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00:00:10For five whole years, Sheila, you were my world.
00:00:16I would have done anything for you.
00:00:18But today, you'll get what you really want from me.
00:00:24A divorce.
00:00:36Happy Anniversary.
00:00:42Now, you can be with your one true love.
00:00:51Yeah, come for me, baby.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:04Oh, Bryce.
00:01:12When we first met, I nursed you back to health.
00:01:16I cooked.
00:01:18I cleaned.
00:01:19I fumigated our home so you'd be safe from mold spores.
00:01:23No matter how perfect I made your life, it was never enough.
00:01:30It's clear now.
00:01:32Your perfect life doesn't include my love.
00:01:37One final night, and then I'll give you the sweetest gift of all.
00:01:41Freedom.
00:01:47Midnight, and you're still not home.
00:01:50Normally, I'd be worried sick, but I'm done waiting around for you.
00:01:56Yeah, I just got home.
00:01:58Sheila.
00:02:00For me?
00:02:02Sheila, this is beautiful.
00:02:03Thank you for the show, Bryce.
00:02:05It's Bryce again.
00:02:10Excuse me.
00:02:13You crazy fuck.
00:02:16Look what you just did.
00:02:19You were out with Bryce on our anniversary.
00:02:22God, stop with this jealousy shit.
00:02:24I just went to the beach.
00:02:26Sheila, you have a deadly coral allergy.
00:02:28You can't just go first.
00:02:30I know, I know, okay?
00:02:31It was just a moonlit skinny dip.
00:02:34Skinny dipping.
00:02:35You went skinny dipping.
00:02:36Bryce, tonight.
00:02:37We didn't want to get our clothes by, okay?
00:02:40I could barely see it by.
00:02:42Oh, my God.
00:02:45I made you a cake.
00:02:47Oh, my God.
00:02:48Can I not get one fucking moment of peace?
00:02:50You were so goddamn right.
00:02:52And you know what?
00:02:52I'd fund your entire life.
00:02:54And if you didn't have me, you'd be a nobody.
00:02:59No cake for nobodies.
00:03:08I would be somebody if not for you.
00:03:11The ocean was to be my home.
00:03:13I was set to be the top deep-sea explorer for Sea Lab.
00:03:20Set a course for the trench.
00:03:22Full speed ahead.
00:03:27You are in high marks of bravery.
00:03:29But sometimes dreams must take a back seat to duty.
00:03:36Hugo.
00:03:38You'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
00:03:42Harry, you rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid.
00:03:45She was my first friend.
00:03:48No question.
00:03:51Good man, you know.
00:03:54But now it's all over, and we can both be happy.
00:03:59Sheila, we need to talk.
00:04:01I can't.
00:04:02Late to you, Bryce.
00:04:07Sheila, you will have your whole life to be with Bryce.
00:04:12Come on, Hugo.
00:04:14Enough with this poor, pitiful me shit.
00:04:17And where is my smoothie?
00:04:20We need to discuss this, Sheila.
00:04:22Hugo, you have one job, and that's just to make me my smoothie in the morning so I can be
00:04:27strong.
00:04:27Can you do nothing right?
00:04:31I, I, what?
00:04:33Like, hello?
00:04:34Can you stop me to speak?
00:04:37Jesus.
00:04:38What are you moping about, anyway?
00:04:40I promised your father I'd marry you.
00:04:43But it all ends today.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48Hi, babe.
00:04:56I'll be right there.
00:04:58Do you know what you just signed?
00:05:00Signed?
00:05:00Don't sign.
00:05:01Who gives a shit, Hugo?
00:05:02Only you can control your attitude.
00:05:05Sorry I'm late, Bryce.
00:05:06My so-called husband wouldn't make me a damn smoothie.
00:05:08If you need extra nutrition, I have something I can give you.
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:13So you're going to give me what I need?
00:05:15Oh, yeah.
00:05:16It'll fill you up.
00:05:18You hear that?
00:05:19Bryce is going to give me anything I want.
00:05:21Why can't you just be a little more like him?
00:05:23Is he now?
00:05:25Clearly that is just beyond you.
00:05:27You know, when my parents got divorced, Bryce spent years researching an entire shark species
00:05:32and he named it after me.
00:05:33Why can't you just do something like that?
00:05:36You think Bryce did that?
00:05:40I spent three years looking for that shark.
00:05:53This is the world's biggest shark.
00:05:59I'm going to name it after my girl back home.
00:06:03Shalannis Amoris.
00:06:20Hugo Presley speaking.
00:06:22Hugo, James Doolittle, president of Sea Labs Enterprises.
00:06:26And we need the best.
00:06:28What is it?
00:06:29It's our most ambitious mission ever.
00:06:31Deep sea, one year, zero contact.
00:06:35Are you in?
00:06:39I thought you'd never ask.
00:06:41So, you're in?
00:06:43Oh, yeah.
00:06:45Outstanding.
00:06:46Your training starts in two days.
00:06:48But I've been out of the water for five years.
00:06:49How did you hear of me?
00:06:52Your father-in-law, Perry McGuire.
00:06:53Let us know you might be interested.
00:06:56Perry.
00:06:59Hugo, come on in.
00:07:01Have a seat.
00:07:02I hear congratulations in order.
00:07:05Perry, I can't thank you enough.
00:07:07Recommending you was the easy part.
00:07:09You're the right man for the job, Hugo.
00:07:11So, what about Sheila?
00:07:14Hugo, remember when Bryce left my daughter?
00:07:20I just bought a castle out there.
00:07:22You see, give it a sniff.
00:07:23Give it a little smell.
00:07:24The best of the best for you.
00:07:27Take that.
00:07:29Sheila, I really, I can't.
00:07:31I got a lot on my plate, so.
00:07:32Come on, ladies.
00:07:41My daughter's life could have ended that day.
00:07:46You marry my daughter, I'll pay you handsomely.
00:07:50I'm not in it for the money, Perry.
00:07:53I needed her and now she needs me.
00:08:01You agreeing to marry Sheila saved my daughter's life.
00:08:06Hugo, it's been five years since you made that selfless decision to marry my decrepit daughter.
00:08:12I think it's time for you to forge your new path, son.
00:08:16You sure that she will be okay?
00:08:20Listen, Sheila's mother cheated on me more than I can count.
00:08:23I just waited too long to divorce her.
00:08:26That was my mistake.
00:08:28I don't want you to repeat my mistake, Hugo.
00:08:31Your debt's been paid.
00:08:33And like mother, like daughter, she was going to regret letting you go until the day she dies.
00:08:37I promise you that.
00:08:40You're a good man, Hugo.
00:08:43I'm proud of you.
00:08:46Thanks, Perry.
00:08:51Oh, fuck.
00:08:53Hugo, you worthless ass.
00:08:55I've been waiting at the door for five minutes.
00:08:59Is this you, Harriet?
00:09:01Don't talk back, you dickless troll.
00:09:04Without my money, you'll be living under a bridge, which is where you belong.
00:09:09Well, I was just leaving.
00:09:14What's this suitcase for?
00:09:17Tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb.
00:09:22No, Harry.
00:09:23Actually, I am wanted elsewhere.
00:09:27Let me think of going.
00:09:30I'll get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it.
00:09:35Fuck.
00:09:40Shine my shoes, boy.
00:09:42Wait until you see what I have planned after for her.
00:09:51Why don't you do mine next, okay?
00:09:56Oh, um, that's my husband.
00:10:01Oh, my God, Hugo.
