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00:00You
00:07Come on
00:09Dude, come on, wait
00:12Sorry, man, coach said one more D and you're out of here
00:16It's for your own good. Tell us you want for me. I'm a baseball player not a biologist. I don't
00:20know be smarter
00:25Prick
00:35Um you okay living my best life
00:42Why
00:45You offer to cheer me up
00:52Sorry
00:52All right um
00:59Good luck with everything
01:25Hey, roomie roomie
01:32sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:41sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:49well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:54sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so quite the reputation
02:04sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay
02:08you know there's more to me than all that right
02:14like what
02:17we're making mean lasagna
02:22um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:25choosers
02:26what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:31it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:36hard feelings
02:40but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:52i don't even know
02:56this is like a few times
02:58like there's no evidence there's no kegs
03:06zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:13guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:19all right go accept the cake or something all right bro
03:27look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:31okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:36could you please just oh what are you
03:42you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:50come on loosen up you know what i mean it'll help your art i promise
03:56there you go there she is shut up
04:03zeke
04:06hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay
04:12i'm tessa hi
04:15please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:20i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26to new friends
04:31hmm
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:24yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:30no
05:34fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:02yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:07can put
06:07up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:19right
06:20oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right you know sluttiest baseball
06:26player on campus
06:29stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:35no
06:37i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:40so well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:54no yankees you like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:08so
07:10we'd like
07:12date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:24right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and
07:34write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say you owe me it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:52zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
09:02my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19but you're lucky this is her house
09:22look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:31i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're
10:25alone
10:31so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:55how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:04breathe
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:14don't hold back
11:16beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:33pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:10come with me
12:13want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:32uh-uh
12:33eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:40they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:55why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:34i just want you
13:38to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:58we
14:03will you kiss me
14:07hmm
14:25What? Was that bad? Did I do it wrong?
14:29No. No, you're natural.
14:38Really?
14:40Yeah, don't let it get to your head.
14:44Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:50Already?
14:51Oh, no. Oh, my God. Not you and I. Not together separately in our separate beds, because not together, that
15:00would be crazy.
15:03We can if you want.
15:06You set the pace, Butterfly.
15:20I don't know.
15:24I'm getting drunk from seven to three.
15:28All the adoption flush like it's free.
15:32We're on a fast ride.
15:34We're on a strong time machine.
15:38Study time.
15:40I was studying.
15:42I was working on my fastball.
15:44Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension,
15:47which you clearly know nothing about, which is alarmingly concerning.
15:52So.
15:55I feel unmotivated.
15:59Come on, teach.
16:00I made my lessons fun.
16:08Okay.
16:09Fine.
16:12For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:17But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:24Jeez.
16:25Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:28I didn't think you had it in you.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:32You in or what?
16:36Bring it on.
16:39First question.
16:41Hmm?
16:42What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:47It's when you eat sugar.
16:54You're joking, right?
16:59The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
17:05So.
17:07Strip.
17:12Come here.
17:29I guess I should have worn a shirt.
17:38What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:44Hmm.
17:47Your turn to strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:07Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:14No.
18:15No.
18:19That's cheating.
18:21what are you guys doing we are just studying studying yeah okay love that but did zeke not
18:30tell you about the plan i've got a game today so tess is here to help you get ready and
18:36bring
18:37you to the after party another party zeke you have to study i think it's time to practice what i
18:44taught
18:49you okay we need to talk uh my brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe
19:00oh um i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so conventional attractiveness
19:07is a myth anywho i went shopping it's like my love language or something but i picked
19:13you out some outfits you want to play dress up honestly yeah me too okay let's go
19:30thank you for doing this seriously i i owe you one at least i can do for what
19:40for helping zeke you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:48i hope i can help him oh you can he's not dumb he just has this thing in his head
19:53that baseball
19:54and partying and getting with every girl in a five-mile radius is all he's good for
20:05but i think he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so
20:11okay no no no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:23let's go dude when you struck out that last batter i swear scout's trials are on the ground
20:31and i was actually planning on throwing in
20:41what's that amelia
20:46oh
21:00hey
21:03damn fabian works fast amanda
21:06this is the girl i wanted to see listen i want to show you something it's just right over here
21:10it's
21:10amelia told you to leave her alone we're just having a conversation bro relax back off
21:18or you'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:24sorry pal she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:28what the hell psycho i'm your teammate you're a piece of trash
21:37what the hell was that i thought you wanted me to practice flirting not with him he's trying
21:46he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:49the what look fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him okay
21:58wait what's the upstairs street yet it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it
22:04they always ask to upstairs with us that's the move yeah kissing a girl under a tree the upstairs
22:12tree ah right when does that work i don't know it just does i don't understand how a tree could
22:20do that
22:25i will show you
22:29part of lesson four allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:42that's just it
22:52okay so the story goes he found her planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped all the
22:57way
22:57from north carolina dug the hole himself watered it every day
23:02usually the girl says something like well it seems like a lot of work
23:07wow seems like a lot of work there you go and we would say oh the guy would do anything
23:11for a pretty
23:11girl right but usually you mean it right i mean it right now pretty girl
23:19then we would lead them behind the tree
23:25and then
23:29what
23:31do this
23:45so upstairs
24:04so what's it like living in a frat
24:08fun
24:10baseball
24:12parties
24:14girls
24:14hmm
24:16what about class
24:18yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:22no you
24:23make a mean lasagna right
24:25sure i do
24:26you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:30it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:32well it's what people expect from me so
24:36maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:41gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:47what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:50what does a normal upstairs trip look like this this
25:09i think
25:11i think
25:13i think
25:14i think i think we're gonna be able to get some questions
25:29All right, guys, gonna take his time.
