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My Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:00In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form, but when their spirit goes
00:06berserk
00:10they become monsters
00:19when their spirit power breaks the beast takes over
00:48only powerful female beast work can bring them back
00:58in this world, weakness is the ultimate sin
01:08but she was different
01:12to them
01:14she was home
01:19wait what was that a dream or a memory
01:24your f rank alice you can't soothe me your sister can so she will be my wife
01:33don't blame me sis a female who can't soothe her mate is useless
01:40ivan chose me and mom and dad approved it
01:44mom and dads said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home
01:47but even broke the bond so you don't get to stay
01:51take the key to the old house and get out
02:07my son would never bite anyone you're just a bad teacher
02:15wait wasn't i just dealing with another kid biting incident at preschool
02:20how did i end up in a beast world and as a useless f rank female
02:26system fairies extreme resentment detected the beast god care system is now activated
02:33complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger
02:37would you like to claim your starter pack
02:40i knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging activate it right now
02:46starter pack delivered 10 bottles of spirit milk
02:51beginner quest one welcome one new beastling within three days
02:56complete the quest to claim your rewards
02:59quest rewards include a body enhancement potion
03:02facility rewards one healing fountain and one spirit slide
03:07additional facilities one earth sandbox and one wisdom tree
03:18care missions beastlings so basically a preschool for little beasts
03:22that's right up my alley easy win
03:32fluffy paradise here i come
03:39good morning good morning alice's beast care haven is now open for enrollment
03:45hey that rabbit female's f rank spirit power is weaker than a newborn rat pup's
03:50isn't it obvious what kind of parent would be crazy enough to send their kid here
03:55in the beast world weakness really is the ultimate sin
03:59with my rock bottom f rank spirit power there's no way i'm getting a single student
04:29in this world cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away like they're just
04:37defective looks like you're just like me
04:40a poor little thing nobody wanted how about you come with me i'll take care of you promise
04:57weird where'd my uncle go his spirit power went berserk on the battlefield and now he's back in
05:02beast form with the mind of a cub if the corrupted beasts find him first we're screwed
05:12alice's beast care haven
05:14here
05:28Honestly, no matter how awful things get, Fluff fixes everything.
05:41Hungry little guy?
05:51Slow down little guy, no one's gonna take it from you.
06:04Weird, who's showing up right now?
06:06Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:23I changed back.
06:43Did you miss me already?
06:54Oh my god, that face! That waist! That body! And that tail! Where did this absolute hottie come from?
07:08You! My uncle!
07:09No, I can't just tell them that. Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield. That's why he
07:16went berserk and was forced back into Beast War. If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is
07:20a defenseless cub...
07:22Welcome to Alice's preschool. I'm Alice, the director.
07:26My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here. She has him.
07:32Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:37Rude much? I didn't even invite you in!
07:41Ow! What are you, made of stone?
07:50Gray, I'm only lucid for the moment. Listen. Whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:01Uncle David.
08:03He's out of it again.
08:05No, that's impossible. Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered. Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for
08:13help. And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:16Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle? Am I hearing things or is he crazy?
08:24Ahem. Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:29Oh, so he's your nephew.
08:35Well, not really. Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts.
08:42That's the legendary S-rank spirit serum. Even an SS-rank powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:49And she just pulled it out of thin air like it was nothing.
08:52Something wrong with the milk?
08:55No wonder Uncle David told me to find her. No wonder he told him to stay.
09:02If this female has S-rank spirit serum and can summon it at will, then who is she?
09:11No wonder he snapped out of it for a second. That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient
09:15serum.
09:16That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:27Did you just say you're the director of this beast care haven?
09:31Yep.
09:31That's perfect.
09:35Please, let my nephew join your care haven. Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:42Congratulations, host. Beginner Mission 1 complete.
09:45Oh, so he really is hot and nice. He's not even mad I took in his nephew. He's encrolling him.
09:50Beginner Mission 2 released. Welcome 3 new Beastlings within 7 days. Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:03Don't worry, little guy. From now on, 10 bottles a day. Every single day.
10:1010 bottles of S-great spirit fill a day? Even the royals aren't this extravagant. Just who is this female?