00:10:02I didn't even, I thought you were the maid.
00:10:04Hey, Bryce.
00:10:08I'm so happy to hear you're moving in.
00:10:11Wait, what?
00:10:13Bryce is moving in?
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:16Oh, quit sulking about it.
00:10:17It has nothing to do with you.
00:10:18It's my house, so I get to decide.
00:10:21Finally.
00:10:22Now Bryce and Sheila can be together.
00:10:24Oh, well, I don't want to be a home right there.
00:10:28What?
00:10:29You're rich, successful, handsome.
00:10:31Unlike her dog of a husband, Hugo.
00:10:34Oh, Harriet, surely you're not calling Hugo a dog.
00:10:37Sheila's little bitch.
00:10:41Mom, Bryce?
00:10:43Oh, don't get upset.
00:10:44They're just teasing.
00:10:46Not upset.
00:10:48Not at all.
00:10:50Excuse me.
00:10:51Wait, where are you going?
00:10:53Does it matter?
00:10:55Hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, I can get a hotel.
00:10:58Oh, no, you're staying here because I could use the company.
00:11:03You sure?
00:11:05I can rent out one of those nice presidential suites we can try on the headboard.
00:11:10Hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel.
00:11:15As you wish.
00:11:17Wait, Hugo.
00:11:19There's enough room in the house for both of your ambrace.
00:11:25Bryce!
00:11:26Bryce, are you okay?
00:11:28I'll be fine.
00:11:30It's just that first class really doesn't number on my back.
00:11:33Yeah, I understand.
00:11:34Well, we'll handle that immediately.
00:11:37You know, go upstairs and run in an Epsom's old bath.
00:11:40Quickly.
00:11:42Well?
00:11:43Chop, chop.
00:11:45Bryce can run his own bath.
00:11:47Why are you being so rude?
00:11:49Bryce is our guest and he's in pain, for God's sake.
00:11:52It's not my problem.
00:11:54What is going into you?
00:11:57Sheila, it's okay.
00:11:58If I had to run my wife's hands to the bath, I'd be crying too.
00:12:02You worthless piece of shit.
00:12:03You are not half the man, Bryce is.
00:12:06Harriet, don't worry about it.
00:12:08Sheila knows how to fix my back right now.
00:12:12You know what would really fix my back?
00:12:16Taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia.
00:12:23How did you get a table?
00:12:25I pulled a few strings.
00:12:28Hugo could come too.
00:12:29Yeah, we could get him in a spot at the bar.
00:12:35Wonderful.
00:12:36So nice, Bryce.
00:12:40Give me your walk, bitch.
00:12:43Sheila.
00:12:59Let's call the police.
00:13:02That's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo.
00:13:05It's too bad I can't let you be the hero.
00:13:09Oh, does that hurt?
00:13:11Does that hurt?
00:13:14You're almost as tight as your wife.
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Oh, son of a bitch got me!
00:13:21Bryce, oh my God.
00:13:22Oh my God.
00:13:23It's Bryce, are you okay?
00:13:24What happened?
00:13:24I was trying to find out the mother, but he cut me.
00:13:27I should have just ran away like you.
00:13:30Coward!
00:13:31You abandoned Bryce and almost got me killed!
00:13:33Fuck, I've been stabbed.
00:13:35Hugo, do you mind?
00:13:37Bryce got hurt trying to protect us.
00:13:39Jesus Christ!
00:13:41Hugo, you can walk to the hospital.
00:13:43Bryce, look at all this blood.
00:13:45I'm dying.
00:13:46If I die, I'm just happy I couldn't save you, Sheila.
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:52I'm not going to let you die.
00:13:53Hugo, call an ambulance right now.
00:13:55Bryce, it's okay.
00:13:56Hugo, do as I say now.
00:13:59You useless whatsoever.
00:14:01Bryce, no, no, no, no.
00:14:02Hugo!
00:14:03Hugo!
00:14:28Oh, yeah.
00:14:31Oh, yeah.
00:14:33Oh, yeah.
00:14:41Hugo, why are you spying on us?
00:14:44The doctor already banished up your scrape, you can go.
00:14:47Scrape?
00:14:47This isn't a scrape, Sheila, I was stabbed.
00:14:52Do you want to explain to me why Bryce is naked and shiny?
00:14:56Hugo, I don't appreciate you talking about my body like that.
00:14:59Yeah, I'm so sorry about this.
00:15:02Excuse us.
00:15:06Bryce's back was already hurt, and you're the one who refused to give him a bath.
00:15:10So giving him a massage, that's the least I can do after what happened last night.
00:15:14I knocked the mugger out, and I woke up on the floor.
00:15:17Okay, look, I'm not here to keep score, and honestly, a real man would just be happy that I'm safe.
00:15:24Unbelievable.
00:15:25I saved you, and you just want to take care of Bryce?
00:15:28You're imagining things. I choose you all the time.
00:15:31Sheila?
00:15:33Would you mind giving me a sponge bath?
00:15:36I don't want to blow my back out.
00:15:40You want her to help you with what?
00:15:42You control yourself.
00:15:44The only reason why I'm giving him a bath is because he has oil all over him.
00:15:48What do you want him to do? Slip and fall?
00:15:51That's all right, Sheila.
00:15:52Jealous people lash out sometimes.
00:15:54Hey, if you feel uneasy with Sheila giving me a bath, maybe you could sponge me.
00:16:00Sponge yourself, Bryce.
00:16:03Your choice.
00:16:04Come on, Sheila.
00:16:07But thanks for keeping it warm for me.
00:16:12Oh, you're too good to miss you all.
00:16:14Oh, I know.
00:16:24I think you're missing a spot.
00:16:28Where?
00:16:29Under the towel.
00:16:41Hugo, the time has come for your sub training.
00:16:43Is your wife okay with you leaving for the whole year?
00:16:46That's none of her concern.
00:16:48How's that?
00:16:49Because we're divorced.
00:16:53What do you mean divorced?
00:17:01Who are you telling we're divorced?
00:17:04Some slut you're trying to cheat with?
00:17:08Sheila, it's time I tell you.
00:17:11We are officially divorced.
00:17:14No.
00:17:15No, that can't be.
00:17:17You signed the paperwork already.
00:17:20That's impossible.
00:17:22I don't sign things.
00:17:24You did.
00:17:26You signed it this morning in the kitchen.
00:17:28No.
00:17:30Here.
00:17:30I'll be right there.
00:17:32No, that makes no sense.
00:17:35Hugo.
00:17:38I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
00:17:41You know what?
00:17:42It's fine, Bryce.
00:17:43I was just leaving.
00:17:46Well, great.
00:17:47So we're all good then.
00:17:50Sheila says mine's a lot bigger.
00:17:52You feel for yourself if you want to.
00:17:58Oh, my God.
00:18:00Hugo.
00:18:05I am so sorry about him.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Come on.
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:14You wanna watch any helicopters?
00:18:15You're snotty boy.
00:18:19We're finished, Sheila.
00:18:22C-Lab, the captain is on his way.
00:18:26No more sacrifice.
00:18:27No more begging.
00:18:29I choose me.
00:18:35Welcome back, Hugo.
00:18:37You ready to get to work?
00:18:38Hugo!
00:18:39Hugo!
00:18:40Hugo!
00:18:42Hugo!
00:18:42Hugo!
00:18:43Hugo!
00:19:20Hugo!
00:19:20Five minutes.
00:19:21That's a new record.
00:19:29You really think he can pull this off?
