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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae. If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:43I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat-shamed my makeup?
01:26Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Brent!
01:42Open the door, you broke.
01:44I know you're in there!
01:47Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
02:00If we could just pawn his watch,
02:01we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's lives!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See?
02:39The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks.
02:43Brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:16Catch the watch!
03:17Ha ha ha ha, LL.
03:18What a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:57It's made.
03:58Your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless.
04:01A perfect score.
04:02Oh, thank God.
04:02I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:43It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:48I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:03Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity.
05:11The Spongebob underwear man.
05:19Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads
05:27because my life is a bloody mess.
05:30What?
05:30No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:35I have successfully integrated into your local network
05:37to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a
05:41How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You are a teapot.
05:43You brew leaves.
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:46Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:49What?
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:15My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left.
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20
06:21into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today,
06:47and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you
07:01to fully charge it,
07:02and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here,
07:08in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy,
07:10just some goofy moves
07:10to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:16That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is,
07:19the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance,
07:25and all our money problems disappear.
07:30No, absolutely not.
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the poetry slam.
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forrest.
07:48Rent is $1,200, Mae.
07:50Grab the mic and shake it,
07:50or we are sleeping on the street.
07:54Yeah, you messing with some.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:02Give me everything you got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:22Sing this dumb song,
08:23wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Um, um...
08:32Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:38Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:02What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on,
09:19this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:29He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad,
09:36it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:52What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks,
10:48and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:50I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen,
10:55your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe,
11:02I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:07I'll be back soon,
11:07and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience,
11:10zero listening skills,
11:12only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:23Doctor,
11:23I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life,
11:26and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May,
11:32we often project our internal chaos
11:34onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this...
11:37appliance.
11:38Doctor,
11:39the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted
11:43due to socioeconomic anxiety
11:45and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror
11:48reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:57No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
12:00A tangible hardware interface
12:01with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:05It's a paradigm shift.
12:05The ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic,
12:12and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money
12:33out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor
12:35won't stop rambling
12:36about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants
12:38is our weird AI top it.
12:40Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent
12:45and buy those red-soled heels
12:46I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this
12:52rat-incested hellhole
12:53and moving into a place
12:54with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank
12:56accepts a check written
12:57to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:08ARIAGE
13:09We're Mato
13:10Imeretine
13:16Face!
13:22Chloe!
13:23Oh, we need a gold scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI need
13:26a gold scratching pod to sharpen my algorithms she can with ems i'm gonna melt this down and
13:35sell it to a pawn shop whoa hold up look on the bright side it's a gold cat tower even
13:46if it's
13:46fake gold still fancy gold plated my ass i'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap in
14:00i swear i'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal calculated structural
14:06integrity fail current debt status severe have a nice day can you believe this we had a ten thousand
14:19dollars check and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat mater and don't even get me started
14:25it crashed right through our rental apartment floor now we're stuck paying for the damages
14:30why me why do i always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess look at this headscarf
14:36it
14:36reeks of curry i look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus shut it right now
14:40you useless limbless little kettle hey we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill you and this
14:44chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling business right here by the fountain relax
14:48i'm great at reading fortunes with that curry scented headstaff you've got the full mysterious
14:53vibe down perfectly mysterious i look like i just wandered out of a street food market if anyone i
14:58know sees me i'm never showing my face on campus again complaining fortune teller five dollars a
