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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell is he one for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie roomie
01:27sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live
01:32and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my
01:51new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01that's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making me lasagna
02:15um
02:17i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:30good butt heads kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay i thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:42come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:01hey go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:44what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:50oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:08not your type
05:10what fabian he was flirting with you
05:14right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:18yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right
06:13oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22okay stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:30no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use the two to myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:48no yankees you like the yankees focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:02so we'd like
07:05date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:16right okay let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh some gushy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say you hope me it's my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:41dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess it up with my roommate
08:55she's a big girl she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits you hear me
09:02or what or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home
09:43dodger home
09:47not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:51no that's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:14so now that we're alone
10:22do you want to know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:48how do i
10:49how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54free
10:58just follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back beautiful
11:11um
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:33what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:02come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself this is
12:48embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:56yeah
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you to see yourself as you are beautiful
13:39lesson three ask for what you want
13:46can we
13:52will you kiss me
14:14what was that was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you're
14:22you're natural
14:27really yeah don't want to get to your head
14:32well i think that we should go to bed
14:39already oh no oh my god not you and i not together separately in in our separate beds
14:47because not together that that would be crazy you can if you want you set the pace butterfly
15:14so
15:26study time
15:29i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology
15:35comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly concerning so
15:41i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach i made my lessons fun
15:56okay
15:56okay fine
16:00for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez amelia strip tutoring
16:16i didn't think you had it in you yeah yeah yeah yeah you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:35it's when you eat sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:52okay so
16:56i don't know
17:16i guess i should've worn a shirt
17:24next question um what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels
17:34your turn to strip
17:38we'll see
17:47inside
18:00that's cheating
18:08what are you guys doing
18:09we are just studying studying yeah okay love that but did Zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20I've got a game today so Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party
18:26another party Zeke you have to study I think it's time to practice what I taught you
18:38okay we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me that you don't know how you're an absolute babe
18:48oh um I mean I know I'm not conventionally attractive so conventional attractiveness is a myth
18:56anyhow I went shopping it's like my love language or something but I picked you out some outfits
19:01you want to play dress-up
19:07honestly yeah
19:09yeah me too
19:10okay let's go
19:17thank you for doing this seriously I owe you one
19:22it's the least I can do
19:24for what
19:27for helping Zeke
19:29you literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:35I hope I can help him
19:37oh you can
19:38he's not dumb
19:39he just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43mile radius
19:44this is all he's good for
19:52but I think he'll listen to you
19:54he likes you
19:55he told me so
19:59no no no no no smiling
20:00okay
20:01I'm gonna line your lips
20:02focus
20:10let's go
20:11oh
20:13dude when you struck out that last batter I swear
20:16scout's trials are on the ground
20:18I was actually planning on throwing him
20:28what's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:33oh
20:33I'm waiting
20:35your left was nothing
20:38your nose bleeding
20:41at least there's something
20:44hey
20:44that horror
20:46will go
20:50damn Fabian works fast
20:51Amanda
20:53this is the girl I wanted to see
20:54listen I want to show you something
20:56it's just right over here
20:57it's Amelia
20:57told you to leave her alone
21:01we're just having a conversation bro
21:03relax
21:04back off
21:05or he'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:11sorry pal
21:12she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:15what the hell?
21:16psycho I'm your teammate
21:17you're a piece of trash
21:24what the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:27not with him
21:28he's trying
21:32he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:36the what?
21:37look Fabian is not good enough for you
21:38just ignore him
21:40okay
21:43wait
21:45what's the upstairs tree?
21:48it's a tree where we take girls
21:50and after we kiss them under it
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us
21:53that's the move?
21:54yeah
21:55kissing a girl
21:57under a tree
21:58the upstairs tree
21:59ah
22:00right
22:02when does that work?
22:04I don't know
22:04it just does
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that
22:11I will show you
22:15part of lesson four
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:20open
22:38okay so the story goes
22:40the founder planted this tree for his wife
22:41and the seed chipped all the way from North Carolina
22:44dug the hole himself
22:46watered it every day
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50Well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say,
22:56Oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:59Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:02I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them
23:08behind the tree.
23:13And then...
23:15What?
23:17Do this.
23:31So upstairs?
23:35No.
23:49So, what's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:58Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:01Hmm.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else
24:06besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:09Make a mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do.
24:12Hmm.
24:13You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:16It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:21Maybe.
24:22You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:27Gotta be honest,
24:27I think this is the most I've ever talked
24:29on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:38Of course.
24:55Zeke.
24:56Stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02You build up his half for fun.
25:15That guy's gonna take his time
25:18Savor every inch
25:21What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want
25:34Alright Butterfly, what do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me
25:42For academic purposes, obviously
25:49Well then, in the spirit of education
26:06What else?