00:19:31Anyone can do it.
00:19:32Hugo, can.
00:19:35I'm impressed with what I've seen.
00:19:37Recently seen it, too.
00:19:45Hugo!
00:19:46Hugo!
00:19:47You are the best of the best.
00:19:51Thank you, sir.
00:19:53The sub leaves in one week.
00:19:55We wanna see wild boys.
00:19:56Now's the time.
00:19:59The sub-
00:19:59The sub-
00:20:09473 missed calls.
00:20:10Hugo, where have you been?
00:20:12I've been worried sick.
00:20:13Please, just come home.
00:20:15See, that does carry on.
00:20:19Hugo, where are you, Hugo?
00:20:34where have you been you have absolutely no idea what I've been through sorry there's no service
00:20:41on the summer I had to fire at least a dozen Jeff because nobody understands my dietary
00:20:46restrictions like you do so that's the way it is you didn't miss me you missed my smoothies
00:20:52you go I think it's time that you quit your job you think I'm a janitor or whatever your title
00:21:06is
00:21:06just stay home and take care of me I'll increase your loans by 8% I promise you you'll be
00:21:14so much
00:21:14happier your entitlement has made you blind Sheila no matter what you say I will never give up on my
00:21:22dream again Sheila we're divorced why do you keep saying that silly little thing because we are you
00:21:33sign the papers it's a thing I know you're upset about Bryce but he's gone now no more bath time
00:21:39so please just forget this divorce fantasy and move back in with me oh that reminds me I got you
00:21:46something want to know what it is your very own habit helicopter
00:21:55a helicopter what good is a helicopter under the sea
00:22:13well well well look who's come crawling back good to see you Hugo looks like this place is gonna get
00:22:20more crowded huh oh really why is that well I've grown tired of the roots here I thought I'd move
00:22:26back in oh well Hugo was just about to move back in oh great plenty of room on the couch
00:22:33right
00:22:34uh Hugo uh Sheila I saw the helicopter finally you bought one for Bryce what you bought me a
00:22:41helicopter I was one of those mom why do you assume the helicopter is for Bryce well it obviously isn't
00:22:49for Hugo you don't even buy him a card on his birthdays why is she going to hold me the
00:22:55keys
00:22:58those are worth more than your life you can keep your gifts Sheila the sea is my home now hot
00:23:06diggity
00:23:07dog it's uh fitting that you got me a helicopter Sheila is that because of my special talent
00:23:13oh this is so exciting Bryce where are you going to take Sheila first oh good question I'm thinking
00:23:21Park City maybe Catalina maybe Barcelona yeah um please stop Hugo is right here good point Hugo
00:23:33why don't you grab us a couple glasses of champagne actually what do we need four celebrate I want
00:23:38to christen my new chopper Sir Reginald Jr she met Sir Reginald Sr last night well on your way
00:23:49look at him just staring at us like an idiot can't even pour a glass of champagne for his queen
00:24:00laugh it up while you can in one week I'll be a deep sea explorer and out of your life
00:24:06forever
00:24:14Hugo are you playing with your silly little toys again
00:24:16I'm not playing Sheila this is for my mission
00:24:22right anyway today is my family's annual golf fundraiser and I got you a new outfit
00:24:27so go change I'm in the middle of work
00:24:33your job is to be my husband Hugo not anymore Sheila we're divorced you sign the papers
00:24:46quit joking around my father expects you I should thank Perry before my mission
00:24:54fine we'll go
00:25:05look how pathetic my so-called son-in-law looks he's a grade-a bozo she deserves a real man
00:25:13like Bryce
00:25:14rich successful I keep telling her ditch him be with a real man
00:25:22don't worry about it Hugo only part of what they say is true well maybe they're right Bryce
00:25:28maybe you should give it a shot
00:25:31what a sad pathetic little man you are Hugo you know you'll never be anything more than a poor
00:25:37sniveling orphan boy you really thought he was good enough to be Sheila's husband she's way out of his
00:25:44he doesn't give her what she needs so he's willing to be cuckolded by a real man
00:25:51I find it odd how invested you are in your daughter's sex life
00:25:55first of all second of all doesn't matter Sheila and I are divorced
00:26:02that means she's free to be with Bryce remember how devastated she was all those years ago when he left
00:26:08she cried for days she was nearly institutionalized but now she's found her one true love Bryce
00:26:18it's like a fairy tale Sheila and Bryce
00:26:23my daughter's been waiting to be with you her entire life
00:26:27don't make her wait any longer
00:26:29what do you say you wanna
00:26:32go putt around
00:26:34make a move
00:26:35make a move
00:26:37make a move
00:26:40can we not get so upset Hugo they're just messing around
00:26:44oh Sheila through all your abuse you never once defended me
00:26:48you never respected me as your husband at all
00:26:52what are you talking about
00:26:54just admit it Sheila
00:26:56I've never been anything more than a butler to you
00:27:01that's ridiculous
00:27:02I never made you queen
00:27:11bye bitch
00:27:13Hugo
00:27:14Harry
00:27:15long time no see
00:27:17I'm so sorry you had to be here today
00:27:20disgusted with these mongrel dogs I call a family
00:27:23well I'm glad you're here
00:27:24I wanted to see you and
00:27:25pay my respects
00:27:27without you Perry I
00:27:29without me you'd be living your dream already son
00:27:32look you've done more than I can
00:27:35you'll understand when you have your own daughter
00:27:37I can't help but feel like I
00:27:41like I failed
00:27:42you didn't fail Hugo my daughter failed you
00:27:44look you can't make someone love you
00:27:47you can't make someone give love
00:27:53leaving is the only way you're gonna find it
00:27:55you sure I'll find it so easily
00:27:58no
00:27:59these wasted years are gonna haunt your dreams
00:28:02but
00:28:03your nightmare is over now
00:28:05your life is yours
00:28:08another thing
00:28:09all this love you've been given
00:28:11it will come back to you I promise
00:28:13that's how the universe works
00:28:17I'm gonna miss having you as my dad
00:28:18father-in-law
00:28:19you still call me dad
00:28:24listen Perry there's one thing
00:28:27it's important to me that Sheila never finds out about the marriage contract
00:28:32okay agreement between us
00:28:34stays between us I'll take it to the grave
00:28:37one more thing
00:28:38anything
00:28:39she can't know about the mission
00:28:43why not Hugo don't you want her to
00:28:46see how well you're doing
00:28:53it's the only way I can move on
00:28:54Perry
00:28:56to explore the deep sea
00:28:58where my heart can find peace
00:29:01I understand
00:29:03I made up my mind
00:29:05I'm going away for good now
00:29:13you're leaving
00:29:17were you planning on going somewhere without telling me
00:29:23I'm having him do some son-in-law stuff for me Sheila
00:29:27well you've never had him do son-in-law stuff for you before
00:29:32he's a new man now Sheila
00:29:33all right as long as he doesn't miss his tea time
00:29:41hey Hugo where are your golf clubs
00:29:43my what
00:29:44you didn't bring clubs to a golf game
00:29:50that actually works out perfectly
00:29:52if Sheila and I could actually use a caddy
00:29:57I'm not carrying your golf clubs Bryce
00:30:01keep dreaming
00:30:04Hugo
00:30:06caddy for us
00:30:07please
00:30:08you know what Sheila
00:30:11I think it's best you go on without me
00:30:14Hugo can you stop ruining the vibe of the party
00:30:17just because you're jealous you brought clubs and you didn't
00:30:19grow up a fan
00:30:21the second this game is over
00:30:24I'm leaving you for good
00:30:26I'm not jealous Sheila
00:30:28in fact I couldn't care less about this game
00:30:31perfect
00:30:31perfect
00:30:32you can just watch then
00:30:34and I promise after we can do whatever it is that you want to do
00:30:38like what
00:30:41Sheila
00:30:42you got first
00:30:46looks like Sheila needs some hands-on attention
00:30:54I think they're dynamite in the sack
00:30:57Hugo never could satisfy her the way Bryce does
00:31:02watch how good he makes me feel
00:31:04I got it
00:31:12let's get a picture with your swing coach
00:31:14all right
00:31:15all right
00:31:19make yourself useful for once
00:31:20take a picture of them
00:31:25Bryce and Sheila
00:31:26Bryce and Sheila
00:31:28Bryce and Sheila
00:31:29Bryce and Sheila
00:31:32let's have the lovebirds kiss
00:31:36kiss
00:31:36kiss
00:31:38kiss
00:31:39kiss
00:31:39kiss
00:31:39kiss
00:31:57oh honey check it out
00:31:59oh my
00:32:01oh
00:32:02nice
00:32:04oh
00:32:06sorry
00:32:26don't forget to turn off the light
00:32:31hey Sheila
00:32:41it was always easy for you with Bryce
00:32:44because you never loved me
00:32:50they would have beautiful children
00:32:53it's like a scene from a movie
00:32:55I do hope we got a good picture
00:33:02my camera
00:33:03Hugo you ruined everything
00:33:06their perfect moment destroyed by jealous Butterfingers here
00:33:10it was an accident
00:33:11accident
00:33:12I think you did it on purpose to get back at Sheila for being so sexy
00:33:20why did you drop our cameras?
