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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse EP
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:56Oh, Come on!
00:01:01Freeze!
00:01:02Yeah!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:15Go.
00:01:23Warnings.
00:01:25An extreme cold front.
00:01:26Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:37The deep freeze swept across the Earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry.
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fuck, Eric!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:24No!
00:02:30No!
00:02:43No!
00:02:45No!
00:02:47No!
00:02:47No!
00:02:48No!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:16So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it.
00:03:50And there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining.
00:04:19You chud.
00:04:20Relax.
00:04:21It's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:55Oh my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:16I'm reborn!
00:05:19Where's my phone?
00:05:20I'm reborn!
00:05:21I'm reborn!
00:05:23I'm reborn!
00:05:35I'm reborn!
00:05:39is this quantum space does that mean i could store countless amounts of food here and it won't ever
00:05:46aspire relax baby now we have quantum space we're never going to run out of fuel or food
00:06:01ever again this time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps
00:06:24now before the apocalypse comes i'm gonna go all out
00:06:58what a night huh daisy
00:07:07what the hell are you doing here
00:07:14come back here you redneck how dare you ignore me
00:07:18just ignore him honey he's just some low-class redneck who's too stupid to go to college so
00:07:23he chose the army he doesn't even deserve to be your husband
00:07:30laugh while you can't when the apocalypse comes i'll be the one laughing but until then it's time to make
00:07:36some money
00:07:41powerball numbers 5 12 24 41 37 41 blue ball 8 are you sure this time sir you've changed it
00:07:49five times
00:07:50already sure as ever
00:07:56oh my god sir congratulations thanks buddy here's your tip let's go baby let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:06a hundred propane tanks are you throwing a barbecue on mars or planning to blow up the white house for
00:08:12fuck's sake if i told you you wouldn't believe me you're crazy there's 30 tanks over there and we'll
00:08:17deliver the rest
00:08:18you know you're tired daisy just need one more thing today let's go get in the apocalypse
00:08:54sir we've installed the most advanced power system insulation system and weapon defense system
00:08:59according to all your requirements this is the top of the lino model in the world capable of worst
00:09:04stand temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees good the money's been sent plus a little extra
00:09:11what is wrong with you get the pasta that truck is blocking the whole street you cannot doing this
00:09:16okay this is not correct i am hoa president and i'm ordering you move it out a mismo or i
00:09:21give you
00:09:21tickets see i do the hoa doesn't dictate to me the apocalypse is coming and i have to prepare for
00:09:27it
00:09:28you better stock up yourself apocalypse you one of them climate change believe in nut jobs
00:09:36i've said it all along people like henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out
00:09:42having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards
00:09:48henry
00:09:53henry
00:09:55are you okay did something happen do you need my help
00:10:00camilla my high school crush she's always been kind to me in my past life after the apocalypse began
00:10:06she even brought the food to her
00:10:10henry don't worry i'll get you to safety you'll be okay
00:10:20henry i heard you ran out of food so i brought you some cans you're a lifesaver camilla
00:10:25get out of here and don't come back slut
00:10:31i joined the military protect the people like camilla this time i'm going to cherish her i won't ever let
00:10:36her down again don't worry camilla i'm fine but listen you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42as much as you can in the next few days okay
00:10:46oh
00:10:48if you say so henry i'll do it
00:10:56even if i have supplies i need to make sure they won't be stolen
00:11:01but i've almost run out of money
00:11:03looks like i need to turn to plan b
00:11:09five million dollars
00:11:11nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
00:11:16five million not a penny less
00:11:18i'm not a bank
00:11:19if you can't pay back the loan
00:11:22with interest
00:11:23on time
00:11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price
00:11:26what kind of price
00:11:46our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products
00:11:50but because the spider gang always keeps its word
00:11:53if you default on the loan
00:11:55you'll become one of them
00:11:57listen to that beautiful sound
00:11:59i wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
00:12:02sounds like a kidney
00:12:04look
00:12:05you'll get every penny
00:12:10i'm afraid you won't live to see that money
00:12:12when the apocalypse comes we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
00:12:16you can die from hypothermia and i'll kill you myself
00:12:29henry! that guy you saw with me in vegas was just an old friend
00:12:35honest! where have you been? i've missed you
00:12:39what do you want?
00:12:41i lost all the money you gave me gambling in vegas i was just gonna ask for a little more
00:12:45what do i look like?