10:17Director Alice, from now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:23My uncle is the Tiger Clan's war god. If she can heal him, even the Klanler would come in person
10:29and swear loyalty to her.
10:30Oh! Wow, no need to be that dramatic. I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you
10:38recommend 3 more new Beastlings?
10:41The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:43No problem, Duralis. I'll bring them here within 3 days.
10:54This system is no joke. One bottle of milk and I won over a Beastling.
10:59Now, let's see what this SS-ranked body boost potion can do.
11:08Whoa! I feel amazing!
11:12I could take on a hundred Henry's dads right now.
11:15As for the Care Haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:42Remember what I told you.
11:45Director Alice runs a Beast Care Haven.
11:47And the fewer people who know about our elders' damaged spirit power, the better.
11:52So, today, the ones we brought are all our... younger relatives.
12:08Director Alice! We're here! I brought them!
12:24A white tiger? A little wolf? A tiny bear? And a little dragon?
12:30Oh, my God! Is this fluffy heaven?
12:33What?
12:34Hi, everyone! I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:38Welcome!
12:39We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:41Only 10,000 star coins for a whole year!
12:44Total bargain! No regrets!
12:47Rabbit clan?
12:48Uh, yes. Rabbit clan.
12:50What's your spirit power rank?
12:53Alice, so you really are here?
12:55Great. These two again.
12:58Oh, Alice. I know you're upset about awakening as a double F.
13:04Getting dumped by the lion clan and being abandoned by mom and dad.
13:10But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:14Dahlia! Stop making things up!
13:16Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:19Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the tiger clan's war god and got close to the dragon bear and
13:23wolf clan.
13:23No. I can't let her build ties with these powerhouses.
13:27If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:31F rank?
13:32You're joking, right, little female?
13:35Our younger relatives.
13:37Ordinary beast filk.
13:39If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:47Duke, show some respect to Miss Alice.
13:51Grey, you told me David got better here. That's the only reason I came.
13:55But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro, my little brother recover?
14:01Weird. Why does everyone keep tripping over their words? Brother, little brother, which is it?
14:10Let's go.
14:10Wait! Please!
14:15Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:19And I know you don't trust me.
14:21But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:24They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:29If you leave your little ones with me, I promise they'll be well fed, happy, and properly cared for every
14:35single day.
14:36This idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings? She has no idea who they really are!
14:43Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:46But did your brain stop working too?
14:48Dahlia, what do you want now?
14:51The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top tier ancient beast clans.
14:56Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
14:59Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:02And if they go berserk, your pathetic F rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:11When that happens, you'll have no way out.
15:18Alice, I get it. This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:23But we're not in the same league. Give it up.
15:26Can you two shut up already?
15:29You've been yapping non-stop.
15:31What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:35You!
15:39Big talk.
15:40That's all you've got?
15:44Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:47This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:50I'm a gold certified soother with S rank spirit power.
15:56The Royal Healing Institute has an SS rake marrying and more than GS rake soovers on staff.
16:01For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:06Not left in a shabby place like this with an F rank female.
16:11Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:16Fine. Still beats this dump.
16:22Only S rank suitors, but with an SS rank barrier.
16:26It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserve power.
16:38Wait! Please!
16:39You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:42Alice, are you still not getting it?
16:44What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:48Your pathetic little F rank spirit power?
16:52Miss Alice, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would go like this.
16:55It's not your fault.
16:56My spirit power's just too low.
16:59Nobody's gonna take me seriously like this.
17:03Warning! Beginner mission two. Enroll three new students.
17:06Less than four days remaining.
17:08Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:11I'm screwed. With F rank spirit power, Grey is literally the only force not willing to trust me.
17:16No new students means no rewards. No rewards means no level up.
17:20Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:22You little hungry tiger. Ready for another bottle already?
17:37S strength spirit serum?
17:39That's right. It's S rank stealing serum.
17:42When our clan leader went berserk, our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market for a single
17:47bottle.
17:47And this one is obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:50What? S rank spirit serum? Impossible. How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:57Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S rank spirit serum?
18:02Spirit what now?
18:04Oh! You mean the beast milk! Of course we do!
18:08It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings every day.
18:16What? Every day? Free?
18:19Yes. Little ones are growing, so of course they need good nutrition.
18:2410,000 star coins in tuition, and she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every day?