15:03reading come one come all discover your future expose your past only 50 bucks a question cheaper
15:09than therapy more accurate than a pregnancy test will my boyfriend marry me
15:18just this once do it properly okay okay
15:23he is currently marrying your sister in vegas
15:31where are you now will i be able to graduate smoothly your thesis advisor is stealing your data
15:40how to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition you are not allergic to gluten you are just
15:44pretentious what's wrong with you why are you acting so weird next come on spill my love fortune
15:54am i gonna meet my mr right soon yeah tell us the tea don't hold anything back all right don't
16:00say i
16:01didn't warn you your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right here
16:06it's not what you think this teapot must have glitched out fight all you want every word i said is
16:10the
16:10absolute truth want me to dig up even more details for you two you bitch you pure green tea bitch
16:23hey you two you're running an illegal gambling defamation ring stop right there run may
16:36you're running an illegal gambling defamation ring stop right there run may
16:37make us invisible wait wait
16:46hello
16:55may when i turn back i'm going to dump you in a toilet and flush you away
17:09my back i swear it's about to snap in half this is all your fault if you hadn't randomly kissed
17:15that
17:15teapot we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours as soon as i can move again
17:19you're stuck cleaning the toilet
17:28well well aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers what's up just unfrozen from being statues
17:34hiding here to catch a break we barely escaped being human statues for three hours and now we're
17:40stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapot our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another
17:49what are you even doing carrying a fancy french press around i told you i'd find better technology
17:53say hello to bartholomew made of sterling silver programmed in oxford ah a peasant pot i smell rust
18:01and desperation at least i don't spit out bitter overpriced bean water you british snob predictable response
18:08from a lower class receptacle have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap i calculate a 99
18:13probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego
18:23get him earl melt his silver ass
18:30expel armum stupid
19:07mei chase
19:10mei chase
19:11whoa
19:15whoa
19:22this is all your fault if you hadn't used that stupid french press to target my teapot we wouldn't
19:26be stuck here and the power wouldn't have gone out don't put all the blame on me you're the one
19:30who started this with that weird teapot i was just trying to fix things
19:48hey open up open up
19:52great just great i am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans and despair
19:57oh i'm sorry your excessive wealth is chafing you try wearing a bra bought on clearance at target
20:02that's real suffocation do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs it doesn't breathe
20:15did i say too much
20:22you know no one's ever said that to me they just see the money the suits not
20:26this
20:28i get it it's like being stuck in a box right
20:31you can't even choose what you wear let alone what you want
20:35i keep this in case i panic my mom gave it to me before she left
20:39she said sweet things can make hard days easier my grandma used to do this too she said it would
20:44make hard days lighter i still keep one in my pocket even now i just my whole life is mapped
20:48out by
20:48my father's board what to study who to meet even what to wear every choice is made for me
20:52that french press was supposed to be mine the one thing i could control and my whole life is
20:57basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot i work two jobs to pay rent
21:01skip meals to buy textbooks and just when i think things might get better that stupid pot messes
21:05everything up we're both just trying to survive you know without that psychotic pot you're almost
21:09tolerable and without your trust fund you're just a guy scared of the dark
21:24record abnormal hormone secretion preparing to execute punishment protocol
21:31whoa easy there carrying that many old books you're gonna break your back remind me never to
21:36let you borrow my textbooks relax i've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job unlike you
21:41i'm not afraid of a little work oh my god look at these two eyes on each other like nobody's
21:46business
21:46someone's definitely smitten speaking of work how's the bookstore shift lately still skip meals to
21:51finish your assignments not anymore i figured out how to balance work in school thanks for asking
22:00oh warning prohibit excessive intimate contact abnormal hormones detected stop talking immediately
22:07hey lovebirds your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit maybe you two should sneak a
22:11chat later before it blows up the whole campus oh how cute even a jealous teapot can't stop true love
22:19can't wait to teapot may about this later i'm so sorry about this it's like a jealous toddler it's okay
22:24i'm used to it's nonsense i uh i gotta go before it causes more trouble yeah sure uh text me
22:30if it acts
22:30off again i'll bring the french press to distract it will do see you later let's go girl love can't
22:36fill
22:36your stomach i mean on a veggie goat hey may i noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today
22:51brought you a flat white
23:00what is wrong with your appliances i don't know it's been doing this all morning every time i look
23:06at a guy it plays farm animal noises
23:13i think your ai has a crush on you
23:17it's a kitchen appliance chloe hey i dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler
23:25love is blind may
23:40stand back may i'm going to crack this braz pinata open
23:44you can't hit it what if it's dead
23:59is that you in a corset girl vintage does not suit your waistline
24:07why am i holding a fat orange cat
24:23why am i holding a fat orange cat
24:24hey you should have bought a cat back then may
24:30there's no other way i only have this teapot
24:52may get yourself and chloe to the royal hotel conference room in an hour
24:55i've arranged a road show for the ai teapot emotional system with silicon valley investors
25:00you two are required to be there no exceptions we have to go to the royal hotel conference room in
25:04an hour there's a road show for the ai companion system with silicon valley investors we're required
25:08to be there are you kidding me this thing is completely short silts and he wants us to do a