00:12:46a walking atm? you're not getting any money from me
00:12:49are you broke? seriously? you can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54what kind of man are you?
00:12:56what kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00you're a fucking asshole! you're not even broke!
00:13:03i want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse
00:13:08what? are you insane henry? can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in? you're crazy! i've had enough!
00:13:17i want a divorce right now! cool let's divorce don't go back on your word
00:13:24you you crazy poor bastard don't come crawling back because i'm finished with you
00:13:30sir that will cost a lot of money we don't have enough transportation to deliver it all
00:13:34don't worry i have the money and i have the transportation
00:13:39you can come over now
00:13:59it's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
00:14:25henry that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket
00:14:31but he wouldn't give me any money you must be henry anna's useless husband
00:14:36it seems you've forgotten your place you're a bottom beater buddy
00:14:40now hand over your illegal gains or i'll show you no mercy
00:14:47oh great what do you want
00:14:50listen i'm your wife's lover if you know what's good for you
00:14:54give the money to anna or else you'll regret it
00:15:11you crazy moron how dare you hit sweet carter he's the heir to ironclad energy the oil giant
00:15:18do you realize how quickly he could ruin you i'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
00:15:24in a few days when the apocalypse comes all that money will be worth
00:15:33you
00:15:44scared now compared to carter you're nothing
00:15:48you keep talking about apocalypse but the only apocalypse happening is yours
00:15:54shoot him babe took your chick now i'm gonna take your life kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or
00:15:59i'll send you to hell
00:16:00i'm afraid hell's fully booked at the moment two dipshits must have took my place
00:16:31the best military grade defense equipment money can buy fully operational fully under my command
00:16:38think carefully about your nexus crazy bastard i'll kill you do it
00:17:07you just wait you bastard this isn't over
00:17:13finally after a week of hard work my house is now an invincible fortress
00:17:19it can keep warm withstand explosions and recycle
00:17:23and
00:17:23you
00:17:33you
00:17:37you
00:17:37you
00:17:37you
00:17:37you
00:17:51Carter Ironclad Energy
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe
00:18:41Everything is finally in place
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full
00:18:51And we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time
00:19:04Carter
00:19:05It seems your goods are selling very well
00:19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclad Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach
00:19:12At one of its major oil storage depots
00:19:14Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions
00:19:17Has reportedly disappeared without a trace
00:19:20This is just the beginning
00:19:21The real reckoning hasn't even started yet
00:19:36Huh, no way
00:19:38Don't tell me
00:19:38Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:19:59What is happening?
00:20:01What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives
00:20:21Camilla
00:20:25Camilla
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm
00:20:31Take care of yourself
00:20:33Thank you, Henry
00:20:34You take care too
00:20:36Henry, you're insane
00:20:37It's winter
00:20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation
00:20:46With no extreme risks
00:20:47Online rumors are not true
00:20:49Yeah
00:20:50The governor said everything is normal
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people
00:20:53I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry
00:21:00I believe you
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again
00:21:06That the so-called extreme cold apocalypse
00:21:10Is pure nonsense
00:21:11Don't listen to those climate crazies
00:21:14I can personally guarantee
00:21:16Everything is completely normal
00:21:21What, what, how could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here
00:21:40It's about to begin
00:21:42System, activate defense mode
00:21:44Defense mode activated
00:22:11My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you
00:22:17But you did want to listen
00:22:18I can't help it now
00:22:20Everything that's happening
00:22:21I've seen it before
00:22:23Hail tsunamis
00:22:26You're here to defend for yourselves
00:22:48Fuck, why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No
00:23:10Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible
00:23:17Impossible
00:23:18Some dumb army boy
00:23:19Too stupid for college
00:23:21Couldn't predict something like this
00:23:23Everything will be fine
00:23:24After this cold
00:23:30Let's get out of here
00:23:34I can't take it anymore
00:23:35I can't take it anymore
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces
00:23:37There's no water or electricity
00:23:39And I can't keep warm at all
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day
00:23:45I'm out of food
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last
00:23:49It's that Jinx Henry's fault
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day
00:23:55And now it's really here
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years
00:24:00Then let's go find him
00:24:02We can ask him for food
00:24:03If he says no
00:24:04We'll take it by force
00:24:05Yes
00:24:06Yeah
00:24:06Okay
00:24:07Go
00:24:17It smells so good
00:24:19It's Henry
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing
00:24:23Henry
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking man
00:24:27We're starving here
00:24:28Henry
00:24:29As the hallway president
00:24:30I order you to share your food with us
00:24:31Yes
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat
00:24:34We need food
00:24:35Yes
00:24:36You can't be so selfish
00:24:44This is my food
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:47And by the way
00:24:48Your HOA means jack
00:24:50Now get off my property
00:24:52You selfish bastard
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:57Yeah Henry
00:24:58Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife
00:25:16You're such a selfish person
00:25:19Abandoning me over a plate of food
00:25:21I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible
00:25:25I'm so sorry Anna
00:25:27Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour
00:25:30Defending our freedom
00:25:31You were here cheating on me with Carter
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:35When you begged me for money
00:25:37I didn't have you called me a poor bastard
00:25:38Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this?