18:29Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:33I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today, I'll regret it for the rest of my
18:37life.
18:39This level of purity. And she's using it to feed little ones?
18:44You know what, Miss Alice? I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:49Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:53Huh?
18:54Right! Right! Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look!
19:00Please. Look. This little one has been begging to go inside.
19:06Awoo!
19:06See? He agrees!
19:09The wolf clan really has no shame. Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:14This one really wants to go in, too.
19:16Weren't they looking down on me, Jaskanzai the Weishin, when they Ternzai so eager?
19:23My lords, you-
19:24Where did this loser get something like that?
19:27That's great! Please, come in!
19:32Just a heads up, our Beast Care Haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear-growns. Hope
19:40you don't mind.
19:53Watch your step, everyone. The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still a little bear-bunnies.
19:57You-
19:57You-
19:58Woof.
19:59I'm gonna-
20:09I'm ready to go!
20:13OOO!
20:17I'm trying to-
20:18the legendary fountain of life, said to nourish bloodlines and purify berserk factors?
20:23And the ancient wisdom tree, said to awaken intelligence, insight, and hidden abilities?
20:30Even the sandbox and slide are overflowing with the laws of the world itself?
20:36Oh my god. And she calls this bare bones?
20:39I am a beast god. What does she consider luxurious?
20:43The beast god's own palace.
20:46I just set these up so I haven't had time to decorate properly. Please don't mind.
20:53Oh, Alice, you can't seriously think this pile of junk is enough to impress these gentlemen.
20:57They're the elite of the beast clans. Making them stand around in a dump like this is practically insult.
21:03My lords, I told you. My sister is completely...
21:07Shut up, you ignorant female.
21:11Lord Duke.
21:12If this is Miss Alice's idea of an insult, then please, insult me as much as you want.
21:18Weird. Why do these parents talk so strangely?
21:24Robert is reacting. This fountain of life, it's real.
21:31Miss Alice, I have a favor to ask.
21:35Go ahead.
21:39Would you let my bro, my little brother, take a dip in the fountain of life?
21:45I promise he's clean, and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water.
21:50Fountain of life? Does he mean the fountain?
21:55Fountain of life? It's just a beast care haven fountain.
21:59If the little ones like it, they can splash around any time.
22:03Any time?
22:05Splash around?
22:07She's allowing Robert to enter the fountain of life whenever he wants?
22:10It's fine. If the little dragon likes water, let him go.
22:18Robert, control yourself. Don't embarrass us.
22:30Weep! Outta you!
22:38Did that parent just throw the little dragon like a dart?
22:58Robert's spirit power.
23:00Really calm down.
23:02Dragon's spirit power is the hardest to soothe.
23:05If even Robert can be calmed by this spring,
23:07then this really is the fountain of life.
23:09By the beast god.
23:10This little yard really has something only the beast god's palace should have.
23:14Looks like he really likes the fountain.
23:17My lords! Don't let her fool you!
23:19I'm her actual sister.
23:21I know exactly what she has.
23:23A worthless F-rank nobody
23:25couldn't possibly have treasures like this.
23:29They're fake.
23:30Cheap junk, dressed up to look real.
23:33Dahlia, what are you talking about now?
23:39Robert!
23:41What's wrong with the little dragon?
23:47My lords, look!
23:49The fountain of life is fake!
23:51Dragons already have fragile spirit power,
23:54and now he's being corrupted!
23:56Alice, are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future?
24:01No, I didn't!
24:03It's just regular fountain water!
24:05Shut up!
24:08Shut up!
24:09Alice, you're vicious!
24:10You failed your awakening,
24:12so now you're jealous of everyone else!
24:13You even used a fake fountain of life
24:15to hurt a dragon elder!
24:16You deserve everything that's coming to you!
24:18I really wasn't trying to hurt him!
24:21My lords, even though Alice is my sister,
24:23she's utterly wicked!
24:24On behalf of the rabbit clan,
24:26I cast her out.
24:27Punish her however you see fit!
24:30Everyone, Miss Alice isn't like that.
24:32There has to be a misunderstanding.
24:38Misunderstanding?
24:38What misunderstanding?
24:40The only thing I regret
24:41is trusting a double-F trash female
24:44and hurting the brother I admire most!