25:13road show for an ai teapot
25:22hey look at how you two hung that poster fix it immediately bring the teapop here
25:26immediately the investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second
25:29what do you mean the teapop isn't speaking listen this is a five million dollar deal i don't care
25:33how you do it just get that teapop ready to go
25:39what do you mean it's not feeling talkative this is a five million dollar pitch
25:43just tell them it uses blockchain i'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check
25:50uh hi welcome to the future of emotional processing this device learns your trauma cut the jargon we want
25:58a live demo make it insult us please insult his vest call him a corporate parasite just do something
26:06you think i don't know what you're after well i'm simply not doing it
26:19so
26:26is is the aggressive lmbm mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user brilliant
26:35i'm connecting them
26:45old old lang syne in the moray bay when the mandor of gold's on the d
26:53make them stop magic doesn't have a volume button
27:07it's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability it's it's performance art
27:15forget five million we are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision
27:36we are willing to sign this high value investment contract and the funds could be placed at any time
27:42so
27:46but before the official payment is made there is one pre-wescedent that must be met hand over the
27:52complete source code of that mysterious t-cop in full authority without it all investments will be voided
28:12immediately
28:14look i've hacked into the pentagon's wi-fi to download anime before but this hardware is bizarre it doesn't
28:19use python or c is it some kind of alien tech or quantum computing
28:25no this code is just repeating the word meow
28:31you're gonna get what's coming to you it wasn't me i didn't do anything
28:36then add some zeros and make it look expensive
28:40nobody in silicon valley actually reads code anyway they just like looking at long complicated strings of
29:09letters
29:10why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day
29:26oh my god
29:29all the bad luck just piled up at once
29:50it's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna
29:54left untouched they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away
30:12oh there's a cockroach what do we do
30:15besides this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with and now it's such a mess you can barely
30:20set foot inside the school pest control team even noticed it they showed up unannounced for the
30:25sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pest
30:31so
30:39are you two finally fumigating yourselves
30:42i can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the mini bar
30:44the teapot is still inside what if the chemicals melt its hard driver
31:02okay they're pretty but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal
31:06sneezes system error welcome to studio 54 thank you
31:25did you see that
31:40he is so handsome what does he see in you well auntie chase really appreciates my
31:48inner beauty and my academic dedication right honey right who's come to the house
31:56who on earth are you look at the state you're in all right then i
32:05i'll head out to buy some things to treat you
32:12in that case i ask you
32:26in fact she sleeps with her mouth open and owes 20 000
32:35and owes 20 000 somebody save me make her stop talking you are a fraud
33:04what's wrong with this one
33:07i still have that silver teapot at home don't worry i'll go back and ask about it
33:14is the family gathering going well
33:24what's going on what's going on what's wrong here
33:42it was three dollars it looked lonely i just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap
33:48daisies in it talk to me call me broke call me pathetic just say something
33:56tell me i'll never pay off my loans tell me chase
33:59please only kiss me for show just turn on the blue light
34:11battery at one percent battery i just wanted some head scratches
34:32so
34:32no matter what happens i will definitely save you good news there is an antique dealer who is said
34:40to be able to repair anything
34:51this place is absolutely magical
35:07i don't know
35:08young ladies what can i do for you
35:12it's a really long story
35:17please save it
35:22you fools this is not a toy it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its
35:28anchor
35:29and what did you do you drained it for rent money it needed love not capitalism
35:34excuse me capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can if it didn't pay rent we'd be
35:40tossing it into the east kylou
35:53if you don't find its obsession before tonight the soul inside will dissipate forever no one knows if
35:58it's obsession is endless bills it can never pay off or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred
36:03years ago you all must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours left this is crazy how can embarrassment wake up a spirit it worked
36:15before the more embarrassing the more power it gives now shut up and run please teapot hold on a
36:21little longer we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy your time to shine do the magic mic routine are you insane
36:34i am not doing the strip gate again my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from
36:38tick tock take off the pants rich boy or the pot dies
36:41do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands
36:55it's not working my turn
37:07why isn't it working we've done everything we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading its light is fading
37:17we're going to lose it
37:35it appears the lower class receptile has run out of steam
37:38i have calculated the energy transfer matrix take my core tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43bartholomew no you'll lose your sentence you'll just be a coffee maker a sterling silver coffee maker
37:48sir maintain your standards
37:58you're a good appliance buddy
38:06warning incompatible energy core backup power online communication window five minutes
38:21the vc firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now grab the asset
38:34nobody owns my multi-million dollar retirement plan get in the trust fund mobile chase we are doing a
38:39heist the clinic now move
38:49are you crazy we are stealing tech property we can go to federal prison
38:55no we are rescuing a 100 year old cat it's animal welfare if penta asks i'm a hero
39:01no
39:02no
39:05no
39:05no
39:05no
39:05no
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:17Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49You made me a joke!
