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Summer Situationship Exclusive
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:04You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:06If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:08you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:25You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:29Can you?
00:01:30No.
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Uh, Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:01:59Destiny?
00:02:00Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:04Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:22Mia?
00:02:23Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27Hmm.
00:02:27It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:30Oh!
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:42No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:43It.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:58Whoa.
00:03:02Uh.
00:03:03Yeah she's not breathing.
00:03:07Yeah she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude we can't?
00:03:12Yes we can.
00:03:12No, we can't. This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:41Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:57Thank God.
00:03:58All right, let's get you up.
00:04:02I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:06Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:09I'm fine.
00:04:10Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:11You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:18I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:20You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts, and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress.
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:38Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:39You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:41I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:49I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had, and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:00And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:02So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:32Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:41Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:53You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:07Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:21Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:43Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:48Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noah.
00:07:23Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different,
00:08:07but I'm not going to beg you to say.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:21Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:30I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made
00:08:33if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:36I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died,
00:09:07he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia,
00:09:12and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital
00:09:16that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that
00:09:19if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:26we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:34I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:36my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself
00:09:43to be marriage material.
00:09:45I'm going to call Daddy
00:09:46and have him send you some money
00:09:47so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life
00:10:07with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:11than a frigid bitch.
00:10:13What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:18Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:37After everything that happened between us,
00:10:39I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:47What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:02I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:05And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:08Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:13And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:17Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:21Alone.
00:11:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here
00:11:46because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know.
00:12:17It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:34You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:40Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:43Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here.
00:12:52Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:03Don't be prude.
00:13:04It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:10Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call him, Alita, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:37What the fuck are you?
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:59You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:11Crazy like a fox.
00:14:16Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this household of snakes.
00:14:28Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Now, now, now.
00:14:48Okay.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:26you're wrong.
00:15:28I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:40I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that me is off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:54Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:08Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:11She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:16You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:28Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39I wanted to be my new girlfriend.
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:13Not yet.
00:17:20Give me that.
00:17:21Not yet.
00:17:22I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:26But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:39Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Submit, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication.
00:18:44You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you with me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:08While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:19Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:21Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:31Ew.
00:19:32Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:36You kicked me out.
00:19:38Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:43Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:52Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules.
00:19:56Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Hey, Mom.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:23I'm a fucking coward!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:51look at jules squirm oh she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot
00:21:04noah are you thirsty
00:21:11jules take your shirt off
00:21:28i'm in beast mode i'ma go about to troll again where i've been that should never know
00:21:33trophy's rolling in look at school losers gotta go i'm on t and again i can't stop no i cannot
00:21:38go
00:21:41oops spilled a little
00:21:45jules i'm still thirsty
00:21:56did noah just kiss me for real i have to go
00:22:09if you're still thirsty noah you can take a sip off of me
00:22:15choke on it
00:22:20don't run away from me
00:22:23don't touch me
00:22:25are you mad because i kissed you
00:22:30or are you mad because you liked it
00:22:38you can be a real asshole sometimes you know that
00:22:41yeah i know
00:22:44now you're gonna strip from it
00:22:46you're shivering
00:22:49come here
00:23:02bed's yours tonight
00:23:03i'll take the couch
00:23:27what are you doing here and where is noah
00:23:32are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night
00:23:34destiny that is your brother
00:23:37whatever
00:23:38i just came by to tell you how happy i am you've stolen back from mia
00:23:42mia's your best friend
00:23:43yeah
00:23:45she's also a huge bitch
00:23:47people contain multitudes
00:23:50don't be scared of mia
00:23:51she's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with noah
00:23:54and she's jealous of you still