24:47Perfect.
24:48The dragon clan is furious.
24:50Alice is dead for sure.
24:51Now you're going to pay with your life
24:53for deceiving and harming the dragon clan.
25:18Whatever it takes, keep me here.
25:22Kneel.
25:30Why are you kneeling?
25:33I'm just...
25:34just grateful.
25:36Grateful to me?
25:38You helped calm my little brother's
25:40spirit power down a lot.
25:42He told me I had to beg you
25:44to let him enroll here,
25:45no matter what.
25:47Wasn't he trying to kill me just now?
25:49How did this turn into begging me
25:51to enroll the little dragon?
25:53Dragons are the proudest clan.
25:55If he's kneeling just to enroll here,
25:57then his brother must have spoken
25:58to him telepathically.
25:59Which means,
26:00this really is the Fountain of Life.
26:02The legendary spring said to exist
26:04only in the Peace God's palace.
26:08If the Fountain of Life is real,
26:10then everything else must be real too.
26:17Miss Alice!
26:19What is it?
26:20Can I take him over to sit under the tree for a bit?
26:22I promise, I'll just sit there.
26:23I won't do anything.
26:25Anything at all.
26:25Oh my god!
26:28A little brown bear!
26:31Who would have thought one day
26:32I'd get to pet a little bear cub
26:35whenever I want?
26:37Of course!
26:39He's from the bear clan, right?
26:41They love climbing trees.
26:43Take him over and let him play.
26:45Maybe it'll cheer him up a little.
26:47Thank you, Miss Alice!
26:48No, that's impossible.
26:51I already stole her birthright.
26:54How is she still rising?
26:57And now she's getting close
26:59to all these powerhouses.
27:01What if she figures it out?
27:04What if she realizes
27:05I'm the one who took her talent?
27:07Dammit.
27:09If I knew Alice had these kinds of tricks
27:11on her sleeve,
27:12I never would have rushed
27:13to replace my fiancée.
27:19No.
27:21I can't let Alice rise above her.
27:24Johnny, the bear clan lord,
27:26was tainted by the corrupted
27:27three years ago.
27:28An S-grade female
27:29tried to soothe him,
27:30but his spirit power
27:32was so unstable
27:32it shattered her mind.
27:37Evacid clan
27:37is the lead of your friend
27:38going to serve.
27:42Spirit induction crystal.
27:59Clan lord?
28:01Holy...
28:02That is one big bear.
28:05Why is the clan lever
28:06going berserk all of a sudden?
28:08Miss Alice,
28:08get out of the way!
28:09Huh?
28:20Look out!
28:21An S-S rank bear clan lord
28:23going berserk?
28:24Alice,
28:25you're dead meat.
28:40That's impossible!
28:42Holy crap!
28:43This little female
28:44just flipped the clan lord?
28:50Impossible!
28:50Isn't she just F-rank trash?
28:52How does she have
28:53that kind of strength?
29:04All right, fine.
29:06Back where I came from,
29:07I was a total pushover,
29:08but now,
29:09I throw him.
29:14Ah!
29:15By the beast god.
29:20Go for it!
29:40That's the bear clan lord.
29:42Unstoppable on the battlefield.
29:44Even my uncle in his prime
29:45wouldn't have taken him head on.
29:46And she just sent him flying?
29:48Bro!
29:49Bro!
29:50I got you all wrong!
29:50So when you told me to kneel,
29:52you were trying to save my life, bro!
29:54I knew you had my back!
29:56The clan lord
29:58really calmed down.
29:59No.
30:01Impossible.
30:02How is she not dead?
30:04Tired yourself out, huh?
30:15Cubs really are the cutest things
30:17in the world.
30:18Adult beast lake are just
30:19the absolute worst.
30:22The absolute worst.
30:22I absolutely cannot let this female
30:25find out I'm not actually a cub.
30:31Aw, how are you this well-behaved-al?
30:35Miss Alice,
30:36are you all right?
30:38I'm fine.
30:39I mean, it's just...
30:41It's just...
30:42Did I go a little too hard just now?
30:44I think...
30:46probably not.
30:48I got so caught up thinking beast-edged cubs
30:50could handle a rock tumble,
30:52I totally forgot their guardian
30:53was standing right there!