26:10I want you to kiss me
26:11Please
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up
26:52I gotta go find Tessa
26:53But I'll be right back
27:06Wow, that's beautiful
27:09Hey, um
27:12Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam
27:16Second baseman
27:17Backup pitcher
27:20Fellow artist
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor
27:25Aspiring anyway
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art
27:31With a focus on color theory
27:33That's wow, yeah
27:35You have no idea what I just said
27:37No, not at all
27:38Um
27:39But maybe I could
27:40I could take you out
27:42And
27:43Hear you tell me all about
27:45That
27:47Um
27:48Can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm
27:54I'm asking Emilio out
27:57You know, I thought we could
27:58We could talk art
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man
28:03You know I act
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to
28:10Wow
28:11She'd love to
28:14I'm looking forward to it
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date
28:22Emilio has a date
28:23Cut it out, Tessa
28:26It's just to hang out
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water
28:35Okay, Spell
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing
28:40I don't know what you're talking about
28:42Yeah, right
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous
28:46I'm not jealous
28:46I'm just protecting her
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her
28:50No, I don't
28:53We're friends
28:54She doesn't see me like that
28:55Okay
28:57Amelia
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest
29:01I think he's charming
29:03That's for sure
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot
29:07Uh, zip it
29:08I asked her
29:09Not you
29:12I think he's kind
29:13And generous
29:15And super motivated
29:17But
29:18I think he sells himself short
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player
29:27Damn, bro
29:28She sees you
29:29She's a real one
29:30Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh
29:40She's great
29:41Great roommate
29:41Total chiller
29:44Right
29:45Thanks a lot, Remy
30:06Hey
30:08So, uh
30:09When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over
30:14Yeah
30:15I, uh
30:17I took it yesterday
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait
30:24So I could show you
30:27My first A
30:30Oh
30:30My God
30:33You did it
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it
30:39Without you, Teach
30:50I'm gonna leave
30:59Sorry
31:00Sorry
31:09So, you're
31:11Going out with Sam then?
31:16Yeah, um
31:19I guess it all worked out
31:24You got the A
31:27I got the guy
31:29You don't even know him
31:30I'm doing what you told me to
31:34Trusting myself
31:34And letting myself get swept off my feet
31:37Yeah, but
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem
31:42It's no problem
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me
31:45If you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you
31:50Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke
31:55No
32:01Right, cause
32:03Cause you're the one that said
32:05No feelings
32:07Yep
32:10Then I guess our
32:11Our lessons are over
32:14Yeah, cool
32:16I better go get ready for my date then
32:18Wish me luck
32:21Good luck
32:44Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart
32:47It's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50Before the big game tomorrow
32:52I'll take my sweet treat upstairs
33:00Missed you, babe
33:02Damn, dude
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath
33:07Sorry, bro
33:12Zeke
33:15Excuse you
33:18How happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here
33:22We were about to head out
33:25I didn't know
33:28Right
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:38Definitely not punting over your hateful ass
33:39Don't talk about her like that
33:55It's hard here
33:56After all ะฝะธะผ
33:56We're off the ladder of 40 seconds
33:58Talk to anyone
33:59Brothers and death
33:59They're not good
34:04We're off the ladder of 40 seconds
34:05Oh dear
34:10My god
34:10I'm doing it
34:11I'm doing it
34:25Turn your way off the ladder of 40 seconds
34:29Cool. I'm happy for you.
35:06Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude. Speaking of, thanks for striking
35:12out with Jen and sending her back my way. Shut up. You're roomy, though. That is a tough
35:18nut to crack. She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her. What are you talking about? Hey, don't
35:22count me out. You know it's not over till the fat lady's name. Oh, for sure. For sure.
35:31Was this about the bet? I thought you liked her. No. I like winning. Plus, it's like the
35:37best acting exercise ever. Like, my sense. Oh, wait. You're done. You hear me? Leave her
35:43alone. Don't text her. Don't call her. Don't even look at her. Yo, what the hell, dude? Since
35:47when you're so whipped. Yeah. You're bugging out, Zeke. What the hell? He needs to cool
35:58off or something. You're just mad, I guess. Oh! Zeke, what are you doing? Don't talk to Sam
36:12again. I'm not doing this with you. We talked about this. I lied. What? I was jealous. The
36:21thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you. It drove me crazy. He's
36:42out. I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed
36:48everything for me. I want to be the man you see when you look at me. Amelia. Will you be
36:56my girlfriend? Yeah. Of course I will.
37:04me. God, you're such a good teacher. Hi. I'm a good teacher. Speaking of, I think I have
37:29a few more lessons for you. Oh. What do you want, Butterfly? I want you to be my first. Are
37:47you sure? I'm very sure. I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me it just
38:04happened.
38:07Yeah. Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact? Sniffing, I'm
38:14canning, screaming, dripping out words. I need it. Pretty good at conceiting, dishing
38:17out how I'm treated, switching up on your meaning. That don't make sense, but is this it?
38:22Okay. Trying to make it go away. Breaking down on top of my face. Walk to the bottom, I'm
38:25late. Baby, can't you see? I like to crash back how you used to talk to me. Flash bang how
38:31I used
38:32to come back in. It's not back, baby, can we count to three? You can't live with or
38:38without you. It looks really good on your face. Hmm? Mm-hmm. Fortunately, I do have a game
39:00today so I'm gonna need that bag. Oh yeah? Yeah. Prefer it be sooner rather than later actually.
39:10We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22That's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude. I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh? You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke? What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Yeah, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime. Oh, and uh, you forgot this. Toodaloo, have a nice life.
40:01I can explain, okay? You slept with me to win a bet? No. No, I had nothing to do with
40:06it. Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it. And you didn't tell me? How could you do this to
40:14me?
40:14How, how could you lie? Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:21Emilia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:44It's Tessa.
40:49I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no, he's, he's your brother. I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him and now I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him? I will kill him.
41:13Tempting. Tempting.
41:15No, honestly, this is probably for the best. I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him, don't you?
41:28I don't know. All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:43Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him. I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no, it's fine.
42:09Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12I'll be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:32We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa. It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:15So be better.
43:25Hey, can I talk to you?
43:29If you want.
43:42Is Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:46Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01I should have.
44:04I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:32I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I want to be everything you want.
44:47Everything you deserve.
44:51So tell me.
44:54What do you want?
44:59I want...
45:04I want to trust myself.
45:07And I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God, because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41He did what?
45:43Told you, this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:19I'll be there.
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