00:33:22you're gonna accuse me
00:33:23after everything that I've done for you?
00:33:26all you've done today is act like a little bitch
00:33:29apologize to Tony
00:33:31apologize?
00:33:32he better lick my custom golf shoes
00:33:35you get down on your knees and apologize to Tonya this instant
00:33:47oh my god
00:33:49Hugo
00:33:51Hugo
00:33:51are you okay?
00:33:53yeah
00:33:53I'm fine
00:33:55oh no
00:33:55we need to go
00:33:56to the hospital
00:33:58I saw the whole thing
00:33:59he's just faking it for attention
00:34:01he jumped in front of that golf ball
00:34:02yes
00:34:03I saw it too
00:34:04leave it to Hugo
00:34:05to milk it for sympathy
00:34:07This is the most attention he's ever gotten from Sheila.
00:34:13My knee!
00:34:14Bryce, my darling, what happened?
00:34:17I was knocked over in all the commotion somehow, I don't know.
00:34:20What's wrong? Who hurt you?
00:34:23Sheila, Bryce is in a lot of pain. He needs your help.
00:34:27It hurts really bad.
00:34:29Go to Bryce.
00:34:31Go to Bryce, go ahead.
00:34:32Why?
00:34:33Because you love him.
00:34:47I'm healing my angel!
00:34:54Finally, I'd have abandoned this crybaby a long time ago.
00:34:59Look at him, bleeding all over the fresh green.
00:35:03Someone needs to take him out back and put him out of his misery.
00:35:07Get up, baby!
00:35:09Sheila's not going to give you any attention.
00:35:13Hugo doesn't understand how to be a real man.
00:35:16No, you don't understand.
00:35:19Sheila and I are divorced.
00:35:27I thought I'd find you here, sulking about. Here.
00:35:32What is it?
00:35:35Pills, Hugo. Do I have to read for you too?
00:35:39Sheila insisted that I bring them to you.
00:35:42This should help with my concussion.
00:35:44You don't have a brain to concuss.
00:35:47Faking a divorce for attention.
00:35:50It's real, Harriet.
00:35:52Take a look for yourself.
00:35:57Just like the one Perry gave me.
00:35:59Have a nice life.
00:36:01Goodbye.
00:36:03Where do you think you're going?
00:36:06Don't just turn your back on me.
00:36:09Hugo, answer me!
00:36:10When will you be back?
00:36:14Never.
00:36:24I'm going to try to eat something.
00:36:28There you go.
00:36:32Got it.
00:36:34Okay.
00:36:35Where's your president?
00:36:37Hugo, C-Lab is in trouble.
00:36:40We need you back on the team.
00:36:45I'm so sorry.
00:36:46But I can't.
00:36:47My wife is in the hospital.
00:36:49I understand.
00:36:57Hugo!
00:36:59I'm home.
00:37:08Where's my smoothie?
00:37:11I have to do everything.
00:37:14What do I even let you live here for?
00:37:21Ahoy, matey.
00:37:22This is Hugo.
00:37:23Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I've got my sea legs.
00:37:28Hugo, enough with the concussion.
00:37:30Sack up and just get over it.
00:37:32This place is an absolute mess.
00:37:43Here you go.
00:37:46Where is my smoothie?
00:37:49M'lady?
00:37:54Here, honey.
00:38:01My mouth is still cold.
00:38:02What?
00:38:07Have fun at the party tonight.
00:38:08Have fun at the party tonight.
00:38:13No.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17I can't.
00:38:17I can't breathe.
00:38:19I can't.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21No.
00:38:22No.
00:38:23Hugo.
00:38:24No.
00:38:26No.
00:38:28No.
00:38:30No.
00:38:34Hugo.
00:38:34You always have treats in the candy jar.
00:38:37I'm lazy stashed.
00:38:56Hugo.
00:38:59Hugo, where are you?
00:39:08Hi.
00:39:09Hi.
00:39:09Hi.
00:39:09Is this 911?
00:39:11I need to file a missing persons report.
00:39:14My husband.
00:39:16He hit his head and he keeps saying that we're divorced and I don't know where he went.
00:39:22I think it's all my fault.
00:39:28What?
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30Yes, I have a photo of him.
00:39:32Hugo.
00:39:33Hugo.
00:39:34Hugo.
00:39:37Um.
00:39:39Oh my God.
00:39:41I don't remember his last name.
00:39:45What?
00:39:46No.
00:39:47What do you mean you can't help me?
00:39:49What do you mean?
00:39:50No.
00:39:52No.
00:39:52No.
00:39:53No.
00:39:56No.
00:39:56No.
00:39:58Oh my God.
00:40:02Hugo.
00:40:03Joey.
00:40:03Is it you?
00:40:05Hello, sweetie.
00:40:07Look who I brought.
00:40:08Your new man.
00:40:11Mom, I knew I was missing and I don't know where he went.
00:40:16Music to my ears.
00:40:18Finally we're free of that freeloading to work.
00:40:25Sweetie.
00:40:26Hey, I got an idea.
00:40:27Why don't we go skinny dipping in the jacuzzi and forget all about this, huh?
00:40:36Does it look like I want to go skinny dipping in the fucking jacuzzi?
00:40:40Honey, you are now free to date Bryce again.
00:40:46I don't have time to date my husband and my son.
00:40:53But Bryce can give you so much more than Hugo ever could.
00:40:56No, I don't want Bryce!
00:40:59God!
00:41:04You know, I'm skinny dipping in the jacuzzi, because I am going to go find my husband.
00:41:11Oh yeah? Do you know where he is?
00:41:14Yeah, but I'm not someone who am I.
00:41:23Sheila, what's wrong, honey?
00:41:25Dad, I need help.
00:41:29What is this, sweet pea?