30:55My son hit someone?
30:56No way.
30:57Maybe you should be asking
30:58what in the environment
30:59made him act out.
31:01It says processed
31:02on shared equipment
31:03with peanuts!
31:04He doesn't even have an allergy,
31:06but what if he reacts anyway?
31:08Should I use the emergency shot?
31:10Dealing with furious guardians
31:12is scarier than facing
31:13a giant five-meter bear!
31:20Alice,
31:22you laid hands
31:23on the Noble Bear Clan.
31:25An apology won't save you now.
31:27Alice,
31:28you really did cross a line.
31:31But if you hand this place over
31:33right now,
31:34I might speak on behalf
31:36of the Lion Chan
31:37and spare your life.
31:45Since when does the Lion Clan
31:47speak for the Bear Clan?
31:51Surviving the Bear Clan Lord's strength,
31:53even by luck,
31:55means her body is stronger
31:56than I thought.
31:58And Rabbit Clan bloodlines
31:59are known for their compatibility.
32:01If I make her mine,
32:03my own bloodline
32:04will only grow stronger.
32:06Ivan!
32:07I'm your fiancé!
32:08How dare you!
32:11My Lord,
32:12my sister dare dare
32:13to disrespect the Bearer Clan.
32:15You can't let her
32:15get away with this!
32:18You're right.
32:19I absolutely can't
32:21let Miss Alice get away.
32:26You're finished this time.
32:28So please let me explain.
32:32Huh?
32:34Miss Alice!
32:40I finally found someone
32:42who can keep
32:43our Clan Lord.
32:44No, no.
32:45I mean someone
32:46who can keep
32:47our young Lord
32:48in check.
32:49Please,
32:50you have to take him in.
32:51And I'm begging you,
32:52let him stay here full time.
33:01No.
33:03How is this possible?
33:05Alice is just a useless
33:06F-rank female.
33:08How could the famous
33:09Bear Clan
33:10be begging to get it
33:11into this run-down academy?
33:15What do you know?
33:17Lord Johnny
33:18hasn't been this calm
33:19in ages!
33:20My lords!
33:24My lords!
33:25You are the pride
33:26of the dragon
33:26and wolf clams.
33:28Surely you can see
33:29through Alice's
33:30little act.
33:31She is nothing
33:32but a useless
33:33F-rank female.
33:34You have to...
33:35Miss Alice!
33:37You have to
33:38at Robert first.
33:42Lord Duke?
33:44Robert barely
33:45takes up any space.
33:46Just give him a box
33:47and he'll sleep fine.
33:50Besides,
33:51I was the first one
33:52to kneel
33:52and beg you.
33:56Bullshit!
33:58I was first!
34:01You were crying.
34:03That doesn't count.
34:07For the Wolf Clan's
34:09prodigy,
34:10screw it.
34:23Miss Alice.
34:25Look.
34:26Our cub
34:27likes you so much
34:28he's already
34:29asking you
34:29to accept him.
34:34Shameless!
34:36Thank you
34:37for the compliment.
34:38Are you
34:39all out of your minds?
34:42The dragon,
34:44wolf,
34:44and bear clans.
34:45They're all fighting
34:46for a place with her.
34:48This place
34:49must be hiding
34:50a secret.
34:58All right,
34:59stop fighting
35:00over it.
35:03Cubs!
35:04Accepted!
35:06All of them!
35:10Ding!
35:11Congratulations,
35:12host!
35:12Beginner Mission 2
35:13complete.
35:14Three new
35:14inscripts
35:15is accepted.
35:16Rewards.
35:16One SS-rank
35:17spirit boost potion.
35:18100 tons
35:19of exotic
35:20beast meat
35:20per day
35:21and 100 bottles
35:22of beast milk
35:23per day
35:23stored in
35:24system inventory.
35:27Great!
35:28At least I won't
35:29have to worry
35:29about keeping
35:30them fed anymore.
35:34Influence threshold
35:35reached.
35:36System shop
35:37unlocked.
35:38Main quest issued.
35:39Expand your influence
35:40and earn points.
35:42Beast God Core.
35:4780 million points.
35:4980 million?
35:50I only have
35:5140 points
35:52right now.