00:23:58and it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do
00:24:01if you know what i mean
00:24:03oh
00:24:13like what you see
00:24:37what are you doing here
00:24:39taking a shower
00:24:47you wish
00:24:53show's over pretty boy
00:24:55i got some friends coming over
00:24:57meet me at the pool
00:25:10what's with this guy
00:25:12one minute he's ice cold
00:25:13now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show
00:25:22don't look now but mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:31let's give her something to stare at
00:25:46i'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer
00:25:49everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me
00:25:53maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:25:56you should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:25:58you're right
00:26:00you're right
00:26:00it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:08everyone i've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:11everyone must decide right now
00:26:14whether jewel stays
00:26:16or i do
00:26:19i do
00:26:19would you relax
00:26:20we're not taking a vote
00:26:21we're not on survivor
00:26:22all right
00:26:25what's survivor
00:26:26a show for old people
00:26:27ew
00:26:28it's so boring
00:26:30i'm kidding
00:26:32guys
00:26:33guys
00:26:33i'm just kidding
00:26:37what game is she trying to play
00:26:39whatever it is i know it won't be good for me
00:26:43come on mia
00:26:44we used to be best friends
00:26:46can't we just tolerate each other for one summer
00:26:49you're right
00:26:51we did used to be best friends
00:26:54and i have the red receipts to prove it
00:26:59it's time to find out what jewels really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:05what are you talking about
00:27:06i never said anything about save it
00:27:09herf's right here
00:27:12and noah i saved the best for last
00:27:16don't you want to know what jewels said about you
00:27:21i bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:27:26i think everyone should find out what jewels really said about them
00:27:32oh emmett this one's about you
00:27:35emmett is so dumb
00:27:37because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:27:41they can
00:27:42i never said that
00:27:44mia did
00:27:45she's framing me with the text that she sent
00:27:48oh
00:27:49and this one says that destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:53hey
00:27:54i made good money for these
00:27:57i mean would you knock it off
00:27:58jewels will never say any of those things
00:28:00alright
00:28:00really
00:28:02cause this one's about you noah
00:28:04she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:28:07noah is arrogant
00:28:10cocky
00:28:10and needs to be the best at everything
00:28:13him and emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:28:16you said that about me
00:28:18i i can explain
00:28:20save your breath
00:28:27oh
00:28:31bitch
00:28:32don't touch me
00:28:33get off of me
00:28:46you're so hot
00:28:48say that again with your shirt off
00:28:49like
00:29:01watch
00:29:12yo
00:29:14emmett
00:29:15you and jules are officially over
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:20Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:29:22screw around a little bit,
00:29:24show them falling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:40What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:41It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:42You hooked up.
00:29:45Fuck.
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48I mean, stop.
00:29:50Oh, you do.
00:29:50Stop.
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:13I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having fun?
00:30:16Take sex and post it.
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you
00:30:24when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:27You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40Feeling's mutual.
00:30:45Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:52Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better.
00:31:47Doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her lie.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:42Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:01I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:15You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:42You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:52Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:59But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:10Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:32Is that true?
00:34:36It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:06I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:08But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those to you until the end of today.
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they'll remember you exist.
00:35:34Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:43You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:16She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Hello?
00:36:38Hello?
00:36:39Hello?
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off of me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules.
00:37:25Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:46You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:48I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:54Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56For a tip.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:46Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:53Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:10Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:13Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:32I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:39She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:48Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:53I promise.
00:39:55I promise.
00:40:05The girls go shopping.
00:40:07Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas.
00:40:25Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try the sun!
00:40:58Nice.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:04Uh, no.
00:41:05I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:10Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:20Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:37You're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way.
00:42:06This is mine.
00:42:07Oh.
00:42:08Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:09No.
00:42:10Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great.
00:42:12Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:37I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See?
00:43:59Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call the police.
00:44:18This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:21Yes, it is.
00:44:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:33Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:52There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:16Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:33I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman Internship.
00:45:36And never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:43the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:04Eat shit.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Uh, Destiny.
00:46:56We're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here.
00:47:09Put this on.
00:47:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:18Woo!
00:48:21Woo!
00:48:26Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:33Woo!
00:48:33Woo!
00:48:35Woo!
00:48:36Woo!
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:43Woo!
00:48:47Woo!
00:48:47Woo!
00:48:47Woo!
00:48:48Woo!
00:48:49Woo!
00:48:50Woo!
00:48:50Woo!
00:48:52Woo!
00:48:53this time
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:49:46Chased at home.
00:49:49But I won't be around when you.
00:49:53Cry.
00:49:55And you cry.
00:49:58The tears on your face.
00:50:01You're loving in vain when you cry.
00:50:06In the same moment since.
00:50:10I loved you when you came.
00:50:17Yo, Jason.
00:50:19Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:23Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:29Visit that.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:51:02Jules, wait!