00:41:32I have been searching, everywhere, for Hugo.
00:41:36I think someone's kidnapped him.
00:41:38What makes you think anyone's kidnapped you, though?
00:41:41Because he's Hugo.
00:41:43He's always exactly where he's supposed to be, and now I can't get in touch with him.
00:41:48Wait, do you think somebody stole his phone?
00:41:51I highly doubt that.
00:41:53Why?
00:41:55Do you know where he is?
00:41:58It's not something I can share, honey.
00:42:01And why not?
00:42:04A debt paid long ago.
00:42:08You took my daughter's hand, Hugo.
00:42:11You'll always have my loyalty.
00:42:12I think I did.
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:21I do remember seeing a divorce agreement, but Hugo would never sign that.
00:42:26Right?
00:42:27Think again, Sheila.
00:42:29The divorce is finalized.
00:42:32Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:34He left you.
00:42:37No, no, no, no, no, that can't be.
00:42:39No.
00:42:41It is, Sheila.
00:42:42Papers were filed this morning.
00:42:45Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:47He left you.
00:42:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:49This isn't fair!
00:42:53No, no, no.
00:42:56But why would Hugo want to leave me, huh?
00:42:59What?
00:42:59Over some innocent stuff with Bryce?
00:43:01Innocent!
00:43:02Sheila, I saw you kiss Bryce at the golf course.
00:43:05No, that was just a harmless joke.
00:43:07It was a joke that Hugo blew out of proportion.
00:43:11Have you ever kissed Hugo like that?
00:43:13Yeah, but...
00:43:14Nobody asked me to.
00:43:17Have you told Hugo you followed the question?
00:43:19In more than words.
00:43:22Listen.
00:43:24Husband needs to be treated like a king.
00:43:26And if he isn't, he'll find a queen that will.
00:43:29Nobody treated Hugo like me.
00:43:31You don't understand, Dad.
00:43:33I don't want to be with Bryce.
00:43:35I...
00:43:36I miss Hugo.
00:43:41Sheila.
00:43:42Honey.
00:43:47If you only miss someone when they're not there,
00:43:50then you'll really love them in the first place.
00:43:53But I can show him that I've changed.
00:43:55I swear.
00:43:56I swear on my life.
00:43:59This isn't over.
00:44:13One day I will be one with the sea.
00:44:18Sheila, Sheila.
00:44:24Authorized personnel only.
00:44:30I am Hugo's wife.
00:44:33And I demand to know where he is.
00:44:37Well?
00:44:39I'm afraid that information is classified.
00:44:43And last time I checked,
00:44:46Hugo didn't have a wife.
00:44:47Oh, he thinks we're a divorce.
00:44:51He's on some midlife crisis trip.
00:44:56Is that so?
00:44:57Yes.
00:44:58He's always been jealous of Bryce
00:45:00because he discovered a shark species
00:45:01and named it after me.
00:45:03Oh.
00:45:03And that's why he goes here at Sea Lab.
00:45:05Because he wants to find a shark of his own.
00:45:08What shark are you referring to?
00:45:10Shilidus Amoris.
00:45:15You mean...
00:45:21This shark?
00:45:25Shilidus Amoris.
00:45:27Sea Lab's greatest discovery.
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:30That's it.
00:45:31That's the shark that Bryce named after me.
00:45:35But it wasn't Bryce.
00:45:38It was Hugo.
00:45:41No.
00:45:42That can't be.
00:45:44Bryce is nothing but a poser.
00:45:46To let him captain a ship
00:45:47would be a suicide mission.
00:45:51But...
00:45:52Then...
00:45:53Then why did Hugo let Bryce take all the credit
00:45:55all these years?
00:45:57Because you'd never listen.
00:46:01He never told me.
00:46:19To us
00:46:22and our future
00:46:24together.
00:46:28Oh, Hugo.
00:46:32Hugo, come back to me.
00:46:35I love it.
00:46:39Sheila?
00:46:40What happened?
00:46:42Sheila?
00:46:43What are you doing?
00:46:46That is none of your business.
00:46:51So, what's going on here?
00:46:54I'm eating now.
00:46:56It's for Hugo.
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:13Mom.
00:47:14Why would you do that?
00:47:17I can't stand to see you on the floor
00:47:19sniveling over your limp dick ex-husband.
00:47:22He is not
00:47:23my ex.
00:47:27I
00:47:28I am going to get him back.
00:47:31Bryce is right here.
00:47:33And his family business
00:47:34is worth billions.
00:47:36Well,
00:47:38I don't care about the money.
00:47:40Hugo is there for me
00:47:41and
00:47:42I pushed her away.
00:47:47You so sure about that?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:55Hugo stole millions of dollars
00:47:57of crypto
00:47:57right from under your nose.
00:48:03Hugo would never steal from me.
00:48:06But he did.
00:48:07That boy scout bullshit of his
00:48:08was just an act.
00:48:09He knew he'd get nothing
00:48:10from the prenup
00:48:11so he slimmed off the top.
00:48:13And to think
00:48:13I actually trusted him.
00:48:17How do you know?
00:48:19Hmm?
00:48:21Hmm?
00:48:21Where's the proof?
00:48:22Proof?
00:48:23Mm-hmm.
00:48:24Hi, look at your checking account.
00:48:27No.
00:48:30No.
00:48:31I don't
00:48:32I don't
00:48:34believe it.
00:48:35Mm-mm.
00:48:35It's impossible.
00:48:36Hugo would never steal from me.
00:48:38Sweetheart,
00:48:39the only reason
00:48:40you should be looking for
00:48:41Hugo
00:48:41is to get justice.
00:48:44These crimes
00:48:45are punishable by death.
00:48:59$40,000 in Epsom salt?
00:49:02Jesus, Hugo.
00:49:06Miss Sheila,
00:49:08I'm ready to leave.
00:49:26Miss Sheila,
00:49:28why are you so upset?
00:49:30Oh, it's nothing, Lupe.
00:49:33Hey, oh,
00:49:34oh, tell me it's nothing.
00:49:35What are all these papers
00:49:37doing here?
00:49:39All right.
00:49:40You promise not to say anything?
00:49:42Of course.
00:49:45Hugo has been stealing crypto
00:49:47from me.
00:49:48Oh!
00:49:50Sheila,
00:49:50that's impossible.
00:49:52Impossible?
00:49:53The proof is right here.
00:49:55And you know what?
00:49:56I need to find him
00:49:56so I can get him arrested.
00:50:01Hi,
00:50:01911?
00:50:02I would like to report
00:50:03a really big theft.
00:50:04Miss Sheila!
00:50:06Lupe!
00:50:07Hugo would never do anything like that.
00:50:09And I can prove it.
00:50:10Oh,
00:50:11you have proof that he's innocent?
00:50:13Yes, I do.
00:50:15Follow me.
00:50:17Well, this better be good.
00:50:25So, this is Hugo's bedroom.
00:50:31I've never been in here before.
00:50:34You were all Mr. Hugo's possessions.
00:50:41It's the tie I accidentally got him
00:50:42for his birthday.
00:50:46He loved that tie.
00:50:48That was his prized possession.
00:50:53Oh,
00:50:54is that a tie for Mr. Hugo's birthday?
00:50:58My drunk goddamn business,
00:51:00Lupe.
00:51:01It's for Bryce.
00:51:03Oh my gosh,
00:51:04you remembered my birthday?
00:51:06Sheila?
00:51:09You got this tie for me?