35:52Would I need
35:538 million Cubs
35:54for this?
35:54How is that
35:55even possible?
35:58Alice,
35:59you got lucky
36:00this time.
36:01Next time
36:01I won't let you
36:02off.
36:03If I can't
36:04take openly,
36:05I'll find
36:06another way.
36:09I'll find another way.
36:11I'll find another way.
36:20Finally!
36:21Those annoying
36:22adult beast trick
36:23are gone!
36:24Come here,
36:24little fluffballs.
36:25Let Miss Alice
36:26snuggle you.
36:27Miss Alice!
36:29Cuddles!
36:30Little bear,
36:31you can talk?
36:32That's so cute!
36:35Here,
36:35have some beast milk.
36:40Miss Alice?
36:42Like you.
36:43Aw,
36:43whose little wolf
36:44is this?
36:45So well behaved!
36:51One is the bear clan's
36:52war beast from the
36:53battlefield.
36:54The other is the
36:55wolf clan's
36:56most temperamental
36:56prodigy.
36:57And now they're
36:58both acting obedient
36:59in front of an
37:00F-reague female.
37:01I didn't think
37:02regressing into
37:03cub form would
37:03dull their minds
37:04too.
37:05Right,
37:06David?
37:06Miss Alice!
37:07Cuddles!
37:08Like you!
37:12This little
37:13white tiger
37:14is way too
37:15sweet!
37:16This female
37:16is generous
37:17and clearly
37:18no ordinary
37:19person.
37:20Showing some
37:20goodwill
37:21is a rational
37:21choice.
37:22Dragons are
37:23wise,
37:23but proud.
37:24Robert will
37:25regret acting
37:25so allure.
37:26Hypocrite!
37:27A dragon
37:28would never
37:28sloop that low.
37:34Oh, the little
37:36white tiger
37:36even licked
37:37my hand!
37:40It's getting
37:41late.
37:42Time to get
37:43you all cleaned
37:43up and ready
37:44to rest.
37:48Cleaned up.
37:50Cleaned.
37:51A bath?
37:53Stupid tiger.
37:54Let's see how
37:55you keep pretending
37:56now.
37:56Good thing I'm a
37:57dragon.
37:58Dragons don't
37:59need baths.
38:01No!
38:02Absolutely not!
38:03I've kept my
38:04innocence for
38:0520 years!
38:06I am not
38:06giving in now.
38:08Weird.
38:09I know cats
38:11hate baths,
38:12but white tigers
38:13too?
38:14Or maybe cubs
38:15just get stressed
38:16out easily.
38:18System,
38:19open the shop.
38:21I need to
38:22redeem an item.
38:23Right away,
38:24host.
38:24Redeem the
38:25restoration serum.
38:29Stupid tiger.
38:31Let's see you keep
38:32up the act now.
38:33Good thing I'm a
38:34dragon.
38:35Dragons don't do
38:36baths.
38:43The radiant
38:44restoration serum?
38:45The legendary
38:46elixir that restores
38:48beast beak who've
38:49regressed after going
38:50berserk?
38:51But the ingredients
38:52for radiant
38:53restoration serum
38:54went extinct after
38:55the great war.
38:56Who exactly is
38:58this female?
38:59A single drop of
39:00radiant restoration
39:01serum at this
39:02contrition would
39:03fetch a fortune
39:04at auction.
39:05And she has a
39:06whole bottle?
39:17easy there,
39:18little guy.
39:19You've got scales,
39:20not fur.
39:20You don't need a
39:21bath.
39:24Dammit!
39:25Who said dragons
39:26don't need baths?
39:30I do!
39:31I love baths!
39:42No, I can't.
39:53This female said
39:54she hates adult
39:55beast will.
40:08I swear I just
40:09felt a set of
40:10rock-hard abs.
40:11Am I so desperate
40:12for a boyfriend
40:13that I'm
40:13hallucinating?
40:15Whatever, let's
40:16get this little guy
40:16washed up.
40:18Miss Alice,
40:19you're responsible
40:20for me now?
40:21Alright, alright.
40:22I'm definitely
40:22responsible for you
40:23now.
40:26If I'd known
40:27acting cute would
40:28get me a bath
40:28and radiant
40:29restoration serum,
40:30I would've...