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:13Fuck off.
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:19Jules.
00:51:21I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:27What is that?
00:51:28Oh, you got time?
00:51:30Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:34No, thanks.
00:51:35Oh, but-but-but-but-but.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:40Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:00Alright.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:10Desti.
00:52:11Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:52:12Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:18That little shit.
00:52:26Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:37Both know you want this.
00:52:39Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that e-kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:51I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:07Help me!
00:53:14Emit!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emit!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:44Wait!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:10Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:31Emit just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emit would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emit is hooking up with me.
00:54:41And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emit, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:56Let's go.
00:54:57Go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:02It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:20Rocky Road.
00:56:23Oh.
00:56:24Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:27How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35You're the king of assholes.
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:49I got to show you something.
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:32Stop waiting.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:44Everybody's at the club.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:48I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:18Oh, yeah.
00:58:20Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for
00:58:36it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:39Oh, oh.
00:58:52Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:59I'm ready for another round.
00:59:02Hey, can you knock?
00:59:03Can you put your boner away?
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up!
00:59:08Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:11It's worse than a fire.
00:59:15Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:28And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:38I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm going to go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:56Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:08Now.
01:00:21My baby boy.
01:00:24Mom, hi.
01:00:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:30Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:58What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:07Mom.
01:01:08Noah.
01:01:08A little help.
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:10Uh, Mom.
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes.
01:01:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa.
01:01:29My second mommy.
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:35Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:04I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's prepared.
01:02:16Mom.
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41Oh, no.
01:02:43Woo!
01:02:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Wow!
01:02:52All right, that's enough.
01:02:53I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:01No way.
01:03:02You gave her those?
01:03:03I didn't give them.
01:03:04She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:09She hates you already.
01:03:10What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:37Oh, wait.
01:03:38No.
01:03:40Help.
01:03:42I'm drowning.
01:03:44Mia, save me.
01:03:45Help.
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:48I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help.
01:03:52Help.
01:04:10Are you saving me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea
01:04:23I was wrong about you
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you
01:04:27than a girl like Mia
01:04:36Thank you
01:04:38for taking care of her
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid
01:04:43Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:04:45Can you ever be serious
01:04:47for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid
01:04:51girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:04:55I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:04:58No feelings
01:05:00Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away
01:05:08if it were up to me
01:05:11I'll tear it up right now
01:05:12I mean it
01:05:16I need that money
01:05:17more than I want you
01:05:20When my dad died
01:05:21he left my family
01:05:22with thousands of dollars
01:05:24in medical debt
01:05:25If I don't get that money
01:05:27then my mom will lose her house
01:05:30So it was really
01:05:31always just about the money
01:05:33Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship
01:05:55I want to give you the money
01:05:58Not as your boss
01:05:59as your boyfriend
01:06:00It was I want to give you everything
01:06:06I don't know what to say
01:06:11Just let me take care of you
01:06:18And tell me that you love me
01:06:21I don't think I can say it
01:06:26Let me take care of you
01:06:28It's the least you can do
01:06:32Fine
01:06:34You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:37And you don't have to tell me
01:06:38that you love me
01:06:40I know you do
01:06:45Good morning, everyone
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa
01:06:48You're okay
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy
01:06:51that this little petty bitch
01:06:52didn't kill you
01:06:55I was just leaving
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules
01:06:57We need to talk about
01:06:59how you ruined my son's life
01:07:04After your little
01:07:05sex video was released
01:07:07At first I wanted to tell you
01:07:09to get out of my son's life forever
01:07:11But
01:07:12After you
01:07:13saved me
01:07:15All I can say is
01:07:18Welcome to the family
01:07:23You were supposed to give me
01:07:26your family ring
01:07:27That was before
01:07:28you left me to drown
01:07:31I'm off to see
01:07:32my new boyfriend
01:07:33Ronaldo in Cancun
01:07:36Adios
01:07:38Bye, Mom
01:07:43I'll figure out a way
01:07:45to break you two up
01:07:47Good luck with that
01:07:49I don't need luck
01:07:50I have a really big brain
01:07:58There must be something
01:08:00incriminating in here
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:13Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood
01:08:19Listen
01:08:20I have something juicy
01:08:21for you
01:08:25I don't like to read
01:08:27It's a contract
01:08:28between Jules and Noah
01:08:30They're faking
01:08:31their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that
01:08:33stupid
01:08:34Lehman internship
01:08:35That's cheating
01:08:37Oh, great
01:08:38You finally figured it out
01:08:40Good boy
01:08:42I think it's time
01:08:43for you to cheat too
01:08:50I thought this was
01:08:51summer vacation
01:08:53I know
01:08:54I know
01:08:55But
01:08:56I've got to work
01:08:57on my presentation
01:08:57for the Lehman internship
01:09:02What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought
01:09:05I told you I'd kill you
01:09:06if I saw you
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that
01:09:08in front of our guests
01:09:13Who are you?
