!
00:28:19Smash his door!
00:28:21Smash his door!
00:28:23Smash his door!
00:28:23Smash his door!
00:28:24Smash his door!
00:28:25Smash his door!
00:28:26Smash his door!
00:28:27Smash his door!
00:28:28Smash his door!
00:28:28Smash his door!
00:28:28Smash his door!
00:28:29Oh, Henry, you really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh? What's going on? There's not even a mark!
00:28:44I don't know. The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material. Even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:09But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:19No!
00:29:25Defense mode activated. Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard! He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:48With this many people, it won't do anything.
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:53Guys!
00:30:00Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:08Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:14One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now. I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you! I miss you!
00:30:34Please, please, just take me back! I'll make it up to you! I'll do anything!
00:30:42If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never! I swear!
00:30:52Liar.
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you. Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:03Just you wait!
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:20It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No! Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies!
00:31:53I can take you to him!
00:31:54Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know what's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him, now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:28We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby!
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:41Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men!
00:33:11You're men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:14And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:19The Henry they talked about...
00:33:21It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog!
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47sense.
00:33:47Oh, shut it!
00:33:48I bet you were just fighting against farmers!
00:33:51How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang!
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:15Fire!
00:34:17Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:31Let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:58Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah.
00:35:00What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun.
00:35:04We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:07If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:12You have my word.
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:17Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:19You are a pussy.
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days,
00:35:23I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:24Besides, we could use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy.
00:35:34I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:37All right.
00:35:38Maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:39You idiot.
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy.
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck.
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible,
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is.
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame.
00:36:30I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:31John was just testing you.
00:36:33This is just the beginning.
00:36:34You're about to go down.
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead.
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John!
00:36:47John!
00:36:52Henry is just trying to act tough.
00:36:55John's definitely got this.
00:36:56Those supplies are ours.
00:37:05Give up.
00:37:07Hand over the supplies.
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy.
00:37:17Next time you get to the Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:19Now get out of here.
00:37:20Don't come back.
00:37:22Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fire lamps.
00:37:42System, have the drone set off some fire lamps.
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:50No!
00:37:54Oh!
00:38:02No!
00:38:07No!
00:38:09Oh!
00:38:12Oh!
00:38:12Oh!
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:14Oh!
00:38:27that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:31no please i would never
00:38:45if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:38:59henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:03listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:07everyone otherwise we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i know
00:39:13where that is daisy let's go camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt you
00:39:38welcome to today's black market auction
00:39:40our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the suburbs if you bid for her you can do
00:39:46anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:51no let me out don't
00:39:56such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days naturally she'll fetch a
00:40:02high price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:12the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:16a
00:40:16fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds 150
00:40:22pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make sure i
00:40:29live stream all the fun i have until she's pleased up that way you all can watch
00:40:34always the creative one sir 300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300
00:40:43pounds of flour that's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only
00:40:47buy a few pounds of flour now you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:55no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once
00:41:03going twice
00:41:06help help help 300 pounds three times sold to
00:41:12i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:20i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:33henry save me
00:41:39don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:48henry
00:41:50i don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:551 000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walkart supermarket mr smith please
00:42:04don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away he's overestimating himself 1 000
00:42:10pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars this guy clearly doesn't have
00:42:14it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:23people really know how to underestimate the common man you must think you're still living before
00:42:27the apocalypse if you really have 1 000 pounds of flour everyone here would treat you with the
00:42:31utmost respect and that seat would be yours if no one has heard of your name i can only assume
00:42:36you're
00:42:36some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58you really have no idea what i'm capable of do you
00:43:14it's real where did this bastard get so much flour i'd say he must have been lucky and found it
00:43:20in some abandoned warehouse i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me
00:43:27better stop bidding you think you're great just because you stole little flour
00:43:33we're old money let me give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:49mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures they're much more valuable than flour
00:43:54are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some it's not about the
00:43:58slut it's about making a point i want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is
00:44:05you're actually proud of that measly little thing the apocalypse really hit you hard huh
00:44:09you can't be serious this amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays who do you think you are
00:44:15you think you can still compete watch me
00:44:38what the hell is this
00:44:46now does anyone else want to challenge me
00:44:53henry wins the first item
00:45:06thank you henry
00:45:12let's go home camilla
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:31you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:40now any last words
00:45:43i knew you were having an affair with that little
00:45:45bitch get on your knees and apologize to me and john before he killed you first of all there's
00:45:52nothing going on between me and her second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed how
00:45:58how dare you even say that to me you useless
00:46:00you useless
00:46:03henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you
00:46:06don't worry camilla these people can't hurt us
00:46:31what are you waiting for fire
00:46:33kill them
00:46:41henry are you okay i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay hold on tight
00:46:53you losers what are you doing the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry henry if it weren't for you i would have died there i don't know how to thank you
00:47:08don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:19henry look behind
00:47:37go to hell henry
00:47:48shh
00:47:58go to hell
00:48:02system take the wheel
00:48:05autopilot activated
00:48:23this idiot is going to get himself killed shoot him
00:48:35machine gun
00:48:37bolt
00:48:39oh
00:48:39oh
00:48:56damn it you won't get rid of me that easy
00:49:03Henry, go!
00:49:18Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard! How could some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:49:38Don't you forget it.
00:50:02Oh, my God.
00:50:04You have so much amazing food.
00:50:06Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry. I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry. I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:50:58How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:22What?
00:51:23Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry! We're starving! Open the door! Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before! We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything. Expired. Rotten. I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry!
00:51:55I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:01They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They do anything for food.
00:52:05Get out of here!
00:52:06Get out of here!
00:52:10Get out of here!
00:52:13Get out of here!
00:52:14Get out of here!
00:52:14Get out of here!
00:52:16Food!
00:52:16Food!
00:52:16Food!
00:52:23Food!
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52at the world. When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time. Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies,
00:53:47but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
00:53:56wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:15Let's go to the basement. System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise, you, your wife, and
00:54:38anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food. Otherwise, this slut
00:55:19gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:00Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing. I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch? Come out now and beg for mercy. Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid. If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys. He can't beat us, so we hit like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent! I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:58Oh, my God.
00:59:09Damn it! Where are all your supplies? There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15You got my hand! Let me kill him!
00:59:18We have an army! And you're all alone!
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it. You can't do anything to me.
00:59:34I can't.
00:59:41Nooo!
00:59:43Nooo!
00:59:55Nooo...
00:59:56Oh, oh...
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high value target extraction.
01:00:27One silver star, two bronze stars with valor, and one purple heart. Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What? You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die!
01:01:33I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll wash your dog! Shave your back! Anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:36What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:53Together.
01:02:54Together.
01:02:56Together.
01:03:00Together.
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