40:32Alright, you two
40:33are up next.
40:34Bath time!
40:35Well, well.
40:36Two new male guests.
40:38So she does
40:39know better.
40:39Step right in,
40:40gentlemen.
40:42Hmm.
40:54That damn female!
40:56How dare she
40:57treat me like this!
40:58Hmm.
40:59It's not like
41:00I wanted a bath.
41:01That so-called
41:03radiant restoration
41:04serum is probably
41:05fake anyway.
41:08That was the
41:09Bear Clan
41:09Lord's cry?
41:10I knew something
41:12was wrong with
41:12the serum.
41:15It's okay,
41:16Johnny.
41:17Baths feel good,
41:18I promise.
41:20Can you come
41:21down for me?
41:28Am I seeing
41:29this right?
41:30Johnny, the Bear
41:31Clan Lord who
41:32doesn't even flinch
41:33at battlefield wounds,
41:34is scared of a bath?
41:40Be good.
41:42It'll be over soon.
41:48You all stay put,
41:50okay?
41:50I'm gonna grab
41:51towels and a blow-ryer.
41:56Come on!
41:57This is the legendary
41:58radiant restoration
41:59serum.
42:00If my old man
42:01knew I got to
42:02bathe in something
42:02this precious,
42:03he'd throw me
42:04into the Wolf Clan
42:05lake and scrub
42:06every bit of fluff
42:07off me for the rest
42:07of the clan to drink.
42:14Hmm.
42:15No bath.
42:16Then I'll sneak one.
42:20See that?
42:21Even the Dragon Clan's
42:22war god is sneaking
42:23over to soak
42:24in our leftover bath
42:25water.
42:26And you're acting
42:27like one drop of water
42:28would kill you?
42:39Huh.
42:41Keep talking.
42:42I'll turn you
42:43into Wolf Stew.
42:50Tom,
42:51Robert's just
42:52trying to scare you.
42:53Don't worry.
42:54David.
42:55Robert.
42:56This female
42:58can pull out
42:59god-jeer items
43:00like they're nothing.
43:01She's clearly
43:02no ordinary person.
43:05Johnny?
43:07You're really back.
43:08I thought...
43:09They say bears
43:11are simple
43:12and dragons
43:13are cunning.
43:14But I'm telling you,
43:16the honest-looking ones
43:18have the darkest hearts.
43:19He definitely
43:20recovered ages ago.
43:22He's just been
43:23pretending to be a cub
43:24to get that female's
43:25attention.
43:27What?
43:29You're trying
43:30to steal my female?
43:31She touched me
43:32all over,
43:33and she already said
43:34she's responsible for me.
43:40Hate to break it to you,
43:42but she touched
43:43all four of us.
43:46That's different!
43:48She treated you
43:49like cubs!
43:50Like you're not
43:51a cub yourself.
43:53Weird.
43:53Did I just hear
43:54men's voices?
44:06Alright!
44:07Time to get you
44:08all dried off!
44:10Remember,
44:11stay in cub form.
44:12Do not let the female
44:14figure us out.
44:19This female's hands
44:21are so warm.
44:29This feels
44:30really good.
44:34The bear clan lord
44:35really knows
44:36when to swallow
44:37his pride.
44:38Johnny's actually
44:40sacrificing himself
44:41so none of us
44:41get caught!
44:42What a legend!
44:44Damn you,
44:45Johnny!
44:46And you said
44:46you weren't
44:47trying to steal
44:47my female!
44:48It's not like
44:49I'm actually
44:50enjoying this.
44:51Right.
44:51Exactly.
44:54Oh, Johnny,
44:55you're so good!
44:56It's not like
44:57I'm actually
44:57enjoying this.
44:59Right.
45:00Exactly.
45:07System,
45:08give me
45:09my spirit boost potion.
45:22Huh,
45:23kinda sweet.
45:27But why does
45:28my head feel
45:29so heavy?
45:46Robert,
45:49biting the hand
45:50that feeds you
45:50isn't exactly
45:51the dragon kind's
45:52style.
45:56Robert,
45:57biting the hand
45:58that feeds you
45:59isn't exactly
46:00the dragon clang's
46:00style.