39:51You ruined my life!
39:53You ruined life!
39:55Why?!
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay!
40:14Mei!
40:15Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up!
40:36Teapot!
41:07It's...
41:09You.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:19Mei, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:05It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair!
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:28Meow!
42:30The simulation of animal dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes!
42:37We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm!
42:44Meow!
42:46Earl, not the zen garden?
42:48Yes!
42:50And the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic.
42:54It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment!
42:59Meow!
43:03Meow!
43:04Meow!
43:07Meow!
43:11Meow!
43:13Meow!
43:13Meow!
43:14No magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:23Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad.
43:31I've been sweating through my silk dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:38Meow!
43:57So how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:02It's amazing.
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it.
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping.
44:09She's bought almost half the mall.
44:12Oh God, that's so Chloe.
44:14I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun.
44:19She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate?
44:25Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden.
44:27I want you to see it.
44:37Meow.
44:41Sorry I'm late.
44:42Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:51So what?
44:52We're rich now.
44:53No more rent.
44:54No more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet.
45:04I miss our small apartment.
45:06It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding?
45:08This is luxury.
45:09Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:11It's real.
45:11This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine.
45:14Whatever.
45:14Let's go back.
45:15I have a surprise.
45:21Ta-da!
45:22A pure gold toilet.
45:24Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course.
45:28We're rich.
45:29We deserve the best.
45:32Oh no!
45:33What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy.
45:36You're in trouble.
45:37Hey!
45:42What's going on?
45:43A gold toilet?
45:45It broke the floor and sewer, you guys!
45:46You have to pay for repairs!
45:48Relax. We're going to be rich. We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment? What about our big house and garden?
46:22May! Chloe! What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible. It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on. We clean the litter box every day. It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie. We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell. I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:41Every time I pass your door, I sneeze non-stop. You two...
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
47:00Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay. I'm free anyway. This little guy is so cute.
47:04I can't hair to see him live in a messy place.
47:11Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well treated.
47:22This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea? You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:57I'm also curious. It must be interestress.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:07I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate,
48:18keep whiter sample and plain, and make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is Oslip Stark within their Chloe, the Issa and Teele, like Stitches.
48:38What's wrong?
48:39Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:41The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:44We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:47Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room, full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell, but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met.
49:03At that time, we were trapped in the elevator and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life coot, you cheated grandma taught you.
49:11Turns out that all Yudufar chanded in the elevator and started us feeling our scene to each other in Singchushanah.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy!
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are gonna be eaten by the cats if you don't put them away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion, but a real home for all of Unshan.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens, thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about how much money we have, but about having people
49:44we love.
49:45Little guys who depend on us and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl and also the secret of happiness.
49:53Until then, weๅฐixoaboobs Nico.
49:53... now we got a mini trenches...
49:53... time to have ruined this.
49:54Once...
49:55Um...
49:55It's now things you have to...
49:56...aa...
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