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back
00:25:49You two are disgusting
00:25:53Enough of this crap
00:25:55Open the door, Henry
00:25:57Henry, we're all neighbors here
00:25:59Let us in
00:26:01Yes
00:26:02We're all good neighbors
00:26:04We should help each other
00:26:09Good neighbors
00:26:10Help each other
00:26:13Bullshit
00:26:22Hey Bob
00:26:22You knocked over my fence
00:26:24Could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls
00:26:30When you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt
00:26:41I ought to kill you
00:26:42Hey
00:26:42What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean
00:26:45Lawn height is too low, non-complianted
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine
00:26:49I added extra
00:26:50Because your dog is so damn ugly
00:26:51If you don't pay it
00:26:52We'll come to take your house
00:27:00You all treated me terribly
00:27:02Judged me
00:27:03Called me crazy
00:27:04Even my dog
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me
00:27:09Like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:10Get out of here
00:27:14Henry
00:27:14You selfish bastard
00:27:16If you won't save us
00:27:18We'll save ourselves
00:27:25You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down
00:27:28How's that?
00:27:31Smash his door
00:27:32Smash his door
00:27:33Smash his door
00:27:43Go ahead
00:27:44Smash it down
00:27:46Go ahead
00:27:47Smash it down
00:27:50What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent
00:27:55Take your time
00:27:56I'll go roast some more chicken wings
00:28:00Smug little asshole
00:28:01I'll get my chainsaw
00:28:03That should do the job
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance Henry
00:28:17Open the door now
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in
00:28:21We saw the door open ourselves
00:28:23You're dead
00:28:24Go ahead
00:28:25This should be fun
00:28:29Oh Henry
00:28:30You really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in
00:28:34When we get in
00:28:34You're dead
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark
00:28:44I don't know
00:28:44The teeth are almost completely worn out
00:29:06This is aerospace grade material
00:29:08Even a grenade couldn't break it
00:29:09But please
00:29:10Try your hardest
00:29:14Give it here
00:29:25Defense mode activated
00:29:27Full power on
00:29:38This crazy bastard
00:29:40He installed high voltage electricity on the door
00:29:46Listen let's rush over together
00:29:47And ram this door
00:29:48With this many people
00:29:49Won't do anything
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges
00:29:53Good
00:30:00Oh
00:30:06You've worked so hard
00:30:08Unfortunately you're all brain dead morons
00:30:14One more time guys
00:30:18You're boring me now
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day
00:30:20If anyone comes closer
00:30:22I'll turn you all into roasted assholes
00:30:32Henry honey I love you
00:30:33I miss you
00:30:34Please just take me back
00:30:36I'll make it up to you
00:30:37I'll do anything
00:30:42If I open the door now
00:30:44You'll let Carter and those thugs in
00:30:45And then eat me and Daisy alive
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo you know
00:30:48No I would never
00:30:50I swear
00:30:52Liar
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you
00:30:55Get out of here and don't come back
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life
00:31:03Just you wait
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand
00:31:14That asshole I'll make him pay for that
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you
00:31:20It's a nice place I gotta say
00:31:23Shame about the cold
00:31:27Leader of the spider gang right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you
00:31:36But looking at your situation
00:31:37You look worse off than us
00:31:40We have nothing left
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks
00:31:49No! Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies
00:31:53I can take you to him
00:31:54Please just don't hurt us!
00:31:58Oh really?
00:32:04If you're lying you know it's gonna happen right?