01:09:15I'm the man
01:09:16who holds Noah's future
01:09:17in his hands
01:09:22Mr. Lehman
01:09:26It's great to meet you
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up
01:09:31and told me about
01:09:31your summer house setup
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:38The name's Andrew
01:09:39but my friends call me Andy
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend
01:09:45Noah
01:09:46Can you help out
01:09:47your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused
01:09:54Mr. Lehman
01:09:55Why don't I take you
01:09:56to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm the high profile guy
01:09:59who likes to get
01:10:00lots of trouble
01:10:01and Emmett
01:10:02promised me
01:10:02lots of trouble
01:10:05The next intern
01:10:07for Lehman Corp
01:10:07will be responsible
01:10:09for keeping me entertained
01:10:11and I get bored easy
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:10:17starts now
01:10:21Interview starts now
01:10:23Dopest candidate
01:10:24gets the dopest internship
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office
01:10:30Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:32That's where all the babes
01:10:33are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:42That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:44He's a total clown
01:10:47Andrew Lehman
01:10:47is one of the most successful
01:10:49tech billionaires
01:10:50in the industry
01:10:51and if I work for him
01:10:53my career will be made
01:10:54But don't you already
01:10:55have enough money?
01:10:57Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:10:59I was the captain
01:11:00of every sports team
01:11:01I was on
01:11:01and I networked
01:11:02like a motherfucker
01:11:04I was just trying to
01:11:05crawl out from underneath
01:11:06my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career
01:11:08and then our sex tape
01:11:10got released
01:11:12and all my job prospects
01:11:13were completely toast
01:11:15The only interview I got
01:11:16was for Lehman Corporation
01:11:19Jules, I need this internship
01:11:20and so do you
01:11:22because without it
01:11:23I can't give you
01:11:23the $100,000
01:11:26You lied to me
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you
01:11:29I just
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything
01:11:33I'm sorry
01:11:37Everybody
01:11:39Let's get the party started
01:11:49Looks like I found
01:11:50my lady for the night
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:11:58There's something special
01:11:59about you
01:12:00You're so
01:12:02beautiful
01:12:04Thanks
01:12:05But I'm taken
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you
01:12:09Noah
01:12:10Tell me
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me
01:12:18You're a lucky man
01:12:19I know
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you
01:12:29Look at here
01:12:31The happy little couple
01:12:34From
01:12:34wholemates
01:12:35to soulmates
01:12:39Emmett
01:12:40Noah and I are talking
01:12:42Can you go entertain
01:12:43your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well
01:12:45I just wanted to
01:12:46congratulate the
01:12:47big man
01:12:48Yeah
01:12:49He's finally going to
01:12:50win our bet
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that
01:12:58if you guys can make it
01:12:59throughout the summer
01:13:00I would drop out
01:13:01of the internship pool
01:13:02But that's not true
01:13:05Yeah, it is
01:13:06I thought Noah would
01:13:07pussy out if I won
01:13:08So
01:13:09I recorded the whole thing
01:13:10You play that
01:13:11I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:15I don't want to hear it
01:13:17Yeah
01:13:18I'd probably
01:13:19break your heart
01:13:20to know that
01:13:20you were just
01:13:21a bet to Noah
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:24I was nothing
01:13:24but a bet to you
01:13:27I was nothing
01:13:28but a bet to you
01:13:29I was nothing
01:13:30but a check
01:13:31to you
01:13:33Both of you
01:13:34can fuck off
01:13:39Chicks, dude
01:13:41I'm gonna kick
01:13:42your fucking ass
01:13:42I wouldn't want
01:13:43to do that
01:13:44in front of our
01:13:44special guest
01:13:47I don't care about
01:13:48anybody except Jules
01:13:50You're pathetic
01:13:52B
01:13:54Whatever, dude
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would
01:14:01fall in love with you
01:14:02and save your family?