25:33Savor every inch.
25:36What about listen three?
25:38Asking for what I want.
25:48All right, Butterfly, what do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me.
25:56Really?
25:57For academic purposes, obviously.
26:04Well, then, in the spirit of education.
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:10I feel lost, Ray.
26:12But I'm right behind.
26:16I'm dirty, I'm fancy.
26:20And I'll meet you while I'm in.
26:24I want you to kiss me, please.
26:28I want you to kiss me, please.
26:30I want you to kiss me, please.
26:34I want you to kiss me.
26:37I want you to kiss me, please.
26:49I want you to kiss me, please.
27:03Reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up.
27:07I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:21Wow, that's beautiful.
27:25Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam.
27:32Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:37You paint, too?
27:38No, I'm an actor.
27:40Aspiring, anyway.
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:44Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:48That's wow, yeah.
27:50You have no idea what I just said.
27:52No, not at all.
27:53Well, um, but maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Well, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:15Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man, you know I act.
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to.
28:25Wow.
28:27She'd love to.
28:30Looking forward to it.
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:38Emilio has a date.
28:39Put it out, Tessa.
28:42It's just to hang out.
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:51Okay, Spell.
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56I don't know what you're talking about.
28:59Yeah, right.
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous.
29:02I'm not jealous.
29:03I'm just protecting her.
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her.
29:07No, I don't.
29:09We're friends.
29:10She doesn't see me like that.
29:14Amelia.
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest.
29:18I think he's charming.
29:20That's for sure.
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Zip it.
29:25I asked her, not you.
29:29I think he's kind and generous.
29:32And super motivated.
29:34But I think he sells himself short.
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:44Damn, bro.
29:45She sees you.
29:46She's a real one.
29:47All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:53She's, uh, she's great.
29:58Great roommate.
29:59Total chiller.
30:02Right.
30:03Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:24Hey.
30:26So, uh, when's that test again?
30:29Vinyls are almost over.
30:32Yeah, I, uh, I took it yesterday.
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait so I could show you my first A.
30:48Oh, my God.
30:51You did it.
30:52It's over.
30:55Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
31:05I'm a little bit.
31:10I'm a little bit.
31:11Trying to stand up now, but you're too late.
31:15I'm sorry.
31:28So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:34Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:42You got the A.
31:46I got the guy.
31:48You don't even know him.
31:49I'm doing what you told me to.
31:52Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:56Yeah, but...
31:57But what?
31:58I'm not understanding the problem.
32:01It's no problem.
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:08Are you...
32:09Are you jealous?
32:13Zeke.
32:14No.
32:20Right, because you're the one that said no feelings.
32:26Yep.
32:29And I guess our lessons are over.
32:33Yeah, cool.
32:35I better go get ready for my date then.
32:37Wish me luck.
32:39Good luck.
32:42Good luck.
32:44Slowly fall into your arms.
32:49Is there anyone out there?
32:52Anyone, anyone.
32:55I know myself and hear the scars.
32:58Now I'm reaching safe.
33:01Yeah, don't miss you.
33:02Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
33:09before the big game tomorrow.
33:11I'll take my sweet treat upstairs.
33:19Miss you, babe.
33:21Damn, dude.
33:22You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:26Sorry, bro.
33:26Hello.
33:30Zeke?
33:34Excuse you?
33:37Happened to the museum.
33:40We're meeting here.
33:42We were about to head out.
33:44I didn't know.
33:47Right.
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:54You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:57Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:59Don't talk about her like that.
34:14It's hard here.
34:15Round to murder.
34:16Over the second time.
34:29I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:40How was your date with Sam?
34:44It was good.
34:47Cool.
34:50I'm happy for you.
34:53I'm happy for you.
35:26Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:31Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:34Shut up.
35:35You're roomy, though.
35:36Now that is a tough nut to crack.
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey, don't count me out.
35:43You know, you know it's not over until the fat lady's end.
35:47Oh, for sure.
35:49For sure.
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her.
35:53No.
35:54I like winning.
35:55Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:58Like, my...
35:58Oh, wait.
35:59You're done.
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone.
36:02Don't text her.
36:03Don't call her.
36:03Don't even look at her.
36:05Yo, what the hell, dude?
36:06Since when you so whipped?
36:08Yeah.
36:14You're bugging out, Zeke.
36:15What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something.
36:18He's just mad, I guess.
36:19I don't know.
36:20Oh!
36:29Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again.
36:33I'm not doing this with you.
36:35We talked about this.
36:36I lied.
36:37What?