00:51:17He wore that tie every day.
00:51:20He was so happy.
00:51:21That was the only thing
00:51:23you ever got him.
00:51:26Hey, Sheila.
00:51:28Check it out.
00:51:29I'm wearing the tie you got me.
00:51:33Hey, Sheila.
00:51:34Look.
00:51:36The new tie you got me.
00:51:51No way, Mr. Hugo's true.
00:51:54He had so little.
00:51:56But he loved you so much.
00:52:01Oh, Hugo.
00:52:03Where could you be?
00:52:19Hold her steady.
00:52:21It's okay.
00:52:22No need to panic.
00:52:23Captain Hugo,
00:52:24we're in uncharted waters.
00:52:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:52:32Press on.
00:52:34The discovery of a lifetime's up ahead.
00:52:43Sir?
00:52:45They found something.
00:52:51What could that be?
00:52:53What could that be?
00:53:02At long last,
00:53:06I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
00:53:08I've done it.
00:53:11I've discovered the city of Atlantis.
00:53:14We were so cute.
00:53:15Oh, my God.
00:53:16Oh, my God.
00:53:23We were so cute.
00:53:26Breaking news.
00:53:28Officials at Sea Lab have announced the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis.
00:53:32Sea and I have secured an interview with the heroic submarine captain who made this discovery.
00:53:37Patching in, Hugo Presley.
00:53:41Could this be my Hugo?
00:53:44Hugo, can you hear me?
00:53:46Yes, I can.
00:53:47Hugo, how does it feel to be the bravest man in the briny deep?
00:53:51Oh, it took a village to find Atlantis.
00:53:54I couldn't do it without my team.
00:53:57Your wife must be proud.
00:54:00I don't have a wife.
00:54:02The ocean is my one true love.
00:54:05Let's get lonely.
00:54:07Hugo, we're going to take some collars.
00:54:15Hello, collar.
00:54:16What would you like to say to Captain Hugo?
00:54:19Hugo?
00:54:19It's me.
00:54:21Sheila.
00:54:23Your wife.
00:54:24I can recognize your voice.
00:54:27I'm so sorry.
00:54:28You must have me confused for someone else.
00:54:31Hugo, what?
00:54:33No, I know it's you.
00:54:35Please.
00:54:36Please come home.
00:54:39It breaks my heart to say this.
00:54:42But I'm afraid I don't know who you are.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:47No.
00:54:48Hugo.
00:54:51Hugo.
00:54:52Hugo.
00:54:54Hugo.
00:54:56Hugo!
00:54:57No!
00:55:00No!
00:55:01Hugo!
00:55:02No!
00:55:02No!
00:55:03No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:05No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:09No!
00:55:09No!
00:55:10No!
00:55:11No!
00:55:11No!
00:55:12No!
00:55:17No!
00:55:43There he is, Mr. President, the man of the hour.
00:55:51Captain Hugo, I hereby present you with the Deep Sea Medal of Bravery.
00:55:59The highest honor for Seaman.
00:56:02I am truly honored, thank you.
00:56:06I also have something for you.
00:56:12This is the crown of Atlantis, the crown of the sea.
00:56:19What a discovery.
00:56:21That's what I do.
00:56:23Well, I too have something for you.
00:56:30Perry.
00:56:32My son-in-law, the hero.
00:56:34Or should I say, my friend.
00:56:37Brothers.
00:56:39I remember that.
00:56:41You look amazing.
00:56:44I have someone I want you to meet.
00:56:46Well, any friend of Perry's is a friend of mine.
00:56:49Is it a scientist or a patron?
00:56:52Well, they made this mission possible for you.
00:56:54She's taken a key interest in Seaman.
00:56:57She?
00:57:01Hmm.
00:57:03So you're the hero explorer everyone's been raving about.
00:57:06Oh, I don't know about all that.
00:57:11My name's Hugo Presley.
00:57:14Madeline Lord.
00:57:20My pleasure.
00:57:21Miss Lorde is the heir to the Lorde family fortune.
00:57:24And she's the CEO of Sea Lab Enterprises.
00:57:30Well, that is quite the resume, Miss Lorde.
00:57:33You should see the rest of me.
00:57:37You're blushing.
00:57:40I'm sorry.
00:57:42Being ten thousand leagues under the sea for-
00:57:44Not many women down there.
00:57:46Not like you.
00:57:49Well, I do have many questions about your expedition.
00:57:53Would you like a tour of the sub?
00:57:56What would I need a tour for?
00:57:58I designed it.
00:58:00Of course you did.
00:58:01But I-
00:58:02Unless you were hoping to get a little alone time.
00:58:06Which I would be happy to accommodate.
00:58:13Do you have time?
00:58:16I don't.
00:58:19But you do deserve a hero's welcome.
00:58:39Welcome to the submarine.
00:58:43Hugo, this is amazing.
00:58:48I'm very proud of it.
00:58:50You know, some of the greatest discoveries were made right where you're standing.
00:58:57Incredible.
00:58:58Hugo, I have a question for you.
00:59:02What is it?
00:59:03My family is hosting a fundraising gala in your honor to welcome you home.
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:09You know, I'm not so good with these types of events.
00:59:12You don't like to be honored?
00:59:15Not like that.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:18See, I find that the work is, it's our reward.
00:59:21Anything else is just distracting me from my mission.
00:59:25Well, how would you like to be distracted for a couple of hours?
00:59:30As my date?
00:59:33Well, I suppose I've been in the briny deep long enough.
00:59:37One day won't hurt.
00:59:40And I have one more question for you.
00:59:43Where do you sleep on these missions?
00:59:47In the captain's quarters.
00:59:50Authorized personal order.
00:59:53Is that so?
00:59:55Well...
00:59:57I have full clearance.
01:00:10Sheena.
01:00:12You won't believe the news.
01:00:15What is it?
01:00:18Rice just got a position with Sea Labs Enterprises.
01:00:23Mm-hmm.
01:00:24Ever since they discovered Atlantis, everyone's been trying to land a job there.
01:00:27In a few years, Rice will be the top deep-sea explorer.
01:00:32Wow.
01:00:34That's, that's really great.
01:00:36And that's not even the best news.
01:00:38Tell it.
01:00:39Well, I was invited to the Heroes Gala at Sea Lab HQ.
01:00:43VIP only.
01:00:45And I'm bringing you two with me again.
01:00:51Do you think Hugo is gonna be here?
01:00:54They don't invite janitors, Sheila.
01:00:57We're going to Sea Lab.
01:00:59We're going to Sea Labs!
01:01:00Going to Sea Labs!
01:01:01She okay?
01:01:02She's a Sea Lab.
01:01:03She's alright.
01:01:06After you.
01:01:09Ah, Sea Lab.
01:01:12Did you see that, Sheila?
01:01:20That's the shark I discovered.
01:01:23I named it after you.
01:01:26But they said Hugo discovered the shark for me.
01:01:36Hugo?
01:01:37I'm going away.
01:01:38Hugo?
01:01:41Hugo?
01:01:41Hugo?
01:01:42No!
01:01:43It's VIP only.
01:01:44Oh damn, VIP.
01:01:45That was my husband.
01:01:46Hugo!
01:01:50No.
01:01:51Hugo!
01:01:57I can't believe you cheated on me.
01:02:04That couldn't have been Hugo.
01:02:07Hugo would never be with another woman.
01:02:10Hey!
01:02:11Hey sweetie, you need help with those bags?
01:02:14Sure.
01:02:15I'll get a busboy to handle it.