00:32:07Take me to him now
00:32:19We have guests
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy
00:32:27We can break through this kind of defense like nothing
00:32:36Look how scared you are
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby
00:32:40Let's go eat boys
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men
00:33:11Your men didn't stand a chance John
00:33:14And neither do you
00:33:18Wait
00:33:20The Henry they talked about
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket
00:33:33Otherwise I'll gut you like a pig
00:33:35And feed you to my dog
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here
00:33:40Let me fill you in
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier
00:33:43If you know what's good for you
00:33:45You'd run on back to your little headquarters
00:33:46And apologize for making a sentence
00:33:47Oh shut it!
00:33:48I bet you were just fighting against farmers
00:33:51How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang?
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse
00:33:57We run the show around here
00:33:59Let me give you a taste of that power
00:34:01Henry, you asked for this
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:15Fire!
00:34:17Fire!
00:34:19Fire!
00:34:20Fire!
00:34:20Fire!
00:34:21Fire!
00:34:21Fire!
00:34:21Fire!
00:34:22Fire!
00:34:24Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:34:28Dumb ass asked for it
00:34:29Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse
00:34:42What?!
00:34:43You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?!
00:34:52My turn!
00:34:56you coward come out and face us like a man yeah what kind of man are you
00:35:03you only have a shotgun we've got over a dozen people you can't kill us all if you have the
00:35:08balls come out and fight me hand to hand if you win i won't ever come back you have my
00:35:12word
00:35:13how stupid do you think i am as soon as i step out this door your men will rush me
00:35:17sure enough i was right you are a pussy i guess i've been cooped up alone for so many days
00:35:23i'm
00:35:23starting to get bored besides you could use the exercise
00:35:32don't worry daisy i'll be back in a minute
00:35:37all right maybe you do have a set of balls you idiot better hurry up and beg john for mercy
00:35:43you're just a useless redneck you think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and
00:35:47you're invincible john is the most feared gangster in the city you have no idea how powerful he is
00:36:01if you beat me i'll give you half of my supplies if you lose you'll never come near my house
00:36:06for
00:36:06rest of your life deal it's a deal come on
00:36:28tired already shame i was looking forward to a good fight
00:36:31john was just testing you this is just the beginning you're about to go down
00:36:36is that true john you little bitch you're dead
00:36:44john
00:36:53henry is just trying to act tough john's definitely got this those supplies are ours
00:37:05give up hand over the supplies then kneel down and beg for mercy
00:37:17next time you get in the delta force you better run now get out of here don't come back
00:37:21get him grab his food system have the drone set off some fire lamps
00:37:29get out of here still iÅŸ
00:37:38on
00:37:57Oh, my God.
00:38:27That guy is crazy.
00:38:28Did you send me here to try and get me killed?
00:38:31I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No!
00:38:33Please!
00:38:33I would never!
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself!
00:38:58Henry!
00:38:59Help!
00:39:00They're going to kill me!
00:39:03Listen up, you bastard.
00:39:05If you want to save her, come up to the Black Market.
00:39:07Bring enough food for everyone.
00:39:08Otherwise, we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The Black Market?
00:39:13I know where that is.
00:39:14Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on.
00:39:24I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's Black Market auction.
00:39:40Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs.
00:39:44If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:50No!
00:39:51Let me out!
00:39:53Don't!
00:39:56Such fine piece of arse is a rare commodity in the Black Market these days.
00:40:01Naturally, she'll fetch a high price.
00:40:03Starting bid?
00:40:0450 pounds of flour.
00:40:07No, let me go!
00:40:09This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails.
00:40:14But you've got a bit of fight in you.
00:40:16You seem like a fun time.
00:40:17The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour.
00:40:21150 pounds.
00:40:22150 pounds!
00:40:23This is exciting!
00:40:24Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds.
00:40:27Don't worry, guys.
00:40:28After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's pleat-loosed up.
00:40:31That way you all can watch.
00:40:34Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:37300 pounds!
00:40:39She'll be my private toy!
00:40:40I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:42300 pounds of flour!
00:40:44That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room.
00:40:46You know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour now.
00:40:49You're more valuable than gold!
00:40:51You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No!
00:40:56Stop!
00:40:57Someone save me, please!
00:41:00300 pounds going once!
00:41:03Going twice!
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Help!
00:41:08Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:12I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:24I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:27I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:33Henry!
00:41:34Save me!
00:41:39Don't worry, Camilla.
00:41:41I'm coming.
00:41:49Henry, I don't remember your name being on the guest list.
00:41:53You don't need to care.
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl.
00:41:57Now, do we have a deal?
00:41:58Who the hell are you daring to compete with me, the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
00:42:03Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody.