36:39I was jealous.
36:40The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:48It drove me crazy.
36:50He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:56I am.
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
37:08for me.
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
37:14Amelia.
37:15Would you be my girlfriend?
37:20I don't want to come off like a new car.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Of course I will.
37:40God, you're such a good teacher.
37:43I had a good teacher.
37:45Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:50Oh.
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first.
38:07Are you sure?
38:10I am sure.
38:21I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just how it happened.
38:27Would you do it all again, even if I had the same exact impact?
38:33I know.
38:33Sipping on, hanging on, screaming, dripping out words I need it.
38:36Pretty good at conceding, dishing out how I'm treated.
38:38Switching up on no meaning.
38:40That don't make sense, but is this it?
38:42Okay, trying to make it go up.
38:43Breaking that one's off of my face.
38:44Walk to the bottom, found a baby.
38:46Can't you see me?
38:47I like to crash back.
38:48How you used to talk to me.
38:51Flashbang.
38:51How I used to combat you.
38:54Snap back.
38:55Baby, can we count to three?
38:57Can't live with or without you.
38:59Watch me and count at night.
39:01Watch me and count it all
39:02Watch me and count it all
39:05Watch me and count it all
39:10Yeah
39:13That looks really good on you
39:15Hmm?
39:16Mhm
39:19Fortunately I do have a game today
39:20So I'm gonna need that bag
39:23Oh yeah?
39:24Yeah
39:26Prefer it sooner rather than later actually
39:29Sure
39:31We should probably just take it off right now right?
39:36Make me
39:42It's probably just Tessa
39:44Ignore it
39:48Oh
39:49Huh
39:51Damn dude
39:51I guess we owe you 500 bucks huh
39:55You sneaky bastard
39:57Fabian get the hell out of here
39:58Zeke
40:00What is he talking about?
40:02Oh you see we made a bet
40:04Sweetheart on who could fuck you first
40:07Yeah that's enough
40:09Hey feel free to come collect your cash anytime
40:12Oh and uh you forgot this
40:14Toodaloo have a nice life
40:22You know what I can explain okay?
40:24You slept with me to win a bet?
40:25No
40:26No I had nothing to do with it Sam did
40:30That's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:31And you didn't tell me?
40:34How could you do this to me?
40:35How could you lie?
40:37Who's protecting you?
40:40What great job
40:42And Amelia
40:43Please
40:43Don't touch me
41:06It's Tessa
41:10I'm sorry for texting you
41:12You absolutely should have texted me
41:16No no he's
41:17He's your brother
41:18I just I didn't know who else to talk to
41:21You can always talk to me
41:24I used to be able to talk to him and now
41:28I can't even look at him
41:31You want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him
41:34Tempting
41:34Tempting
41:36No honestly
41:39This is probably for the best
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:46You love him
41:48Don't you?
41:51I don't know
41:52All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:56It's like he's pulling me like gravity
42:03But he doesn't feel the same way
42:05Of course he does
42:07My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff
42:10But I know he cares about you
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you
42:16If you really cared about me he never would have lied
42:21God I feel so stupid
42:25Let me talk to him
42:26I'll set him straight I swear
42:27No, no
42:28It's fine
42:31Pretty soon
42:32He'll be off in New York
42:34And we'll be in LA
42:37And we'll never have to see each other again
42:54We need to talk
42:58I don't feel like it
42:58The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
43:03I know mom raised you better
43:05She told me to leave her alone
43:07Do you care about her?
43:08Of course I do
43:10That's not the point
43:12The point is I'm not good enough for her
43:14I hurt her Tessa, it's just who I am
43:17I'm not a relationship guy, you know this
43:20Okay, enough
43:21You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:24You commit to being in a relationship
43:25I mean it's literally that easy
43:28You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:31So it's time to grow up and go get your girl
43:36She deserves better than me
43:37So be better
43:47Hey
43:49Can I talk to you?
43:52If you want
44:05Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger
44:10This is a Dodger's home
44:16I'm sorry
44:18Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner
44:24You should have
44:28I thought I was protecting you
44:30I thought I was doing the right thing
44:34But the right thing isn't lying to you
44:38So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out
44:45I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly
44:49When it comes to you, I wanna be forever
44:55I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are
44:59I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that
45:02Brings you flowers and writes you poetry
45:07I wanna be everything you want
45:10Everything you deserve
45:14So tell me
45:17What do you want?
45:22I want
45:26I want
45:28I wanna trust myself
45:31And I
45:32I wanna follow what feels good
45:38And I don't wanna hold back
45:42I want you, Zeke
45:48You too?
45:50Of course I do
45:58Thank God
46:00Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter
46:04He did what?
46:07Told you, this is the Dodger home
46:10I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees
46:12So when you move to L.A.
46:15We'll be there together
46:18And what if I said no?
46:20Mmm
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:26Lasagna
46:28And we just say no
46:32Go back in, Yia
46:38Oh yeah
46:41Yeah
46:42Oh yeah
46:43Oh yeah
46:44Oh yeah
46:45Oh yeah
46:45Oh yeah
46:45Oh yeah
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