01:02:17Listen, I've been thinking a lot ever since I got this job at Sea Lab.
01:02:21About what?
01:02:24Well, I'm going to be a deep sea hero soon.
01:02:27And I'm going to need a woman by my side.
01:02:30I'm sorry Bryce, I have a lot on my mind right now.
01:02:33No, no, no, no.
01:02:33That doesn't matter right now.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:37And I want to be with you.
01:02:39Let's take over Sea Lab together.
01:02:44Be my queen.
01:02:48I'm sorry Bryce, I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last man on earth.
01:02:54How dare you speak to me that way?
01:02:56When you left me all those years ago?
01:02:59Hugo was the one that saved me.
01:03:02You're not even half the man that he is.
01:03:04Hugo is an insect.
01:03:06I'm in love with him.
01:03:08And he needs me and I need him.
01:03:10Okay?
01:03:11So just leave me alone.
01:03:14You were throwing away the biggest thing of your life right now.
01:03:17You know that.
01:03:19But it turns out that Brian Deuce isn't a real scientist.
01:03:22Oh my god.
01:03:23Oh my god.
01:03:24Oh my god.
01:03:25Oh my god.
01:03:26What the fuck?
01:03:28Hugo.
01:03:30I can't believe it's you.
01:03:32Um, Hugo?
01:03:33Who is this?
01:03:34I'm Sheila.
01:03:36Bitch.
01:03:37I'll take your grubby hands off of my husband.
01:03:39Okay.
01:03:40Hugo.
01:03:41Sheila?
01:03:43Excuse her Madeline.
01:03:44I'm not your husband.
01:03:46Do you miss me?
01:03:48Sheila?
01:03:51I can change.
01:03:52I'm better now.
01:03:54I'm ready.
01:03:55We can spend our life together.
01:03:56Our life together is over.
01:03:58We're good for us.
01:03:59No.
01:04:00No.
01:04:06No.
01:04:06Seek help.
01:04:07Sheila.
01:04:08Excuse us.
01:04:10No.
01:04:10No Hugo.
01:04:12No Hugo.
01:04:13Please no.
01:04:14No I don't.
01:04:14You stole from me.
01:04:16No.
01:04:16Madeline.
01:04:17You're next.
01:04:17Girl the girl.
01:04:20Madeline.
01:04:22I was divorced over a year ago.
01:04:24And since then my life has belonged to the sea.
01:04:29That is until now.
01:04:34She didn't deserve you.
01:04:37Oh my god I just remembered I forgot something in our room.
01:04:40I'll go with you.
01:04:40No.
01:04:41It's okay.
01:04:42I'll meet you in the lobby.
01:04:49I cannot fucking believe Hugo's here.
01:04:52That cocked bitch needs to be put back in his place.
01:04:55Yeah he does.
01:04:56But you know what?
01:04:57I just got word.
01:04:58The deep sea hero is gonna be here at the gala tonight.
01:05:02And I get to meet him.
01:05:03Wonderful.
01:05:05Right?
01:05:06We're gonna be friends.
01:05:09These people made Hugo's life a living hell.
01:05:12It's time they learn who they're dealing with.
01:05:21How's my hair look?
01:05:22You look ravishing.
01:05:24Good.
01:05:24The deep sea hero is gonna be here tonight.
01:05:26You're gonna make a good impression.
01:05:27All the most powerful people in the world have come to kiss his ring tonight.
01:05:30What a man he must be.
01:05:33I need a drink.
01:05:34Excuse me.
01:05:35Waiter can I get a martini please?
01:05:39What the fuck are you doing here?
01:05:42You piece of shit.
01:05:44How dare you show your face here.
01:05:46I was invited.
01:05:47You were invited.
01:05:49You cannot be serious.
01:05:51Yeah he probably stole the invitation just like he stole from Sheila.
01:05:55How dare you crash the party of the deep sea hero.
01:06:05How did you get in here?
01:06:07You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?
01:06:09A liar?
01:06:10A little worm?
01:06:12Don't even play games with us Hugo.
01:06:14Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call security.
01:06:17It's easy.
01:06:19Because I discovered Atlantis.
01:06:22You lying fuck!
01:06:24Everybody listen up!
01:06:26This guy just said he discovered Atlantis.
01:06:32That doesn't faze me.
01:06:34I have been through more than you can possibly imagine.
01:06:39You swear that you found Atlantis.
01:06:41I did.
01:06:44How dare you.
01:06:46Now it's time for your punishment.
01:06:52Spank him!
01:06:53Spank him!
01:06:56Spank him!
01:06:57Spank him!
01:06:57Spank him!
01:06:57Spank him!
01:06:57Spank him!
01:06:58If I wasn't the deep sea hero, then how do I have this?
01:07:08Holy shit.
01:07:10Back in the sea lab mental of bravery, that's only reserved for the best explorers.
01:07:14That's right Bryce.
01:07:15So stand aside.
01:07:17Back up and walk away peacefully while you still can.
01:07:20It really is.
01:07:22The deep sea explorer, the more deep shit.
01:07:25What are you babbling about?
01:07:27He probably stole it from the real hero.
01:07:30Yeah, you're right.
01:07:32Yeah.
01:07:33You see that?
01:07:37Ah!
01:07:38That's not even real gold!
01:07:40Not even real gold.
01:07:41He's stealing sea lab valor!
01:07:48Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!
01:07:49Fake!
01:07:50Fake!
01:07:51Fake!
01:07:52Fake!
01:07:52Fake!
01:07:57Call security!
01:07:58No.
01:07:59I say we feed him to the sharks.
01:08:03SHARP! SHARP! SHARP! SHARP! SHARP! SHARP! SHARP! SHARP!
01:08:08You couldn't please your wife. Let's see if you make these sharks happy.
01:08:13This will not end well for you, Bryce.
01:08:14Oh, shut up! Throw his ass in a brick.
01:08:19Don't take him anywhere.
01:08:20Sheila, get out of the way. Hugo is done for.
01:08:24Yeah, he's gonna learn today.
01:08:26Look, I know they're still good in him. Just let me talk to him.
01:08:32Hugo, I know you've been acting out since the whole fake divorce thing,
01:08:36but I'll forgive you for all the crypto you stole from me. Just take me back.
01:08:43Sheila, I'm not a thief.
01:08:48Enough of this! Throw his candy ass to the brig!
01:08:53Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig!
01:08:59No! No! Just take me back, baby.
01:09:02Tell me you love me and this will all be over.
01:09:04No, Sheila. For five years, I tried my best to love you.
01:09:09But my heart is tired.
01:09:13And I have a fresh start.
01:09:14What do you mean?
01:09:15I mean that we are never, ever getting back together.
01:09:22You cocky little fuck. How dare you reject Sheila's love?
01:09:27I'll gut you like a fish and throw you the sharks myself.
01:09:32Careful, Bryce. You wouldn't want to cut the deep sea hero.
01:09:36Liar!
01:09:37Everybody knows the deep sea hero is identified by the crown that he wears.
01:09:42Well, if I'm not the deep sea hero, then how do you explain this?
01:09:55The crown of Atlantis!
01:10:03Hugo! My darling son-in-law!
01:10:06Enough talk, Harriet.
01:10:07But, uh, Bryce made me threaten you.
01:10:11Harriet, what the fuck?
01:10:13Thank you, Harriet.
01:10:14Sheila, you have to win Hugo back. Promise him anything he desires.
01:10:19Every deep sea hero needs a queen.