01:14:04I've been waiting
01:14:05all day to get you
01:14:06alone
01:14:09You're a sexy girl
01:14:11You could have
01:14:12a lot of fun
01:14:13I don't have time
01:14:14for that shit
01:14:15Then make time
01:14:16There's a tradition
01:14:17at Lehman
01:14:18The boys
01:14:19share their toys
01:14:22and I want to
01:14:22play with you
01:14:24I don't want
01:14:25to be played with
01:14:26If you play nice
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend
01:14:28the little job
01:14:30The only reason
01:14:31why Noah made his bet
01:14:32was to get this job
01:14:33Even if this guy
01:14:34is an asshole
01:14:35I should hear him out
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you
01:14:41for the night
01:14:43In your dreams, bro
01:14:49Mia
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still
01:14:54caught up on that skank?
01:14:56Maybe this outfit
01:14:57would change your mind
01:14:58Mia
01:14:59A lobotomy
01:15:00wouldn't make me
01:15:01change my mind
01:15:01about you
01:15:02Get it through your head
01:15:03I want to be with Jules
01:15:05Why do you like her
01:15:07so much?
01:15:08I don't like her
01:15:11I love her
01:15:15You know
01:15:16I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love
01:15:18with such a liar
01:15:19You know she planted
01:15:20that sex tape, right?
01:15:22Yeah, well she said
01:15:22she didn't
01:15:24Found your girlfriend
01:15:37If I do what you say
01:15:39then you'll give Noah
01:15:40this job
01:15:40Yes
01:15:42And it's the only way
01:15:43you'd get in
01:15:44We only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom
01:15:47My company looks down
01:15:49on sex tapes
01:15:51Wait
01:15:52Now I know
01:15:53where I recognize you
01:15:55Damn
01:15:56You were great
01:15:58Just one kiss
01:16:00That's all it takes
01:16:01to get your boyfriend
01:16:02a little job
01:16:07Don't play hard to get
01:16:15Get off
01:16:20Get off
01:16:21Let me have my fun
01:16:24Then you can take your turn
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone
01:16:26I'm going to break your fingers
01:16:28You wouldn't dare
01:16:31You little shit
01:16:33You'll never work for Lehman
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like
01:16:35I dodged a bullet there
01:16:36because I would rather
01:16:37fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you
01:16:39pervs at Lehman
01:16:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:16:43about my hands
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah
01:16:46Why don't you sue me
01:16:47and let all the papers know
01:16:49that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife
01:16:53would love to hear about this
01:16:55Please
01:16:55Don't tell my wife
01:16:57Get out of my face, old man
01:17:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like
01:17:15Don't lie to me
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back
01:17:21I didn't kiss him
01:17:23But even if I did
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:26about our relationship
01:17:28You were getting money
01:17:29out of the deal
01:17:29So why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now
01:17:36Tell him you love him
01:17:37It matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear
01:17:41that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:50You're fired
01:17:52Get out of my house
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch
01:18:10You never belonged with us
01:18:16And now
01:18:17it's your turn to go
01:18:20I played you
01:18:21and I won
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you
01:18:26Oh, honey
01:18:27This has everything
01:18:29to do with me
01:18:35I planted the camera
01:18:37in your room
01:18:38And then
01:18:39I got the sex tape
01:18:41of you and Noah
01:18:42And then
01:18:43I uploaded it
01:18:45for everyone to see
01:18:50You thought you were better than me
01:18:52But I always win
01:18:55All
01:18:56I fucking do
01:18:58is win
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you
01:19:03will never win
01:19:12Mom
01:19:13I saved the house
01:19:17It's too late
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:26and figure something out
01:19:28Someone bought it out
01:19:29from under us
01:19:30just this morning
01:19:32That's what happens
01:19:33when you lose sight
01:19:33of your goal
01:19:34You lose everything
01:19:37Oh, God
01:19:50Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing
01:19:52in that uniform?