00:42:05We'll kick him out right away.
00:42:08He's overestimating himself.
00:42:091,000 pounds of flour?
00:42:11That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:42:13This guy clearly doesn't have it.
00:42:15Of course.
00:42:16Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
00:42:23Do you people really know how to underestimate the common man?
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse.
00:42:28If you really have 1,000 pounds of flour, everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect.
00:42:32And that seat would be yours.
00:42:34If no one has heard of your name, I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
00:42:39And for that, we show no mercy.
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
00:43:14It's real!
00:43:15Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:17I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now.
00:43:24Face it.
00:43:25You can't compete with me.
00:43:27Better stop bidding.
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole a little flour?
00:43:33We're old money.
00:43:34Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
00:43:49Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
00:43:51Treasures among treasures.
00:43:52They're much more valuable than flour.
00:43:55Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:57It's not about the slut.
00:43:59It's about making a point.
00:44:00I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
00:44:04You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious!
00:44:10This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays!
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:16You think you can still compete?
00:44:20Watch me.
00:44:38What the hell is this?
00:44:46Now, does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:53Henry wins the first item!
00:45:06Thank you, Henry.
00:45:13Let's go home, Carmilla.
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:31you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:40now any last words i knew you were having an affair with that little bitch get on your knees
00:45:47and apologize to me and john before he kills you first of all there's nothing going on between me
00:45:54and her second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed how dare you even say that
00:45:59to me
00:45:59you useless bitch henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you don't worry camilla these
00:46:08people can't hurt us system come in what the fuck
00:46:32what are you waiting for fire
00:46:41henry are you okay
00:46:44i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay
00:46:47hold on tight
00:46:53you losers what are you doing
00:46:57the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry if it weren't for you i would have died there
00:47:06i don't know how to thank you
00:47:08don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me
00:47:11i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:19henry look behind
00:47:37go to hell henry
00:47:40yeah
00:47:40ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:02system take the wheel
00:48:05autopilot activated
00:48:23this idiot is gonna get himself killed shoot him
00:48:35machine gun
00:48:36machine gun
00:48:37machine gun
00:48:44no
00:48:45ah fuck
00:48:56damn it you won't get rid of me that easy
00:49:17go to hell
00:49:20you first
00:49:28bastard how could some redneck afford all this equipment
00:49:32i am the king of this apocalypse
00:49:37don't you forget it
00:50:03you have so much amazing food are you sure i can have some
00:50:14i'm sorry i haven't eaten properly in so long
00:50:18i can repay you henry i promise
00:50:22don't be silly
00:50:23eat your fill
00:50:25then i've got a hot shower waiting for you
00:50:27eat your fill
00:50:33eat your fill
00:50:57and eat your fill
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry!
00:51:35We're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything!
00:51:43Expired rotten!
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry!
00:51:55Henry!
00:51:55I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:01They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:05I'm scared!
00:52:10I'm scared!
00:52:13Food.
00:52:14Food.
00:52:16Food.
00:52:17Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:19Food.
00:52:20Food.
00:52:23Food.
00:52:24Food.
00:52:24Food.
00:52:43What?
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:54When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
00:53:44Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
00:53:56wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:15Let's go to the basement. System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, no, you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food.
00:54:36Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food, otherwise this slut
00:55:19gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:00Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:23Ah! His fortress is nothing! I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time!
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:52I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch? Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly!
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:52Don't kill you, het't
00:57:55so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:32Go! Go!
00:58:35Go!
00:58:37Go!
00:58:43Ah!
00:58:45Ah!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:48Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:55Ah!
00:58:58Ah!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:02Ah!
00:59:02Ah!
00:59:02Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:32Ah!
00:59:32Ah!
00:59:32Ah!
00:59:32Ah!
00:59:41Ah!
00:59:43Ah!
00:59:43Ah!
00:59:45Ah!
00:59:45Ah!
00:59:46Ah!
00:59:47Ah!
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distroach Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high-value target extraction, 1 silver star, 2 bronze stars with valor, and 1 purple heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser?
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you! You must know I was deceived by this
01:01:02Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll
01:01:35wash your dog! Shave your back! Anything!
01:01:37Ha! Pathetic. Anna, this is the man you left me for? You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:53Together.
01:02:54Together.
01:02:56Together.
01:02:58Together.
01:02:59Together.
01:03:01Together.
01:03:03Together.
01:03:04Together.
01:03:04Together.
01:03:04Together.
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