01:10:22Just tell me you love me. Think of the fortune. Kiss me, Hugo.
01:10:26Oh my god!
01:10:28You used to treat me like a servant.
01:10:31Now you wish me your king?
01:10:33I just professed my love for you and you run to Hugo, you slut!
01:10:38Why don't you shut the fuck up, Bryce?
01:10:40Oh, fuck you! You don't know what it's like to get your heart broken!
01:10:43Fuck you!
01:10:52You pussy!
01:10:54Where'd you learn to do that?
01:10:56Sea lab training!
01:10:59Hmm.
01:11:02Only the best and brightest can be submarine captains.
01:11:06And we train them to take down mutinies.
01:11:08What are you implying?
01:11:10Simple. Hugo here is the real deep sea hero.
01:11:16Who's this floozy Hugo hired to simp for him?
01:11:19I'd watch her tone if I were you.
01:11:21Watch her tone?
01:11:23Throw them both to the brig!
01:11:27What should we do with it, Miss Lord?
01:11:30The usual.
01:11:33Ow!
01:11:34Ow!
01:11:34Ow!
01:11:35Ow, my back!
01:11:36Ow!
01:11:37Ow, my back!
01:11:38This time it's for real!
01:11:39Ow!
01:11:40That's for insulting Hugo, champion of the seas.
01:11:44Ow!
01:11:45Give me that back!
01:11:47Bryce!
01:11:48Fire these men!
01:11:49He can try, but I'm afraid that's above your pay grade.
01:11:52Who the hell are you?
01:11:53Me?
01:11:54Oh, you have a lot to learn.
01:11:58President of Sea Lab.
01:12:01This woman is Madeline Lord.
01:12:04Heiress to the Lord family fortune.
01:12:06And CEO of Sea Lab every time.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12No, that's impossible.
01:12:14I'll just have to prove it to you.
01:12:21Yes, Jeeves, I would like you to find Bryce's family's company and stage a takedown.
01:12:27And then burn it to the ground.
01:12:29You can't just destroy a company.
01:12:31It's done.
01:12:37Hello, Daddy?
01:12:39What? Calm down.
01:12:42What's going on?
01:12:44What?
01:12:45All of the money's gone?
01:12:47How was that?
01:12:52Madeline, please.
01:12:55Please don't destroy my family.
01:12:57After you tried to destroy my Hugo?
01:12:59That was a joke!
01:13:00What?
01:13:01Okay, please don't do anything!
01:13:02This type of weakness will not be tolerated at Sea Lab.
01:13:06You're finished here.
01:13:08Please, Miss Lord, show mercy on him.
01:13:11Before we talk about mercy, let's talk about crypto.
01:13:16Specifically, the crypto that you stole.
01:13:22What are you talking about?
01:13:23Well, if I must remind you, I'm talking about the crypto that you stole from your daughter.
01:13:49Apparently, all the money that you won in the court case against Harry wasn't enough.
01:13:54And when you ran out, you turned on your daughter.
01:13:58How could you?
01:14:02Nice work, deep sea hero.
01:14:04What's about yourself, deep sea queen?
01:14:08Let's get rid of these losers and start the gala.
01:14:11Let's.
01:14:12No, wait.
01:14:14Wait.
01:14:15I'll beg.
01:14:16If I have to, please, just come back to me.
01:14:21I didn't want to tell you this, but I guess there's literally no other way to make you move on.
01:14:28Tell me what?
01:14:30I even made your father swear to secrecy, but I guess that's all gone now.
01:14:34What do you mean?
01:14:34Wait.
01:14:37Sheila, when Bryce dumped you all those years ago, I...
01:14:44Your father made me an offer that I would sign a contract and marry you for five million dollars.
01:15:05I tried my best to love you, to repay my debt to Harry, but Madeline and I...
01:15:14Our love is real.
01:15:16No, no.
01:15:17You go.
01:15:17You go listen to me.
01:15:18If you don't love me, then I don't have any reason to live.
01:15:22Jesus Christ.
01:15:23Stop being so dramatic.
01:15:24No, please.
01:15:24If you don't love me, then I'm just going to go drown myself in the ocean.
01:15:30No.
01:15:31No.
01:15:31Please.
01:15:32Please.
01:15:33No.
01:15:34Sheila.
01:15:35I do want a happy life for you.
01:15:37I do.
01:15:38But you making these empty threats to me is not going to spoil me.
01:15:42Enough.
01:15:44No.
01:15:45No.
01:15:46No.
01:15:48My life is with Madeline and the Briny Deep now.
01:15:50We will explore Atlantis together.
01:15:54No.
01:15:55No.
01:15:57No.
01:15:57No.
01:15:58No.
01:15:59Stop her.
01:16:00She's going to jump.
01:16:03No.
01:16:04No.
01:16:05No.
01:16:06No.
01:16:06Give her these.
01:16:07She loves them.
01:16:08Jesus.
01:16:15Sheila, it's time you find somebody else to keep your pills handy.
01:16:18No.
01:16:19Give her these.
01:16:20Help!
01:16:21No.
01:16:21What's wrong?
01:16:22What happened?
01:16:25What's wrong?
01:16:26She's having a heart attack.
01:16:30Give her these.
01:16:43Better than she deserves.
01:16:46You think you're the great shark whisperer? You fuck!
01:16:49Now you're all gonna see who the greatest really is.
01:16:57Mother of God. He's gonna try to wrestle that shark.
01:17:03You all bear witness to Bryce's greatness.
01:17:07I'm gonna tackle the shark.
01:17:17I will tackle the shark.
01:17:25I can't watch!
01:17:27I can't watch!
01:17:32Oh, fuck!
01:17:33Oh, no!
01:17:35Fuck!
01:17:36Jack!
01:17:37I can't watch!
01:17:38I can't watch!
01:17:40I can't watch!
01:17:43Well...
01:17:43Now C-Lab can start over.
01:17:54Easy now. Looks like there's something up ahead.
01:17:57Don't worry about me.
01:18:00Wait, what is that?
01:18:02Where?
01:18:03There!
01:18:10It's beautiful.
01:18:13See that little Felix?
01:18:16Look what Daddy discovered.
01:18:18We discovered.
01:18:23What will you call it?
01:18:26Let's name it after baby Felix.
01:18:29We'll call it...
01:18:31The Leaks of Most Explorer Amis.
01:18:38I know he's out there.
01:18:40Dad.
01:18:42Hugo's waiting for me in the deep.
01:18:46It's been two years, Sheila.
01:18:48Hugo's gone!
01:18:50It's time for you to move on.
01:18:52Hugo's my universe.
01:18:54And without him,
01:18:56there is no universe.
01:19:02I can't help you anymore.
01:19:06Stay away from the coral.
01:19:07You're allergic.
01:19:14Hugo...
01:19:15Hugo!
01:19:16Hugo!
01:19:17Hugo!
01:19:22Hugo!
01:19:24Hugo!
01:19:25Ow!
01:19:26There's coral!
01:19:27Ow!
01:19:28Hugo!
01:19:30Hugo, there's coral!
01:19:32Please help me!
01:19:36Hugo!
01:19:40Hugo!
01:19:43Hugo!
01:19:43Hugo!
01:19:45Hugo!
01:19:46Hugo!
01:19:47I'm sorry.
01:19:48I'm sorry.
01:19:49I'm sorry.
01:19:50I'm sorry.
01:19:50I have to convince you.
01:19:50Of course.
01:19:50I can't help you.
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