01:19:55My dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost
01:19:56an Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money
01:20:00to give me that job
01:20:00So
01:20:04Do you anything?
01:20:11I have a big tip
01:20:12for you
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:16Smile more
01:20:25This money feels dirty
01:20:26I never want to see
01:20:28this check again
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost
01:20:53I deserve that
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up
01:20:59a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll
01:21:01really like it
01:21:06Is this the deed
01:21:08to my house?
01:21:09Yeah
01:21:10This morning
01:21:11I bought it
01:21:13You bought my house
01:21:14from under us?
01:21:16Look at the name
01:21:16on the title
01:21:19Oh, my God
01:21:22You put it
01:21:23under my name
01:21:25It's yours, Jules
01:21:26It's all yours
01:21:28But
01:21:29I am only giving it to you
01:21:30under one condition
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me
01:21:36to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:40Drug your mom?
01:21:41No
01:21:44But I would like you
01:21:44to meet me
01:21:45at the summer house
01:21:46tonight
01:21:53at 8pm
01:21:55and I want you
01:21:56to wear this
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh
01:22:15How pathetic
01:22:17Noah's throwing me
01:22:17an engagement party
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two
01:22:25get back together?
01:22:26Well
01:22:26it's not official yet
01:22:28but
01:22:29he invited me here
01:22:30to pop the big question
01:22:31in front of everyone
01:22:31and even an idiot
01:22:33like you
01:22:33would know
01:22:34that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess
01:22:36after spending
01:22:37the entire summer
01:22:38being bored to death
01:22:39by you
01:22:39Noah decided
01:22:40it was time
01:22:41to be with
01:22:41the best
01:22:44Mia
01:22:46Jules
01:22:47I am so happy
01:22:48that both of you
01:22:48were here
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you
01:22:51propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:55Who said anything
01:22:55about proposing to you?
01:22:57Oh please
01:22:57the big question
01:23:00Yeah I do have
01:23:01a big question
01:23:03Mia
01:23:04why did you plant
01:23:05that sex tape
01:23:05of Jules and I?
01:23:07Uh
01:23:10how did you know
01:23:10about that?
01:23:11Well because I made
01:23:12a huge mistake
01:23:14and when you were
01:23:14leaving the summer house
01:23:15I heard you're
01:23:16in Jules' fight
01:23:17you know
01:23:17the one where you
01:23:18told her that you
01:23:19planted the sex tape
01:23:20in our room
01:23:21Okay
01:23:22fine
01:23:23yeah
01:23:24I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded
01:23:26the video to the internet
01:23:27but I just wanted
01:23:28to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces
01:23:31what are you gonna do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually that's my job
01:23:35Mia Matthews
01:23:36you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn
01:23:38What?
01:23:39You're not actually
01:23:40doing this are you?
01:23:41These are not
01:23:42what they're for
01:23:42call my dad
01:23:43Oh daddy
01:23:45Bye ma'am
01:23:49If you invited me
01:23:50here to watch that
01:23:51I appreciate it
01:23:54That's not why
01:23:54I invited you here
01:23:59Everybody
01:24:02What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all
01:24:07here so I can
01:24:09share my secrets
01:24:13And here are my secrets
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders
01:24:19I do
01:24:21And I crashed my car
01:24:22on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:24and I was so scared
01:24:25I just left it there
01:24:28And I cannot tell my left
01:24:29from my right
01:24:30Noah
01:24:30What are you doing?
01:24:32You look like a crazy person
01:24:33And I have one more secret
01:24:37Jules I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you
01:24:44And I want to make it
01:24:45official Jules
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody
01:24:48I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me
01:24:54Yes Noah
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm
01:25:00I love you
01:25:01I love you right back
01:25:10Everybody
01:25:12Let's get this party started
01:25:16Let's get this party started
01:25:17Let's get this party started
01:25:21Let's get this party started
01:25:22Let's get this party started
01:25:22Let's get this party started
01:25:23Let's get this party started
01:25:23Let's get this party started
01:25:24Let's get this party started
01:25:24Let's get this party started
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