46:08Rabbits are weak
46:08to begin with,
46:10and she's still
46:11just a young female.
46:12And you,
46:13stupid tiger,
46:14think you're fit
46:14to be her mate?
46:24She looks
46:25so sweet.
46:28You touch me
46:29all over.
46:31So one little
46:33taste should be
46:33fair,
46:34right?
46:35Right?
46:44I'm going to be
46:45your mate
46:46someday anyway.
47:04I hate
47:05weak rabbits.
47:08So why does
47:09this one make
47:09me want to get
47:10closer?
47:26new student of
47:27flakefection
47:28increased.
47:29Random quest
47:30issued.
47:31Have all new
47:32students complete
47:33and record one
47:34group activity.
47:35Reward,
47:37soothing song.
47:38Use your voice
47:39to soothe cubs
47:40and ease
47:41their minds
47:41and bodies.
47:44A group
47:45activity?
47:46Easy!
47:47All right,
47:48little ones,
47:49let me teach
47:50you a game.
47:51All right,
47:52little ones,
47:52follow my moves.
48:08great job,
48:09David.
48:10Keep going.
48:17Tom is trying
48:18so hard,
48:19too.
48:29Wow!
48:30Robert's
48:31little son
48:31is adorable,
48:32too!
48:33Ooh!
48:35Ooh!
48:35Itsy-bitsy
48:36spider
48:37went up the
48:38water spout.
48:40Down came
48:41the...
48:41Johnny,
48:42you're being
48:42so good!
48:44I am the pride
48:45of the Wolf Clan!
48:47A war god
48:48who makes
48:48corrupted beasts
48:49tremble on the
48:50battlefield.
48:52A clan lord
48:53whose word
48:54is law.
48:55Doing something
48:56this girly?
48:57No one can
48:58ever find out!
49:04All done!
49:05Now I can show
49:07this to your folks
49:07when they come
49:08pick you up!
49:20random quest complete.
49:22Reward delivered.
49:23Soothing song.
49:25Great job,
49:26everyone!
49:27Now let's keep
49:28going!
49:38My spirit power
49:39may not have
49:39fully recovered yet,
49:40but I'm still
49:41one of Dragon Clan's
49:42top prodigies.
49:43This tiny
49:44F-rake female
49:44thinks she can
49:45keep me under control?
49:46Watch this!
49:48Huh?
49:50Looks like
49:51our little dragon
49:51is extra eager today.
49:55Then I'll do it
49:56with you.
50:09Damn this female!
50:11How dare she
50:12treat me like a toy!
50:16My spirit power
50:17actually increased?
50:19How is that
50:20possible?
50:31Pick me!
50:33Pick me!
50:35Miss Alice,
50:36you said it
50:37yourself.
50:38I was the
50:38eager one.
50:43Don't worry.
50:44I'll do it
50:45with each of you
50:45later.
50:46But right now,
50:47it's time to
50:48make you all
50:48something yummy.
50:56Since it's for
50:57cubs,
50:57it has to be
50:58nutritious and
50:59easy to digest.
51:02System.
51:03Redeem barbecue
51:04seasoning and
51:04kitchen tools.
51:12Time to give
51:13this world a taste
51:14of modern cooking.
51:35her singing.
51:36Her singing actually boosted my spirit power.
51:38This is unbelievable.
51:40The female I've got my eye on really is something special.
51:43Her spirit power may only be F rank, but she did put my body into all sorts of positions.
51:51So I suppose I could ruckluckly become her mate.
51:55Robert!
51:56You're trying to steal my female too?
51:59Enough.
52:01Stop arguing.
52:02Whatever this female is preparing is probably cub food.
52:06But our spirit power is unstable right now.
52:09If we eat unprocessed food, we could go berserk.
52:13Contact our clans immediately and have them send suitable food over.
52:24You must be starving.
52:26Look what I made for you babies.
52:29Special baby food.
52:34Smells so good!
52:37Oops.
52:38Forgot the utensils.
52:47Let me go!
52:48I need to eat!
52:51Don't move!
52:53Can't you smell it?
52:54That aroma is even richer than anything served at an imperial banquet.
52:59Coming, coming!
53:04Are the cubs' folks coming to check on them?
53:16What are you doing here?